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Class 1-A
Saturday, 9:30 A.M.
Tenya Iida made a group chat
Tenya Iida renamed the chat to Class 1-A
Tenya Iida added Izuku Midoriya, Ochako Uraraka, Tsuyu Asui, Shouto Todoroki, Fumikage Tokoyami and 14 others to Class 1-A
Tenya Iida: Everyone! Yaoyorozu and I decided to make a group chat to ensure that everyone's updated to schoolwork and also to talk about school related topics!
Momo Yaoyorozu: Please be civil in the chat too and try not to offend or harass anyone.
Mina Ashido: OwO what's this?
Kyouka Jirou: oh no
Denki Kaminari: OH YESS
Charger changed Denki Kaminari's name to Charger
Charger changed Momo Yaoyorozu's name to MOMo
Charger changed Tenya Iida's name to GOTTA GO FASTER
Alien Alien changed Mina Ashido's name to Alien Alien
GOTTA GO FASTER: DENKI! CHANGE OUR NAMES BACK! THIS CHAT IS FOR SCHOOL PURPOSES AND NOT FOR RIDICULOUS OFF TOPICS!!
Charger: where's the fun in that?
Jirou Kyouka: istg Kaminari you're going to die early with that mouth of yours
Charger: awww~~ you do care for me!!!!
Jirou Kyouka: SHUT UP BRAIN FRIED
Alien Alien: jshdososns brain fried omg
Charger changed Jirou Kyouka's name to G note
G note: you're dead to me
Charger: lol goodluck finding me :3
G note: …
MOMo: You do know Jirou has a hearing-sound quirk right?
Charger: oHSHIKFMFMFNKSOAO
Mezou Shouji: My phone was blowing up with messages and this is what I see
GOTTA GO FASTER: JIROU DON'T KILL KAMINARI! THAT IS UN-HERO LIKE!!
Alien Alien: i cant believe he's fucking dead
Fumikage Tokoyami: What a mad banquet of darkness
Charger: I LIVE!!!
G note: unfortunately
Ochako Uraraka: Hey guys!!
Izuku Midoriya: Hello everyone!
Tsuyu Asui: Hi, ribbit
Alien Alien: heyo Ura-chan! Midori! Tsu!
Hanta Sero: looks like the Dekucrew are here
Hanta Sero: also
Hanta Sero changed Hanta Sero's name to stickytape
stickytape: that's more like it
Izuku Midoriya: Dekucrew???
Ochako Uraraka: That's us! We're missing one person though
GOTTA GO FASTER: Where's Todoroki?
Izuku Midoriya: He's with me atm
Ochako Uraraka: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Izuku Midoriya: Uraraka no
Ochako Uraraka: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Izuku Midoriya: ALHSBDMCLDPSQPWU
Izuku Midoriya: URARAKA NO
Katsuki Bakugou: WILL YOU FUCKERS SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ochako Uraraka: Oh look the angry dandelion is up
Izuku Midoriya: akKSnspwOAJ ANGRY DANDELION
Alien Alien: S pI Ts
Charger changed Katsuki Bakugou's name to angry dandelion
angry dandelion: YOU WANT TO GET KILLED ROUND FACE?!?!?
Charger: angry dandelion needs to chill
Izuku Midoriya: Does he even know chill that's the question
Shouto Todoroki: Doubt it
angry dandelion: YOU FUCKING BITCHES WANT TO DIE!?!?!???
Izuku Midoriya: please
Fumikage Tokoyami: Mood
Shouto Todoroki: ^^^
Charger: …
Alien Alien: …
G note: …
stickytape: …
Tsuyu Asui: ….
angry dandelion: …
Mezo Shouji: Toko we already talked about this
Ochako Uraraka: Who hurt you I just want to talk :)
Shouto Todoroki: A certain garbage that needs to be burned
Izuku Midoriya: Want to go grab something to eat?
Shouto Todoroki: Sure
Eijirou Kirishma: I was wondering why Bakubro here was silent but I guess now I know why
Charger: bakubro broke lmao
Uraraka Ochako: Can you guys get me milk tea too?
Izuku Midoriya: Sure! What about you Iida? Asui?
Tsuyu Asui: Call me Tsu
Tsuyu Asui: Also get me blueberry smoothie please
Izuku Midoriya: Got it!!
stickytape: wait
stickytape: where ya'll guys at????
Tsuyu Asui: We're going to meet at the mall since there's a new café opening there but me and Ochako got sidetracked a bit
Tenya Iida: No need Midoriya! I'm almost there!
stickytape: oh that makes sense
stickytape: btw @Charger and @G note where yall at???? Bakuhoe here is fuming
Izuku Midoriya: BAKUHOE I CAN'T BREATHE
Shouto Todoroki: It's true
Shouto Todoroki: He's laughing so much
Alien Alien: ASLSJDHFHSOFKHG
Ochako Uraraka: HOLY CRAP I'M LAUGHING
stickytape: FUCK I MEAN BAKUGOU
angry dandelion: :)
angry dandelion: you're dead :)
G note: Oh boy
Tooru Hagakure: Finally!!! Been waiting for this groupchat since the first day!!!!
