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“Where is the TV remote!” is the first thing Izuku heard when he walked into the common room.
“I told you Kaminari, you were the last one to use it, now can you try to remember where you put it,” Sero replied, rolling his eyes. “How you manage to lose almost anything important handed to you still amazes me.”
"OI, DEKU’S FINALLY GOTTEN HIS ASS HERE!” Yells Bakugou, "Hot damn can you be any more fucking slow?"
“Sorry Kacchan, I was out running!” Izuku replies, “You texted me when I was about halfway through my run.”
“Hey, Midoriya! Do you know where the remote is? I kinda lost it, heh…” Kaminari says
Izuku takes a quick peek around the room and spots the remote, about halfway underneath one of the couches, “Yeah, I see it, it’s under the couch. Give me a second to grab it!” He says, walking over to grab the remote.
“Wait, Midoriya that couch looks a bit heavy, even for a manly guy like yours-” Kirishima starts, cutting himself off when Izuku grabs the couch from underneath with one arm, then shifting it up to his shoulder, and grabbing the remote and tossing it to Kaminari. ‘Did he just lift the couch with three people sitting on it, WITH ONE ARM!’
Everyone (sans the three still on the couch, for fear of falling off) was silently staring at Izuku while he stood there, confused. “Is there something on my face? Or…” he says, trailing off at the silence.
“Deku…” Said Uraraka, “JUST HOW RIPPED ARE YOU!” startling him
“U-um, w-well... I don’t actually know? In terms of strength, most everything I have to deal with carrying since I entered Yuuei has been pretty light, so...“ he started muttering, rubbing the back of his neck, blushing.
Wordlessly, everyone gets up and leaves the room, abandoning the movie they were going to watch to go and get some sleep and forget about that event. Though, they know they never will.
“Uh, guys? Are you going to actually watch something? We had the whole movie night planned in advance and everything…” Izuku says, his hand reaching out at their retreating backs. “...I guess I’m going to watch the movie on my own, huh.”
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Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Kirishima doing push-ups
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The Next Day…
“Iida, can you get a headcount? We need to make sure everyone is here for the meeting.” Mina says, rubbing her hands together.
“Yes, all students accounted for except for Midoriya, we should wait before starting the meeting!” Replied Iida doing his hand-flailing motions.
“No, I intentionally didn’t tell him about the meeting for a reason Iida. This meeting is about him after all.”
“What about Midoriya would require an emergency meeting of all of the class! As the class president, I disapprove of gossiping about our classmates like that!”
“Okay, so I’m going, to be frank here, everyone remembers exactly what happened last night with Midoriya,” Mina said, ignoring Iida’s frantic hand motions trying to get her attention. “I have an idea of what we need to do.”
“Be manly classmates and not pry into our friend’s life?” Asked Kirishima, frowning about what he already knows his horn buddy is about to do. “It’s his business, we don’t need to get involved with it, it’s not a manly thing to do!”
“Okay, okay, I get the point you are trying to make. We shouldn’t mess around with Midoriya, he has enough going on, yadda yadda.” The pink haired menace replied, “I want to do this anyway because he’s good-natured enough to not care and I haven’t been able to pull pranks in so looong. We need a way to unwind after the craziness that was today’s training! All I’m saying is we should see exactly what his limits are without his quirk. It’s a bit of harmless fun!”
“Okay, fine.” Kirishima caved in, sighing “Before you start getting any crazier ideas than what I already know you are thinking up, Prez and Vice have to set up some rules and moderate each plan so you don’t get out of hand.”
“Fiiiiine, but the whole class is in on this right? No-one is allowed to tell Midoriya unless we break the rules.” Various voices throughout the meeting-room sounded their agreements. “Great! We can start the planning later today, meeting adjourned!”
A while later after everyone left the teachers’ lounge that they had hijacked for the meeting, Mina started rubbing her hands together and cackling and thinking, “This is going to be fun.”