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[6:47 A.M]
NASA REJECTS

holtage: takashi shirogane get your cute ass in here before i cut the head off your pillow pet

Takashit: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, MATTHEW HOLT!

pidgeon: what did i just walk into

Takashit: Your brother being abusive. 

ByeByeBi: MATT DONT MURDER CHASE

depresso: I AM AT W O RK

ByeByeBi: get over it, my chemical romance

depresso: understandable, have a nice day. 

pidgeon: hey keith, ill be at altea in 20. make me my coffee. 

depresso: yes, captain. 

Takashit: Matt, if you hurt Chase, I'll kill you. 

holtage: then come on. i have work in an hour and i wanna kiss you

pidgeon: nasty

ByeByeBi: GET THAT DICK MATT

depresso: can we not talk about my brothers sex life, please

pidgeon: seconded

LesbeHonest: What is happening here, do I need to call Coran?

pidgeon: lura!!! help, matts talking about fucking shiro

holtage: am not. i said i wanted to kiss him, lance started the fuck talk. 

ByeByeBi: guilty. 

Maui: Woah, did Shiro say "fucking"?

depresso: I HAVE SCREENSHOTS IM TELLING MOM

Takashit: Matt was threatening Chase I found it neshaihloda

pidgeon: hes dead

depresso: bye shiro

ByeByeBi: bye shiro

LesbeHonest: Bye, Shiro

Maui: bye shiro

{LesbeHonest added SpicyMustache to the chat!}

SpicyMustache: Goodbye, Shiro!

holtage: bye shiro

Takashit: Matt tackled me and smothered me with Chase.

pidgeon: thats my brother!!!

LesbeHonest: That's my partner's brother!!!

Takashit: I fucking hate you all. 

ByeByeBi: he said it again!!!

depresso: IM TELLINF MOM 

Takashit: What did I do in my past life to deserve this?

depresso: damnit, mom said shes proud of you for finally cursing. 

holtage: THATS MY FIANCE 

ByeByeBi: this is biphobic. 

[7:02 A.M] 
NASA REJECTS

depresso: pidge come get your coffee you piece of fuck. 

LesbeHonest: You watch your fuck, Set It Off. 

ByeByeBi: THATS MY THING LURA

ByeByeBi: you watch your fuck, set it off

Maui: Oh! Good one, Lance!

ByeByeBi: <3

pidgeon: be there in 2

depresso: you better be

Takashit: This chat name is incorrect. Matt, Coran, and I all work at NASA, so were obviously not rejects. 

holtage: and the rest of you ( except lura ) are in school to work at NASA

SpicyMostache: I agree, it is rather inaccurate. 

ByeByeBi: TODOROKI IS HOT GUYS

depresso: aaaand lance is watching BNHA again. 

Takashit: Continue ignoring me, that's fine. 

Maui: Lance, c'mon man. 

holtage: you better not be watching anything new. you betta hope me n pidge dont find out you watched season 3 without us. 

depresso: HA! you still haven't started it yet?

ByeByeBi: matt wont let me. 

depresso: ew. 

ByeByeBi: shut the fuck up, SayWeCanFly

depresso: IT WAS ONE SONG. HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEYONCE 

Takashit: I'M TELLING MOM, KEITH!

depresso: im gonna pour hot coffee on myself i swear 

ByeByeBi: oooh you think im like beyonce, huh keith?

pidgeon: suck my dick lance

ByeByeBi: WHYR UOU ON HIS SIDE YOU LITTLE ANKLE BITER

LesbeHonest: I will end you, Lance. 

ByeByeBi: id be honored to be killed by you princess ;)

pidgeon: im gonna join you keith

Maui: Yeah, I think I will too

Takashit: Seconded

holtage: thirded

ByeByeBi: is that a thing?

holtage: is now, bitch

ByeByeBi: understandable, have a nice day. 

[9:35 A.M]

{depresso changed the chat name to low budget production!}

depresso: pidge has been sitting on the counter roasting me for 20 minutes, allura come get your grimlin

pidgeon: he tried to text me "fuck you" and sent "fuck toy" instead so i said that lance was his fuck toy and while he stuttered i said "wait youre both bottoms neither of you are gonna get laid" he tried to push me off the counter

pidgeon: allura help me

depresso: ill have you know i am /NOT/ a bottom ask rolo if you dick twitches dont believe me 

BiBiBye: YPU FIUCJED ROLO!?!?!?!?!

