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When your legs don't work like they used to before
"Ye Xiu shut up and stop saying I'm crippled-"
And I can't sweep you off of your feet
"You have no muscle in the first place." Su Muqiu wanted to die. What in god's name did he do to deserve this.
Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love
"You- what are you even talking about? We have pure friendship, don't talk nonsense..."
Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks
"You know, I never really understood this lyric. Smile from your cheeks? As in a wide grin? That would look scary if my brother were to smile so huge..."
"Mucheng I don't think that was the point. Just.. just stop him please."
And darling I will be loving you 'til we're 17
"I HAVEN'T FUCKING DIED-"
Su Mucheng shook her head, "Ye Xiu, stop that."
Just as he was about to thank his sister for being level headed, she said, "It's 'til we're 70'."
"Everyone get out of my damn room." He pressed the button and a burly nurse came in to take the two away.