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Yaoyorozu created room Class 1A Chat
Yaoyorozu invited 21 people to room.
Kaminari: Wat dis?
Iida: Grammar Kaminari
Kaminari: Sorry, What this?
Iida: Better.
Yaoyorozu: I made a group chat so we can keep in touch more easily.
Kaminari: It’ll only take me a day to destroy this chat. Half a day if Mineta is here.
Mineta: Hi.
Kaminari: You actually invited him.
Yaoyorozu: Reluctantly....
Mineta: Hey I’m a human being with feelings too.
Bakugo: I thought you were some sort of purple goblin with no emotions other than “be horny”
Kirishima: Ha!
Mineta: Why is everyone so mean to me?
Sero: Because you’re a shameless pervert?
Mineta: I have shame!
Hagakure: You tried to steal my swimsuit once.
Hagakure: While I was wearing it.
Mineta: Okay fair.
Kirishima: Okay, I’m spicing this up.
Kaminari: Nani?
Kirishima Eijiro changed their name to Hard
Hard changed Bakugo Katsuki‘s Name to GunpowderGelatine
Hard changed Yaoyorozu Momo’s Name to 3dprinter
Hard changed Mina Ashido’s Name to Pinky
Hard Changed Sero’s Name to PhilSwift
Kaminari: Ooohhhh let me do some!
Kaminari Denki changed his name to TheShocker
TheShocker changed Izuku Midoriya’s name to All Might 2: Electric Boogaloo
TheShocker changed Mineta Minoru’s name to TheGrapeist
TheShocker Changed Jirou Kyouka’s name to Aux Cord
TheShocker changed Todoroki Shoto’s name to IcyHot
IcyHot: How original.
TheShocker: Cut me some slack, it was either that or The Fire And Ice Grill
IcyHot: The what?
TheShocker: Exactly
Iida: Kaminari I’m opposed to several of these names.
TheShocker set Tenya Iida’s name to Hall Monitor
Hall Monitor: Add one more to that list.
Kaminari: Ha.
Pinky: Oh sweet a group chat.
Pinky set Ochako Uraraka’s name to Kirby
Pinky set Tsuyu Asui’s name to Frogger
Pinky set Tooru Hagakure’s name to GreenScreen
Pinky: Just looking out for the girls ya know.
Green Screen set their name to FriendlyGhost
FriendlyGhost: @Ojiro if you don’t get here in the next five minutes I’m picking your username.
FriendlyGhost: I warned you
FriendlyGhost set Ojiro Masahiro’s Name to Tail of two cities
FriendlyGhost set Tokoyami Fumikage’s name to Enemy Stand.
FriendlyGhost set Sato Rikido’s name to SugarDaddy
FriendlyGhost set Koda Koji’s name to Cinnamon Roll
Aoyoma: Are we picking out names?
Aoyama Yuga set their name to Dynamite with a Lazer Beam
Tail of Two cities: I just woke up.
Tail of two cities changed their name to Tailman.
FriendlyGhost: Ojiro that names too plain!
Tailman: Im a plain person.
Shoji Mezo changed their name to BodyHorror.
BodyHorror: good morning everyone.
Kirby: Why am I Kirby?
Pinky: You wear a lot of pink, you float, and you’re adorable.
Kirby changed their name to SpaceJam.
Pinky: How could you.
SpaceJam: Well there’s this thing called the edit nickname button.
GunpowderGelatine: The hell does my name even mean?
Dynamite with a Lazer beam: Beats moi.
Hard: Beautiful.
3dPrinter: @Everyone wake up, classes start in two hours,
Aux Cord: I’m up.
Aux Cord: wait who named me Aux Cord?
The Shocker: Me.
Aux Cord: Nice.
Phil Swift: I’m just imagining Kaminari and Jirou giving each other finger guns over the phone.
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: What is this I don’t even....
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: Is my name because of Todoroki’s theory?
IcyHot: Maybe....
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: I told you guys, I’m not All Might’s secret love child.
IcyHot: I’m not giving up on that theory.
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: My mom did not have an affair with Allmight, she loves my father very much!
Hard: Yeah but have you ever seen your dad and Allmight in the same room together?
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: Well no.
Hard: Then it’s plausible.
SpaceJam: guys leave Deku alone.
Dynamite with a laser beam: The joke has been made.
The Grapeist: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NAME!?
3dprinter: I like it,
TheGrapeist: BECAUSE I LOVE IT.
Frogger: Morning everyone.
EnemyStand: This is dreadful.
Frogger: ?
EnemyStand: This chat will surely devolve into chaos, a place of unrestrained darkness at the rate things are going.
Frogger: let me guess, you don’t like your nickname.
