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DingDongMan: Eunwoo
PutYoHandsUp: Rocky
Furry: Moonbin
TheBaby: Sanha
Jinnie: JinJin
Junnie: MJ
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Please help our gay sons
Jinnie: Moonbin please come out of your room.
Furry: no
Jinnie: why are u hiding out this time?
Furry: Minhyuk is shirtless……
Junnie : do I need to tell him to put a shirt on
Furry: …
Furry: ..yes
Jinnie: For the love of all that is holy just tell him
Furry: confess???
Furry: n o n o
Jinnie: oh my God
Junnie: why won’t you just TELL him
Furry: we’ve been friends for so long I don’t want to ruin that
Jinnie: he really is blind
Junnie: yes he is babe
Furry: I’m still here
Jinnie: one day they’ll realize
Junnie: one day
Furry: RUDE
Who needs to study when you’re gay
Junnie: Minhyuk put a damn shirt on
PutYoHandsUp: why u can’t make me
Jinnie: just do it oml
PutYoHandsUp: why
DingDongMan: because poor innocent Sanha doesn’t need to see this foul scene
PutYoHandsUp : INNOCENT MY ASS
PutYoHandsUp: NOT WHEN HES DATING YOU
DingDongMan: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME IVE DONE ANYTHING
TheBaby: what did I do
Junnie: PUT A SHIRT ON
PutYoHandsUp: F I N E
Furry: this is a mess
TheBaby: messi