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>>from: 100percentmess
100percentmess: yakusan smth gr8 hpnd 2 me 2day!!!!!!!
shortnspicy: literally cannot understand you
100percentmess: sry
100percentmess: something gr8 happened today!!!!!!
shortnspicy: what happened
100percentmess: i joined a nu club!!!
shortnspicy: you do know you’re in the volleyball club
100percentmess: yeye but like
100percentmess: not in school!
100percentmess: im in a club and everyone likes me
shortnspicy: everyone likes you?
shortnspicy: are you sure?
100percentmess: MEAN YAKUSNA
100percentmess: IM SURE THEY SSIAD SO
shortnspicy: i swear to all that is holy lev
shortnspicy: if you’ve gotten yourself involved in some human trafficking scheme
100percentmess: dnt be silly yakusan!!!!!
100percentmess: wud they let me leave if ti was a scm??
shortnspicy: don’t take this the wrong way
shortnspicy: but i have genuinely never met someone as moronic and impractical as you
100percentmess: awqjd thanks yakusan that measn im unique!!!!!!!!!!!
shortnspicy: i.
shortnspicy: of course that’s how you’d take that
shortnspicy: anyways
shortnspicy: tell me about this stupid club so i can make sure that you’re not getting yourself into something dangerous
100percentmess: sure thing yakusann!!!
100percentmess: so the leader right his name is yuuji or smth
100percentmess: and es supr cool and has a tong ring!!!!
shortnspicy: you don’t know his full name?
100percentmess: wll no
100percentmess: bt!!!! i DO know that his like deputy or coleadre or smth
100percentmess: is called hana
shortnspicy: you don’t know her full name either.
100percentmess: ysee
100percentmess: no i dnt
100percentmess: but!!!!!!!
shortnspicy: here we go
100percentmess: the ckub hq is in myagi
100percentmess: in sendai
shortnspicy: what the fuck were you doing in sendai
100percentmess: joinng a club!!!
100percentmess: keep up yaakusan
shortnspicy: sure lev. i'm the one who’s not keeping up
100percentmess: ???
shortnspicy: whatever, go on
100percentmess: rite ok so
100percentmess: i strted as an initiate riht
100percentmess: nd once i og thru initiation and follow all there rules nd stuff i get 2 b a full member
100percentmess: and hten i get to move into the hq and start being a fll club member!!!!!!
shortnspicy: lev
shortnspicy: there are several things wrong with that statement
shortnspicy: first off, you’re not moving to sendai
100percentmess: ys i ma!!!!!!!!
shortnspicy: no.
shortnspicy: second off, what kind of club gets its members to live in the headquarters?
100percentmess: this vlub???
shortnspicy: lev, i need you to tell me something
shortnspicy: what’s the name of this club
100percentmess: uhhhhh lemme chk the pamphlet thingy yuuji gav me
shortnspicy: you do that.
shortnspicy: and send me a picture of the pamphlet, while you’re at it
100percentmess: OK SO its called the clt f seuxal exploration
shortnspicy: what the actual fuck lev
100percentmess: -attached image.jpg-
100percentmess: ?????
100percentmess: what do u men what the fck
shortnspicy: lev i swear to fuck
shortnspicy: it literally has cult in the name
shortnspicy: and you think it’s a club
100percentmess: um mm yea? it just a name
shortnspicy: LEV.
shortnspicy: shut up and listen to me
shortnspicy: you joined a sex cult
shortnspicy: you actual idiot
100percentmess: no id idnt!!!!!!!!
shortnspicy: shut the fuck up
>>to: furry team
shortnspicy: lev is not allowed in miyagi any more
shortnspicy: he also requires an escort to use the shinkansen
imalwaysthiskuroo: pfft
SHIBA: WAITH WHAT
INU: WHY???????????????????
TheSaneOne: I don’t even want to know.
100percentmess: YAK USSSAN PL S