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    Yoongi didn't know what he did to make the universe hate him, but apparently he must be the world's biggest jerk, because of course his company wanted him to produce a song for the one asshole that had spilt coffee all over him this morning and didn't even stick around to say sorry.

    Apparently Yoongi has also been living under a rock because that asshole was also supposedly Korea's current number one actor, Kim Seokjin.

    Unfortunately to Yoongi he was just an annoying, ego-centric, coffee killing, dick.

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