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[Ada Cackle] added [Dimity Drill], [Davina Bat], [Hecate Hardbroom], [Marigold Mould], [Algernon Rowan-Webb] to the chat
Ada: @all
[Hecate Hardbroom] entered the chat
[Dimity Drill] entered the chat
[Marigold Mould] entered the chat
[Davina Bat] entered the chat
[Algernon Rowan-Webb] entered the chat
Hecate: what is the point of this chat
Ada: To communicate better, dear
Dimity: lol gay
Marigold: no u
[Davina Bat] left the conversation
Dimity: Someone go help Miss Bat
Hecate: Why don’t you do it
Dimity: I can’t get up
Hecate: why.
Dimity: I’m gay
Marigold: We’re all gay.
Algernon: I believe you’ve frogotten that me and Miss Bat are a happy couple
Dimity: did you just
Marigold: h e d I d
Hecate: I simply cannot
Dimity: Hecate you gay too
Hecate: why would you assume that
Ada: Hecate, We’ve been together for ten years
Dimity: when you get drunk you’re even gayer then you usually are
Algernon: Miss Bat is getting on
Dimity:Here comes dat boi
[Davina Bat] joined the chat
Davina: O bats waddup
Dimity: one of us
Marigold: one of us
Dimity: one of us
Marigold: one of us
Hecate: You Guys are worse than the children
Marigold: YoU gUyS aRe wOrSe tHaN tHe cHILdRen
Hecate: I’m trying to sleep
Ada: she is
Dimity: g a y
Marigold: g a y
Ada: this is supposed to be used for talking to each other about important things
Dimity: lIkE Hecate being gay
Hecate: stop.
Ada: well you are, honey
Marigold: salty gay
Dimity: salty gay indeed
Hecate: what does ‘salty’ even mean
Dimity: s u c c
Hecate: what is a ‘succ’
Marigold: We need to get her woke
Dimity: lets not
Hecate: if this is some kind of gang slang langue for something inappropriate I will turn you two into toilet brushes.
Ada: Hecate, do calm down
Dimity: ask one of the kids, Hecate. They know what Succ means
Hecate: maybe I will.
Marigold: yeah that’s how I found out
Davina: lol succ
Ada: not you too Davina
Davina: Hecate is really gay tho
Hecate: I’m leaving
Dimity: n o
Marigold: N O
Ada: Hecate. Stay.
Hecate: only for you, Ada
Dimity: lol don’t get to frisky guys
Marigold: gays am I right
Dimity: yeaH I wouldn’t know about that
Marigold: neither would I ha ah a
Hecate: Oh please, I caught you two making out in the broom shed
Davina: oh yes ‘the tea’
Dimity: I caught you and Ada in the staff room so we’re equal
Ada: what.
Hecate: when
Dimity: beginning of term
Hecate: kill me
Marigold: k
Ada: not really, Marigold
Marigold: darn
Davina: the tea is especially good today, Algernon dear.
Algernon: we have also caught Hecate and Ada before.
Marigold: SPILL
Hecate: I will haunt your dreams, Algernon Rowan-Webb.
Algernon: I don’t have dreams
Davina: frogtastic
Hecate: goodnight all.
Ada: goodnight dear <3
Hecate: <3
Dimity: so gay
Ada: indeed
Dimity: wait don’t they sleep in the same bed
Ada: not on school nights.
Davina: s u c c
Ada: seriously what does succ mean
Davina: when you nut
Ada: oh Merlin someone tell Hecate not to ask a student that
Dimity: to late now lol