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1. Naked Apron Cookie Baking and a Handjob by TheSlimecatVariety for Prim_the_Amazing

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Aug 2018

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Roxy Lalonde/Dave Strider
   • Dave Strider
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Mommy Kink
   • Thighjob
   • handjob
   • Background Dave/Karkat
   • Background Dave/Nepeta
   • Implied Roxy/Latula
   • Underappreciated N64 Classics
   • Comedy
   • Ectobiological Incest
   • Past Abuse

   Summary

   "I'm imagining baking factors into this thing, right? Sexy baking? Cookies are hella Mom territory.”

   Dave snorted and leaned back into the sofa. “Oh yeah. Wearing nothing but an apron. Ass hanging out. Pulling a tray of double chocolate chip cookies out of the oven.”

   “And then you get a handjob.”

   “Obviously I get a handjob. With the toasty oven mitt still on.”

   Roxy burst out laughing. “Are you sure you're not just hungry?”

   “I mean. I could always go for some cookies. If I'm being honest.”

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