Alien Alien: Same like why didn't you guys think of it sooner?
MOMo: Well we were planning to but villain attacks and schoolwork got us distracted
Alien Alien: Understandable, have a nice day
Charger: Ya'll need to change your usernames its boring
Mashirao Ojirou: Kaminari I swear to God if you make our usernames ridiculous
Charger changed Tooru Hagakure's name to Now You See Me Now You Don’t
Charger changed Mashirao Ojirou's name to Kung Fu Fighting
Kung Fu Fighting: For a minute there I thought it would be something furry related
Mezo Shouji: The only one who's a furry is @Fumikage Tokoyami
Fumikage Tokoyami: I will throw you to the eternal darkness and no one, not even the light can save you
G note: Jfc Tokoyami
Charger changed Mezo Shouji's name to Tentacrool
Charger changed Kouji Kouda's name to The Best Snow White
Charger changed Ochako Uraraka's name to What is gravity
Charger changed Izuku Midoriya's name to bunccoli
buncolli: A bun what???
Charger: Bunccoli! You're a bunny and a broccoli!!!
bunccoli: …
bunccoli: The broccoli I understand but bunny???
What is gravity: Your hero costume
GOTTA GO FASTER: Your costume
Shouto Todoroki: Your hero costume
Alien Alien: Costume
MOMo: Your costume
Fumikage Tokoyami: Your hero costume
bunccoli: That makes sense
Charger changed Fumikage Tokoyami's name to murder of crows
Charger changed Rikido Satou's name to Sugar Sugar Rush
Charger changed Tsuyu Asui's name to frogger
Charger changed Shouto Todoroki's name to Hot'n'Cold
Charger changed Eijirou Kirishma's name to solid rock boii
~Sparkling Lights~ changed Yuuga Aoyama's name to ~Sparkling Lights~
What is gravity: Omg Aoyama
G note: If that's not pretentious I don't know what is
~Sparkling Lights~: It is a wonderful name, no~~?
angry dandelion: I swear to God Pikachu hurry the fuCK UP OR WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO BEHIND
Charger: Bakubro chill we're almost there
angry dandelion: Call me that one more time I will not hesitate to pummel you to the ground
G note: Kaminari don't you fucking dare
Charger: HEY THERE BAKUBRO WE SEE YOU GUYS
angry dandelion: THAT'S IT
bunccoli: Rip Kaminari
frogger: ^^^
MOMo: ^^^
solid rock boii: Kaminari please
Charger: All right all right I'll stop
stickytape: Thank fuck
Charger: But its funny tho so I wont
angry dandelion: FUCKING LET ME AT HIM
Alien Alien: Lmao
Charger: I have no fear
Class 1-A
Saturday, 12:10 P.M.
What is gravity: I can't believe the Bakusquad are here
angry dandelion: WJAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO FUCKING MEAN?!?!?!?!!!
bunccoli: Uraraka please
What is gravity: What? I'm just surprised that they're in a cute pastel café!
Alien Alien: I didn't even thought that we'll be heading to the same café
Hot'n'Cold: We did say that we're heading to a new café
stickytape: THERE ARE A LOT OF CAFES HERE DO YOU THINK WE KNOW???
GOTTA GO FASTER: Please. For the sake of our sanity. Don't start a fight.
Now You See Me Now You Don't: Omg the class pres is so done
bunccoli: I mean with all the bullshit we've been through who wouldn’t be done with everything?
What is gravity: G A S P
GOTTA GO FASTER: MIDORIYA!!
bunccoli: LAKDNXKSWO KACCHAN CAN SWEAR BUT NOT ME????????
Sugar Sugar Rush: The cinnamon roll just cussed
Sugar Sugar Rush: Also is my username the reference to that AKB48 song?
Charger: I can't believe you mentioned the group but not the movie
Sugar Sugar Rush: Trust me
Sugar Sugar Rush: You don't want to know how I know
Alien Alien: BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND
Alien Alien: MIDORI JUST FUCKING SWORE
bunccoli: LANDKDOWOWBDOWPQPQ
bunccoli: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS????
Hot'n'Cold: Not surprised since Midoriya's been friends with a ticking time bomb here since children
angry dandelion: YOU WANNA GO ICYHOT?!!?!!
solid rock boii: Oh god they're screaming while texting
frogger: Bakugou just flew with his quirk to our table and Todoroki just made a giant ice wall in which made Bakugou crash into the wall
frogger: look at this giant ice wall ft bakugou.png
MOMo: Oh dear
Now You See Me Now You Don't: LMAO
Tentacrool: That's a giant ass wall
Charger: Good thing our tables are outside
stickytape: we'rE GOING TO GET B A N N E D AT THIS RATE
Alien Alien: Lmao Kirishma just tackled Bakugou to the ground with his quirk
Alien Alien: look at these two gays.png
Kung Fu Fighting: Did… did Kirishma just fucking chokehold Bakugou??????
