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pika pika, bitch: whats up cumsluts
warriormale: we're really,,,,,, not
fuckass: sup shitstains
sticky: ayo dog fuckers
warriormale: WE'RE REALLY NOT???
pika pika, bitch: anyways dog fuckers its fma day so whos crying with me
just the (pinky) tip: BITCH IM COMING OVER
sticky: im so ready for Depression™
warriormale: yknow i dont think the “dog fuckers” works since we're talking bout fma heRE
pika pika, bitch: O YAH U RITE
warriormale: HHH NEVER FORGET
pika pika, bitch: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
just the (pinky) tip: HHHHHHHHH FUCK OOOOOFF
sticky: hHHH i hate thiS
sticky: ANyways what fma are we watching???
pika pika, bitch: probs brotherhood, tho in 03 theres alot more hughes (rip in pepperoni my dude) and Yall Know how much i want that man in (me) my life
fuckass: if we watch 03 im not coming
just the (pinky) tip: stfu discount edward elric, 03 is so good (but can we watch brotherhood im in love with general armstrong)
pika pika, bitch: ur a disaster bisexual
just the (pinky) tip: WE ALL ARE, MY GOOD BITCH.
just the (pinky) tip: HAVE SOME SELF AWARENESS
sticky: i hate how youre right
fuckass: bitch im a distinguished bi, also discount edward elric? fuck you, die
just the (pinky) tip: SN O R T
warriormale: yall hear smth?
fuckass: youre all disasters im the one who has to look after u idiots
jutst the(pinky) tip: ok yes fair you actually Have common sense but STILL yeah right! mr “im 100% sure that kiri is into girls”
sticky: i dunno how you thought he was straight
warriormale: i dunno how you thought i was straight????
fuckass: alrigHT ASSHOLES SHUT UP
fuckass: sparkplug over here only came out like, two months ago
fuckass: balls DEEP in denial
pika pika, bitch: im not even gonna refute that rip @ me
warriormale: AND WE SUPPORT U KAMI AND ARE PROUD OF YOU FOR ACCEPTING YOURSELF
pika pika, bitch: HHDKFJSHDLSJF BLESS I FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
pika pika, bitch: and in this chilis tonight its tIME TO CRY OVER TWINKY ANIME BOYS LETS GO LESBIANS BRING SNACKS
sticky: aw yES
just the (pinky) tip: mustang is Fit im so ready
warriormale: ur not wrong?????? damn
fuckass: fair
sticky: HECCiN C HOK E