Chapter 1: caper in the night
Chapter Text
Class 1-A
March 15 Midoriya Izuku created this chat
Today, 2:45 am
Kaminari: who drank my last capri sun? i know one of you sickos did it
Iida: Kaminari, this group message is for important matters.
Kaminari: THIS IS IMPORTANT
Bakugou: can you both shut the fuck up, it’s fucking late
Kaminari: MAYBE IT WAS YOU
Kaminari: IT HAPPENED BETWEEN 1:02 AM AND 2:33 AM
Kaminari: IT’S STILL COLD AND IT'S HALF DRANK THE MONSTER ONLY HALF DRANK IT
Kaminari: THE OFFENDER SET IT DOWN ON THE COUNTER FOR A FEW MINUTES, MOST LIKELY TO TALK TO SOMEONE OR LOOK AT THEIR PHONE
Todoroki: When did Kaminari become a detective?
Kaminari: THIS IS IMPORTANT. MAYBE IT WAS YOU, TODOROKI
Bakugou: if you don’t shut the fuck up im going to buy a whole new pack, poke holes in them, and leave them outside your door. leaking.
Kaminari: THAT’S CRUEL EVEN FOR YOU
Kirishima: What’s going on!!!!! Do I need to fight someone!!!!!!!!!
Iida: Apparently someone has drank Kaminari’s last drink without asking.
Kaminari: KIRISHIMA BRO. MY CAPRI SUN.
Kirishima: BRO!!!
Kaminari: BROOOO
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group
Kaminari: he left because of the guilt
Midoriya Izuku has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group
Bakugou: I DIDNT DRINK YOUR FUCKING JUICE SHIT
Midoriya: can we all take a breath please?
Bakugou: SHUT THE FUCK UP DEKU
Midoriya: …
Todoroki: I think Midoriya is right. It is late. Kaminari, just ask again in the morning.
Kaminari: I have made a calculated mistake.
Iida: That does not make sense, Kaminari.
Bakugou: the fuck does that mean
Kaminari: ….. I ….. forgot I drank it.
Kirishima: I could’ve told you that, dude! I was talking to you while you were drinking it!!
Bakugou: are you fucking kidding me.. you’re such an idiot.
Midoriya: i’m glad it got all figured out. goodnight everyone!
Bakusquad
March 25 Kaminari Denki created this chat
Today, 3:02 AM
Bakugou: you two are going to pay for waking me up.
Kirishima: Kaminari had a dilemma! I couldn’t ignore my bro in distress!
Bakugou: shitty hair why are you even awake
Kaminari: HE HAS BRO SENSES
Kaminari: LIKE SPIDERMAN
Kirishima: …..maybe I am spiderman
Kaminari: BRO
Bakugou: spider-man isn’t real…
Bakugou: answer the question
Sero: Christ will you all just go to bed
Bakugou: NOW IM WIDE AWAKE BECAUSE OF THESE ASSHOLES
Kirishima: have you ever seen me and spider man in the same room?
Kirishima: I think you have your answer.
Kaminari: oh my god bro
Kaminari: he has a point mcsplodey
Bakugou: call me that again and i’ll throw you off the balcony
Kaminari: ANYWAY I can’t sleep and i really wanna capri sun
Sero: now I’m awake you fuckers. let’s go find a convenience store and hopefully not get caught breaking curfew for Kaminari’s stupidity.
Bakugou: i’m not getting fucking house arrest again. if I have to have fucking mineta looking down on me again, i’ll level this whole place with him in it
Kaminari: LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shoto
Today, 3:02 AM
Midoriya: thank you for defending me, todoroki
Todoroki: No problem.
Todoroki: I think someone should.
Midoriya: yeah… it wasn’t too bad
Todoroki: Well, we should probably sleep now. Aizawa will not be happy with all of us acting like zombies tomorrow.
Midoriya: you’re right
Midoriya: sorry
Midoriya: goodnight (:
Midoriya: thank you again.. Sorry!