murder of crows: What a mad banquet of darkness
Tentacrool: Ffs Tokoyami
The Best Snow White: ＼（〇_ｏ）／
G note: Welp after that fiasco the staff kicked us out
G note: Wonderful
bunccoli: Aizawa-sensei is going to kill us
GOTTA GO FASTER: …
What is gravity: Oh no
What is gravity: Not the disappointed dad look
GOTTA GO FASTER: I'm not mad
GOTTA GO FASTER: Just disappointed
frogger: ribbit
bunccoli: Oof
Hot'n'Cold: Sorry Iida
solid rock boii: Welp that would've gone worse
G note: It already has gone worse to begin with
Charger: Not anymore since we'll be heading home now
bunccoli: God I hope not
angry dandelion: We've got a fucking trouble magnet here do you really think things cannot go worse
buncolli: HEY
What is gravity: Not with that attitude you're not
stickytape: damn Uraraka likes to see the world burn
Charger: Lmao the two just fucking ZYOOOOOOOM
Alien Alien: Shouldn't it be nyoom?
Tentacrool: Or zooom??
Charger: It’s a combination of the two
murder of crows: Uraraka does not know fear apparently
bunccoli: God I wish that was me
MOMo: ^^^
Sugar Sugar Rush: ^^^
Charger: Uraraka has neutral chaotic energy
Charger: while Bakubro has true chaotic energy
froggy: As her friend, I would confirm to that statement
GOTTA GO FASTER: Seconded
stickytape: LANSKDNDKSKSJDH WAS THAT AN EXPLOSION???????
Hot'n'Cold: Looks like it will get worse
bunccoli: ‘not anymore' he says
frogger: ‘we’ll be heading home' he says
Charger: APWOKWNSBDNX DON'T YOU DARE SASS ME YOU TWO
GOTTA GO FASTER: WE SHOULD STOP BICKERING AND START STOPPING THE FIGHT
G note: Jfc all I want is one day without getting into bullshits like this
solid rock boii: AKSBBDKDKD OH GOD
bunccoli: URARAKA JUST TIED UP A FLOATING KACCHAN WITH A THICK ROPE
Hot'n'Cold: Never would've imagined to see a real life human balloon
Alien Alien: HUMAN BALLOON I CAN'T
Now You See Now You Don't: SEND PICS
Hot'n'Cold: bakugou the first human balloon.png
Hot'n'Cold: uraraka carrying the bakugou balloon like a little child.png
Kung Fu Fighting: I can't
Kung Fu Fighting: The fucking file name itself is making me wheeze
Sugar Sugar Rush: Kouyda amf I are laugmhing sop hatd we harfly see the scrwen
murder of crows: Looks like we're all going to face death when Bakugou sees this
Tentacrool: Worth it
solid rock boii: Seconded
stickytape: thirded
Charger: Fourthed
bunccoli: OH NO EVERYONE HIDE
Hot'n'Cold: WHAT THEISJSMSMXOSPSAP
Now You See Me Now You Don't: Omfg they dead
Charger: NO BAKUGOU NOSKSJHDHDGDLAPWOW
MOMo: Rest in pieces everyone
G note: Shouldn’t it be peace?
MOMo: Shouldn’t you be hiding?
G note: I already escaped before it gets worse
MOMo: Alright
~Sparkling Lights~: Oh dear looks like we have to plan a fabulous funeral for them~~
Tentacrool: Tokoyami
Tentacrool: No
murder of crows: I??? Haven't even said anything????
Tentacrool: But you're planning to
Now You See Me Now You Don't: Jfc you two you guys are like a disaster couple
Tentacrool: KANSBSNXKSOAWO
murder of crows: HAGAKURE I WILL LET DARK SHADOW DESTROY YOUR THINGS
Kung Fu Fighting: Babe chill
MOMo: Babe?
G note: fucking what?
Now You See Me Now You Don't: Lmao we call each other babe and other cute nicknames platonically
The Best Snow White: ⊂((・▽・))⊃?
Kung Fu Fighting: We're just in a platonic relationship
Sugar Sugar Rush: That's cute tbh
bunccoli: ASDFGHJKLAPWOJ CAN'T BELIEVE WE SURVIVE KACCHAN'S WRATH
Hot'n'Cold: I stand by my statement he's a ticking time bomb
G note: Nice to see you guys are still alive
Charger: Gee Jirou how did you escape so fast?
G note: A magician never tells their secret
Charger: Well fuck
MOMo: Where's Bakugou and the others?
Hot'n'Cold: Midoriya, Iida, Uraraka, Tsuyu and I are heading to Midoriya's home since we're close by
stickytape: Me, Kaminari, and Ashido are heading to the arcade while Kirishma is dragging a fuming angry dandelion to Bakugou’s house
Now You See Me Now You Don't: Bakugou is fucking whipped
Kung Fu Fighting: Babe please you'll die
Charger: Babe???????????
Now You See Me Now You Don't: Scroll up
Charger: Damn I wish that was me