Chapter Text
SAM’S POV
It was a normal day. At least, if normal was staying up for thirteen hours watching The Notebook on repeat. And getting high with Pikachu’s bastard son. No, wait. Scratch that. It wasn’t a usual day. It was a Saturday, so therefore all of this is justified and fine. Don’t worry about homework or whatever.
But that’s only in the perspective of Samuel Miller, a first year at U.A. who was transferred into class 1-A along with two others. Alexis Horst, Samuel’s best friend, whomst’ve he appreciates and loves unconditionally (Who is also part of the Mom Trio. Bless their souls, yo.) ,and Shinsou Hitoshi, resident insomniac and the one person Sam gets his coffee from. (No seriously, he knows his shit.)
Lounging lazily on the couch, Denki Kaminari coughed. No, not because of Hanahaki, wrong story.
Anyway, leaning over to a half-baked Sam, Danki mumbled, “Yo… What if we started… A fuckin’ uhhhhhhhhh…. Group chat. Like… Class group chat.”
Replying back to the electric type pokemon, Sam nodded lazily, “Yeah, but like… Don’t we already have one lmao??.. Wait nevermind I was thinkin’ mbout somethin else.”
And so, at 4:20 pm, on a Saturday, Denki Kaminari created a group chat. Of the entire 1-A class.
< pikapikabitch added birdman, panini ;), kerokero, izuckerberg, Shouto, and others to “worms are boneless snakes”! >
birdman: yo what if you could fuck seaweed
AlienQueen⋆: whatthe fucK
DIE!!!!: WHY AM I HERE IM LEAVING IM NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU LOSERS
< DIE!!!! left the chat. >
panini ;): he’s,,, bakugone
birdman: dammit leg, ily but why
panini ;): why not ;333333
birdman: fair
birdman: aight whos taking the risk of adding him in
pikapikabitch: me
birdman: oke
