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"bold ass bugs,messing with me aint gon' get them anything but a one way trip to death town!"minho flapped his plastic fan back in forth in the air,aiming to kill the bugs closest to his face.
changbin looked up from his map and glanced over at his older friend in disgust.
"hyung,what he fuck?did you really just say that corny shit?death town?embarrassing, really."changbin murmurs and woojin quietly scolds them both for cursing so freely,especially in this area.
they were at the zoo.
changbin doesnt know why,but for some reason chan thought it'd be a good idea to drag all their friends to the zoo to hang.
the zoo.
how old was chan,seven?
and well,changbin cant pointedly ignore going,because jeongin said he'd enjoy it,and he wants changbin to come,and honestly who is changbin to not fulfill his favorite donsaengs wishes?
so here changbin is,at the zoo.in a group with woojin,minho,and jisung,the most annoying friends he has(excluding his favorite hyung,so basically just minsung.)
chan also thought it's be a good idea to split everyone into groups and meet up at the end for dinner,and honestly chan can just perish from the earth for all changbin cares.
"ow! hyung,you hit me!"
"i know."
changbin turned to see jisung holding his nose with his hand while minho laughed. the boy was really the devil's spawn,and thats coming from mr. 'i love dark' himself.
woojin went back to scolding,and changbin turned his attention back to his map.
"where the fuck—
flick.
"frick,are we even going?"minho asks from behind the younger.
"hopefully far away from you,asshole." jisung gripes,and minho looks over to woojin,expecting for the older to hit him,but he dosent,explaining that 'you deserve that,you know how jisung bruises easily.'
"i actually dont even know so-
"need help?"
if changbin hates one thing,its when someone interrupts him while he's speaking,so he looks up,up,and up some more at the stranger to give him a piece of his mind and—
"holy shit,are you god?"changbin hears behind him,and it sounds like woojin.
minho snorts and mimics woojin's scowl, snapping that they shouldnt 'curse in front of the children,' that jisung mumbles 'arent even around.'
there's a literal model in front of changbin,and he kinda wants to melt into the ground and drag his friends down with him,because this guy makes him feel as if everyone else is too ugly to even live.
"i wouldnt say im a god,just a boy.and youre extremely attractive,yourself." the giant winks down to woojin,and the blonde visibly blushes,maneuvering his body towards minho and hopping on the balls of his feet like jisung did when he got tickets to that wonder girls concert a few years back.minho smirks and walks into the guys personal space,licking at his own lips effectively and places his hands upon his shoulders.
"what's your name,baby?"the brunette purrs.
"im hwang hyunjin,and im one of the tourist guides here.it seemed that you guys were having trouble navigating so i decided to come over and help."hyunjin has clasped his hands respectively in front of him but changbin is about to have a tantrum from all the touching minho is doing and jisung pulls minho away with a hardened face,nose turning a purple color.
"so— hyunjin looks even farther down from changbin's short friends to shorter changbin and offers his hand. changbin imagines all the things hyunjin can do to him with his hands as he stares at them, and he guesses he takes to long to respond,because hyunjin pulls the zoo's official map away from his hands gently and shows the most responsive person-jisung-where to find things.
"would you guys like me to accompany you all or do you understand now?"
jisung begins to speak,but he is quickly pushed away by minho and woojin.
"yes!"they chant together,and hyunjin laughs a little before going to stand beside frozen changbin and grabbing his thin wrist,gently tugging him along to show the zoo's animals. minho and woojin follow close behind, staring at hyunjin's nice shoulders and jisung just drags his feet behind them,holding both his nose and elbow now.
"these are lovebirds.they average anywhere from ten to fifteen years in age,and they live in small flocks,feeding on fruits and vegetables.they are also known as the agapornis,or small genus parrot.theyre natives of madagascar." changbin wakes up from his dream and tries to turn away from the bird cage,but he is incased by hyunjin's long body, arms trapping him against his chest.
"sorry if i rant a bit about these birds.i really like animals and these are one of the few ive studied closely.i want to own one some day."hyunjin lets changbin squirm in his arms until the shorter has turned completely in his grasp,head stopping just below hyunjin's chin.
"he likes birds,ugh thats hot."woojin mumbles to minho.
"i just wanna—i wanna—i want him to lick ice cream off my body."minho moans out,and jisung rolls his eyes.
he has a whole fucking stuffed parrot plushie at home named mukkeum that he loves to death.he's always loved birds,and minho has never said he wanted jisung to lick ice cream off of him.
as jisung sulks and walks,he trips over a crack in the concrete and twists his ankle, bad.the boy falls to the ground and shrieks in pain,today just wasnt his day.
changbin has been since closed his eyes and waited for hyunjin to fit his lips over his own,but when he hears an inhuman shriek come from his right,he feels hyunjin pull away and he curses in his mind.
"what the fuck."changbin gripes lowly, opening an eye towards the chaos that decided to take place before he got kisses from the love of his life.
oh,its jisung.
of course,what was he expecting?
minho is laughing,woojin is scolding him for being so clumsy,and hyunjin is lifting him from the ground and carrying him to a nearby infirmary-quite easily,woojin might add.-
"i lost my kiss for this,i gotta get better friends."changbin mumbles,stomping his feet behind everyone else.
once they get inside,changbin tries to look over hyunjin's shoulder to see what's happening and who he's talking to,but thats a no go.so,he just walks over to minho and looks over his instead.
okay,changbin is seriously ready to just die.
"felix,this kid hurt his ankle while walking,you should check it out."
the felix guy nods his head and his blonde hairs falls into his eyes,and woojin literally faints. as the man hits the ground,felix's eyes lower to him.
"then i should check on him,right?" the platinum blonde speaks,and—
klapunk!
there goes minho.