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beebo invited ryro, guesswhoitis, Petey, and Pattycakes to the chat.
beebo: hello gay fukers
ryro: what the hecc
guesswhoitis: ikr, he misspelled fuckers!
Pattycakes: why am i here, it's 12 pm
beebo: because i commanded you to be here
guesswhoitis changed their name to Cody.
Petey: oh
ryro: who did you think it was?
Pattycakes: not cody
Cody: did you expect beyonce
Petey: i was thinking more rihanna
beebo: do you even know who rihanna is
Petey: thankfully
ryro: not thankfully
Cody: do you guys happen to know how to do the homework
Pattycakes: which class
Cody: math
Petey: ah, the one class you're alone in
Cody: *Image attached* (it's a picture of the math homework)
how about now
beebo: fuck homework, im eating and talking to u
Cody: did i ask about you
beebo: damn, calm down
ryro: cody, it's easy. it's algebra
Petey: i have never
Cody: not all of us are geniuses, ryan
Pattycakes: you don't have to be a genius
Pattycakes: to do simple algebra
Cody: can you just tell me the answers
Pattycakes: a c b a a d c
ryro: a c b a d d c
Pattycakes: wait
beebo: hmm whos right
ryro: think about it, why would there be two As in a row
Pattycakes: you hypocrite
Cody: but with yours, there are two ds in a row
ryro: i realize this now
beebo: i dont think it matters, one wrong and you'll be fine
Cody: okay, thanks guys
Petey: *image attached* (It's another page of math)
so about math homework
Pattycakes: 1. fuck you 2. c d b a c c d
Petey: 1 when and where 2 thanks
Pattycakes: never and nowhere
beebo: r e j e c t e d
ryro: petes gonna drive to nowhere now
beebo: and arrive at never
Cody: probably packing right now
Petey: im on my way
Pattycakes: oh my god
Pattycakes: im going to sleep
Pattycakes: and turning my phone off
Petey: noooo
Pattycakes: goodnight, you fuckers
beebo: gn
ryro: goodnight you
Cody: goodnight patrick
Petey: goodnight paattyy
beebo: im not tired
Cody: i still have history homework
ryro: great
Petey: how are you not tired, it's 12:30
beebo: i actually got 7 hours of sleep last night
ryro: that instantly makes you awake
Cody: *image attached* (history homework)
can you guys help me
ryro: history isn't my jam
Petey: don't you have a textbook to look up the answers
Cody: i didnt think of that
ryro: BRO
Cody: im tired mkay
ryro: what an excuse
Petey: my mom just yelled at me to stop laughing and go to sleep
beebo: don't follow her advice
Petey: i just yelled "sorry i have funny friends"
Petey: she's coming down the hall
ryro: you're screwed, hide your phone
Petey: thank god you guys can stfu
Cody: thanks fucker
Petey: fucker of patrick
beebo: now i ship it
Cody: holy shit
ryro: what a comeback
Petey: ever regret typing something
beebo: im not deleting it
Petey: i have a 20
beebo has deleted a message from Petey
ryro: were still gonna tell him
Petey: please no
Cody: i dont think we should tell him
Cody: for his sake
Petey: thanks for the support
Cody: np
beebo: im kinda not allowed to say anything because he's paid me
Petey: please ryan
ryro: fine, i wont tell daren
Petey: thanks
beebo: what?
Cody: you oblivious mf, they're painting over the fact that he was talking about pat
beebo has deleted a message from beebo
beebo has deleted a message from Cody
Petey: im going to sleep now
beebo: aw y
Petey: because of the incident
beebo: k, gn
ryro: goodnight you
Cody: goodnight pete
ryro: that leaves us three
Cody: do you guys know what "incessant" means
beebo: you need to pay more attention
ryro: are you fucking 12
Cody: hey, im rocking as and bs assholes
Cody: my vocab is big
ryro: just fkin google it
Cody: but im lazy
beebo: it means continuous
Cody: you're a saint, brendon
Cody: my homeworks finally done
ryro: god, im going to sleep
Cody: me too, sleep here i come
beebo: no, stay
beebo: im not tired
beebo: please
beebo: you guys suck you know that
beebo: ugh