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Summary:

BTS as 7 Irish teens who are living their best lives going seshing

 

based off the iconic "shit idk" fic, this is a completely separate work and I have only took inspiration from that fic

Notes:

Strap in because this is going to be a wild ride

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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KIM SEOKJIN ADDED MIN YOONGI, JUNG HOSEOK, KIM NAMJOON, PARK JIMIN AND KIM TAEHYUNG
KIM SEOKJIN CHANGED NICK TO JIN
KIM SEOKJIN CHANGED MIN YOONGI NICK TO YOONGI
KIM SEOKJIN CHANGED JUNG HOSEOK NICK TO HOBI
KIM SEOKJIN CHANGED KIM NAMJOON NICK TO JOON
KIM SEOKJIN CHANGED PARK JIMIN NICK TO JIMIN
KIM SEOKJIN CHANGED KIM TAEHYUNG NICK TO TAE

Jin: Hello guys! so I made this group chat after the Moongoose gig, I'm still really surprised that we all go to the same school, I'm pretty sure this is everyone but if I forgot someone please tell me <3
Hobi: Hello Jin, I completely forgot about this idea! I'm Hobi and I'm a TY at the moment, majority of the time I'm drunk and am at the moment the musical co-ordinator and dance teacher for the idiots who may be able to sing or act but can't dance. It's truly fucking frustrating
Jin: oh I didn't know we were going to introduce ourselves, well I'm Jin I'm a sixth year with a strong desire for this manky leaving cert to be over.
Tae: I'm Tae, I'm 16, in TY and living for the musical, I hope my dancing isn't horrible hobi!
Hobi: Oh my god tae no baby you're so good at dancing you don't even need the lessons!!!
Tae: ahh thank you so much I'm blushing***
Yoongi: Just wanted to mention that it is 1:44am at the moment and I'm TIreD
Yoongi: Might as well tho, I'm yoongi, I should be in sixth year but I pulled some dumb shit in like 2nd class when I told the class that both Santa and God are fake so I got held back for a year, hence I'm in fifth year watching Jin struggle from a distance.
Jin: It's honestly hell, he laughed at me when I cried during mocks
Yoongi: It honestly was funny
Hobi: where did mister I'm tired go?
Yoongi: Shut it mister musical co-ordinator
Hobi: thanks for using my full title!! no one in TY does so I really appreciate it yoongi
Joon: Sorry I was catching up on music homework, I'm Namjoon, I'm a TY working on sound in the musical, I work around in gig venues and it gets me a lot of free tickets, If you're ever looking for tickets hit me up
Hobi: Joonie <3<3
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Jimin: Ah hello I just woke up, I'm Jimin, I'm in TY and the support in the musical, I even have my own solo! I dance with Hobi a lot and love Home Ec
Yoongi: who teaches you home ec
Jimin: the best teacher Ms Biggins, you know she was a professor, she's so cool, she even gave me chocolate because I looked sad one day
Hobi: Jimin has a weird crush on Ms Biggins...
Jimin: She's just a sweetheart!!!
Tae: Oh yeah forgot to mention I'm the musical lead this year
Jin: I was musical lead once.....
Jin: A long long time ago.....
Yoongi: Stop being dramatic, it was literally less than two years ago
Jin: A LONG TIME AGO YOONGI
Joon: I GOT PUSSY RIOT TICKETS!!!!!
Yoongi: Please tell me you've an extra one
Joon: It's your lucky day my guy
Yoongi: YOPZ LADS I'M GOING TO PUSSY RIOT
Yoongi: NADYA IS GOING TO SNATCH MY FUCKING WIG
Jin: Lmao remember that day when Eve beat Reni and her weave was on the ground beside the bus stop
Jin: To think that was when I was in third year.

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