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1. In Which Truth Would Rather Not be Eaten, Father is Mad About That, and Ed Would Like To Know What the Hell a 'Host Club' Is by LaurenKing

   Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • Gen, F/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Jun 2019

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Ootori Kyouya/Suoh Tamaki
   • could be read as platonic or romantic - Relationship
   • not the focus but it's there
   • Fujioka Haruhi/Suoh Tamaki
   • Edward Elric/Winry Rockbell
   • Edward Elric
   • Father (Fullmetal Alchemist)
   • Truth (Fullmetal Alchemist)
   • Ootori Kyouya
   • various minor unnamed ocs
   • Hitachiin Hikaru
   • Hitachiin Kaoru
   • Morinozuka Takashi
   • Haninozuka Mitsukuni
   • Fujioka Haruhi
   • Roy Mustang
   • Riza Hawkeye
   • Alphonse Elric
   • Greed (Ling)
   • King Bradley
   • Wrath (King Bradley)
   • Suoh Tamaki
   • Mei Chan | May Chang
   • Pride (Selim Bradley)
   • Pride (Fullmetal Alchemist)
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Maria Ross
   • Denny Brosh
   • Heymans Breda
   • Vato Falman
   • Kain Fuery
   • Bodyswap
   • soul swap
   • Crossover
   • canon compliant swearing
   • basically nothing above 'hell'
   • yay for Anxiety Kyoya
   • my favorite kind of Kyoya
   • why do I hurt the characters I love
   • Loss of Limbs
   • gets dark at chapter 16
   • Bittersweet Ending
   • Sharing a Body
   • relentless antagonist
   • just does not stop for anyone or anything
   • Mutilation
   • Disfigurement
   • Truth is a dick

   Summary

   On the Promised Day Father tries to gather the sacrifices, only for a few not to appear. Turns out, transporting them through Gates of Truth allowed ‘God’ to stack the deck against him (after all, why would they allow a plan that would get them eaten?)
   Ed soon wakes up with his soul shoved in the body of a certain Princely Type host. Trouble ensues as everyone tries to figure out what the hell is going on and how to get everyone back where they belong.

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   Otherwise known as 'What the Hell is a Host Club' for brevity's sake.
   29/06/2019 - The story is now edited! I haven't changed anything major, I just did my best to fix spelling/grammar mistakes, as well as clear up any vague-ness around minor plot points. Please let me know if you see any mistakes that I missed!

   Series

   • Part 1 of In Which Souls are Swapped, People are Traumatized, and Everyone Has To Deal With That

   Language:

   English

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