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The following rules have been decreed by the Vice Captain of Excellent Era; all members of Excellent Era must abide by them. These cannot be altered, additions pending.
- Listen to everything little captain commands. (Key Point)
- Everything little captain says is right. (Key Point)
- You’re strictly forbidden from selfishly spoiling little captain. (Vice Captain excluded)
- If little captain wants to go outside, at least two or more members must accompany him.
- As long as it’s not excessive, all of little captain’s requests must be fulfilled.
- Turns alternate every day for waking little captain up; you’re forbidden from taking photos without his knowledge.
- The breakfast and dinners prepared every day for little captain must be nutritious; do not skimp on this.
- In regards to little captain’s desire to smoke, you absolutely cannot allow him to do so, even if little captain throws a tantrum or acts cute—out of the question. You must immediately contact Vice Captain.
- If little captain wants to go to an internet cafe, you must call Vice Captain.
- If there are outsiders, present a united front against these enemies.
- Guo Mingyu and Wei Chen are forbidden from approaching little captain! (Key Point)
- And when competing against Tyranny, you must focus on keeping Han Wenqing away from little captain! (Key Point)
- After any match, you must accompany little captain; do not allow other teams to kidnap and run away with him! (Key Point)
- No buying ice cream for the little captain during winter.
- At night, you must accompany little captain until little captain falls asleep, to prevent him from staying up all night playing games.
- You must be serious during training; do not commit the crime of looking at little captain with lovestruck gazes.
- You’re not allowed to keep secret stashes of little captain photos.
- Preparations for little captain’s birthday must be taken to heart.
- Little captain’s younger sister must be well taken care of.
- It is forbidden to make little captain angry or sad.
- Little captain must be brought outside to exercise, to ensure that his body is healthy.
- Before and after the Pure Brightness Festival (Tomb Sweeping Day), little captain must be accompanied everywhere.
- If someone bullies little captain, beat them to death, including the boss. (Boss Tao Xuan inspired)
- If you want to ask little captain for benefits, stop while you’re ahead.
- You absolutely cannot make little captain feel wronged. (Key Point)
- Remember, little captain is the team’s mascot; you must pamper him. (Key Point)
- Remember, little captain is the best in the world. (Key Point)
- You must forever accompany little captain by his side. (Key Point)
The above-mentioned rules cannot be altered, additions pending. All members of Team Excellent Era must abide by these rules. Violators will be suitably killed.
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Little Captain, although we must part in the end, we wish you well.