LesbeHonest: Congratulations, Keith. You finally broke Lance. 

BiBiBye: WHAT WHERN DHID HTIS HAPPIEDN WHAT IS HIUNG OS HFBKSHUHFKLJSKJGKFJLKSGFJGJLJHG

holtage: take your time honey

Takashit: Really, Keith. We've talked about this. 

depresso: we did not. 

[10:02 A.M]

LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION

BiBiBye: This is Allura. I am physically worried about Lance. He is lying face down on the kitchen floor, murmuring something. Should I call an ambulance?

pidgeon: no just call ronnie. 

BiBiBye: I'll keep you all updated. 

holtage: damn, you really did break him keith. 

Maui: WHAT DID YOU DO TO LANCE KEITH!

depresso: oops someones at the counter, gotta go. 

pidgeon: yeah i should move. gotta blast!

BiBiBye: GET BACK HERE YOU ME AT SIX

SpicyMustache: Lance is back! 

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[10:10 A.M]

LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION

BiBiBye: im creating a kickstarter to put keith down

{pidgeon has changed their name to cawcawmotherfucker!}

cawcawmotherfucker: awe, did him fucking rolo make little lancey jealous?

depresso: leave him alone before i eat your donut, grimlin

cawcawmotherfucker: raincheck lance. 

Takashit: Why are my children so disrespectful?

Maui: SHIRO AGREES WE'RE HIS CHILDREN THIS IS A MOMENTOUS DAY  

holtage: what did you do, babe. 

Takashit: I don't think before I speak. 

LesbeHonest: PIDGE LANCE KEITH GET IN HERE BEFORE HE DELETES THE MESSAGE

BiBiBye: I GOT SS SHIRO YOU CANT DENY IT ANYMORE

Takashit: I'm too old for this. 

depresso: ur 28, thats not old. 

SpicyMustache: Alfor, Krolia and I are old. Shiro, you are young!

SpicyMustache: We should add them to this chat! Allura, I would do it myself but I don't exactly know how.

depresso: oh god plesse dpnt add mom, lura. ive said some things she shouldnr see. 

LesbeHonest: That is a wonderful idea, Coran. 

cawcawmotherfucker: and here i thought you loved me lura. 

LesbeHonest: Sorry, love. 

{LesbeHonest has added SpaceMom and AlforOne to the chat!} 

depresso: hey... mom...

SpaceMom: What is this. 

AlforOne: I think this is the chat Allura has been talking about. Right, Coran?

SpicyMustache: Correct!

Maui: I'm adding Shay. She can help. 

BiBiBye: please. i dont think i can handle this many adults in this chat. pidge kick them

holtage: if you dont i will

LesbeHonest: How rude! Pidge, you will do none of the sort and Matt. 

holtage: yes ma'am?

LesbeHonest: I know where you live. 

{Maui has added A(shay)med to the chat!}

A(shay)med: Hello, lovely people! How is everyone's morning!

depresso: shay just made this 20000 times better. i can almost forget about my helicopter mother in the chat

SpaceMom: Keith Kogane, I am still here. 

BiBiBye: GET HIM SPACE MOM!!!!

Takashit: I'm too old for this. 

AlforOne: I am 20 years older than you, Shiro. You are not old. 

Takashit: I'm going to take a nap, I can't handle this. Matt, come join me. 

holtage: gladly!!!!

cawcawmotherfucker: ew. 

Maui: Awe

A(shay)med: Awe!

BiBiBye: ew

depresso: ew

LesbeHonest: Ew

SpicyMustache: Awe! How cute!

SpaceMom: That's just like your father and I, Keith. How cute. 

depresso: im going to drown myself in the donut glaze. 

depresso: pidge come hold my head down. make sure i dont live. 

cawcawmotherfucker: i would be honored keith. 

AlforOne: What is happening here?

Maui: None of us know. 

LesbeHonest: Welcome to the chat, Father!

[4:37 P.M]

LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION

AlforOne: Can someone please remove me from this chat? Allura has informed me that my phone plan is not able to support group conversations. 

cawcawmotherfucker: i can

AlforOne: Oh! Thank you, Pidge!

cawcawmotherfucker: no problem at all. is dinner still on?

AlforOne: Our door is always open for you, child!

cawcawmotherfucker: amazing. thank you. 

