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1. Put granny into the freezer by Alle__Panda for slinden

   Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Apr 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ben Solo/ Rey - Relationship
   • Ben Solo
   • Rey
   • Finn (Star Wars)
   • Rose Tico
   • Leia Organa
   • Poe Dameron
   • Hux
   • Phasma
   • Snoke
   • Hunkar Plutt
   • Temmin "Snap" Wexley
   • Jessika Pava
   • Han is Han from Bordighera
   • Luke is Luke de la Vecchia
   • This is not my idea
   • this is the plot of a movie
   • "Metti la nonna in Freezer" an Italian movie
   • This is going to be crazy and funny
   • I know it sounds strange but there will be fun
   • a lot of fluff
   • It is a romantic comedy
   • Rey is an artist who struggles to live
   • Finn and Rose are good friends but they are a little creazy and desperate too
   • Poe and the black squadron are dreaming about holiday
   • Ben Solo lives for his work
   • Until he meets Rey
   • There would be romance
   • there would be awkward moments and also awkward kisses and smut
   • a little smut
   • A lot of fun (or so I hope)
   • Ben Solo is an awkward police officer who's really bad at flirting
   • His friends are eager to help him
   • Leia is a desperate granny eager to help her grand daughter in any way possible
   • Black Comedy
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • relationship
   • Dating
   • There isn't any murder here
   • There isn't any murderer or assassin. Nothing at all!
   • Awkward Sexual Situations
   • Awkward Conversations
   • Awkward Romance
   • alternative universe
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • This story takes place in Italy
   • Rey Needs A Hug
   • Ben Solo Needs a Hug
   • There is also a little of angst

   Summary

   Ben is a young police officer. He is very lonely and he lives only for his job trying to impress his boss Snoke, while his rival number one, Hux, always tryes to steal him his rewards for his hard work. One day one of his collegues decides that it is time for him to change and he offeres to help him to ask out a nice girl named Rey Organa. But what happens when you find out that the girl you have feelings for hides a terrible secret?
   ..............................

   "And so she had no choice.

   On one side there was the abyss, the jail.

   On the other a very bad memory that she would have tried to forget for the rest of her life…her free life…

   She was going to do this! For her friends. Finn and Rose really didn’t deserve to go to jail too. Not because of her fault.

   And so, Rey did the only thing she could do in that moment.

   She looked at him right into his black eyes for a long moment returning his gaze and then she kissed Ben Solo on the mouth".
   .................

   Or When Poe Dameron decided to help his boss Ben to get drunk and ask out a cute girl just in order to get more holidays.

   Language:

   English

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