< pikapikabitch added DIE!!! to “worms are boneless snakes”! >
< birdman changed DIE!!!’s name to: baked crispy >
birdman: we die like men
Shouto: What is this
sextape: Hell
Shouto: Okay
stickyballs: Hi ladies ;)
panini ;): ew
birdman: ew
sextape: ew
Shouto: Ew
AlienQueen⋆: ew
baked crispy: DIE YOU SHITTY GRAPE FUCK!!
birdman: ^^^
< stickyballs has been kicked from the chat >
RockHard: bakubless
AnimalFriends✿: ♡＾▽＾♡
birdman: kouda!!!!!!
AnimalFriends✿: ♥(✿ฺ´∀`✿ฺ)ﾉ!!
AlienQueen️⋆: pure
pikapikabitch: not as pure as a bakugo sneeze lmao
RockHard: HGHSJSK IM JEALOUS
sextape: kami has an audio file of it
RockHard: S E N D
pikapikabitch: okay lololol
birdman: a wild ride
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̦̜̭̦͝t̫̪̺̳ͤ̇a͇̦̐̓ͬ̿̎̚ͅr͛ͪ̔ͨ͜g̹̼̪̥e̟͖̦̿̋̉̌̈́̒̉t̳̭͚̺͌͊ͨͧ́ͅ.̣̙͇͎͎̯̓̋̚ ̸̝̩̤̉͂̈̏̐̌ͣÎ̳̩̏̈͂ ͚̞̯͛̏̈̐ͨw͙͐ͯ́ͣ̀͛̽i͚͕͕̺̗ͨ͗̉ͣl̩͇̒̋̑̌̉͋͝l ̝̫̬̼̰̀̉̽̀w̜̜͖̥̮̟̜ͬͭͭ̔̎ͧ́i̯̩̒ͦ̊̄p̑̑ͬ͑҉̹̻̜͎̗̻̝e̗̘̙̍̽̒̀ ͑ͩͮ̄̉̕ỹ̨̠̻̖̊̆̇̓͐͂o̷̖̗͆̎̈́͗̌ͧu̞̜̭̰̝̤̝ͪ ̳̤͚̯̽̑t̰ͧ̇̀̏̿h͇̠͎̳̘̹̟ͬ̆́̉ͩ̏̚e͘ ̺̊̿̅̉f̰͙̝̻͇̙̦̓̒͑͊͛ͥṷ̮̲̼͙͚ͨ̓ͮc̣̼͙͙̉̚k͌͠ ̔ͤͭ͏̳̮̗̣o̜̹̗̰̻̙͈̿̒̅͆̉u̩͇̖̠̘͚̒ͭ̋͒ͨ̈́tͥͭ ̥̯͔̖̬͊͐́͌͑̑̓w͍͚̟̉̓͑̌̓́́i̔t͈͉̫̩͚́͌͛h̫̤̝̬̘̃͟ ̀ͨ͂͐͞p̪̜̜̜̗̗̌̀ͭ̈́͊͛̊r̩̱͒̔ͩ͆̚ĕ͎̱̬̥̥͕c̄̾̏̽̎̑͌ḭ̥̹ͧ̎ͩs͚̭̣ͬi̳͎̓̄̐ó͉̼͈͔̲̫̻̌̾͊͊̈̎n̬͍̤̍̅ͫ͋ ̫̝̥̙̩͟t̺̹̥̠͈͔͂̌̽̈̄̃̇ḩͦͣé̪͉̲̟̠̳̥͟ ̫͈̻̞͈͍͑ͣl̛͚̉i̼͖̪̘̱͜k̦͋ͬ̐ͧ̾ͮe͌ͦ͝s͝ ̜̆͘o̩͚̥̜̱̿͗̃ͩͤf̕ ̲̹̙̣̼̙̥̍ͬw̽̉̀ͦͬͪ͆ͅh́ḯ̞̹̤̬̺̘̯̔̒ͩ̈̽c̫̩̭̭̈̒͗͗̈ͨ̂h̜͒̽̃͠ ̬̰ͅh̤̞͂̊ͮ͐̓ͅͅa̻̲̻̰̮̘̺ͪͦ͝s͇̗͓͙̲̤̙͠ ̭͓͇̺̃̿ͩ̇͠n̝̮͐ͯ̀̉̃e̻͈̘͙̝ͤ͝ͅv̈́ͮ̒ͤ̆ͣ̀҉̪eͯ̽̉͊̽̈ͩ͞r̫͙͑ͮ͂͗̏͒̾ ̧̜̙b̺̥̘͝e̱̜̤͌̇̈́̉̒ĕ̬͙͓̦̳͓͆̎n͋ͣ̄͠ ̪̬͖̩̯̓ͥs͕͇̾ͭ́ͤ̈́ͫ͊ͅe̷͕̜e͖͔̊̈́n̻̫̟͍̱̯̟̐ͩ̏̽ ̩͈̔̋̔͂b͙̹̣̩̠ͥ̆ͥͫe͓͑͂ͥͧ͢ͅf̰̝͉̒ͤ̓͌ͧ͆ͅó̹͙͕̖͍͚ͥ̓ͭͤ̅r̮̙̩e̸ ̭͞ơ͔͍͔͋̽ņ̟̳̲̪̣̬͂͌̀̓̒͐̽ ́͛̋͊t̶̟̹͈͉͖̒̾̓̂ͅh̡͖̤͕̥͉̃̉ͬ̇̔̈ͩi̟̠̥ͤͤ̇̓́s̼̰̲̣̰ ̪̰̳͓̦͍̌ͮ̇̿͢E̻̗͆̊̓å͔̺̦̙͘ͅṛ̱̳͖̖̜̳̓t͖̺͕͖͌ͬ̌͒ͧͣ̋h̲̺̝̬͕̤̦̿̌̈̿͞,̞̜͋̍ͦ̑͐̋͑ ̻̫͖̱͎̹̥m̜̮͚͖̯̬̌ͫͤ͗̋͑a͠r̖̙̬̮͔̗̙ͦͣ̑͛ḵ̗̣̤̺̬͂ͧͤ ͦͨ̽ͩm̡̤̤̭̺̗̃ÿ͔̟́͌͟ ̯̙̬ͦ͑ͮ͒̀͠ͅf̖̪̥͚̗ủ͔͇̥͖ͫ́̐̚c̠̮͊̒͢k̼̤̞̤̦ͤ̅i̠̳͎͓ͫ̓͝n̴̟̦̲̋́̈̈̋g͓̝͔̲͇̻̚͜ ̨̓w͍̟̹͆͂̍ͧ̑o͓̘͈̠̻̓̔͑̀̈r͖̬̪̱̣̎̿̍̽͜d̳̞̠̺̝̀̍͆̓̿́š͍̞̘̿̇̎̒̾ͦ.