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He is a hustler, he's no good at all
He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum
He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable
He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun
Jack is...not a good man but he is a damn good businessman. He knows exactly what to say and what to offer to make anybody believe anything he wants them to believe. With his charisma, smarts, and the shark smirk of his, he has the most strongest man wrap around his finger. And if they don’t fall for that, well he is quick to airlock them or put a bullet in between their eyeballs.
I know you told me I should stay away
I know you said he's just a dog astray
He is a bad boy with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain't smart
Vaughn and Yvette had warned me for a thousand times to be careful around Jack. That isn’t safe for me to be around him or get serious with him. I know that I shouldn’t be with him but I can’t help it.
But mama, I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside, I just can't deny, love the guy
I love the rush of it all. Normally, I just like a quiet and peaceful life with coding and my two best friends but Jack seems to have shown me a whole new, wildlife that really gets the blood flowing. And I hate to say it but I have really fallen for the guy. He is the type of guy that I wouldn’t bring home to the family and that makes him even more alluring to me.
He is a villain by the devil's law
He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun
The man's a snitch and unpredictable
He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none
I have lost count the number of people that I witness Jack killed in front of me. His moods can switch at a drop of hat. I have learned a long time ago to stop trying to reach his conscience about his unnecessary killings but it’s no use. I know he sees himself as a hero but anybody can tell you that he is the villain. Even the devil himself wouldn’t mess with Jack.
Oh, I know, should've let go, but no
Cause he is a bad boy with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain't smart
But mama, I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside, I just can't deny, love the guy
I would follow that man wherever he goes. Not the most wisest thing to say but I can’t seem to let him go. Around him, I can’t seem to think rationally. All logic goes out the window but I can’t seem to bring myself to care.
And he's got my name
Tattooed on his arm, his lucky charm
So I guess it's okay, he's with me
Recently, we got tattoos of each other’s names. He can be really possessive and he wants everybody to know that I’m his. I refuse to get his name at first until I talked to him to get my name on him also. It seems to work out because he thinks that it got some luckiness to it and now he calls it his lucky charm ever since.
And I hear people talk
Try to make remarks, keep us apart
But I don't even hear, I don't care
Being with Jack comes with a lot of unwanted attention. There has been a ton of people who had come up to me, trying to get me away from Jack. Of course, none of that works and a majority of them end up with a bullet to the brain (or multiple in the body if Jack is in a primal state), strong hands around the throat, or airlock into space.
Cause mama, I'm in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical
Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright
All reason aside, I just can't deny, love the guy
“What seems to have all your attention when it should be on me, Cupcake?” I look up to see Jack leaning over my desk with a smirk on his face. His mismatch eyes dancing with amusement with a hint of possessive nature that appears whenever he thinks that I might have eyes on someone other than him.
I smirk back, “Well, I was thinking of my sexy boss before you interrupted me.” He lets out a chuckle.
“Oh yeah? Well, of course, you were. I heard that he is the most sexiest, smartest, and coolest thing in the galaxy. Why wouldn’t you think of him?” He asks as he walks around my desk and stands in front of me and crosses his arms, “However, why think of him? When you can join him for lunch?”
I snort, “I would love to join him for lunch.” I stand up. He wraps his arms around my waist and pulls me into a deep kiss. I instantly melt into. Which cause him to chuckle and me to blush, “You make it too easy to get you putty into my hands, Pumpkin.”
I shrug and pull him towards the door, “What can I say? I’m in love with a criminal.”
(Oh I know-oh) Mama, I'm in love with a criminal
(Should've let go) And this type of love isn't rational
(But no) It's physical
(Oh I know-oh) Mama, please don't cry, I will be alright
(Should've let go) All reason aside
(But no) I just can't deny, love the guy