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"STUPID FUCKING DEKU!"
That seemed to be the only thing anyone in Class 1A ever heard first thing in the morning anymore, regardless of what day it was, what time it was, or if Midoriya was even the one aggravating Bakugou. It was funny at one point, now it was just tiring.
"Huh?! What did I do?!" Midoriya squeaked, startled.
"Doesn't matter, just shut your stupid mouth before I blow you to bits!" Bakugou yelled, slamming his bag down before sitting at his desk.
"Ohmygodjustbonealready.." Someone muttered, though nobody seemed to be able to pinpoint who it was.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!" Bakugou snarled, looking around as Midoriya stammered and flailed his hands a bit. "SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE!"
"Alright brats, time for class." Aizawa sat up from behind his desk after the bell rang. Did this guy ever sleep at his own place? "Bakugou, you're too loud." He muttered, slipping out of his sleeping bag.
"Haaah?"
"You are being a bit loud, Kacchan.." Midoriya piped up quietly, earning himself a narrowly missed explosion aimed at his head. "Aah!"
As the boys bickered about why it was important to stay quiet during class and Aizawa tried to regain control of the situation, almost the entire thought the same thing at once.
'Bakugou seriously needs to chill out..'
Then, one lightbulb went off and a beautiful plan was formed.
***
Shoto was the first person to voice a solution, while Midoriya and Bakugou got their lunches. "I have an idea for this weekend." He said, looking at the others. The only ones seated so far were Iida, Tsuyu, Momo, Kirishima, and Mina, but knowing at least the last two Class 1A would know of his plan by the end of the day.
"Ooh, what is it, Todoroki-kun?" Mina clapped as she stared at him, her eyes sparkling.
"Why don't a couple of us go and buy some canna oil and make a bunch of brownies this weekend?" He said bluntly, watching the others as they reacted.
As expected, Iida looked almost horrified, Momo looked worried, Tsuyu looked curious and Kirishima and Mina looked downright excited.
"Todoroki-san, why would we do something like that?!" Iida exclaimed, and Momo nodded a bit.
"If Todoroki-kun is the one suggesting it, there must be a reason." Tsuyu said, and Shouto nodded. "What's your reasoning?"
"From what I've seen in medical journals when I go to visit my mother, cannabis has many medicinal benefits." He said, taking a bite of his food and swallowing before continuing. "Not only that, but certain types have different effects; one calms, and one energizes, with each group having subgroups of types with different, more concentrated effects." He explained.
"Hmm. Is Todoroki-kun planning on getting the calming kind?" Tsuyu asked, and he nodded as Iida and Momo realized what he was getting at.
"You want to feed Bakugou-san spiked sweets?" Iida asked, having enough sense to keep his voice down. "Isn't that-"
"The cannabis laws were changed years ago, Iida." Shoto told him. "Plus, Bakugou doesn't back down from a challenge that includes free food easily, and if he decides not to, we won't force him."
"Hells yes, I've been wanting to try this for awhile!" Kirishima grinned, and Mina clapped excitedly. "Oh, but I don't have enough money to buy any..."
"I can take care of that." Shoto said dismissively. "AND before you ask, Iida, yes, I can buy it legally on my own."
"I'm not sure about this." Momo piped up. "Wouldn't it ruin our images as heroes?"
"I was going to buy it at a low-key shop. No one would ever know because no one will see me. Plus I'm going to run it by Aizawa, he wants a break from the screaming as much as we do" Shoto said, then spotted Midoriya making his way back. "Keep this from Midoriya for now, he may worry more than necessary." He said, then looked at the greenette as he sat down.
"...Eh?" Midoriya looked at the others, puzzled, and was promptly assured that it was nothing.
***
"Oils?" Shouto asked, looking around the dorm kitchen.
"Check." Mina responded, walking around as she checked for what he said each time.
"Brownie ingredients?"
"Check."
"Sato?"
"Hey! I am RIGHT HERE." Sato said with indignition.
"Check."
"Alright, I think that's all we needed." Shoto nodded, then looked at Sato. "We have a few hours to prepare this and i got 2 types of oils. Do you need any help with anything?"
"If you'd like to help, wash up and prepare the mixing bowls, measuring cups, and pull the ingredients out, please" Sato said after a moment. He liked baking alone but he had the feeling that baking with the ever-stoic Shoto and always-excited Mina would be a nice change.
"Yes, chef!" Mina said happily before Shoto and herself went to do as told, leaving Sato with a small blush and a huge smile.
After being taught the basic ropes with Sato making the first batch, Mina and Shoto were each tasked with making a version of their brownies with their given oils. Sato made the last one, and was thinking about how fun it was when Mina clapped.
"Done!" She exclaimed happily, and Sato looked over to see that she was indeed done and her brownie batter wasn't looking too bad.
"Awesome!" He gave her an enthusiastic thumbs up, which she gladly returned before moving to scoop her batter into the pan she was given.
"You guys have your colored toothpicks right? We wouldnt want to mix these up, pink for Northern and red for Girl Scouts."
"Yup!" Mina put her pink toothpick into the corner of the pan, where it wouldnt fall over while baking. She had made the Northern Lights strain, a potent indica best for sleeping. She knew a certain fucking teacher who needed sleep desperately.
"Done." Shoto said, putting his red toothpick in his brownie batter. He had made his with Girl Scout Cookies, a more active indica strain meant for just relaxing. "You labeled your two correctly as well, Sato?"
"Yup!" Sato said, then checked the oven before opening it. "Alright, lets put these in and set the timer~!"
***
When the entirety of Class 1A except for the bakers got back from keeping themselves entertained, the marked weed brownies were already cut and cooled, and Sato was just pulling out two batches of normal brownies for snacks and those who didn't wish to participate at all. Aizawa hummed, then looked at the time, counted his students, and locked the doors once he determined he had all of them. "Alright, here's the plan. It's 8 in the evening; no one is leaving these dorms for the next 12 hours. For now, we are here to eat weed brownies, relax, or both. Got it? Eating the brownies isn't required but the relaxing part is." He said, nodding to the bakers. "Everyone get changed into comfy clothes and bring out pillows and blankets and shit, I brought some movies for this." He told them. Everyone except for Midoriya and Bakugou knew about this, because one would have questioned himself to death and the other one was the reason for this whole fiasco. The rest of the class had already established that they weren't leaving and wanted to watch this shit show go down. Even Iida and Momo were excited for this and neither of them were even gonna eat any spiked brownies.