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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    "I was head Archivist not head hairdresser...", Jon muttered darkly.
    Snip.

    "That would have made this Apocalypse much more interesting, wouldn't it? Everything all ...hair. Instead of eyes."
    Jon paused. "Are you sure about that?"
    Images of dirty drain hair and matted fur lined Martin's thoughts.

    "Do you think the sky would just be a wig? Instead of...", Martin mused.
    Jon's shoulders sagged. "If you want me to do this you can't make me laugh."
    "Maybe the Panopticon wouldn't be a tower, just a big old beehive updo."
    "Martin."
    "And you wouldn't stare Avatars to death you'd hair-"

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    In which Martin and Jon have a break from the scary honeymoon to have an awkwardly posh honeymoon.

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    26 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Martin and Jon end up Somewhere Else. Interdimensional travel is tricky, though, and in the jumble Martin winds up in the wrong body.

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    26 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    “W-what?” Sam said. The word came out cracked and dry. He tried to moisten his lips, but his mouth was dry as bone. “Where…”

    “Welcome to Café Rivendell,” said a cheerful voice from somewhere off to his right. “Would you like some tea?”
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    Sam takes a pitstop between worlds.

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    25 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    ‘There’s not a… sixteenth fear entity emerging, is there?’ asked Martin.

    ‘What? No. Of course not,’ said Peter, frowning. ‘I need you to go and visit Elias and deliver a message from me.’

    ‘Um,’ said Martin. This sounded worse, actually.
     

    Martin had thought isolating himself from the rest of the world and reading horrible statements about the end of humanity was the worst his job as Peter's assistant could throw at him. It turned out he was very, very wrong.

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    02 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    Somewhere along the line, all that had begun to change. He just wished he knew where, and how, and what to think of it all. What to think about these adult-shaped strangers his teenaged self would have gladly died for.

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    04 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    gift for me! yay!