AlforOne: Of course! Bye for now, Pidge!

cawcawmotherfucker: bye <3

{cawcawmotherfucker has kicked AlforOne from the chat!} 

depresso: what in the fresh fuck was that

SpaceMom: Watch your mouth, Keith. 

depresso: OH SO YOU PRAISE SHIRO AND SCOLD ME!?!?!

Takashit: Get over it, kid. 

depresso: dont call me kid takashi shirogane 

cawcawmotherfucker: that is me being domestic. youll get it one day keith

BiBiBye: im not drunk enough for this. 

Takashit: IT IS 4:46 LANCE MCCLAIN

BiBiBye: its 5 oclock somewhere. and my birthday is tomorrow keith gave me a free pass. 

BiBiBye: so did lura and hunk. 

Maui: That's true

LesbeHonest: Also correct. 

depresso: i wanted to drink, theyre chaperoning us. 

SpaceMom:  Keith.

depresso: I AM 21 I CAN DRINK AT 4 IN THE AFTERNOON IF I WANT TOO MOM

SpaceMom: Fine. 

depresso: FINE

holtage: im too old for this. 

BiBiBye: UR 25 MATT WHAT THE FUCK

SpaceMom: /I'm/ too old for this. 

depresso: alright. who explained the slashes to krolia

cawcawmotherfucker: gotta blast

depresso: allura. i suggest you come control your grimlin

LesbeHonest: I think we all know they cannot be controlled at this point

cawcawmotherfucker: this is why im dating u lura n not keith

depresso: im practically your brother, thats why. 

holtage: i agree. 

BiBiBye: im gonna go get hammered. 

depresso: seconded

Takashit: Why do I put up with you all. 

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[9:58 P.M]

{depresso changed the chat name to HABUY BIRYDAU LANVW!!!}

cawcawmotherfucker: oh god. hes wasted. 

Takashit: It's not even his birthday yet, Keith. 

depresso: doed iet look liek i ccare

{BiBiBye has changed their name to birthdaybitch!}

birthdaybitch: alura helpef me chsnge hte nake

cawcawmotherfucker: oh my GOD THIS IS GOLD

LesbeHonest: I apologize for the interruption, Hunk and I thought this was too funny for you all to miss out on. 

Maui: They're both lying on the couch with a bottle of vodka watching a movie. 

SpaceMom: Pictures or it didn't happen. 

Takashit: Krolia!

SpaceMom: What? I'm making up for lost times. 

holtage: theyre gonna kill you all when theyre sober. 

cawcawmotherfucker: hunk please send pictures. 

LesbeHonest: Update. Hunk has joined them and they are now all three cuddled on the couch watching Mary and the Witch's Flower. 

cawcawmotherfucker: im coming over right now. i love that movie and i cant miss out on this. whos house are you at

LesbeHonest: Mine, love. 

cawcawmotherfucker: great. be there in 10

[12:21 A.M] 

HABUY BIRYDAU LANVW!!!

holtage: happy /actual/ birthday, lance. 

Takashit: Happy birthday, Lance. 

cawcawmotherfucker: happy borthday, sharpshooter. 

LesbeHonest: Happy birthday, Lance. We're all so proud of you. 

SpicyMustache: Happy birthday, my boy!

Maui: Happy birthday, bud!

A(shay)med: Happy birthday!!!! We love you, Lance!!!

SpaceMom: Happy birthday, honey. 

LesbeHonest: Alright. Goodnight, everyone. We're having a party at 1 this afternoon.

Takashit: We couldn't miss it even if we tried. 

[6:25 A.M]

Alfor ->  Sharpshooter

Alfor: Happy birthday, Lance. I hope you have a spectacular day. 

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[2:53 A.M]

HABUY BIRYDAU LANVW!!!

Maui: oh my god

Maui: oh.my.GOD

Maui: ALLURA! PLEASE COME HELP ME. PIDGE IS LAYING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR VOMITING INTO THE BATHTUB I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

LesbeHonest: WHAT!!!!!

LesbeHonest: IM ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW

holtage: WHAT DID THEY DO ARE THEY OKAY

Maui: THEY DRANK 3 LA CRIOX, ATE 2 BOXES OF POKEMON GUMMES, DRANK A BOX OF CAPRI SUNS, AND ATE A WHOLE BOX OF SALTINE CRACKERS AND CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE INSISTING I CALL THEIR PARENTS THEN RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND STARTED JUST THROWING UP I AM FREAKING OUT. ARE THE G

birthdaybitch: hunk? where'd you go, man

depresso: is pidge okay

LesbeHonest: I think they will be okay. Hunk just let me in. Matt, Shiro, I'm going to take them to my house to watch them, tell Colleen and Sam for me?

