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aizawa_shouta added stringbean , tenya2000 , shotahellup , oreochaco , redriotlover1 and 10+ other people to the Class 1-A server
aizawa_shouta: this is the chat forum in which i and other teachers will provide information and announcements to you students. we felt it fit to create this chat as you leave for your internships in a few days. you may use this server as you please. all students have been equipped with a "student" role, while all teachers have been equipped with a "teacher" role. this is because of the #teachers category and #students category. the teachers may not write in or look at what the students write in the students channel and vice versa. i have equipped @tenya2000, @momomario and @stringbean with the admin role, meaning they have certain privileges.
redriotlover1: neat
tenya2000: Thank you aizawa-sensei!!!!
aizawa_shouta: yes yes you're welcome, now move your talking to the #students category , this category is for information and in case of student-teacher needs to talk
tenya2000: Of course!!
Category: Students, #general
diccachu: suh dude
x_blckfeather_x: i already regret this
sparkyboom_man: what the fuck is this
momomario: check the #info channel under the category labeled class 1-a
sparkyboom_man: dont tell me what to do
sextape69: well this is off to a great start
stringbean: please!!
stringbean: ok can everyone say who they are bcs i am Confusion
stringbean: midoriya
oreochaco: uraraka
karamelldansen: sato
shotahellup: todoroki
ashidomegido: ashido!!
diccachu: denki uwu
sextape69: You Stop That Young Man
diccachu: ://
tenya2000: This is Iida!!
octodaddy: shoji here
monsieursparkle: aoyama present~
gay: jirou
redriotlover1: how the FUCK did you get that @ i want it :((
gay: its the lesbianism
redriotlover1: shit dude u right
redriotlover1: kirishima here
thicctails: ojiro
froppyllini: tsuyu :p
sextape69: sero is in the hooouuuzze
diccachu: s t o p
sextape69: i cant belive youve done this :/
x_blckfeather_x: birdboy here and please dont comment on my username :///
ashidomegido: you cant name urself something like that an expect us to NOT comment
x_blckfeather_x: like you're one to talk u cot damn h*mestucker
ashidomegido: ok thats fair
anixetyman: ( ^_^)／
stringbean: hi koda!!
anixetyman: o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
distantyeehaw: yoink hagakure here
momomario: huh did someone hear that??
anixetyman: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
distantyeehaw: both of u shut the frickle diddle your hell
anixetyman: (>_<)
distantyeehaw: ur on thin ice m'boy
anixetyman: ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡
stringbean: ok nice and i can guess who sparky boom man is
sparkyboom_man: fuck you
@sparkyboom_man, you've been muted for 30 minutes by @tenya2000
tenya2000: Please don't be rude to each other!!!
stringbean: my HERO
stringbean: ok so i'd really appriciate if we coudl like keep our real names in our nicknames bcs Me Very Bad Remember Names so that would really help me w all this
stringbean: like this yknow
stringbean changed nickname to stringbean (midoriya)
shotahellup: yes plsss
shotahellup changed nickname to shotahellup (todoroki)
froppyllini changed nickname to froggy (tsuyu)
diccachu changed nickname to diccachu / denki
gay: whats this a self insert fic??
diccachu / denki: how fuckgin dare you
diccachu / denki: i a m kin with pikachu i woudl NEVER fuck myself
distantyeehaw: john cena voice are you sure about that
x_blckfeather_x: changed nickname to lemme smash [tokoyami]
diccachu / denki: i have heard about this this is called the cyber bully!!!!!!!!!
ashidomegido: TOKYAMI DBSKJBJKFBDJSB
octodaddy changed nickname to insert here (shoji)
momomario: oh my gOD
redriotlover1 changed nickname to enchilada (kirishima)
sextape69: why yall roasting yallst selves like this
thicctails: no bullying each other we hate ourselves like men
ashidomegido: op wheres the reblog button
stringbean (midoriya): are u okay
froggy (tsuyu): can we add a vent channel or something so we know when it's for real or not because i don't know is this is jokey or for real
tenya2000: Of course!! I will add one at this instant!!
thicctails: it was jokey but thank u tsuyu ur the sweetest
thicctails: and sorry for the confusion
froggy (tsuyu): :p
momomario changed nickname to gretchen (momo)
gay: gretchen????
gretchen (momo): yes
gay: why
gretchen (momo): bcs my hair is full of secrets
karamelldansen: wh
karamelldansen: jirou
karamelldansen: jirou
gay: whAT
karamelldansen: havent you seen mean girls
gay: no????
oreochaco: GAY GASP
karamelldansen: jirou sweetie youre a LESBIAN
karamelldansen: HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN MEAN GIRLS
gay: this is less beef hobia
diccachu / denki: that settles it
gretchen (momo): movie night?
