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You both like johnlock.
Guess who’s my lucky roommate this year. JW (21)
Who? -SH (19)
I'm sure you can deduce it. JW
Mike? -SH
Nope. Need help? It's my friend. JW
Greg? -SH
Wow. You've finally remembered his name, I'm impressed. JW
But no. JW
Don't say Anderson. -SH
I said 'friend'. Don't put the words 'friend' and 'Anderson' in the same sentence. JW
Alright. I'm running out of people though. -SH
Jesus, and I thought you're a genius. JW
I thoroughly doubt that you're dorming with Jesus. -SH
That's a good deduction. JW
You, you git. I'm dorming with you. JW
Wonderful. -SH
I've said you're lucky. JW
How lucky? -SH
Very. Who wouldn't want me to a roommate? JW
Just one rule - ask, before you invite... someone JW
Who am I inviting over? -SH
You're already there. -SH
I don't know, a lady? JW
I don't know many ladies that I'd invite to the dorm. -SH
Not many, but still... Just tell me, ok? So I won't walk on you. JW
You'll do the same then? -SH
Yeah, sure. I thought that was clear? JW
Now it is. -SH
Not sure if I'll be inviting someone, though. It will be a busy year. JW
You're never too busy. -SH
Are you implying something? JW
Nothing beyond the obvious fact that you enjoy sex. -SH
Of course I enjoy sex. Who doesn't? JW
Mm. -SH
Yeah, I know, you don't. You're far too busy because of your experiments. JW
Well, your loss. JW
Yes. My loss. -SH
Is it worth it, anyway? I've always been curious. JW
Your experiments, I mean. Are they worth it? JW
They're very interesting. -SH
I like them. -SH
I'm sure you'd like sex too. JW
You wouldn't know that. -SH
Don't tell me you're not... interested at all. JW
I've never needed to be. -SH
What does it matter? -SH
It's doesn't. I'm just... sometimes I want to figure out how does your brain work. JW
It's rather straightforward. -SH
That's what I know, yeah. JW
What do you think I think about? -SH
Um... experiments? Uni, sometimes. I don't know. JW
That's it essentially. You come up sometimes as well. -SH
Me? That's... good, I suppose. We're friends, after all. I think about you sometimes, too. JW
What else goes through your head? -SH
Oh, you know, stuff. Girls. Studying. Food. JW
Normal things. JW
Very basic. -SH
What were you expecting? JW
I don't know. You have a strange mind. -SH
Do I? JW
Yes. -SH
Thank you... I guess. JW
I'm gonna take this as a compliment. JW
You should. I like your mind. -SH
And that's the biggest compliment I could get from you. JW
I like your mind, too. JW
Not many people say that. It's part of the reason I enjoy you so much. -SH
You're in a weird mood today... I can live 3 months without being told something nice and now so much kindness. JW
Enjoy it while it lasts. -SH
I hope it'll last forever JW
Play your cards right, and it might. -SH
Oh, so there is a chance? But how can I play if I don't know the rules? JW
You're a quick learner. -SH
Mm. I think so. JW
Good. So you'll figure it out. -SH
Maybe. JW
But hey, you haven't told me how happy you are. JW
I am quite happy. -SH
Quite? Quite is not enough. You're going to share room with me. You have to be fucking orgasmic. JW
Fine. I'm orgasmic. -SH
I smell sarcasm. JW
You can't smell sarcasm. -SH
Metaphor, Sherlock... JW
Fine. -SH
How orgasmic are you to share a room with me? -SH
Fucking orgasmic. JW
I love you. -SH
[delayed] Don't read that. -SH
I love you too, Sherlock. I'm sure you know that. JW
In a, you know, friend-love way. JW
Right. -SH
I mean... you're more than just friend. JW
Oh. Right. Yes. -SH
[delayed] Have I said something wrong? JW
No. You're fine. -SH
You sure? JW
Yes. -SH
You're suddenly very quiet. JW
Did you... mean... JW
No. -SH
I love you as a friend. -SH
Oh. Okay. JW
Why? -SH
Why... what? JW
Why do you ask? -SH
No reason. I just... JW
No reason at all. JW
If you say so. -SH
Sherlock. I... Okay. I can't say it face to face JW
So I can say it in text. Whatever. JW
John, you're acting strange. -SH
No, I'm not. I mean, yes, I am, but... JW
I love you. JW
As a friend... JW
and a bit... more. JW
Jesus fucking christ, I've said this. JW
I love you too. -SH
Like that. -SH
Like /that/? JW
Yes. -SH
[delayed] Oh. JW
We'll develop this then? -SH
You mean... a relationship? I thought you don't like those things. JW
I like you though. -SH
And I you. JW
Yes. JW
Good. -SH
We can start sharing a bed then. -SH
A... a bed? JW
Let's start with the room first. JW
Okay. If you think that would be best. -SH
Yes. Yes, that's what I think. JW
Not that I don't want to... no. I just want to... take it slow. JW
We can take it slow. -SH
Will I buy you dinner or will you buy me dinner? -SH
Maybe we'll order a Chinese or something and share. JW
Alright. -SH
And then we can go to bed. JW
You'll have to get me used to touching before we go very far. -SH
You are used to touching. Well, I touched you in the past. JW
Quite a lot, in fact. JW
Not like this. -SH
We'll work it out. JW
I'll be gentle. JW
Fantastic. -SH
Is it sarcasm again, love? JW
No. -SH
You are quite fantastic. -SH
Wait till you see me naked. JW
I look forward to it. -SH
You should. JW
I look forward to see you, too. JW
Really? -SH
I've dreamed about it. JW
How long have you liked me? -SH
Since... um. Since we've met. JW
Why didn't you mention it? -SH
Why didn't you? JW
I didn't think you would be interested. -SH
Yeah. My thoughts exactly. JW
You seemed too... good. JW
Too... extraordinary. JW
You're very strange. -SH
Am I? JW
Yes. -SH
No one thinks of me the way you do. -SH
No one knows you the way I do. JW
No one usually wants to. -SH
Because they're idiots. JW
You're amazing. -SH
That's why you love me. JW
Guess where I am. -SH
I'm not good at guessing and you know that. JW
Fine. I found our dorm. -SH
Is it nice? JW
It's nice. -SH
Do you want me to find it too? JW
Yes. -SH
I have a surprise for you. -SH
Surprise? What surprise? JW
You'll find out. -SH
Don't be so mysterious. JW
You'll want this to be a surprise. -SH
Okay... -JW
[delayed] I'm pretty sure I'm close. JW
What do you mean? -SH
I've almost found our dorm. JW
Didn't know you're so filthy, though. JW
I didn't mean that. -SH
Don't worry, I love that. As long as I am the only person who knows about it. JW
Fine. -SH
My bad boy. JW
I love you. JW
Just wanted to tell it again. JW
I love you too. -SH
I'll never have enough. JW
Then you'll love what I have in store for you. -SH
I'll love everything you've got. JW
You'll love this more. –SH
Can't wait. JW
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