Takashit: Of course.

holtage: yes

Maui: I am really sorry for scaring everyone, I was just panicking over here.

AShaymed: It is okay, Hunk. We're just glad everything is alright.

birthdaybitch: ya. its good hunk. but now that I know pidge is okay I'm going back to bed

depresso: yeah same.

LesbeHonest: I'll update you at a more reasonable hour. Pidge left their phone at their apartment so they'll be updating off my phone until I go and get it. See you all in the morning!

Maui: Night, 'Lura

AShaymed: Goodnight.

Takashit: Matt and I say goodnight as well, 'Lura. Sleep well.

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[2:48 A.M]

HABUY BIRYDAU LANVW!!!

{depresso changed the chat name toadventures on amazon!}

cawcawmotherfucker: keith,,,,,,

depresso: i just bought 16 poetry books and kosmo a new bed cause he fucked his up.

cawcawmotherfucker: keith,,,,,

depresso: hah. bye bye paycheck.

birthdybitch: keith what the actual fuck. it is 3am

birthdaybitch: wait

{birthdaybitch changed their name to lancelot!}

lancelot: tbh im not surprised actually.

lancelot: oh wait! pidge is back!

cawcawmotherfucker: i snuck out an hour ago to get my last la croix and my phone cause we didn’t go yesterday.

cawcawmotherfucker: wait. lura don’t read that i 100% did not drink another la croix or sneak out. beezer 100% brought me my phone at 3 am…

depresso: youre just digging yourself deeper pigeon.

cawcawmotherfucker: stfu dick sucker

cawcawmotherfucker: at least I didn’t just spend 3 paychecks on amazon

lancelot: hwo much did all that cost anyway keith.

cawcawmotherfucker: hwo

depresso: like 300 dollars

cawcawmotherfucker: i should get a job if it means i can blow 300 dollars on amazon at 3am without a second thought.

depresso: it was an impulse I probably wont have power for a few days

depresso: i mean,,,,,, i totally have enough to pay my bills this month

lancelot: we just witnessed both keith and pidge forget about people who will chew them out for the dumb shit they do in the chat.

cawcawmotherfucker: do you want your nudes to be leaked lance. i think you forget sometimes that i am an expert hacker

lancelot: people would be blessed to see my nudes.

cawcawmotherfucker: your middle school photos then.

lancelot: you wouldn’t

cawcawmotherfucker: oh i would.

lancelot: mmmmmmmmmmmm i mean pidge never does anything stupid they are the smartest and most amazing person in this chat and i love them more than i love garlic knots.

cawcawmotherfucker: that’s what i thought.

depresso: what the FUCk just happened here.

cawcawmotherfucker: blackmail.

depresso: im impressed.

cawcawmotherfucker: you should be.

depresso: im also slightly afraid

lancelot: YOU SHOULD BE.

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8:55 A.M
ADVENTURES ON AMAZON

depresso: im getting a tattoo yall.

takashit: you’re what.

depresso: you can read shiro don’t be dense

cawcawmotherfucker: oooo i want a tattoo

holtage: maybe no. mom would actually execute me

cawcawmotherfucker: stfu matt no one cares about you. allura can i get a tattoo

holtage: YOU CANT ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHE HAS A BIAS OPINION

lesbehonest: pidge no

cawcawmotherfucker: WHAT THAT FUCK LURA

depresso: okay enough domestic arguing. someones coming with me to the shop. first come first serve unless its my mom or shiro.

lancelot: oooo i get to watch you be in pain.

cawcawmotherfucker: goddamnit lance.

lancelot: what can i say. im a master of the lurk

depresso: damnit lance i should have included you in the exceptions list

lancelot: too late now, paramore

holtage: paramore isn’t even an emo band anymore lance

lancelot: shup up matt.

maui: lance.

lancelot: don’t you dare say what i think you are, hunk.

maui: weren’t you singing rose-colored boy last night?

lancelot: hunk why

cawcawmotherfucker: yeah while you were showering. i could hear it downstairs.