Todoroki: You don’t have to apologize. You’re not bothering me.
Todoroki: Goodnight.
Chapter 2: brothers in arms
Summary:
Ashido: it's not a good day until mineta gets roasted
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Class 1-A
Today, 6:13 AM
Tokoyami: a caper in the night.
Midoriya: good morning everyone!
Iida: Hopefully everyone is awake after being awoken so late last night. A good night’s rest is vital to being clear-headed for our classes and training. Friendly reminder to brush your teeth after breakfast.
Bakugou: shut the fuck up iida
Jirou: last night’s events confirm that all boys are literally idiots.
Mineta: FOR ONCE IM NOT IN THAT GROUP
Bakugou: you’re always in that group
Kaminari: you founded that group
Sero: you’re literally the president
Tokoyami: unfortunately, mineta, you’ve been in that group since birth.
Sero: LMFAO fucking roasted
Midoriya: guys..
Uraraka: what is it, Deku?
Midoriya: we’re being a bit mean to Mineta
Mineta: THANK YOU MIDORIYA, MY BROTHER IN ARMS
Midoriya: no.
Yaoyorozu: I think that we should all be heading to class soon.
Jirou: roughly, that translates to shut the fuck up and go to class.
Iida: Thank you, Yaoyorozu.
Yaoyorozu: Of course! Education is important.
Bakusquad
Today, 6:12 AM
Ashido: YOU GUYS WENT ON AN ADVENTURE WITHOUT ME????????????
Bakugou: i can’t believe you slept through all that
Sero: lmfao sucks to suck
Ashido: bakugou knows all about sucking
Bakugou: i know a lot about kicking your ass.
Ashido: (((((((((((((::
Kirishima: Aw, you didn’t miss much Mina. We’ll invite you next time!!!!
Kaminari: YOU MISSED THE BEST TRIP EVER IT WAS SO FUN
Sero: dude wtf why would you say that
Kaminari: it was
Ashido: i’ll remember that, energizer bunny
Sero: damn, everyone’s getting roasted this morning
Ashido: it’s not a good day until mineta gets roasted
Notes:
it's a short one, but i promise we won't let y'all down with updating and whatnot. let us know what you think!
Chapter 3: lunch dates
Summary:
Ashido: you on the other hand have the sexual attraction of a leaf .. a wet leaf
Sero: Kaminari, the last time you spoke to a girl she thought it was the wind.
Kaminari: NO SHE DIDNT YOU GUYS WERE JUST MAKING WIND SOUNDS
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
March 17, Uraraka Ochako created this chat
Today, 9:18 AM
Midoriya: are we eating together today?
Uraraka: Sure! Unless you have plans with All Might ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Iida: That is inappropriate, Uraraka.
Midoriya: we don’t eat lunch together every day!
Asui: It is more often than you think, kero.
Midoriya: i’m sorry
Iida: I was planning on working with Hatsume on a few updates to my costume during lunch.
Midoriya: oh okay!
Uraraka: I’ll eat with you, Deku!
Midoriya: great!!!
Midoriya: what about you asui
Midoriya: tsu-chan I mean, sorry
Asui: Of course, I’ll be free :)
Midoriya: Todoroki?
Todoroki: Sure.
Iida: Be sure to stay out of trouble!
Uraraka: Okay, dad!
Midoriya: yessir!!!
Today, 11:30 AM
Uraraka: Actually, I’m sorry Deku!!! It turns out I didn’t do too well on our last test so now Aizawa-sensei wants me to stay and study with the others. (´;д;`)
Midoriya: oh no!
Iida: Uraraka, we studied and everything. We should study together later tonight, Yaoyorozu and I were planning on holding a study session. Everyone is welcome to come.
Midoriya: i hope he doesn’t punish you all too bad
Midoriya: tsu, you’re still free though right?
Today, 11:37 AM
Midoriya: guess it’s just you and me, todoroki!
