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*Ring* *Ring*
____ stirred in her sleep.
*Ring* *Ring*
"Hey ____." A voice called out.
"Mmmm." She mumbled.
A hand shook her.
"Oi ____ get up." The voice was stern this time.
"Seven more minutes." she mumbled again pausing. "Please."
"No, now get up!" The hand pushed her off the futon, causing her to sprawl on the bare floor in starfish formation. ____ opened her eyes only to look at the apathetic egg in front of her.
"Ok, ok I'm up." She slowly sat up, stretching her arms above her head. " Tamago-nii, you need to be more delicate with me. I am a growing child after all." She got up,
walked into the kitchen opening the fridge.
Seeing her drink from the milk carton, not before she shoved a bagel in her mouth. Saitama scoffed, rolling his eyes. "If growing children eat as much as you, remind me not to have any."
"Shut up." she gave a snarky replied. "As if you can get a girl with that bald head of yours."
"SO WHAT IF IT'S BALD!"
At his outburst she almost choked, spitting milk all over the fridge surface. "Gomen, Gomen. No need to shout at me like that."
"Whatever." He grumbled, glancing at the clock. " Ah, I forgot...It's 7:46."
"What does that have to do with me............OH SHIT! I'M LATE!" ____ panicked, running to the bathroom.
" I thought you didn't curse?"
"Forget about that Nii-chan. Why didn't you wake me up earlier?" ___ struggled to put on her clothes, nearly tripping over while pulling her stockings on.
"I did you just wouldn't listen."
"I was asleep. Nii-chan can you hand me my shirt?"
"So, you were answering back." Saitama argued whilst picking up her shirt. After giving ___ the shirt, he looked at the clock again. "It's 7:50 now."
"AARRGGHH!" She rushed out the bathroom to the front door, only to stop to put her shoes on. " Bye, Tamago-nii."
"Ah bye....Oh" He turned around to reply to her only to hear the door slam.
"Stupid, egg head." ____ grumbled. "Can't even wake me up in time."
____ ran and pushed through the crowds trying to get on the train. On the way she had tied her hair into a messy pony tail. Finally she was able to successfully get on one heading to the district her school was in.
"Good, now all that needs to happen is no monsters." She relaxed. 'I might be late today, but, at least I'm showing up to school.' ____ took out her phone to play it.
*BOOM*
Fifteen minutes into the ride the train shook. ____ gasped. Screaming everyone looked out the window only for them to see smoke, and debris falling with a few buildings gone.
'Oh no, Jesus I don't wanna die here. God I'm begging you spare my life.' She mentally begged. ' I've got so much I wanna do. So much to live for. I wanna have a family. Jesus please, Lord please, God please."
*BOOM* *BOOM*
There was more smoke and blown up buildings. ____ crouched down, with her head in her legs, hands protecting her neck. Breathing steadily she waited for something to happen after a few minutes she got up. ' Stupid Tamago-nii must've killed it.' The train had stopped in B City, after getting off she opened her phone checking the time.
'Nah, I'm not going to school today.'
She turned around, observing the city. ' This is the city that the store is having the sale at. I better go pick up some groceries. Knowin' this planet somethings bound to happen.' ___ ran off towards the store in order to get some of the goods.
" I got some good sales today."
____ was walking home holding ten big bags of groceries. " Hopefully Tamago-Nii buys some food from there, we'll have extra food." She started to drool from the thought of it, only to snap out of it when her phone started to ring.
*ONE PPPPPPUUUUU-
" Ah mosh-moshi?" She answered.
"____! Finally I got to you."
"Hey Mika." She greeted. " Sorry for not coming to school today."
"It's good. About that school has been canceled."
"Huh, why?" ____ curious side began to show.
" B-City has been destroyed."
"For real? I was just there a little while ago. How?" Her curiosity peaked.
Her friend laughed. "A giant of all things fell on it. A giant."
" A giant." ____ cried out in disbelief. " Wow."
' Tamago-nii must have did this too, gotta thank him for that.'
"So does that mean no more school?"
" Not exactly. I think we're going to have to go to another school in a different city."
"But, just not that hell hole."
"Yes, just not that hell hole." Mika replied. She listened only to hear breathing, rather hard breathing. Mika smirked. "You can scream for joy now."
"Mika you know me better then that. I'm an inside person, I don't make a fool of myself in public."
"I know but you're happy right? "
" Happy? Mika I'm elated, jovial, lighthearted, buoyant, and satisfied." ____ squabbled in pleasure.
Mika laughed. " Yeah, yeah, yeah. we're all happy. thats all I had to tell you, Bye.
"Bye." After Mika hung up ____ felt so weightless. She had food, her brother maybe coming home with extra food too, and that godforsaken school that she attended was closed down for good, well until B City rebuilt it self, but, it was all good. ____ was happy. Now all she had to do was get home take a bath, watch her anime and read her manga.
_____ skipped all the way home.
"Tadaima."
Saitama announced through the apartment, walking in to see ____ laying on the floor reading her JUMP
"Hey Nii-chan."
" ____ we'll be having eggs over rice tonight."
"Huh, why?"
" The store was destroyed when I was at the sale." He sighed so I bought some eggs, they might be cracked though."
____ sighed. 'Guess no extra food this time.'
"Don't worry Tamago-nii, I skipped school to buy groceries."
"Huh?" Saitama was shocked. ' Then it's all good.' He still couldn't resist the urge to tease her.
"You the laziest girl I know, bought groceries. The world must be ending."
"Oi! I do these things all the time! What are you talking about." ___ hopped off the ground taken aback.
"It's one of those rare moments."
"You're such an asshole Tamago-nii."
"I thought you didn't curse?"
"I DON'T!"
*Tamago means egg or omlet*