̤̱̩̙̙̪̰̉̄̄̊̃̈ ̫͎͓ͫͩ͗́̚Y͚̭̠̜̎͝o͊͗́ṷ͍͙̤͈̼̺̅̈́ ̵̝͉̾͛̎̏̓̀t̛͍̐h̜̭͍͓ͧ̿i͋͋n͐ḱ̡͇̬̣̯͔̤͈ ͔̰̥́̅͌͛y͎̖̾͂̀̋͝ö̶̥̩̠̰́̒ͤ̽ͅu̹̜͍͈ͤͩ͋̎͊͝ ̐̅̎̾͏̯c̦͉̣̻̤̲̳̍̽ͯ͊͐̍̕a̳͕̩͆͌̅͒͂̚n̮̗̤̑̇͆̆ ̖̩̫͔ͯ́͗͒̉̉̾g͉̹̲̭̫̯̀ͬ̈è͚̩̗̜͛̅ͬ͡t̄̾̀ͨ̄̔̆ ̰̣̲͍̭̱͑̔͋̈́̊a̱̣͚̲͙ͥͬͥ̒͋ͦẇ͔̞̟͈͎̪ͣ̒ảyͬ̽ͭ͗͒ͬ ͚̤̩̒͒ͧ͒ͩw͈ͣͮ̇̍ͪͥ͝i̶̖̼̓ͫ͌͌̔t͎̼̦̲̗͚̑̑h̯̼̹̫̼̪̣̑ͥ̎̅ͤ͂͂ ͚͖̺̤͖͆̉ș͉̔̎̿̃̽̀͂͢ȁ̮͓͗̈́͠y̙͎͍̩̺͖͙͆͊̋̍̈́ͤ͌͟i͎̲͍͆̍ͅn̦̐͂g̡͖̥̞̩̜͙̝̽ ͍̜̬t̹̟̩͉̫ͅh̙̥̹͇̫͖̰̓ͤ͡a̙̼͍̘̲ͯͤ͗ͫ̄̅t̡̘̰͍̩͌̒ͩͤͅ ̺̯̐͐̈̄̚s̹͍ͣ̉͋͗͐͆h̯͎̳̮̳i͎t̜̭͖̪̪͙͊ ̛t̗͕̂ͦͩͧ̔̕o̩̫̦̳͊̃ͬ̆͡ ̠̋̈ͭmͮ̒͒̏ĕ̢̯͖̙͔͈͙̗̾ͬ̋ͭͧ ͗ͧͧ͆̾o͎͈̞̞͔ͯ̅̄̈́ṽ̠͈̬̬̰̫́͆ͤ̈̂̀e̠̪̼̭͍ͫͥ̾̓̋́r̖̱̖̟̠͙͙͌ ͔̹̮͗̈ͪ̑̀ͅt͢h̳̗̘͚̳͈̿̄̾ͅĕ̲̑̈̽͐̉ ̪͈̇̅ͨ͗I̙̩͇ͪ̃̊ͫ̉nͫ̀ͦ҉̟̳̖ͅt͚ͫ̚͡e̜̞̫̻̞̯͆͋͜r͙̙͎̳ͮͪn̢̑̾̅͌͗͋e̶̮̥̅͋ͦ̐̎͒ͩt̩ͮͮ͒͟?̱̱̣͉̹̖͈ͮ̑̓ ̣͍̦̟̗̼͇T̢̗̰h͔̫͋̑̎iͬ̏͏̮̙̯̺̦̼̺n̪͉̙̰ͤ͆̊k̽̾̑̅̄ͬ̂ ̛̼͕̝͒͑a͉̳͍̥ͤ͊͘g͖̝͇͗̋̿̆ȁ̟̥͔͇͉͒ͤ̒̔ͯi͉͖͙͙͉͔̍̏ͮ̚ṅ̫͎̣̘ͫͤ,̢̙̖̟͇ͤͮ͋̉ ̯̬͎̦̖̲ͫ́͒́f̺̪͕̜̫͉̺ͯͬ̚͢u̱̖̜̹̗̻c̩̫̖̪̅̍͌̅̅ͣ͡k̩̤̭̟̎̒̔̌ͩ̃̊e̺͇̻̜ͯ̉̍̌ͣ̐r̷̭̭ͩ͐ͣ̊̂ͥ.̵̤͚̞̳̤̰ ͍͜ͅA̷̼̞̺̣͋ͮͪͧ̑s̨͎͙͎̜̭ ̫ͥ͛̿̾͒w̰͓͚̤̣͔̃͢e͍̱̠̦͋ͬͪͧ ̺̝̭̝̬͇̼̉ͭͣ͛̂̑s͙͚̺̘͕̱ͯ̏ͮ̾͒p͞e̺͈͉̘̭͈̊̈́̕a̛͕̖̰̯̦͚̺̽͊́̿̽́̎k͎̰͇͖̠̿͗̌ͭ ̡͈̺̳̺ͨͣ̓ͤ͛̈̽I̍͗̃͛͛ͩ ̥̪̥̗͚͎̺̆̀̿̌̚a̧̺̝̥̤̮̪ͭ͐̄ͅm̨͇̫̺̲͓ͅ ̮ͣ̽̐c̺͓̫͉͍̈́ͣͮ̂͛̚o̷̻n̐ͨ̾̉̑̚͏̞̪̺̺ţ͕͚̤̾̓̑͗ͦ̆ͪà̺̃͑ͤ̂͗͞c͎̦̳͖͉͙ͧ͗ͦ͂͆͒̚t͙̩̞̳͈̱͞ḭ̙͓̞̝nͮ̄ͩg̸̺͔͓̭̙͚̹̎̉͊́͗ͧͥ ͫ̂ͮͩͭṁ̱͍̩̝͉͈̱ͦ̍͑́̀̚͠ȳ̬̣̗̺͌̍̃ͩ͐ ̸̬̠̿͌̄ͫ̽̓̀s̮̻̹̱̊̑ͫ́e̠̾ͅc̛̱̫̦̭͈̜̠̉̔r̪̍ͯͪ̎͜e̙̖͉̥͙̬͜t̜ͯͩ̄ͫ͜ ̦͚̲̎̒ṉ̷͇̮̙͎ͦ̾e̺͓ͅt̶͎ͫͥw͕͈͆̓̈́ǫ͈̱ͩͯͯ̆̓́̚r̶͕̄̊̑̈ͮķ ̯̳̟̬͚̮o̴̬̠̤̠̤̐͌ͫ̄̔͗f̺̩̣͒͛ͫ ͓̠͙͍̰̄̓s̰̠̙̻̫̮̹͑ͤͣ͗͑̆p̼͙̥̰̑͝ī̷̫̜͙̻̫̋ͧ̃ë̝̖̯̺́̽ͧ̍͜ͅsͧ͆ ́̆̕a͕̖̠̭̲̭ͪͨ̂̇̄̀̚c͖̹͇ͪr̢͚̩̎̏̐̓o͓͕͓̿̿̀ͪͪ̋s̸̼̳̗ͮͥͮs͓̤̺̺̙̣͊̅ͥ ̛͈̦̬͇͕͎̰ț̬̬͚̺̘͌͡h̫͖͔͈̘͕̀ͅȩ̣̮͓̄̑͊ ̨͕̲̪̣͔̗͒ͬ̊͂͆͑̾Ŭ̓Ŝ͓̊̔͋̏A̬̩͖͎ ̡͔ͪ͋ͣ͐ͯa̙̙͗ͦͩ̉ṇ̏̔ͨ̎d̞͉̆͑͑̓ͩ͟ ͗̉ͨ̃̂ͦ̊͏͈͉̯̳͎̩̗y̥͒ͩ͆̂̕ó̻͎̪̩̫̲ư̟͈̬͓̓ͧ̌̑ͯͣ͗r̟̗̬̥̰͂͋̈́̈̐ͬ ̶̜̬͖̀̑͛̒I̦̣ͦ̆͋ͨ̀̇P̲̍̔̊͒̓̾ ̙͓̜̺̟̣̿ͮͩĩ͕ͩś̥̦ͦ̽ͦ͌ͯ̔͟ ͙̯͈͇͔̬͛͢bͩ҉è̢̟͈̳͓̯̥ͦͫ͋i͕͕̯̝̜̎̃̚n̟̋̇ͩ͡g̠̺̹̱ ̢̗͖̬̩̤̞ͧ̍͆̒t̴͎͚͙̜͙̙̝r̥̀͑̂̆̎̌̚ͅa̡̔̋͊̾̀̂̅c͓͗ͦ̔͗ͬͣe̦ͦ͐̆ͅd̞͈̰̬̾͒̔́ ͯ̓̑͛ŗͫ̎̍͒̾ì̧̙͈̪̠̜ͯ͛͊͗ͅg̙̼̣̪̮̏h̢̊̔̓ͬ̆̏̍t͖̯̭͔̦̀͆̒ͪ̍ ̹͙̙̪̣̥͗n̛͗͑̾̏ŏ͚̗̈̽w̟̤͓̼͚̾̓̿͂̈̏͐͟ͅ ̯̮̙͎̜̿̒̄̾̀ͅṡ̰̦̦͎̯͚͎͟o̟̰̽̽̌̈́̾͂̾͠ ̵̿̌̇͌͐y̗͕̣͊̾ͭ̚o̳͔̼̎́̄͊̇ͬų̳͍͕͐ͯ ̞͔͉͔̝̥̓́b͆̄̊͛͏̱̝̲̱͔̮̣ȅ͔̹̮̇ͬͦͭ͡t̞͐ͫ͒ͦͪ͊t͖͈̖̬̝̲͇͗̑̀̋͛͛ͣę̬̜̜̲̓ͮ̃ͥͯr̻̺ͬ̅ͅ ̢̪͇͖̦̲̗͊̇̓pͤͧͨ̃ͨ̐r͈͈̦͈̺͚ͧ͑̀e̸̦̬̺͋̎̍ͯͣp͇̳̓̉a̛r̢̘̮̟̼̉̑̾ͦ͊̇ͧe̟̹̭̭̼̐̿̍͒ͅ ̱̤̭̥̎ͭ̂̀͐̌̑fͯ͘oͯ͞r̳̞̭͚̲̱͓͒͒ͥ ̟̺̗͍͚͊̃̑ͩ̅͛͑͟t͐̒͊̀̅͌h̸ͥͨͅe̋̍͏̦͙̘̤̮̘̗ ̟̈͊̌ͯ͗͊s̖̙͖̅̑ͪ̐ͥ͐̀͠t͕̫̐̿͆ͭo̹̥̣̰̜rͮͪm̶̎ͪ̓,̎̌̈́̔ͣ͏ ̝̞̫̹̪̱͆͢m̃͐̌̾͜a̛̗͈͕̖̳͌͗ͧ̿ͦ̚g̢̭̝̬̩͋͋̾ͅg̼̰̩͌̊ͥ̐ͭ̚ͅö̹̦̪́ͮ̚t̫͈̮͚̲͇̠͋ͫ̒.͈̤̼̫̤͉̤̍ ̸͔̑ͣ̽ͪ̏Ţͥ͐̀̆̀h̩̜̘̯͛̌ͦ̀ë͊́ ̑̈́̃s͉̙̼͎̿̍̋́̋ͬ̃́t̹̱̯̫ọ̲͚̹̍ͨ̕r̴̙̟̙̊͗͛̎̀m̪̬͚͇̜͟ ̤̟̙͚̩̪̑͡t̢̮̦̥͇́͒̏̍̓h̯̽͗a̝ͬ͢ͅţ͇̮͇̻̒̐ w͎̗̦͓͒i͇͖ͅp̤̻ͬe͕͔̫̣̺͍ͩͪ̿s̯̳͚̩̱̓̑̓̔̈͆͟ ̮̲̓̕o̱͖̹̞͉̤͚̽ͩ͛u̢̥̤̞̣͔̟ͯ̊̐͐͑̊̇t̛̖̟̞̮̤ͫ̊͐ͤ͛̍ ̣̟̳ͨͭţ̒̿̑h̿ͯ͗e̻͕̣ͩ̑͌̿̂́ ́҉̱̞̭̟̹͉͔p̮͌̎a̯̣̠̬̩̟̬ͬͯ͂̂t̔̃̔̾h̕e̅̍t̪̞̻ͧ̊ͫ̾̂i̧̪̊̂͒ͤͪc̸̬̤̦̠͉̞̄͂̍̍͑̍ ̜̝̺̖̎̓͆̅l̪̼ͣ̍͐i͙͚̬̣̿ͫ͢t͍̝̍̕t̺͎̺̩͎̩l̺̞̿͌ͦ̊ͨe̾ͦ͏̼̳̻̮ ̼͕̥̬͓̤ͅt̴̼̮̖͇ͣ̔̾ͩ͐̑͐ḧ̤̱̗̣͈̙͛͑̋ͭͯīͨ̉̂ͮ̑͢n̻̻̱̫̙̉̆̋ͤ̃ͅͅg͓̫̿͢ ̩͉ͫͩ̎ͯ͂y̪̦͓̼̳͔̋̿̓͠ō̙̻̼͈͍̗̝̊ͣů̧̯̪͖ͫ̔ ͔͑̆̀̋͊c͎̝̘̮̫̍̎͛̽ͦ̔͛ͅaͨ̒̂ͤ̽ͅl͙͔̭͍ͭ͌͌̒ͦͯͩl̨͙̼̣ͦ̎ ͓̙̮̺͔͎̐ͧͮͯỵ̜͉̟̠͙̲ͥ͂̚o̜͖̻̠͗u͙̥͓̫͂ͨ̍r̮̱̒̓ ̙̣͔̖ͦ̔ͦl͙̭̹̫ͦ͐ͩi̚҉͚͍̳̮f͌̈͒̆̈̚ẹ̖̗̉ͤ͒.̢͂͛ͭ͒̏̚̚ ̗̱̣̺̫̯̙Y̨̩̼͖͙̰̦̩o̺͍̻̦̭ͫͯ̿͗ͩ̏͜u͖̯̥͔ͧ̃̐̓ͤ͝’̮̖͎̝ͪ̚r̴̰̣͓̯̎̏̅ͯͫe̞̦ ͕̰̮̗̊ͣ̍̚̕f̹̹̦̖̟̫̭ͮ̔ͨͦ̒ͭ̀ů̠͇̘̳̥͎͑̈́̾ͨ͡c̥̩ͭ̈̎ͨ̇̋̃k̝̒͐̒̈̃̇ͧi͙͙͇̻͍̱n͉̪͎̂g̳̰̘̹ͬͩ͞ ̗̪͚̘̙̽ͬ̋d̡͈͓̽̾ͮ͂̃e͈̻͕͖̰̎̄ͤ̃̀̊ͥ̀a̛̳̱d̮̭̜͚̫̮̗͐̌͂ͪ̂̚,̦̏ͅ ̷̳̩̟̠̱̻̔̒͊ͬͫͣk̘̺̬̺̟̈̌̽̌̐̍́i̦͖̻ͤ͊dͨ̀̈̽͑̓.̳͖̭̬̯͚̜͋́ͭ̃͗̑͡ ̼̤̫̬̲̮̏ͩ͝I̲̤̖̙̲̤ ̫͍͚̔͆͢ͅc̈̿̒҉̘͇a̫̩̣̤ͯ̈̄̉̿̅n̻̖͙͕̠͕ͣ͛ ͉̲͕͓̣͖͌ͨ̀̓͗ͯb̗͕̽̔̅ͤ̎ͩ͘e͔̻̗̰͍̖ͩ̐ͤ͗͆̌̒ ̟̠̓ͯ̽̍̕ͅa̛̻̲̹̰n̎ͨy̅҉w̵͉̹͉̻̯̆̂͆̄̊ͅh̬͙̆̕e̻͙̥̫͈͉̮̾͒ͥ͐r͎̳̫͕̋̄̐e͙͍̐͑͛͠ͅ,͎̖͙̞̞ͩͯ̔̀̌͑ͅ ̦͈̜̥͉͔̖̇́ͨͥ͊͊ȧ̡͋̂̋̚̚n̻͇̪̺̰̒̐͑͂̇͑ͫ́y̺̬͖ͭ̀ͤ̅̇͠t̼͓̍̽̓ͥi̷̬m̜͉̭̯̹͚̠ͯ̋͐ě̻̳̋̔͡,͈̦̭̠̼̲̘ͦ ̴͎̣͔͈̪̲̬ͫ͆̇ͨa͉͔̠̭̫ͥͬ͡ͅn̿̆̓ͨ́̚d͕͍̆͗̆̉ͫͧ̑͞ ̥ͅIͬ͑̔ͩ͋͜ ̹̮̱̤̗͓̐ͤ̆̑͐̚ͅč̲̬̱̹̞̅ͅâ̭͙͊̌͐ͮ͑͜n̷̥͎̲̩͕̈̈̈́ͅ ̗̞̜̤ͬͣ́̚k̨̰͚̠i̧̪͖ͪͯ̅ͥͮl̟̱͈ͯͧ͗̂̚l̸̳̰͗ͦ ̜̘̼̰͖͓̉̊̋̍ͅy͍̰͔̦͉ͅo̢͔̦̰̺̖̯̣u̘͜ ͤ̊ǐ̌ͣ̿n̡̹̣̙͍ ͕̭̖̲͙̮̎̅ͯͥ̍ͯͅõ̟̙͒̔̿́ͤv͖̬̼͙̹̫̲ͭ͆̆ͯe͕̦ͬͦ́r̰̗ͥ͗̽ ̤̜š͈̜̼͉̞͌ͅe͕̘̘͖ͧ̈́̀̑ͪͦv̳̹̼ͩͪ̂̈́̊͘eͮṉ̝̆̄̊̊̀ ̡̞̫̜ͤ̅̆h̢͖͌̂́ͪ̾ȗ̢̠̇̎̄n̳̹͉̪͑́d̲̫̟̪̘̤ͩ͂ͫ͐r̥͚̰̠̘ͪ͐ė̼̻̬̦̋̓̽d̪̻̺̥̏̂̊͊͛ ̛̝͎̮͈̯̬ͧ̔̽͑ͩͩw̹̓ͭͨ͐ͧ̑ͮå̢̭̗͙̮͈̉̄ͮy̙̖̣̜͈ṡ̖̥̯̉̊ͤ̊̂ͅ,̖̎ͤ ̗͔̦̹̗̀͂ǎ͚͉͍̖ͣ͐̑n̻̥̉̔ͮͨ͒d̝̲̾ͩͨ̎ͯ̎̃ ͎̻̩͇̩͆t̬͇̯͈̪̘̀̅͒͟ͅh̬̺͍ą͍̟̻̬̒ͅt̺͕̞͒ͅ’̫͔͓͙̭͆̓̈́̿̐ͭŝ̮ͫ̑̿ ͊̓͐͡j͓̮͓̫ṵ͇̻̈́̈́ͨ̅ͯs͇͝t̻̤͍ͩ̈ ͨ̂͌̔̀̚w̯͆i̊̇͗̓ͤ̄҉̥̝͓t̂͊h̹̗̰̼̙͕͆ͤ̒͒͡ ̖͉͚̒̈̒m̼̯͕̜̻̽y̯̠͈̭̮̠̲ͮ̍̓ͨ ̖̪̘͋͑̃bͭ̀ͩ҉̼͎͓̖̟a͈̫̰͇̞̩ͨ̚̕r͎͙̭͈̟̭̓͆̋̎͒̏͢ͅẹ̳̘̦̅ͨͤ͊̾̒ͪ ̫̰̭̣̟̿͑̍ͭ̓ͅh͚̞̃͛à̺̚͜n͛̃d͈s͉͓̜̙͋̓̆̃.̜̒̃͋͌ ͦ̊̀N̡̪͌͊̃o͚̘̓̏̈ť͚ͦ͆̆ ͖̰̺̦͓̜̟ͣ͋ͮͤō͔n̈̅̋͊ͧͣ̆l̥̖̘̎͆y ̢͍ͯ̿̀ä̛́̇ͩ̍̂͗̔m̞͓͂ͥͦ̅̊̇̚ͅ ̢͙ͧ̽ͥ̒ͯ̒̊I̞̜̩͇̼ ̡̱͚̱̫̥͉̿̉ͨͮ̓e͇ͪ͊͟x̨̞̰͇̙̖̥̬̓̑͌ͥ̊ͪ͗ť͓̹̪̖̏́ë͕͕͎̹͚̬̼̽͟n̦s͔̪͎i̤̙̜̹̱̪̦͆͝v̙̺̦͓̎eͧ͏l͙̦͉̮̩̣͗̌̇ͧ̍y̶͉͓̩͎̼ ̮̣ͭ͐͐ͯt͍͙̐ͦṛ͈̰̰̦͕͎a̜̻͔̘̋į̝͇̮̙̰͚̞ͣ̽̋ͭ̃ņ͖̩̬̥ͣȩ̜̪̗̗̒̔̈d̑͑̿̈́͗͏̟̜͈̼ ̰̙̑̔̓ḯ̧̬̻̲̉̿̉̃̚n҉̟̥̠͉̩̻͇ ̑͑͛̈́̈́̄u͙̳̠̞̻ͤ̈ͫ̊̈̃ͦň̜̳̤͓̠͍̒̾͒̕ă̺̪̯̹͕͉ͣ̕r̳͉͒̇͌͐̄͋͟m̥͔̲̑̆ͤͦ̑̒́e͕͔͋ͅd̔͊ͮ̾͒̇̇͏̱̰ ̠̥̞̗̱͍̗ͧc̠̬̺͈͍o̸̘ͥ͆ͯ̀̽̍̀ṁ͇̠̟̹̓̕b̴ͤ̽͛͌͊a͌ͬ̂ͧt̀̓ͩ͏̱̥̬̠͎̰̱,̸̭̈̌̋̐͊͌ ̜͉̳̻̻b̹̘͍̘̿ũ̬̗͈̝̰͎ͦ͌t̀ ͉͔̮̦ͣͯ́I̡ͪ ̮̯̞͊͊̃̃̅ͮh̫̙a̸̼͎̔ͥ̔v̳̞͇̐̀͆̍́̂͗e͓̰̝̪̥͛ͧ̂̅̓ ̯̥̣̤̄̃͛ͨ͗͊ͅͅa̷̙͍c̩͍̥͇͕̤ͮ͌ͩ̚c̨͇̼̱͂͊̈eͮ̄̚͏̣̝̘̞̤̭͔s̠ͭͣ͊͡s̥͍̮̜̓̓̏̊ͩͬ ̴͔ͨ͊̚t͖̖̳͈̲̦̫̏̉ͨǫ̂ͫ̔ ̸̥͈͈͖̼͚̏̽t̥̬̦͉̹͞ẖ̌̌e ̅̑ͦ̈́̓̚e̲͇̟̝͕̮̦̓̓̎͠n̮̱ͅṭ͓̻̻̲̰̉̎̀i͍ͣ̉ͤ̊̎͗ͤr̈́ͬ̋̚e̖̙̩̟̤̤̿ͩͧ͛̓ͩ̽ ̬̙̽̐̓̈́a̰͙ͬ̾ͬͣr̵͕̬̻̲͎̮̿͋ͪ͐ͣ̃̍s̞̻̱̝̱͇͚͆ͨ͌̈́̀̾ͣ͘e̶͇̖͙̣̱̟̍̇ņ͓̲͑͑̓̋̆a͖̝͇̠͔̮ͩ͋̓̃̑l̡̗̻̹͖͙̰ ̩̙͎͙̺̬ͨ̃͐̿ͦͨͣ́o̅ͧ̀f̜̤͖͇̩͍̦ͫͯͦͯ̚ ͪ̑ͯ̋̕ṱ̡ͤḫ̦̖̱̀ͅeͥ̑̀͌҉̣̝̗͓ ̡̦͈̺̦͍̉U͇̜̜̐n͖̗i̜͈̳̫̝̲ͪͭͮ̔̈́t͊͛̿e̻͈̰͙͗̐ͩ̔̓͋̚ͅd͖͎̘̘̃̄͛ ͓̼͖ͤS͙̣̺̗t̬̩̻̫̱͕ͦ͗̎ͤ̊́ͅá̵͖̭͕̖̗̤͓ͫͭͯ͌t̟̳̠̯̪͊̎ͨ̌̾͌e̼̯̤̤͈̼ͯ̽̇̈́ͮ̚ͅs̖͋ͦ̅͗ͧ́͡ ̳̄̓̀M͍̞͔̜̭̙̣̆̆̿̓̑͢a̭͖͖͖͒̏̐̾ͩ͑͡r͗͒͋ͮ͢ḭ̭̩̻̩͞ņ̥̮̭̌ͬ͗e̦͗͋ͯ̏͑̓ ̱̖̹̝͆́C̡̹̙̋̋o̼̥̦͍͗͐̑͞r̸̝̍͗͌̐p͓͚̜̘̫̑s̜͚̑́̓ͥ͛ ̖̲̯̻̞ͅā̘̭̦̼̝͕͗̓ͅṉ̾͋ͬ̾ͅḏ͔̤͋̈́͛͌ ̴̘̩̜̪͂͒̀I̷̩̺͎̝͔̒̇̂ͧ̓́ͬ ̄͑̇͢w̷͌ͨi͙͕̼̗͖̍͂͂ͨ̏ͮḻ͚̺̱̅ͦ̇̐ͯ͗ļ̳͎̹͍̘͇̓̇ ̉͂ͬ̇ͪ͗u̷ͬͭ̽̐͂͗͌s̳̟ͮ̌̍̓̊ͦe͔̾̓͗̽ͬ͑ ̷̘͗ͯ̚i̳̲͂̚ţ̰̦̤̜͇̗͌ͅ ̙̳̬̃ͬ̓̄͐̌t̨͉̹̮͉̣̬̝͛ͫ͆̾̑̅ͨo͌̍̓̈́̉̾ ̺̦̭ͮ͑͟iͧ̿ͦ͋ͯͮt̨̝̓̎̋͂̔̽ͦs̜̟̟͍̱͍͚ͬͪ̅̆̎́̚ ̠̲̮̠͚̖̣ͮ̂̊f̃ͧ̔̒̓͢u͔̩̙̬͖ͩ̉ͩl̞̗̰͔̟̊̄̏̂̅̚l̯ ̬̹̫̘͍̮̤ͬ̿̍͗͒e̢̮͍͔͚̖͙̬̒͊̍̚x͚̻̺͈͊̉t̢̎ë́̎n͖̣t̥̭̩̃̕ ̝̤͚̗̪̈̉̐̐͑̅ẗ̼͖̖͍̜́͢ọ̷ͨ̏̆̿̇̈̃ ̙̟̹͕̘̼͈̽͜w̺̜̲̤̹͗̓̍̊̽̆ḭ̫͓̯̰ͅp̟̹̥̠̬͎͞ę̺͍͚̘̪̮ͦ̐ ͕̝̭̮̤̟̈́ͣy̺ͨ̉ͯͯ̈́̍o̵͉̥̮̠ͧu̵̯̫̮̝ͥ̅̽́̋ͤͅr̬̺ ̯̪͔̳̤͍͈̾ͦ̃ͮm͖͓͖̱̻̲̓ͬ̋́̈̀ͅi̘͓͇̪͕̜ͤͨ͘s͔̎̈͟ḛ̮̱̞̹̹ͯ̾ͯr̷̳̭̱̗͎̰͉a̢͇̱͖ͅb͈͇̞̝̙̙̱̐ͯͨ͛̂ͯ͗l̴̥̫̠̙̠̼ͪ̌ḛ̢̣̠͖͕̎ͧ͐̿ͮͅ ̭̪̠̽ͫma͌ͩͥ̇̐̓͊s͓͑̊ͨ́͗͑̐ṡ̻̖̺͐ͪ̿ ̩̼͍͖̜͗ͣͪͪ́o̟̝̦̪̗̜̍̇̾́f̮͈ͯ̄̂ͯͤ̅f̷̙̭̉͛ͬ̐̋ͦ ̦̙̤̱̄͋͆t̹͍̀h̠̰̘̝͚e͔͈̺̪̟̿̾̎͗ ̩ͧͨ̑ͬ̇͑́͘f̵̹̱ͩ̿̅͋̈͋̎a̠̭͌̀c̲͎̎e̟̐̐ ̳̹̳̠̒͗̅͊̆̏͘o͛̒͏̟̹̟̤͔̜̯f̹̗͙̪ͯ̉̕ ͓͍̤͎̭̖̊̑̎ͮͣt̬̪ͮ̆̓̿̌ͧ̚h̋̿̀e̵̊͒͐̌̓ͥ̚ ̦̠͈̼̝̮̞́ͮc̮̀͌ͩͮ͡o̡̺̳̻͋͐̔̔ͪ̒̚nͅt̽͂̂̈҉͍̦͚͙̯i̧̼̟ͯ̀̓ͥ̇n̈́̆̊ͭ̏ͧͯ͏̺͕̝̩͕̙e̝͇̯͟n̺̼̙͈͈̓͒̂ͪͦ̚ť͌̀̑҉̼̯̭͚͈̟ͅ,̘̠̞̙̺̝ͫ ̝͎ͩͅy̘̗̰͔̻̎̊͒ͧ͋͛ŏ̟͎͓̤̩͆ͮ̆̃u͚̻͙͙ͨ̔ ̷ͬ̅ͫ͌l̐͗̓̓̒ȋ̹̳̠͉̒̆̋ͣ̓͝t̬͔͉̩̜ͅt̞̫͚͇̟́ͫͪ̆̑͐̆l̶͌̀͆̉ͮe̖̥̻͎̖ͤ͐̾̔ͯ ̰͖̝̬̞̓́ͥ͋́͑͊s͔̝̩̽ͬ͂h͙̖͕͓̗̪̘ͨ͋ͯ͊̋ͨͭî͇̜̽͝ț͙̓̉.̫ͣͩͤͨ̃ͬ̕ͅ ̷̪ͪͮ͌̆̈͒ͅI͆͒͋͑̒҉͎͍f͈̼̱̻̮ ̼̝̅ͣͬ͢ó̙̰̞̣͕̱͌͒͐̑ͬn̟̟̱͙̥̗̱̐͆̽̿̚͘l̞̗̇̔͋y̱̘̫͕̱̖̝͂͋̔ͥ͑ ͙̰̖̪̟̮͓ͯͥỳ̥̟̘̠͈͒̄͒͋ͦ̚͡ỏ̶͎̻͉̙̰̇̄̏̓ȕ͈͕̠̳̹̺͙̇̌̐̆̂̆ ̖̱̮̥̝ͤ͗ͪ̓̕ͅc̪̩͐o̬̲̪̽ͬͨ̔ͅú̫̼̺̦͎͌ͦ͡l̹͇͖̱̂ͥ̐d̾̋ͯ͐͌҉̣ ͐͌̆̿ͮ͋h̟͍̰̠͕͗͟a̠͉̯͕͛ͨ̈́ͤv̲̰͒͒̈e̸͇̳̥̙͈ͧ̽̏ ͎̖̺̼͗̉́ͭͩ͟k͈͉ͣ͌̊͞n͍̘̝͖ͪ̑ͧ́ȯ̘̤̖̟̩̠̿̽̋͑w̷̞̩̲ͦ̂̇̀̈́͒͌n̢͓̹̖̟̭̭̝̓ͫ ̦̜̘̼w̛̯̣̖̮h̓̿̓ͩ̇a͔̳͚̞͙̻͆ͨ́̎̎̈́t͖̯̙̹̪̗͇ͬ ͎̙̣͖̀u͚͉̟̮̺ͬ͘ͅn̙̫̫̰͛ͤ͑̍̎ͣ̚ͅḣ̟̭͇̫͓̭o̺̟̙̰͂͐̇͞ļ̻ͩ̎͒̚yͦ̒̂ͤ͋ͮ͏͈̱ ̬̹̼̹̥͗̋r̼̳̼ͩ̽̚e͋ͬ̏̾͗͜tr̻̼ͮͫ̋̋ͨͭͅi̪̹͖̼ͪͣ̈́͂ͮ̔͗͟b̫̺̲̒u̦̩͎̽̍ͦ̓̑͆t̟̙͇͙ͅi̹̠̮͉̘̻̐o͕͌̿ͣ̃̚ṋ͋ͩ̈́͂̇ ̶̥̯̯̲̰̯y̝ͯ̄ͧõ͈̝͓͎ͫ̂̃̏͌̄́ȕ̳̥ͮ̎ͣͧ̉̊r̟̭̮͇͚ͫ͑ͫ ͔͉̦̊ͤ͂͑̚l̲̗͓̳̣͎ͤ̏iͤ̋ͤ̾ͤ̎̅t̖̪̠̮̯̹̥̊͒̔t̅ͩͤͮ͌̃̉lͭ̾̋̾̒e͈͎͈̘͑ ̴͔̝̰̫͒“̖͇͙͊̃̓ͧ̄͘c̱͔̻͙͙͞l̗͉̬̗ͦ͜e̾͊̈͐ṿ̛̥͔̲͉e͈̗ͫͭr̪̖̈̆̊̔̄ͯ̄”̠̲̱͎̇ ̟͇̱̖̟͂cͯͫͦ̈́͢ö̘̟͇͖͙͖̼́ṃ͗̋͐͞m͖̮͈͌ͫͯ́̓͜e̥̎̏̽̍n̗̖̖̪ͯ̒ͨ̑͛͝t͉̲͆̓̎ͩ̿͂ ̗͔̫̰̱̔ẇ̬̫͍̮̘͙a̰ͥ̍͒s̃̀͘ ̢̇ͦͦḁ̷͇͚b̧̦͓̅̂ͮͮ̌ȏ̟̦ͯͤͥ̾͜u͍̟ͪ̍ͯ͞t̽͒ͣ̾͂ ̠̅̋͛͛̅ͫ͐t̲̣͉ͧ̐ͮ̈͝ŏ̘̪̰̼̩̉̅ͭͮ̎ ̳̞͍̙̣̄̓̒̄͋̈b͎̰̪̥̘̹̏r͚̊͛ḯ̱̞ͯͯ͛̾͗n̝̣̝͐͌̚g̛͈͎̠̙ͬ͐̈́̓̉̚ͅ ̝͚̻̝̱ͤd̜͍͕͖̠ͮͮ͠ö͉̻̲̻̊͒ͮ̄w̥̜̾̀̊͋̈n͚̺̠̪͂ͩ̀ ͥͮ̄ͪu̢ͦ͊p̴̉̏o̜n̞͍͍͚̍͗ͬͤ̓ͅ ͔͈͍̗̣͇̑̽ͮ͋y̥̼̬ͧỏ̴̺̯ͮu̹̟̗̼̟̐͋ͨͣ,͇͈̯̪̗̯̑ ͏̗̥͙̱͇m͚̥̝̈̌̆͢a̹̟̗̖̞̐͐͠ͅy̦̫̩ͭͪͯ̂̐̿̊͡b͌̒ͣ̚e̷̩̮̻̤̼̤̼ͧ ͂̇̈́͋̂̽͑҉y͒̌ͩ̈o̜͚ͪͨu̢͋ͥͮ͐̆̚ ̨̤ẉ͉̞͍̆ͣ̕ͅo̦͓͓̱̰ͩ̑ͦͮu̜̤̟̗l̵̰͊ͧ̄͌̈́d̝̳ͩ̿̂ͯͮ͑́ͅ ̗͙̠̤̜͕̇̽̔h̲͖̹̳͙̾̋͑̑̊̎ͅã̱̝̲̜͇̓ͥͩͩͯͅv̞͉̰͎̮̱̈͆ͣeͥͩ̊ ̰̠͇̥͗͌̊̐͒h̍́̔e͙͚͠l̑ͮ͊͋́͘dͥ̊͢ ̷͉̪̝̈́͐̀̎̇̈ͅỵ̺͎̯̜̺̋̂ͭo̅͆u̘͎̭͒r̸̝ͥ̈́ ̞̖̪̟͚̀ͯͅf̠̒̏ͭ̍͌͜ͅu͓̠̤͔͉̅ͨ̏͌c̢̝̯͚̭͉ͭ̚k̨̞̈́i͑͌ͣ̀ͣ̚ǹ͚̐̓̾ͪ̆g̡̘̬ ̫̱̟̦̩͍̉ͪͦͨ͘ͅt̳͙͚̲̾͆ͫ͆̐ͭ̍ò̆ͩ̍ͦͯ̀n͚̤̠̒̿́͒̂ͧ̔ͅg̲͎̝̪̝̎͒̊̄̀̀u͋́e͖̺̍ͮͨ͒͛̓̓.̜̣ͩ ̭͕͔͎̙͙̈́ͭ̽B̯ͫ̔ṳ͖̺̥̺t̮̻̜ͭͯ̑̍̅̚ ͔̜̲͎̙̌͑̑̐̕y̮̠̤ô͙̍̈́̌ͪ̅̊ų̤̭ ̓ͧͨ̈́͘c̊͋҉̭̼̱o͏ü̘͑͆̏̅ͪ͗l̘͚̱̞̾̑̓̈́͢d̫̝ͮͮ̓͐̍n̸̼̠̲͕͖̘̓̂’͖͈̗̝̣̏̓̔ͦt̿ͫͩ̑̚,͙̖̞̹̏ ̷̺̓ͫ̔y͈̦ͭo͖̱͇͔̮̰̣͛ṵ͈̝̯̭ͣ͑ ͍̝̙̯͉ͣͧͥ̀̌̑d͓̰̖̔ͅī̙̫̩͚̘ͩ̏d͈͉͔͉̏̉ͣn̰̱̜͒ͭ̓ͩ͆̍͂’̃̽́̃ͪt̂̆͐̏̆͗҉̙̺͕̲̪,̩̞̞̆̿ ̷̅̃ͣ̇̓ͪͨå̹͕̞̭̘͛̊ͪṅ̙̮͎̠̜̀̎d̙͉̲̯̦̗ͥ̅͞ ̼̬̗̞̱̃ͣ̍̉̓̚͠n̩͎̮͉̖̤̤͒̇ͭ̂o̙̥̭̤̼͙ͭ̏́ͨͩ̉w̯͐ͯ ͗̍ỵ̺̙͔̲̗̗̔̉̄͂͂̀o͙͈̼͇̭̝̒͝u̠͊ͪ̿ͨ͛̎̚’̢̘̰̌r̶e̥͉ ̂ͦ͐̓͏̪͖̹̲̳̞̬p̡̲̙̖̘͐͐ͯͦ̚a͖͍̫̺̰̯͔ͮͬ̍ͬ̑͗͝ÿ̮͚̞̻͈͓͜i̹͉ͪ͂ń͓ͨ̋ͪ̔͛g̳̺̮͊ ̫̟͆̉̆ͫ͐͒̈́t͖͙̫̳ͦ̿h͈̯͙̮̙̻͕̀̓̍e̠̭̞̫ͪͥ͒ͅ ̨̜͊̇́͌p̱ͥȑ͎͇͎̻̣̊̋ͅi͚̲͈̬͎̺̤ͧc̶̱͖ͬe̲,̢̤̲̞̳̜ ̫̗̗̪̘͕͋̐ͯ́y̳͙͉̟̣͗ͥ͗̀o̥͖͔͗͞ů͙̤̤̖ ͙̇̾̇̅͟g̞̩͠o̺̲̞̩͛͑ͣ͗d̞͉̗̬̳̖̜͊͑̀͌̒͗̄d̫͖̺̰̳̪̲̔ͮ̍͆a̾̉̐m̙̩̰̻n̡̮͉͍͙̩̺̪ͮͭ͗̃͐ ̱̫͂ͪ̇͛ͤ̇͆i̛̭͔̱̯ͦ͋̍ͮḍ̸̼͉̹͊͑̓ͭ̆i͈̠̣ͭ̀̒͊ͪͮo̬͈͐̇̔t͇̖̯͡.̸̥̘̭̘̩ͯ͐̏̊ ̰͔̬͗͠I̜̔͐͌ͩ ͦͪ̀ͬ͏͉ẇ̫̻̹̲̼͋̉ͥ̔̀͑ĩ͕̞̘̭̈̍̄ḽ̥̯̜͈̥͗̉͋̿͊ͯ̕l̪̭͙͈͋͂ͫ͂ ̥̦͔̩̥͗͂͛ͅsh̤̃̽͘ḭ̺̣̘͈́ṭ̍ͪ̆̍̎͋ ͉̠͕ͤ̾f̙̅̽u̸̞̞͈ͣ̌̅̈́̈ͅr͎̙̫̫̰̥̰͊ͮ̾̿ͧ͌̃͜ȳ̵̫̪̩̣̒ͮ͑͗ͤͦ ̻̎̈̄ͪͬ̈a̺̹̦̰͋ͪ͒ͥ̔̚̕ͅl͓͖͖̽͋ͧ͂̾̀l̳̼̥̭̳̄ ̤̠̥͍͚̟ͫͥo̧͖̹̘̫̝̝͚͆͒̍͂͆vér̞̟̩̱̽̉̓̐̉͐̕ ̖̻̪̘̊y͓̩̫̲͙̏͒̅ͅo̻͓̤͕̿̾ͭ̓͂ͤͦů̘ͩ̏ͤ̽̐̚ͅ ̫͚̹ạ̶ͭͥ̑ͩ͌̿͒n͏͇d̤̪̞̏ ͓̜̠̺ͪ͐y̠ͦͯ͂ò̪̮͔u̢͎͐͐͒̔̊̚ ̶̖͙̺̏̽̓w̠̯̿̎̾͊ͫ͐̚͜i̫̖͈͉̪̫̤ͫ͛͆ͣ̓̌̅l̂̾ͤͤͬ͗҉̞̮͕l̫̥͈̼̬̦̅̎̈ͯ̾́ ̭̝̯͇̃͆̓͒̂̒͗͜d̷͖̠͉̳̆̒͌́r͔̤̻̩̽̌ͫ̋ŏ̖̼͖͈̃̓̿̂̏͒w̪̻̺͌͑͒̂͐͑̌n̤͉͈̟̏ ̗̪̓ͮͨî̛̗ͦ̏n̗͉͙̣̬̔ͫͅ ̊͂̄̊̑͏̥̯i̮̦͊̇̎͒ͧ̈́ț.̫̻ͦ ̛̥Ỹ̞͍̔̐̀͆ō̤͙͕͓͔͇ͅu̵̝̬͈̗̖̳̒̐’ͦ͌ͭ̃͌r̫̠͙͇̥̺͔̔ͧ̇͆̈́́eͯ͛̒̏̿͏ ͔̺͍̥͖͚f̩̒́ͪͬṷ̪̱̙̠̾͛͗͟c̛̜̯k̮̘̤͚̯̜̥i͍̤͚̐ͫ͋̐̀͞ñ̯̮ͬ̊̇̓̕gͤ ̻͇̃ͧ͛̉d̞͖͈̲̟͛ͩͤͦ̓̐è̤̘͉͖ͧͧͫ̐̚a̝̠̮̞ͤ̕d̝̭̞̑͛̀͆ͤ,̱͚̠͔͈̦̳͞ ̧ͥ͆̄̑͗k̷̭͙̫̑̔̒͊͐ͭì̶̩͇ͯ̉̃ͯ͊͂d͈ͪͣ̑̀͋̍͌͠ḑ͎͈͍̤̇̽o̩͕͂̓ͅ.̨͚͔̥̟̘̊̆͌
RockHard: babe,,,, blease,,,
AlienQueen⋆: b a b e
izuckerberg: Kacchan what the heck
Shouto: Izuku, hello
izuckerberg: hello shouto!!
