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With diligence Chuuya put his new creation into the glass cabinet. He was proud of his new hat he made over the last week and when the door was closed he smiled again at his new masterpiece. He exceeded his last one with a new record of details and accuracy.
"If you don't go now you'll be late to your own tea party." With his twitching white-black bunny ears Atsushi looked at his pocket watch. To be honest he already was too late. "Everyone is waiting for you to come."
Chuuya turned around to his animal friend and smiled brightly. "I'm pretty much done I just need a hat suitable for the day." He passed Atsushi and went to his bedroom. "You can go. I'll be there in less then three minutes." The party was in his own garden so it really wouldn't take any longer than he said.
Atsushi nodded and left the house in a hurry almost tripping over the curb.
The door to his bedroom was closed and Chuuya turned around to his bed. "What are you doing here, you troublesome cat?"
Dazai stretched himself line he had to wait hours. "You didn't asked me to join your Tea Party so I invited myself~"
"Do I look like the type of nice guy that would do that?"
"Usually I make the quizzes." Dazai purred and got up from Chuuya's bed. His cat ears twitched and the Cheshire Cat circuited around the Hatter who carefully followed his movements. "But to answer your question: No, but you look hot in this outfit~" He blowed his breath into Chuuya's ear and laughed at his reaction.
Chuuya's face got dark red and a shiver ran down his back. "Fuck off!"
"Language Chuuya~ You invited the small bookworm Kyouka and she shouldn't hear such words~" Dazai cought Chuuya in a hug and playfully bit his neck.
"Stop it, Dazai." The protest was weak instead he leaned his head a little bit to the side so Dazai had more playground.
"Awh~ Chuuya~ Do I look like the type of nice guy that would do that?"
A small moan escaped Chuuya's mouth. "Bastard."
"I know but you love the affection." Dazai bit Chuuya's earlobe and smirked. One of his hands wandered under his shirt and then down to the hem of his pants.
Suddenly the door crushed open and a Black Rabbit was in the room, the white one right behind him, reaching out for him like he wanted to stop him.
Chuuya looked shocked and red faced at the two Rabbits while Dazai still had his smirk. "We're ready to come."
Akutagawa looked grumpy and not amused. "I don't want to know any of your dirty details."
Atsushi was the same colour as Chuuya. "Ah-Eh-"
"I-O-U" Dazai completed and laughed. He let go of Chuuya. "I think that has to wait for later, my sweet Hatter"
Chuuya was not sure if his brain still worked or if it had stopped completely.
"A very merry Unbirthday to you, Chuuya~" With those words Dazai kissed Chuuya on his cheek and left.