Todoroki: Okay. See you in a few minutes.
Midoriya: great!
Iida Tenya has added Uraraka Ochako and Asui Tsuyu to the chat
Today, 11:38 AM
Iida: Are you two up to something?
Uraraka: No. Why do you ask?
Iida: It’s unusual for you to have to be in Aizawa-sensei’s study sessions.
Uraraka: I’ll talk to you about it later, Iida. :)
Asui: :)
Iida: Hm. Alright.
Bakusquad
Today, 12:34 PM
Bakugou: why the fuck are half and half bastard and deku sitting alone together
Bakugou: they’re fucking conspiring
Kaminari: about what???
Bakugou: I DONT KNOW
Kirishima: maybe they’re thinking about strategies?
Ashido: OR THEYRE DATING
Kirishima: or that too
Kaminari: idk bros todoroki has the sexual attraction of a rock like I doubt he can put the moves on
Kaminari: ME on the other hand………..
Ashido: you on the other hand have the sexual attraction of a leaf .. a wet leaf
Sero: Kaminari, the last time you spoke to a girl she thought it was the wind.
Kaminari : NO SHE DIDNT YOU GUYS WERE JUST MAKING WIND SOUNDS
Ashido: AM I NOT A GIRL?
Bakugou: you all are insufferable
Kirishima: why don’t we eat lunch together?????
Ashido: i’m in aizawa’s study session )))))))))))))))):
Kaminari: me too )))))))):
Sero: me x3
Kaminari: OH SHIT BRO I DIDNT EVEN SEE YOU
Sero: I’m literally sitting right behind you
Sero: it is now obvious why you’re here.
Bakugou: you’re all idiots. shitty hair, let’s go.
Ashido: kaminari you’re honestly so stupid
Kirishima: hell yeah bro!
Ashido: AM. I. NOT. A. GIRL.
Kaminari: coughs
Sero: y’all hear something
Kaminari: it’s the wind
Kaminari: WHOOOOOOOSH HOWL
Ashido: you know what
Kaminari Denki has left the group
Ashido: (:
Bakugou Katsuki has added Kaminari Denki to the group
Bakugou: Now shut up and focus.
Kaminari: yes dad
Bakugou: we’re all studying tonight
Ashido: IT’S NOT MY FAULT I DIDNT DO WELL, ITS KAMINARI’S
Kaminari: SHUT UP I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
Ashido: YOU KEPT SAYING WE WERE STUDYING BUT THEN KEPT KICKING MY ASS IN 8BALL
Kaminari: uh also… i’m studying with momo
Kaminari Denki has left the group
Bakugou: traitor.
Sero: hm.
Kirishima: Momo is really smart, maybe we should join them?
Kirishima Eijirou has added Kaminari Denki to the group
Bakugou: NO. WE ARE STUDYING TOGETHER.
Ashido: YEAH AS A FAMILY.
Sero: Kaminari is just trying to get in with the rest of the girls, don’t be fooled
Kaminari: I AM NOT.
Ashido: sooooooooooooooooooo are todoroki and midoriya getting it on or what
Bakugou: SHUT. UP.
Notes:
i'm going to run out of things to say in these notes. jinkies. hope y'all enjoyed!
Chapter 4: study session
Summary:
Bakugou: i’m gonna tutor the SHIT outta you, shitty hair
Chapter Text
Class 1-A
Today, 3:34 PM
Iida: Good afternoon, everyone! Yaoyorozu and I will be holding a study session for a good portion of tonight in light of the number of peers who have had to attend Aizawa-sensei’s study sessions. Stop by at any point in the evening if you need assistance!
Midoriya: thank you so much, you two!
Tokoyami: It is much appreciated.
Hagakure: Thanks!!!!!!!
Iida: Of course. I want to ensure the success of my peers as much as possible!
Ojiro: Will be there!
Todoroki: I will stop by too.
Midoriya: i wish i could stop by, but i’m going to train for a bit!