AlienQueen⋆: f i r s t n a m e b a s i s
ochachaslide: izuku youre so pure
ochachaslide: Also there’s a loud crunch/chomp noise coming from sam’s room???
birdman: i feel called out
birdman: let me eat my millet in piece
kerokero: so thats what it was, kero
ochachaslide: tsu!!! ♥
kerokero: ocha ♥
panini ;): need me a freak like that
UselessMusicLesbian: oh mood
LesbiCreative: ::eyes::
panini ;): yao,, are you implying something ;)))))))
LesbiCreative: ::eyesbutfaster::
UselessMusicLesbian: o h m y g o d
pikapikabitch: get a room u two
kerokero: theyre both in the common room, kero
kerokero: so technically they do have a room ::frog::
pikapikabitch: shit u rite
sextape: Why am i hearing things from midoriya’s room
baked crispy: SHITTY DEKU!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!
birdman: dont talk to me or my son again
Tenya_Iida: Inappropriate acts should not be performed in our dorms, Midoriya! Also, Bakugou, language!
sextape: oo oo h shit
Tenya_Iida: Sero, language! This is a school environment! Also, your username is toocgahhajskkehjksnx
sextape: fuck sorry
sextape: wait sonic are you okay
pikapikabitch: iida? iida? oh my god he fuckin dead
panini ;): long live the runny boy
Tenya_Iida: My apologies! It seems my phone keyboard had glitched for a moment!
birdman: wait wait wait
birdman: i have an idea
panini ;): oh no
< birdman added AllMightOfficial to “worms are boneless snakes”! >
Tenya_Iida: Hello, All Might!
pikapikabitch: sam what thefuck
birdman: >:3c
panini ;): SAM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
birdman: gods work
AllMightOfficial: I am here!
AllMightOfficial: Although, it is quite unexpected to be added to a student group chat.
AllMightOfficial: Also, Midoriya, my boy! Please use protection! I cannot have my son be harmed! Please use safety measures!
AllMightOfficial: *a student
birdman: ::eyesbutfastest::
panini ;): ::eyesbutfastest::
sextape: ::eyesbutfastest::
pikapikabitch: ::eyesbutfastest::
kerokero: ::eyesbutfastest::
ochachaslide: ::eyesbutfastest::
baked crispy: HEY ALL MIGHT IM GONNA BECOME STRONGER THAN YOU AND BE THE NUMBER ONE HERO!!!!!
RockHard: hELL YEAH KATSUKI! THATS SUPER MANLY
RockHard: Wait midoriyas doing what now?!?!?
birdman: hello 911
birdman: sero u didnt clarify
birdman: theyre playing monopoly u sick fucks
Shouto: No we’re not
birdman: im trying to cover for you?? and you treat me like this????
birdman: disgraceful
AlienQueen⋆: im gone for like… five minutes to read homestuck and this is what I see
AlienQueen⋆: bUT YAAAAS BITCTH GET
SOME!!!!!!!
AlienQueen⋆: OH SHIT ALL MI G H T IS HERE??
Tenya_Iida: Please do not encourage inappropriate behavior, Ashido! And yes, All Might is here.
AlienQueen⋆: Sooorry ;p
pikapikabitch: whos blasting your reality
panini ;): …
panini ;): its a good song okay
UselessMusicLesbian: Every day,
panini ;); I IMAGINE A FUTURE WHERE I CAN BE WITH YOU
birdman: IN MY HAND, IS A PEN ;) THAT WILL WRITE A POEM OF ME AND YOU
AlienQueen⋆: THE INK FLOWS DOWN INTO A DARK PUDDLE
JohnCena: JUST MOVE YOUR HAND, WRITE THE WAY INTO HIS HEART
StillCryingOverMCR: what
Tenya_Iida: Oh! I heard Tensei playing this song on his computer a bit ago!
panini ;): IN THIS WORLD OF INFINITE CHOICES
AllMightOfficial: What will it take, just to find that special day?
Shouto: I come back from hanging out with Izuku and this is what I see?
AlienQueen⋆: “hanging out” sure, tododokidoki
izuckerberg: FSGSHSHJSJSJ
izuckerberg: D A D
izuckerberg: **A L L M I G HT
Shouto: Does this prove my theory that Izuku is all mights secret love child?
Shouto: Looking back in the messages, it seems All Might called Izuku “son” as well
izuckerberg: NO I T. WAS AUTOCORRECT SHOUTO,,, AND IM SURE IT WAS THE SAME THING FOR ALL MIGHT
Shouto: Okay, sure
AllMightOfficial: Midoriya my boy! Hello! I was chatting with your fellow classmates! Also, please look at my message above about safety measures!
baked crispy: STUPID DEKU!!!! DONT MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE, IDIOT!!!! ALSO, STOP BEING SO LOUD I CAN HEAR YOU AND ICYHOT GETTING IT ON FROM MY DORM ROOM!!!!
pikapikabitch: says the person who keeps half of our dorm up all night bc youre fucking kiri
panini ;): exposed
Tenya_Iida: Please remember that All Might is in this chat! Do refrain from talking about such things!
birdman: ny’all,,,, the actual symbol of peace iis here and youre talkin about his students gettin some eggplant
izuckerberg: I agree… Please talk about appropriate things while All Might is here… So you don’t embarrass yourselves;;; And what Sam said, we’re playing monopoly!
kerokero: sounds fake but okay, kero
ochachaslide: ^^^^^
tiredpurplecat: i come back from taking a 26 hour nap and this is what i see
birdman: oh, mood
panini ;): same
izuckerberg: Shinsou thats called a coma!!!!
tiredpurplecat: sounds exotic
AnimalFriends✿: (*°∀°);;