EnemyStand: I don’t watch Jojo.
Frogger changed EnemyStand’s name to BirdUp.
BirdUp: I don’t understand the reference but I accept this.
TheShocker: Nobody tell him....
SugarDaddy: @everyone I made breakfast, come get it while you can.
BodyHorror: It’s delicious.
TheShocker: I’m coming!
Pinky: Food!
FriendlyGhost: Hey can someone put a piece of bread in the toaster for me? I want to run to class with a piece of toast in my mouth like they do in anime.
SpaceJam: I got you.
FriendlyGhost: You the best.
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: Guys Sato made eggs and they’re amazing!
BirdUp: I’m good.
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: Are you sure, they’re really good. So juicy and soft. They practically melt in your mouth.
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: Oh wait... you’re part bird.....
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY!!!!
BirdUp: it’s fine Midoriya....
Pinky: Say Tokoyami, were you hatched or born?
BirdUp: My mom told me to only tell the woman I marry.
BirdUp: and doctors.
Frogger: Us animal folk have to have our secrets.
Hard: Koda can you use your quirk to make him spill the beans?
Cinnamon Roll: *Shakes head no*
Aux Cord: Wow even in the chat he doesn’t talk.
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Pinky: Can I borrow someone’s English notes? I left mine in the classroom.
BodyHorror: You can use mine, just swing by my room when you get a chance.
Pinky: Thanks.
IcyHot: So I have a new theory.
Hall Monitor: Yes?
IcyHot: Kaminari kind of looks like Present Mic.
TheShocker: Nani.
IcyHot: Your costumes are the same colors, same hair color...
Hard: Both very loud.
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: Todoroki no....
IcyHot: Are you Present Mic’s secret love child?
TheShocker: What? I mean maybe.... damn.
Hard: I like to think Todoroki has a cork board in his room with all these theories.
Hard: Just imagine that Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme.
Gunpowder Gelatin: That’s fucking stupid half and half.
SpaceJam: Hey anybody know where Jirou is? I wanted to return this cd I borrowed from her.
Aux Cord: In my room, just got back from extra lessons.
3Dprinter: Extra lessons?
Aux Cord: I’ve been taking extra lessons with Present Mic to work on my quirk.
Aux Cord: It’s great to learn from another Sound Quirk user.
TheShocker: Nice.
SpaceJam: Your quirks are pretty similar....
IcyHot: Are you also Present Mic’s secret love child?
Aux Cord: No.
Hard: I can’t believe that Kaminari and Jirou are siblings.
TheShocker: God I hope not, that would be weird dating my sister.
Hall Monitor: Indeed, incest is very immoral.
Pinky: wait.
Pinky: WHAT?!
Pinky: YOU’RE DATING JIROU!?
TheShocker: What?
Aux Cord: Idiot look at your message.
TheShocker: Aw fuck.
Hall Monitor: Language.
Jirou: You spilt the fucking beans ChargeDolt!
Hall Monitor: LANGUAGE
SpaceJam: Anyone else hear banging noises coming from the third floor?
Pinky: JIROU LET ME IN!!!!
Aux Cord: Ashido is trying to get in my room.
Pinky: I WANT DETAILS GIRL! SPILL THE TEA!
Aux Cord: What happens between me and Kaminari is none of your business. Please stop before someone makes a noise complaint.
IcyHot: Coming from someone who tends to make the most noise that means something.
Aux Cord: Oh shut up you all love my jam sessions.
Aux Cord: OH SHIT
Aux Cord: SHES MELTING THE DOOR SOMEBODY HELP
Hard: Kaminari you have to save your Sister Wife!
TheShocker: I’m on the way babe!
Hall Monitor: ASHIDO STOP YOU ARE DESTROYING SCHOOL PROPERTY!
Aux Cord: Shes not looking at her phone but I’ll pass the message along.
Aux Cord: I told her and she said to tell you to and I quote “bite her shiny pink ass”
Hall Monitor: IM GETTING AIZAWA
SpaceJam: IM COMING JIROU
TheGrapeist: Wow it didn’t even take 24 hours for Kaminari to destroy this group chat.
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All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: So what’s the update on the Ashido situation?
SpaceJam: She melted half Jirou’s door before Kaminari and I showed up. Then Mezo helped hold her back until Aizawa came. Jirou’s getting a new door tomorrow.
Aux Cord: Thanks guys for the rescue.
TheShocker: Anytime babe.
Pinky: I can’t believe you lied to me, your best friend about a relationship.
Aux Cord: Best friend? You aren’t Momo.
Pinky: DRIVE THE KNIFE IN FURTHER WHY DONT YOU!!!
Aux Cord: And even she didn’t know.
