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  1. Old Fashioned by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    26 Jan 2021

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    "I was head Archivist not head hairdresser...", Jon muttered darkly.
    Snip.

    "That would have made this Apocalypse much more interesting, wouldn't it? Everything all ...hair. Instead of eyes."
    Jon paused. "Are you sure about that?"
    Images of dirty drain hair and matted fur lined Martin's thoughts.

    "Do you think the sky would just be a wig? Instead of...", Martin mused.
    Jon's shoulders sagged. "If you want me to do this you can't make me laugh."
    "Maybe the Panopticon wouldn't be a tower, just a big old beehive updo."
    "Martin."
    "And you wouldn't stare Avatars to death you'd hair-"

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    In which Martin and Jon have a break from the scary honeymoon to have an awkwardly posh honeymoon.

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