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don’t tell daichi // 11:17pm
sugar has added iwascrewme , flan , and Akaashi to don’t tell daichi
sugar : i have gathered you all here because i need help
Akaashi : What is it?
sugar : well
sugar : so say i hypothetically have a crush on karasuno’s old captain
sugar : if i hypothetically wanted to ask him out… how should i do it
sugar : asking for a friend
Akaashi : Oh you have a crush on Sawamura-san?
flan : ye i can see it
sugar : nO I DON’T
sugar : i’m asking for a friend!
iwascrewme : well
iwascrewme : not like i would know anything abt dating ppl lol
iwascrewme has left
Akaashi : Well then
sugar : sigh
sugar has added iwascrewme back to don’t tell daichi
iwascrewme : i told u i cant help u
Akaashi : I don’t know you very well so I apologize if I’m mistaken, but aren’t you in a relationship with Seijoh’s former ace?
iwascrewme : …
iwascrewme : we’re both talking abt iwa chan right
iwascrewme : lol
iwascrewme : we’re not dating hahah
sugar : …
flan : what
sugar : …
flan : from what kuro has told me, you two are basically a married couple…
iwascrewme : what the fuck
iwascrewme : whys tetsu chan fuckin talking behind my back
iwascrewme : that hoe
sugar : language oikawa
iwascrewme : fuck off go hang out with your hunk of a captain ;-;
iwascrewme has left
sugar : i’ll wait for him to calm down and then i’ll add him back
sugar : anyways
sugar : yeah so i like daichi and i think he likes me too i just,, don’t know how to approach him without it being awkward you know?
sugar : so i thought i’d put this chat together because we’re all pretty setters and i can’t exactly discuss this with my old teammates
Akaashi : Hmm
flan : but if he likes you, it doesn’t really matter if it’s awkward
flan : kuro’s an awkward idiot and i still went out with him because i liked him too
Akaashi : What Kenma said is probably true; it might also be a good idea to do it casually and make sure he knows what you want but also don’t make it too obvious?
Akaashi : Does that make any sense?
sugar : hmmmmm ok… maybe i’ll bring it up and ask him if he wants to grab lunch tomorrow?
flan : yeah that’ll be fine
Akaashi : Good luck, Sugawara-san!
flan : ^^
don’t tell daichi // 12:08pm
sugar : omg guys!!
sugar : i asked him and he said yes! so now we’re waiting for a table at this cafe joint that recently opened up near karasuno. a lot of memories and reminiscing, it was great !!
Akaashi : That’s great!
flan : aww happy to hear it went well
sugar : oh also, would it be okay with you guys if I added some others?
flan : sure
sugar has added shirabinch and shirabu’s bitch to don’t tell daichi
shirabu’s bitch : oh hi suga
flan : who are u
Akaashi : Yes, Sugawara san, who did you add?
shirabinch : i’m shirabu kenjirou from shiratorizawa and that’s my uhh
shirabu’s bitch : …
shirabinch : my bf
flan : u sure ur not smthg else belonging to shirabu…?
shirabu’s bitch : tendOU CHANGED MY NAME AND IDK HOW TO CHANGE IT BACK
flan : …
shirabinch : he’s been in distress for a while
shirabinch : but it’s honestly pretty funny so i haven’t told him how to change it
shirabu’s bitch : aLL THIS TIME YOU KNEW??????
flan : lmao
sugar : …
sugar : anyways we can deal with it later
sugar : i added you all to this chat for a reason
flan : oh wait suga san, shouldn’t you add oikawa san back?
sugar : …
sugar : oh shit
sugar : i’ll do it later??
shirabinch : lmao rip
shirabu’s bitch : i can’t believe u ppl are just leaving me in pain and humiliation like this
shirabinch : honey isn’t that what ur into
shirabu’s bitch : alksdjLJFDLKJFL FUCK OFF
don’t tell daichi // 8:53pm
sugar has added iwascrewme to don’t tell daichi
iwascrewme : whyd it take u so long to add me back kou chaaaaaan ;-;
sugar : there were some… complications
flan : to say the least lol
sugar : but, good news is, daichi and i are now together!
sugar : oh that reminds me, how are things going with your guys’ boyfriends?
flan : kuroo’s as annoying as ever
flan : it’s endearing tho, i love him a lot
Akaashi : Bokuto and I have been doing very well, thank you! He’s actually curled up next to me now, reading over my shoulder.
sugar : aww that’s great you guys
iwascrewme : … that’s really cute actually
iwascrewme : as for the other day,,, i just wanted to say im not usually such a dick
flan : its not a big deal
flan : dont worry about it
sugar : …
sugar : you’re jealous aren’t you
iwascrewme : jealous??? of what?
Akaashi : Hmm, Sugawara-san does have a point. If your claims about Iwaizumi san are true, then you’re the only single person in this chat. It’s understandable for you to be jealous, Oikawa san.
iwascrewme : don’t patronize me akaashi im not fucking jealous
iwascrewme : i don’t need to be in a relationship
iwascrewme : i get plenty of sex anyways
sugar : … being in a relationship and letting the first hot guy you see fuck you are two totally different things
iwascrewme : whatever
iwascrewme : idc anyways
Akaashi : Oikawa san, that’s… really not healthy
flan : pretty sure if you just asked him he’d go out with you
iwascrewme : lmao he doesn’t like me like that
iwascrewme : i’ve known him since we were kids i would know
iwascrewme : sometimes i don’t even think he likes me at all lol
Akaashi : I know you wear glasses, Oikawa san, but I didn’t think you were that blind.
iwascrewme : i came here to have a good time n im honestly feeling so attacked right now
don’t tell oikawa // 12:03am
Akaashi has added sugar and flan to don’t tell oikawa
Akaashi : I know it’s very late and we should all be going to sleep for our classes tomorrow, but I just wanted to make this chat so we can discuss what to do about Oikawa san.
flan : good idea
sugar : oh that’s right, keiji, you’re a psych major
sugar : i’m assuming you have some insights?
Akaashi : I know he’s using sex to cope with what he thinks are unrequited feelings, but I’m worried that he’s addicted to it as well
sugar : hmmm is there anything we can do?
flan : kuro wanted me to take psych classes with him too so i know a bit
flan : everything akaashi said makes sense
Akaashi : It wouldn’t be wise to do anything behind his back but at the same time I don’t think just talking to him will help, given Oikawa san’s personality.
flan : maybe we should add iwaizumi san to the chat?
Akaashi : Hmm, I suppose since they’ve known each other for so long, it shouldn’t really hurt. Maybe it’ll even help.
sugar : okay i can do it in the morning. let’s all get to sleep so we’re not falling asleep in our classes tomorrow morning!!
don’t tell daichi // 3:58am
iwascrewme : hewwo uwu
iwascrewme : isd anyoen awaek rn
iwascrewme : im so drhnuk i cant think lol
iwascrewme : u guyss dont knoiw how hott iwas chabn iss
iwascrewme : he cuold choeik me witfh hsi bicesp n i woudl tahnk hiim
iwascrewme : ahsdhahaha i lveo hiam a lotg btu he doenst loev me bakc ahahaha
iwascewme
: godnight hahaha