Tokoyami: I will stop by for a moment, I prefer to study alone.
Shoji: Me as well.
Kaminari: BAKUGOU IS KEEPING US HOSTAGE. SAVE US
Uraraka: What’s he doing now?
Kaminari: MAKING US STUDY WITH HIM
Bakugou: shut the fuck up
Kirishima: I don’t think we can be saved at this point, dude.
Kaminari: but i wanted to study with everyone else!!!!
Bakugou: TOO DAMN BAD.
Jirou: I always knew bakugou would be the one to keep someone in his basement
Bakugou: FUCK YOU
Ashido: he’s not denying it
Bakugou: FINE YOU FUCKS CAN GO STUDY WITH THEM WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CARE, I DON’T. IDIOTS CAN STUDY WITH IDIOTS.
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group
Midoriya: …
Midoriya: we’ll let him cool off a little.
Shoji: Good idea.
Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki
Today, 3:38 PM
Kirishima: hey bro, you okay?
Bakugou: why wouldn’t i be, shitty hair
Bakugou: go study with fucking yaoyorozu and fucking iida
Kirishima: i’ll study with you
Bakugou: just go shitty hair
Bakugou: i study better on my fucking own anyway
Bakugou: even though i’m a great fucking teacher
Kirishima: prove it then!
Bakugou: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME
Kirishima: yep :)
Bakugou: my room, five minutes.
Bakugou: i’m gonna tutor the SHIT outta you, shitty hair
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today, 5:32 PM
Midoriya: hey guys, my mom brought by a huge basket of snacks, so once you’re done studying you can come grab some!!
Uraraka: omw
Asui: That was really sweet of your mom! :)
Midoriya: yeah, she’s the best! i told her about the study session, uraraka, so she made some “special brain food”
Midoriya: she also brought some orange juice for you, iida!
Iida: She is a very thoughtful woman.
Uraraka: Your mom probs thinks I’m stupid lol
Todoroki: Midoriya, are you done training?
Midoriya: she does not!!!!! i think she likes you more than me, ochako…
Midoriya: almost, i’m taking a water break. i just want to run a little bit more!
Uraraka: I don’t even think that’s possible, Deku.
Todoroki: Don’t work yourself too hard.
Midoriya: it definitely is!!
Midoriya: just a short run, i’ll be back in five!
Iida: We won’t see him for another hour.
Asui: Midoriya just likes to work hard :)
Todoroki: Hm.
Today, 6:03 PM
Midoriya: i’m back!
Midoriya: i had to shower and everything, sorry
Uraraka: Welcome back!
Midoriya: thank you!!
Midoriya: how was the studying?
Uraraka: It was fine! Iida and Yao-Momo really know a lot!!
Iida: Yaoyorozu is very skilled in tutoring.
Midoriya: you are too, iida!
Midoriya: has everyone already eaten dinner? I completely forgot to eat (。ŏ﹏ŏ)
Asui: Most of us ate while we were studying. Sato volunteered his baking skills too. It was a treat :)
Midoriya: guess I missed out huh…
Iida: No worries, there will be other times.
Midoriya: I know, I just kinda miss you guys! we didn’t eat together at lunch and i totally missed dinner
Uraraka: I’ll eat again!!!! (๑و•̀ω•́)و
Iida: You shouldn’t overdo it, Ochako.
Midoriya: i’ll be okay! i should hunker down and study anyway!
Todoroki: You should eat, Midoriya.
Midoriya: i’ll eat! just later! don’t worry about me!
Asui: Remember to take of yourself!
Midoriya: you all worry too much!
Todoroki: If you weren’t so reckless, I think we’d trust you a little bit more.
Midoriya: sorry…
Uraraka: Still remember to eat!! We still love you!!!
Midoriya: love you too!
Chapter 5: lovebirds
Summary:
Bakugou: me and kirishima studied.