diccachu / denki: MOVIE NIGHT
oreochaco: MOVIE NIGHT!!!!!!!
gretchen (momo): @everyone, movie night/sleepover at my place this weekend!!!!!
thicctails: sweet
stringbean (midoriya): oh!!! i'll ask my mom immediately!!
shotahellup (todoroki): do we have any homework
stringbean (midoriya): nope!
shotahellup (todoroki): hhh ill see if dad lets me go
oreaochaco: im sure he will!! this is for building team spirit!! bonding!!!
shotahellup (todoroki): mm yeah
ashidomegido changed nickname to pinkiepie (ashido)
lemme smash [tokoyami]: will i ever escape the fuckign my little pony fandom
pinkiepie (ashido): no
lemme smash [tokoyami]: ur rigiht im boo boo the fool
distantyeehaw: for some reason its very absurd seeing you meme
lemme smash [tokoyami]: Unlock: [Friendship, level 5] to get access to further conversation options.
karamelldansen changed nickname to sugar daddy - sato
distantyeehaw changed nickname to local cryptid (hagakure)
thicctails changed nickname to ass hand (ojiro)
insert here (shoji): please stop referring to your tail as ass hand im going to cry
ass hand (ojiro): why would i lie to my friends
insert here (shoji): do you hear that? it's the sound of me dissociating
lemme smash [tokoyami]: look at what you've done. you fucked up a perfectly good limb boy is what you did. he's astral projecting
insert here (shoji) changed nickname to limb boy (shoji)
stringbean (midoriya): hJFDHGJHSD
New mentions!
Category: General, #general
aizawa_shouta: @everyone you've got an english test tomorrow
diccachu / denki: fuck
sugar daddy - sato: can i kin you beacuse kin
sextape69: denki and sato found dead in miami
gretchen (momo): skype me in an hour we can study together
diccachu / denki: have i told you that i love you
gretchen (momo): we've known each other for 1 1/2 months and oyu've told me you love me more times than all other people have said i love you to me combined
diccachu / denki: i love you!!!!!!
aizawa_shouta: please keep your affections in the student channels im allergic
sextape69: oh my gOD
Category: Students, #general
gretchen (momo): @diccachu / denki love u too boo
diccachu / denki: <333333
stringbean (midoriya): while this is really nice PLEASE @ a nyone who hasnt yet; put ur name in ur nicknime im very super confused
sextape69: changed nickname to chik en nuget (sero)
gay changed nickname to punky little lesbian > jirou
tenya2000 changed nickname to nyoomster (Iida Tenya)
orecochaco changed nickname to bouncy ball ♡ uraraka ♡
stringbean (midoriya) changed nickname to bone hurty (midoriya)
bouncy ball ♡ uraraka ♡: i hate to be the one to say this but unmute bakugou so he can change his nickname
nyoomster (Iida Tenya): I will allow it!!!!!!!
nyoomster (Iida Tenya) unmuted sparkyboom_man
sparkyboom_man: four eyes i will KILL YOU
@sparkyboom_man, you've been muted for 10 minutes by @nyoomster (Iida Tenya)
bone hurty (midoriya): HSDFBFHSDBHFBDSH
bouncy ball ♡ uraraka ♡: I CANNTO BELIVE
enchilada (kirishima): let him change his nick then mute him again
nyoomster (Iida Tenya) unmuted sparkyboom_man
sparkyboom_man: shitty hair i trusted you
enchilada (kirishima): bitch where
sparkyboom_man: changed nickname to king explosion murder bakugou
@sparkyboom_man, you've been muted for 10 minutes by @nyoomster (Iida Tenya)
bouncy ball ♡ uraraka ♡: im mcfriggin crying dont mindme
hotahellup (todoroki) changed nickname to katy perry (todoroki)
anixetyman changed nickname to (° ꈊ °) - koda
monsieursparkle changed nickname to ~ sparkles ~ aoyama ~
bone hurty (midoriya): i think thats everyone thank u very much
punky little lesbian > jirou: np dude
gretchen (momo): okay so if anyone wanna study to that english test tomorrow add me on skype and we'll study together
chik en nuget (sero): whats ur @
gretchen (momo): fleshgirl12
diccachu / denki: very ominious. love it
bouncy ball ♡ uraraka ♡: ill join you in a bit
punky little lesbian > jirou: yEHA ILL HOJIN TOO
gretchen (momo): wonderful!!
pinkiepie (ashido): count me in!!
ass hand (ojiro): lemme find my laptop
gretchen (momo): okay see u in a bit!!
katy perry (todoroki): it's not a big test??