lancelot: i expected thos from pidge but no yuou hunk

cawcawmotherfucker: can you maybe spell lance

lancelot: cna yuo myaeb suht hte fkuc pu pdieg

depresso: lance stop or im taking pidge with me.

depresso: actually pidge can come anyway i need someone to make sure he doesn’t break something while were there.

cawcawmotherfucker: were getting pizza after if im having to baby sit lance.

depresso: sounds good to me.

lancelot: idontneedtobebabysat

maui: yes you do.

takashit: yes, you do.

holtage: yes you do

lesbehonest: yes you do

spacemom: yes you do

spicymustache: sorry my boy. but yes, you do.

lancelot: BETRAYAL OF THE MASTER DEGREE

arthoe ->  pigeot

arthoe: you still have that tattoo i secretly designed for you for your birthday

pigeot: the binary one?

arthoe: yeah.

pigeot: of course. why.

arthoe: bring it. heres the rest of your present

pidgeot: THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MATT KEITH

arthoe: keep it a secret. but you deserve it.

pigeot: that was cheesy.

arthoe: i know.

pigeot: alright emo. ill bring it. youre the best.

arthoe: i know.

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Hey, everyone. So, you may have noticed that I haven't been posting much of anything on this site at the moment, and I apologize for that. I could throw a whole bunch of bullshit reasons at you (school, family issues, mental and physical health issues, so on) but the main reason is this.

Currently, all of my stories are Voltron related because I honestly love the show and it has brought so many good things to my life. I could get sappy, but I'll save it and I won't. Anyway, back to the topic at hand, my mini hiatus. I am a HUGE reader. I have read multiple series multiple times, its one of the things in my life that I really enjoy. Considering how much fan-fiction I read/write that probably isn't very surprising for you all. But! I have always been into a few large series, such as the entire Mortal Instruments franchise (though the fan-fiction of that on this website is so, so fucked up.) and Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, things like that.

Anyway. I decided that I was going to re-read some of the Mortal Instruments books recently due to a finale book for the Dark Artifices series and a COMPLETELY NEW SERIES COMING OUT FOCUSING ON Malec and their travels!!! (You can probably see how much I love this franchise) But as I started re-reading these books, I stumbled upon some SUPER (the TMI fandom is pretty old) old fan-fiction I read in the last few years. I suddenly remembered why I started writing in the first place, both fan-fiction ad my own , original works. This fandom. Cassandra Clare (author) had this amazing writing style which is the thing that got me into writing in the first place, so I am officially back into TMI.

This means that there will be more fandoms on this account, rather than just Voltron. I may change my name as well to my more used, less fandom based name that I have had on my Wattpad for a while. Anyway. All of this aside, I just wanted to tell you guys why I have been gone and update you on some changes that will be happening soon.

Love you all, Simon.

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{cawcawmotherfuckerhas changed the chat name to deep discussions with pidge!!}
7:78 A.M

Cawcawmotherfucker: okay but scientifically what is the significance of toes. Why are they here. Why have we been blessed with these strange yet beautiful lumps of bone and muscle

Lancelot: wait wtf you have bones in yours???????

Lancelot: god never gave me toe bones………..

Cawcawmotherfucker: oh! Such a tragedy. You are truly missing out.

Lancelot: I knwo……..

Cawcawmotherfucker: hmmmmmmmmmmm

Depresso: lance please

Lancelot: pwwease

Holtage: ecks dee

Lancelot: eggs b

Cawcawmotherfucker: I want someone to whisper something to me in Dothraki then fucking cuddle me is that too much to fucking ask

Lancelot: maybe?????

Lancelot: depends on the phrase you want

Depresso: a little bit

Cawcawmotherfucker: damb

Lancelot: it’s a fucking made up language what do u rlly expect

Lancelot: personally…… having someone scream a Russian phrase adn then actually chucking me off a balcony? That. Is a realistc expectation

Holtage: lol haha

Lancelot: shtu up

Lancelot: were being quirky

Cawcawmotherfucker: I JUST WANT SOMEINE TO WHISPER “LONG LIVE THE KING” AND JUST::: CUDDLE ME WHY IS THIS SOF UCKING DIFFICLUT

Cawcawmotherfucker: MY LITTLE GAY ASS NEEDS IT

Lancelot: matts opinions are all invalid cause hes playing fortnite………,,,,,,,,

Lancelot: shiro I hate it here

Cawcawmotherfucker: don’t worry I hate you more

Lancelot: youre the reason I lie awayke at night

Cawcawmotherfucker: awe that’s so romantic

Lancelot: I didn’t Finish:::::::

Lancelot: youre the reason I lie awake at night cryign and wishing I didn’t exist

Lancelot: I had like 1 typo

Cawcawmotherfucker: AWE THAT’S SO ROMNATIC

Lancelot: shtu up! I have a comrade!!!!

