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“Oh my god, you really think I need to introduce myself?” Harry interrupts despairingly and Zayn heaves a sigh. “Zayn, we’ve been in the same English class since eighth grade, we played on the same football team all of last year, he was sitting front row when I had to use the emergency chemical shower in Biology last term! Does he really not even know who I am?”
“Hah, I forgot about that,” Zayn chuckles. “How could I forget that, that was awesome. People called you Roddy for weeks!”
“Roddy?”
“Because you looked like a drowned rat. You know, like in Flushed Away?”
Harry whines and thumps his head against the table, Zayn’s quick reflexes the only thing between him and a face full of mashed…something.
Alternatively, a story revolving around the lunchroom, unidentifiable food products, and Louis Tomlinson, the boy Harry is most definitely not stalking.