bone hurty (midoriya): let them study you Punk
katy perry (todoroki): says the guy with the green hair
bone hurty (midoriya): scchhhh
Direct Messages
bone hurty (midoriya) >> katy perry (todoroki)
bone hurty (midoriya): hey so i just wanted to check in
bone hurty (midoriya): is ur dad giving u shit?
katy perry (todoroki): hhh yeah
katy perry (todoroki): hes not exactly happy about the sports festival
bone hurty (midoriya): yeah i coulda guessed
bone hurty (midoriya): anyways i wanted to say that i am here for you, whether it is to talk or to punch ur dad in the fuckign face
bone hurty (midoriya): or if you wanna come over to my house for a while to get a break from your home
bone hurty (midoriya): any way i can help, tell me and i'll to my best
katy perry (todoroki): thank you for the offer but im good right now
bone hurty (midoriya): of course!!
bone hurty (midoriya): tell me if that changes!
katy perry (todoroki): sure
Category: Teachers, #general
aizawa_shouta added mallsight, 2manyghosts, bobthebuilder, bananahead and sleepytiddy to the Class 1-A server.
bananahead: hewwo??
aizawa_shouta: god i fucking knew you would say that but i really wished you wouldn't
bananahead: :-)
sleepytiddy: yamada never uses noses for his emoticons
aizawa_shouta: who are you and what have you done to my husband
bananahead: :-))))
aizawa_shouta: stop
bananahead: :(
aizawa_shouta: thank fuck
bobthebuilder: stop fucking swearing this is a kids home
aizawa_shouta: the kids cant see this you fucking brickhead
bobthebuilder: oh
bobthebuilder: well then
bobthebuilder: carry on
aizawa_shouta: not so cokcy now huh
bananahead: cokcy
bobthebuilder: cokcy
2manyghosts: cokcy
sleepytiddy: cokcy
aizawa_shouta: okay we get it im a useless trash bag thanks for reminding me
bananahead: ur not useless ur great for cuddles
sleepytiddy: seconded
2manyghosts: thirded
aizawa_shouta: stop loving me im trying to be relatable
bobthebuilder: he's what the kids call, edgy,
aizawa_shouta: shut the fuck your hell
sleepytiddy: subject change but toshinori has been writing for the past three minutes
sleepytiddy: honey are you okay
mallsight: sc ren SMal fingre bi g
2manyghosts: are
2manyghosts: re you
2manyghosts: youre shitting me
bananahead: IM HOLLERNIG
aizawa_shouta: i know we can hear you
bananahead: lies!! lies and slander!!
aizawa_shouta: MOVING ON everyone change ur nickname because i will NOT have my students interact with someone called sleepytiddy
sleepytiddy: i feel called out
bananahead: wow i wonder why
sleepytiddy changed nickname to yamada is a bitch (Midnight)
aizawa_shouta: nemuri i am begging you
yamada is a bitch (Midnight): fiNE
bananahead: youre so fuckign rude fight me
sleepytiddy changed nickname to mistery görl (Midnight)
aizawa_shouta: acceptable
aizawa_shouta changed nickname to Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)
bananahead: cmon babe dont be like that
bananahead changed Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead) 's nickname to caterpillar man (eraserhead)
caterpillar man (eraserhead): take me by the hand
mistery görl (Midnight): shouta memed!!
2manyghosts: very rare!!!
mistery görl (Midnight): screenshotted, saved, fed to the demon living in my sink,
bobthebuilder: i cant even get one day of peace. one day
bobthebuilder: is that too much to ask for
2manyghosts: everyone quiet toshinori is typing
bananahead: and still typing
caterpillar man (eraserhead): aaaand he's still typing
bananahead: when will toshinori yagi return from war
2manyghosts: press f to pay respects
bananahead: f
mistery görl (Midnight): f
2manyghosts: f
bobthebuilder: f
caterpillar man (eraserhead): f
caterpillar man (eraserhead): he's still typing
mallsight: H OW CHAGNE NAME
mistery görl (Midnight): HSFDGHJSGFJ
bananahead: im going to cry
mistery görl (Midnight): oh honey dont worry i'll come over in 10 to help you
bobthebuilder: oh hes typing again
2manyghosts: u can do it we believe in you
bananahead: all might! all might! all might!
mallsight: NEMRU THANK
caterpillar man (eraserhead): hizashi is crying
caterpillar man (eraserhead): the cats are very concerned please stop the beef man
caterpillar man (eraserhead): toshinori yagi for the love of god please stop typing or hizashi will throw up his own stomach
mallsight: APO LGIEST
Category: Students, #general
enchilada (kirishima): IM FUCKING YODELING MIDNIGHT'S USERNAME IS SLEEPYTIDDY