Lancelot: silly nerd……..

Cawcawmotherfucker: I will steal ir cumrag

Cawcawmotherfucker: don’t make me take ur fingers bitch

Lancelot: youll steal ny cumrag or youll steal it, cumrage

Lancelot: rag

Lancelot: wtf

Lancelot: cumrage……..

{cawcawmotherfuckerhas changed their name to cumrage!}

Cumrage: okay ill eat them then.

Cumrage: I need smthn to munch anyway

Lancelot: how thhe fukc would I eat ass without fingers!!

Lancelot: stupid nerd….. you may not need fingers but I do

Cumrage: WHY WOULD YOU NEED FINGERS TO EAT ASS

Lancelot: TO HOLD IT OPEN!!

Lancelot: ESTUPIDO!!!!

Cumrage: USE UR TOES U STUPID BISEXUAL

Lancelot: IM. NOT THST FLEXIABLE!!!!!! OKYA!!!!!!?!?! IS THTA OKYA WITH U??!?!?!

Cumrage: NO. U MUST B E N D TO EAT

Cumrage: IF U CANNOT REACH U CANNOT EAT BRÖTHËR

Lancelot: stupid nerds be like::::: uwuuwuuwu jsut use yr toes to eat ass!!1!!!11!

Lancelot: me, an intellectual: shut the fuck up

{cumragehas changed their name to pigeot!}

Pigeot: “intellectual”

Pigeot: bold

Lancelot: shut up nred

Lancelot: nedr

Lancelot: enrd

Lancelot: nerd

Lancelot: bam

Pigeot: take ur time

Lancelot: shiro I hat eit here

Lancelot: im so tired of calling out for a god who wil never hear me

Pigeot: lisp

Pigeot: pussy lisp

Pigeot: mwah

Lancelot: you should bebanned from living

Pigeot: I know.

Deep discussions with pidge!
10:16 P.M

Takashit: what the actual fuck

SpaceMom: Watch it, Takashi.

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Deep discussions with pidge!
10:16 P.M

Takashit: what the actual fuck

SpaceMom: Watch it, Takashi.

Takashit: sorry, Krolia. what the legitimate fuck

SpaceMom: My children are so disrespectful.

Pigeot: who has seen my girlfriend

Pigeot: and my brother.

Takashit: that’s concerning, Pidge. You never ask for Matt.\

Holtage: but im here now. What is it pigeon.

Pigeot: hold on, I need allura here too. Keith. Can I do this or will u get in trouble.

Depresso: you’re not a minor. Ill be fine. Go ahead.

Lancelot: excuse me…

LesbeHonest: im here, Pidge.

Pigeot: okay,,, so keith

Lancelot: keith what

Pigeot: fuck it. Keith gave me a tattoo

Holtage: that’s boring pidge, I have like 6.

Pigeot: excuse me

Takashit: you didn’t know that?

Takashit: he got like 3 of them before college. Keith gave him one of the newer ones

Depresso: it was kinda like yours, pidge. Just less family orientated.

Holtage: what can I say. I hate you all. I bet this fucking nerd got like holt in binary or something.

Pigeot: can you maybe not go through my messages, matt. I know where you keep your nudes ill get shiro to leak them

Holtage: shiro wouldn’t do that, he loves me too much.

Takashit: im also terrified of your sister. I spent 3 years with her. I know better than to defy her.

Holtage: I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED

Pigeot: chill. I haven’t done it yet. You’ll be fine. So dramatic.

Depresso: idk what my brother sees in you, honestly matt. You’re more dramatic than lance.

Lancelot: that’s debatable.

Holtage: yeah I agree

LesBeHonest: I very highly doubt anyone is more dramatic than Lance. also, Pidge. Get your cute ass over here and you better show me this tattoo because I do not fully trust Keith.

Depresso: hey! Lura what the hell

LesBeHonest: im not sorry. Love you though.

Depresso: yeah yeah. Im gonna eat all your cookies now.

LesBeHonest: don’t you