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1. Hail to the God Machine! by Maldoror_Chant

   Fandoms: Supernatural  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Nov 2018

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Dean Winchester
   • Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Sam Winchester
   • Balthazar (Supernatural)
   • Bobby Singer
   • Rufus Turner
   • Gabriel (Supernatural)
   • Jo Harvelle
   • Ellen Harvelle
   • Charlie Bradbury
   • Humor
   • Angst and Humor
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Slow Burn
   • Soulmates
   • Arranged Marriage
   • Castiel starts out as a typical angel aka a dick with wings
   • Utopia
   • Utopias suck as a rule
   • In general any good idea taken to extremes results in disaster
   • fic features a disneyfied version of the Wild West where everyone is polite and happy and clean
   • Canon Dean Winchester would put a bullet in his brain rather than live there
   • He might like dressing up like a cowboy for five minutes
   • before realizing that Paradise is both booze-free and vegan and then he’d be clawing the walls
   • fic pokes occasional fun at the nuttier portions of the Book of Revelations
   • Not that it needed much help in that respect
   • Other eschatological texts do not escape unscathed
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Soulmates
   • Alternate Universe with a lot of canon elements
   • past mention of depression and suicidal thoughts (not in main character)

   Summary

   Sam and Dean Winchester grew up in Paradise 342, some two hundred years after the Apocalypse ripped the world apart. Now that was a messy business, humans dying left, right and center - but then Evil was defeated, and earth became a promised land, as was foretold in Revelations.

   Now humans dwell peaceably in the eternal sunshine of a world unchanged since 1836. God lives among them in the form of a Machine managing all their needs, from their marriages to their daily meals, while their angel overseers keep the humans safe and content. The system is perfect. The angels all say so.

   Dean and his friends in the human resistance beg to differ. The angels, particularly that new Seraph who just blew into town, can take their ‘perfect’ Paradise and suck it.

   Series

   • Part 1 of God Machine

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   English

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