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Tsusu created a new chat with 9+ others
Tsusu renamed the chat Band Hell
Tsusu: Hi, welcome to hell
Mom: Excuse me?
Tsusu: The band director wanted me to make a sophomore group chat
Tsusu: Well, he wanted Saihara to do it
Tsutsu: But Saihara is too much of an emo boi to do it
Disaster: ...rude…
KiyoKiyo: Are all of the sophomores included?
KiyoKiyo: As well as guard?
SUPRMEMELEADER: SUP LOSERS
Tsusu: Yeah,,,
Kayaydae: I still don’t understand why Mr. Munakata didn’t ask me to create the group chat
Kayaydae: I am a section leader too!!!
YeetMeIntoThePit: That’s because he hates everyone
Freshavacado: You rite you rite
MeowRoomba: OH HELL YEAH!!
MeowRoomba: GROUP CHAT WITH YOU ASSHOLES!!
MeowRoomba: THIS IS BOUND TO END UP BEING A DISASTER!!!!!
Disaster: Did someone call?
MeowRoomba: WOOOOHOOOO
Disaster: Nvm
StarryStarryMello: Has the band calendar been sent out yet?
SUPRMEMELEADER: you foule
SUPRMEMELEADER: you absolute buffoon
Flout: It’s been out for a while now hasn’t it?
StarryStarryMello: It has?
YeetMeIntoThePit: Yes it has you idiot
StarryStarryMello: Stop calling me an idiot Makiroll!
WrongTypeOfArt: Harukawa is a sophomore?
YeetMeIntoThePit: Yeah, and what of it?
WrongTypeOfArt: No, no. No reason. I just assumed you were a junior…
TOTABC: Honestly, I did too!!
Flout: glad I wasn’t the only one…
ShortestFlout: ihatealloftheseshortjokes
SUPRMEMELEADER: Huh?
SUPRMEMELEADER: Sorry,
SUPRMEMELEADER: I can’t hear you from down there
ShortestFlout: shut up ouma
MeowRoomba: Has anyone seen Keebs?
MeowRoomba: He still hasn’t been fitted for a uniform
Freshavacado: Still?
StarryStarryMello: I mean, he was sick on the day of fitting
Flout: I’m surprised they let him stay
Flout: I heard they cut people who come in late
Mom: Where in the world did you hear that from?
Flout: Some old drum major
Flout: I think theyre last name was kanekrua
Flout: or something like that
Mom: Oh well,
Mom: You know it’s not true,
Mom: Correct?
ShortestFlout: I missed most of last year
ShortestFlout: and the director didn’t cut me out of the show
ShortestFlout: even though I had no idea what I was doing
ShortestFlout: all of the time
Flout: oh
MeowRoomba: Seriously you guys,
MeowRoomba: where’s Keebo?
KiyoKiyo: isr
KiyoKiyo: with Gonta
KiyoKiyo: trying to reshape Gonta’s french horn
Tsusu: isr?
KiyoKiyo: instrument storage room
Tsusu: oh
StarryStarryMello: when is the first competition?
TOTABC: Check the calendar
YeetMeIntoThePit: idiot
StarryStarryMello: hEY