3Dprinter: So how long have you two been an item?
Hard: Yeah, how did this happen?
Aux Cord: Well you guys asked nicely so I’ll talk.
Aux Cord: After the Villain raid at the USJ I started having nightmares, couldn’t sleep. I found out Kaminari has insomnia, side effect of his quirk I guess. So whenever I couldn’t sleep I’d visit and we’d do something to take my mind off the USJ
The Grapeist: OoO my boy getting soooommmmeee!!!!
Aux Cord: ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT.
TheShocker: Never use that emote again Mineta.
Aux Cord: Anyways we’d listen to music, watch a movie, that kind of stuff. Eventually these get together happened earlier and earlier, and evolved into dinner and walks.
TheShocker: Once we realized we were basically dating we just rolled with it.
SpaceJam: aaaawwwww that’s romantic.
Hall Monitor: I am happy for the both of you, but please do not let this get in the way of your studies.
Aux Cord: Of course Dad.
Pinky renamed TheShocker to Jirou’s Husband.
Jirou’s Husband: Rude.
Hard: And we have our first class couple. Unless someone’s has been secretly dating.
BirdUp: Does staying up late writing poetry with dark shadow count as dating?
Hard: No that’s depressing.
Frogger: You write poetry?
BirdUp: A little.
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Pinky sent an image [Tsuyu, Ochako, Mina, And Momo in the kitchen in front of the stove. They are all helping to cook something with the exception of Mina who is posing.]
Pinky: Chilling in the kitchen with my galz.
Pinky: Well the ones I can trust anyways....
Aux Cord: How long will you be mad about that?
Pinky: Awhile.
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: What are you up to? Making something?
Frogger: Vegetarian Pasta, I was cooking for the dorm and the girls offered to help.
Frogger: Then Mina came in and just started hanging out.
Aux Cord: At least help Mina.
Pinky: I am, I’m playing cooking music.
3dPrinter: playing Cooking by the book on your phone is not helping.
Jirou’s Husband: Is it the rap remix?
Pinky: The what?
Jirou’s Husband: Then yeah you’re not helping.
Aux Cord set Jirou’s Husband’s name to Pikachu.
Aux Cord: that’s been bugging me.
Pikachu: I’m not complaining but I wish it was more creative.
Frogger: So if anyone wants pasta come down in about an hour.
GunpowderGelatin: Now hold the fuck up. What if we don’t want vegetarian?
Pinky: Then Perish.
GunpowderGelatin: What if we want meat in our pasta!?
Pikachu: MEAT
SugarDaddy: MEAT
PhilSwift: MEAT
AllMight 2 Electric Boogaloo: I’d like meat.
BodyHorror: I would also like meat.
Hard: MEAT
TheGrapeist: I want to give the girls my meat.
Tailman: I knew he’d say that.
Frogger: If you want to have a meat sauce you’re more than welcome to make your own.
Frogger: But we’re out of beef.
Hard: NNNOOOOO
BirdUp: Rip meat sauce.
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: Oh well, maybe next time.
GunpowderGelatin: @Kirishima meet me outside, we’re going shopping.
Hard: But the nearest store is an hour away,
GunpowderGekatin: JUST GET OUT HERE.
IcyHot: Cold pasta and meat sauce. I’m fine with this.
PhilSwift: He’s really going to walk that full hour.
Tailman: Did anyone else hear that?
CinnamonRoll: I heard a loud explosion is everyone alright!?
Pikachu: HE TALKS.
PhilSwift: Oh my god guys!
PhilSwift: Bakugo And Kirishima just went airborne!
Aux Cord: What?
PhilSwift: Bakugo just told Kirishima to hold on tight and then he just blasted into the sky like the angriest rocket ship ever made.
SpaceJam: I can’t believe I missed that!
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: He did that at Kamino, Guess he really wants that meat.
Hall Monitor: Bakugo no! You need teacher approval to leave campus!!! Return before a teacher finds out!
PhilSwift: Too late, Cementoss is here and saw them take off.
Pikachu: Rip Bakugo.
PhilSwift: He’s coming over to me now. I better not get in trouble, I had nothing to do with this.
SpaceJam set GunpowderGekatin’s name to RocketMan.
Tailman: Fitting.
Hard sent a photo [Picture of the city lights]
Hard: The view is amazing. Never got to appreciate it last time we flew.
Pinky: “I can show you the world.”
Aux Cord: Kirishima And Bakugo taking a romantic evening flight.
Hall Monitor: Kirishima its not safe for you to be on your phone right now, put it away and hold on.
Hard: No it’s fine, I has Sero tape it to my hand before liftoff so I could navigate.
SpaceJam: @Sero LIAR YOU WERE INVOLVED,
PhilSwift: That barely counts.
