Work Text:
joon, 7:15 pm: aye mans just left we got the green wya
yoongi, 7:18 pm: i literally told yall im at work until 8pm
hoseok, 7:20 pm: cant leave til my my manager comes in, same for tae
jungkook, 7:22pm: are yall allowed on your phones at work anyways
yoongi, 7:23 pm: no
hoseok 7:23 pm: no
tae, 7:23 pm: no
jungkook, 7:24 pm: yeesh
jin, 7:25 pm: can yall be any louder im trying to NAP
joon, 7:26 pm: bro who has their sound on in 2018 if yall don’t turn that shit on silent
jin, 7:26 pm: im going back to sleep
jimin, 7:26 pm: hol up im almost there wait up
hoseok, 7:29 pm: damn yall be waiting a fat minute then jimin’s legs aint that long
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jungkook 7:33 pm: ASKLDSASDFGHJ
jimin, 7:33 pm: yoongi you can’t say SHIT you’re 1/17ths taller than me short fuck
yoongi, 7:34 pm: and don’t you forget it, toddler lookin’ ass
hoseok, 7:50 pm: wait hol up did they start without us aint nobody say something in a minute
yoongi, 7:51 pm: i swear to fucking god if yall trilobite bitches started without us
hoseok 7:52 pm: that’s maaaaaad fucked
jungkook 7:52 pm: yall don’t wanna be here anyways one hit and joon’s already talking about eating jimin’s ass
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jimin, 7:58 pm: if yall don’t get your old asses here right now i swear to god we finna finish this shit
yoongi, 7:58 pm: bitch I haven’t even clocked out yet ! calm your ugly ass up
jimin, 7:58 pm: you’re just jealous you can’t have my ass
yoongi, 7:59 pm: nah
yoongi, 7:59 pm: im good luv, enjoy
hoseok, 8:01 pm: can yall not send nasty texts like this when we at work our whole ass boss almost saw jimin talking about his bum ass
tae, 8:01 pm: they really started without us huh joon ain’t even talking anymore you know he goes mute
joon, 8:02 pm: hm? what was said?
jungkook, 8:02 pm: yall hear sumn?
jimin, 8:02 pm: I aint hear nothin
yoongi, 8:03 pm: i’ll make yall voodoo dolls and steal a piece of your hair from your head and boil it in pigs blood before i toss them off the highest fucking building in seoul if yall don’t shut your twitter meme bullshit up right now i’m not even playing i won’t miss any of you cock suckers
jungkook, 8:04 pm: youll miss me ur favorite cock sucker u know u like that thing I do with my tongue
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jimin, 8:06 pm: why does yoongi hyung have pigs blood just laying around
tae, 8:07 pm: hoseok hyung is driving now where are we eating bitches
yoongi, 8:08 pm: somewhere cheap i aint got money until the 8th
joon, 8:08 pm: then how tf are you gonna pay me back for this shit you goblin ?
yoongi, 8:09 pm: its not my fault you spend all your money on weed and lube to fuck your boyfriend three times a day so you expect me to pay you back right away ill buy you food big headed bitch
jungkook, 8:10 pm: we out here….. gettin this bread
jimin, 8:10 pm: yoongi please come collect your mans he won’t stop saying that fucking line im bout to strangle his bug ass
yoongi, 8:11 pm: no fuck you yall started without us deal with his annoying ass
tae, 8:14 pm: we out here….. Lookin for your damn car
tae, 8:16 pm: hello???? earth to dumbass-line???? Yall coming in????
tae, 8:18 pm: ground control to major dickwads??? Where is your junk ass car parked?
yoongi, 8:20 pm: im almost there you find them yet
tae, 8:21 pm: no why are u texting and driving
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hoseok, 8:28 pm: okay where the fuck are yall im getting real pissed i came here for weed and it’s been a whole fat ass minute and i still don’t have any
tae, 8:28 pm: wow so yall just smoked without us huh?
yoongi, 8:29 pm: can’t trust no mfs out here
hoseok, 8:30 pm: guess we finna get food without yall bum ass losers
jungkook, 8:34 pm: can u cum and plz pick me up im too high to drive rn we r at applebees prking lot
yoongi, 8:36 pm: you absolute dumbass we’re eating at applebees i can see yall high mfs in the car rn
jungkook, 8:36 pm: oh
jungkook, 8:36 pm: hi
jungkook, 8:36 pm: lol
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