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June 5th, 2018
12:07 pm
santa.gay added DavidJacobs, king.of.new.york, crunchy, little.red, sazziej, mush.meyers and eyepatch to chat: Newsies of New York
santa.gay: guys
santa.gay: gals
santa.gay: and non-binary pals
santa.gay: i have news
crunchy: did you just steal thomas sander’s thing
crunchy: you can’t do that
santa.gay: yes i can now shush
santa.gay: so you guys know my foster brother?
mush.meyers: yep
eyepatch: yeah
DavidJacobs: Wait, I thought you had two foster sisters?
crunchy: davey coming in with that proper grammar
santa.gay: he’s genderfluid
santa.gay: when you met him he was female
DavidJacobs: Oh, that makes sense.
santa.gay: ANYWAY
santa.gay: he’s moving to our school next semester
mush.meyers: wait really
eyepatch: awesome. someone who will finally understand my dark humor
sazziej: LIT
little.red: LIT x2
king.of.new.york: am i the only person who hasn’t met him yet
king.of.new.york: i feel excluded
santa.gay: then you’re in luck
santa.gay added brooklyns.queer to chat: Newsies of New York
brooklyns.queer: hello
brooklyns.queer: why am i here
santa.gay: to meet your new friends that you will have
brooklyns.queer: i don’t have friends
brooklyns.queer: i have allies
brooklyns.queer: but proceed
santa.gay: alright guys name/pronouns/orientation
crunchy: ill go first
crunchy: crutchie, he/him, ace
DavidJacobs: David, he/him, trans, and gay.
sazziej: sarah, she/her, bi and also david’s sister
little.red: katherine, she/her, bi and dating sarah
sazziej: <3
little.red: <3
santa.gay sent a picture: [moseby.jpg]
santa.gay: NO FLIRTING IN MY GROUPCHAT
santa.gay: you may continue
eyepatch: blink, he/him, gay
mush.meyers: mush, they/them, bi and dating blink
DavidJacobs: is that everyone
santa.gay: wait no hold on
santa.gay added birb, albo, and gluestick to chat: Newsies of New York
santa.gay: okay so we’re introducing ourselves to my foster brother. name/pronouns/orientation go
birb: wait is this the foster sibling i’m thinking of
santa.gay: yeah probably
birb: shook
birb: sorry but you scare me a little bit
brooklyns.queer: i scare everyone
brooklyns.queer: i just take it as a compliment
birb: anyway i’m finch, he/him, pan
albo: albert, he/him, bi
gluestick: elmer, he/him, pan
brooklyns.queer: elmer why do you hang out with my brother
brooklyns.queer: i thought i set the friendship bar too high for that
santa.gay: you can’t set anything high considering you’re five feet tall
brooklyns.queer: i may be short but you’re still beneath me
sazziej: OOH
little.red: Foster Brother: 1, Jack: 0
little.red: i’m sorry i still don’t know ur name
brooklyns.queer: oh yeah
brooklyns.queer: spot, he/him atm, genderfluid, bi
crunchy: i think that’s everyone
santa.gay: wait no where’s race
DavidJacobs: Yeah, he’s the one that really wanted to meet you.
king.of.new.york: i was saving the best for last, losers
brooklyns.queer: i feel like i’m going to be highly disappointed
king.of.new.york: rUDE
little.red: spot: 2, race: 0
sazziej: i like this kid
king.of.new.york: sarah you TRAITOR
king.of.new.york: anyway
king.of.new.york: race, he/him, pan
santa.gay: alright so here’s the gang
santa.gay: you’ll be meeting them when school starts up
santa.gay: maybe before then, who knows
santa.gay: anyway i gtg. working on a project for medda
brooklyns.queer: i think she’s gonna have me do sound check so yeah
brooklyns.queer: bye
santa.gay has logged off.
brooklyns.queer has logged off.
king.of.new.york: well that went well
king.of.new.york: i still feel betrayed that i'm the only one who has never seen him
sazziej: the rest of us never even really met him, jack just pointed him out
king.of.new.york: still
little.red: don't worry, you'll meet him soon enough
eyepatch: and i have a feeling you're going to like him a lot
eyepatch has logged off
king.of.new.york: what does he mean by that
sazziej has logged off
crunchy has logged off
little.red has logged off
DavidJacobs has logged off
albo has logged off
gluestick has logged off
mush.meyers has logged off
birb has logged off
king.of.new.york: guys come back
king.of.new.york: i'm serious
king.of.new.york has logged off