Hall Monitor: What did Cementoss say?
PhilSwift: He Asked What he just saw, I explained the situation....
TheGrapeist: Bakugo is Baku-Busted
PhilSwift: Actually no, he’s letting this one slide.
Pikachu: Nani?
PhilSwift: Apparently since it’s for “replenishing foodstuffs” it’s allowed. They just need to fill out a form when they get back saying Cementoss gave them the okay.
SpaceJam: Cementoss is super underrated. He’s a cool guy.
Hard: Just landed, tell Cementoss I said thanks.
Hard: Anything else you guys want us to grab?
BirdUp: I could use more cereal.
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: Since you’re there can you grab a thing of bananas?
SugarDaddy: Milk
SpaceJam: I need some strawberry yogurt, I’ll pay you back.
TheGrapeist: The latest Playboy.
Hard: Noted.
Dynamite with a Laser Beam: Oi, I missed quite a bit...
Tailman: How did you miss the explosion!?
Dynamite with a laser beam: the only sound I could hear is the sound of my sparkling beauty.
BirdUp: So I just found out what this nickname references.
BirdUp: I don’t like it anymore.
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Frogger: Dinner is almost ready. 20 more minutes
Hard: Guys I got good news and bad news.
Hard: Good News we’re almost back with groceries. No yogurt tho they were out.
SpaceJam: It’s cool.
Hard: Bad news is Bakugos running out of juice and we’re going to be making a crash landing.
SpaceJam: NOT COOL
Hall Monitor: KIRISHIMA THIS WAS HIGHKT IRRESPONSABLE
Pikachu: First of all, Idia Grammar.
Hall Monitor: OUR CLASSMATES ARE ABOUT TO CRASH KIRISHIMA
Pikachu: which brings me to my next point,
Pikachu: HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS!?
Hard: Well I trust you guys can figure out a rescue plan. Now I gotta go, we’ll be there in 5.
Pikachu: Momo do something you’re the smart one!
3dPrinter: I could make a canon and shoot them a parachute....
All Might 2 Electric Boogaloo: I have another idea. @Todoroki @Uraraka @Iida meet me outside.
SpaceJam: On it,
IcyHot: right
HallMonitor: on my way.
—-
They could see the growing form of Bakugo and Kirishima in the sky, flying closer to the dorm building.
“Todoroki! Just like Kamino!” Said Midoriya.
Todoroki quickly made an ice ramp, aimed at their two classmates.
“Iida, Uraraka.”
His two friends nodded. They both grabbed onto Uraraka as Iida charged up his Recibro Burst.
“We only got one shot, it’s up to you Uraraka.”
“I can do it Deku.”
Iida activated his burst sending them forwards at blinding speeds, up the ramp and into the sky; mimicking their strategy from the Kamino Ward.
Meanwhile Bakugo let out one last explosion to propel himself forwards.
“Shit... that’s all I got....”
Kirishima smiled.
“Look Bakugo! The others!” Said Kirishima “told ya we’d be fine.”
Bakugo frowned the moment he noticed Deku.
“On second thought the crash landing doesn’t sound too bad.”
The trio flew closer to Bakugo.
“We’re a little off course....” muttered Iida.
“We can make it if we shift positions...” Said Izuku “Grab my legs so I can maneuver Uraraka better....”
Iida slid down and grabbed Izuku’s legs, Izuku responded by grabbing Ochaco’s waist and shifting her more to his right.
“NOW”
Kirishima And Bakugo caught onto the plan the moment the saw Ochako. Kirishima held out his arm, as did Bakugo (reluctantly) and exchanged a hi-five with the gravity heroine. The contact activated her quirk, allowing them to float harmlessly to the ground.
“We did it!” Exclaimed Ochako
Team Deku began to fall, slowing their descent with Ochako’s quirk. Bakugo landed first, with the three friends landing soon after.
“Whew! What a rush.” Said Kirishima.
Iida got to his feet and approached the two.
“What you did was very dangerous and I hope-“
“Zip it four eyes.” Bakugo interrupted, “Nobody got hurt so it’s fine, case closed. Now I got ten minutes to cook this sauce if you guys want to eat with Lizard Lips’ herbivores so let me work damn it.”
Bakugo rushed inside, Kirishima close behind.
“Thanks guys!” He shouted.
“At least one of them is grateful.” Said Izuku.
“Hey Deku.” Said Ochako.
“Yeah?”
“You can let go of me now,”
They both turned as red as the sauce Bakugo was about to brew as Izuku released his hold on Ochako.
“S-Sorry...”
It was then that Todoroki approached them.
“.... For all the trouble we went through, this better be good sauce.”