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2018-05-21
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2018-05-21
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Jeeves on Holiday

Summary:

Bertie keeps ruining Jeeves's holidays via letter and telegram.

Notes:

Chapter 1: 1924

Chapter Text

WHAT HO JEEVES. HOW IS BRIGHTON? CATCH ANY FISH? SORRY TO INTERRUPT HOLIDAY. TOODLE PIP.

BRIGHTON LOVELY SIR THANK YOU. CAUGHT TWO FISH THIS MORNING. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT SIR?

EVERYTHING FINE. BORING WITHOUT JEEVESIAN BRILLIANCE BUT THAT CAN’T BE HELPED I SUPPOSE.

VERY KIND OF YOU SIR. SEE YOU IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS.

IF I CAME TO BRIGHTON TO SAY HELLO IT WOULD NOT BE AS YOUR EMPLOYER SINCE YOU’RE ON HOLIDAY WHAT?

NO SIR. YOU ARE MY EMPLOYER REGARDLESS OF HOLIDAY

THEN YOU WOULD MIND TERRIBLY IF I CAME TO BRIGHTON TO SAY HELLO?

NO SIR BUT COULD NOT ADVISE IT

WHY NOT?

I AM SURE YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING ENGAGEMENTS THAN TO PAY SOCIAL CALL TO YOUR VALET SIR

NOT REALLY NO

VERY WELL SIR