Ashido: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Chapter Text
Bakusquad
Today, 6:13 PM
Bakugou: you all are idiots and I hate you
Sero: well hello to you too, bakugou
Bakugou: fuck off
Ashido: what did we do THIS TIME
Kaminari: breathe
Ashido: no that’s midoriya
Sero: true
Sero: aww, is bakugou mad because we didn’t study with him???
Bakugou: me and kirishima studied.
Ashido: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kaminari: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shit
Sero: just the two of you?
Kirishima: yeah! bakugou is a tough teacher, but I think I learned a bit!
Ashido: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kaminari: tough you say…….
Ashido: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bakugou: WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BIT.
Ashido: he did say tough…….. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kirishima: *rough
Ashido: ROUGH
Kaminari: BRO WHAT
Ashido: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROUGH. KIRISHIMA.
Kaminari: BRO.
Kaminari: ARE YOU AND BAKUGOU
Kaminari Denki and Ashido Mina have left the group
Bakugou: idiots.
Kirishima: I was just saying rough because you kept hitting me with a rolled up magazine-
Bakugou: they’re just being idiots.
Bakugou: and I only hit you five times this time. progress.
Sero Hanta has added Ashido Mina and Kaminari Denki to the group
Sero: are you two done
Ashido: ROUGH
Kirishima: Mina, Bakugou kept hitting me
Kirishima: with a magazine.
Kirishima: ……..what are you trying to say
Ashido: kiri….. honey…………….. sweet boy…….
Kaminari: ARE YOU GUYS BANGIN
Bakugou: i’m going to bang your head against the wall of you don’t shut the fuck up
Ashido: understood, have a nice day.
Ashido: sero, why are you so grumpy today?
Sero: i’m not grumpy???
Ashido: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok mr grump
Sero: ….anyway, I think that we should leave the lovebirds to it.
Kaminari: TO WHAT
Ashido: to KISS
Ashido: and apparently hit each other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bakugou: I hate you all.
Kirishima: wait, who’re the lovebirds??
Ashido: kirishima.
Bakugou: kaminari and his fucking juice
Kaminari: YOU AND
Kaminari Denki has left the group
Ashido: he removed him because it’s the TRUTH
Bakugou: ALL YOU ALL DO IS TALK OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY
Ashido Mina has added Kaminari Denki to the group
Sero: bakugou, you do realize that you’re only making yourself look guilty
Sero: you’re not denying anything
Bakugou: THERE’S NOTHING GOING ON IDIOTS
Ashido: anyway sero
Ashido: i heard midoriya had snacks, wanna go grab some
Sero: hell yeah, let’s go
Kirishima: omg wait you guys think that me and bakugou like each other??????
Sero: mina i’ll meet you at your room ( ‾ʖ̫‾)
Kaminari: I WANNA GO TOO!!!!!
Ashido: okie dokie, hurry up
Ashido: you’re not allowed to come, go hang out with jirou some more
Kaminari: MAYBE I WILL
Sero: developments….
Kirishima: sTOP IGNORING ME
Kaminari: get used to it, kiri T_T
Ashido: hurry it up sero, i’m STARVING
Bakugou: you’re all idiots.
Chapter 6: worry & hurt
Summary:
Uraraka: It’s almost like they’re in a world only they understand
Uraraka: It’s been like that since… summer training?
Uraraka: I can’t compete with that.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Iida Tenya has added Uraraka Ochako, Tsuyu Asui, and Tororoki Shouto to the group
Today, 7:02 PM
Iida: I’m worried about Midoriya.
Iida: He’s relentless with training and he’s missed dinner nearly every day this week.
Uraraka: I know, me too. He doesn’t seem to listen to us…
Uraraka: Todoroki, why don’t you go visit him and bring him something to eat? I’m sure he’d listen to you!! :)
Iida: Todoroki?
Uraraka: Yeah, Deku is surprisingly more open to suggestion when it comes from Todoroki, so I’m sure he’d be able to get him to eat!
Uraraka: Though I wonder why that is…
Iida: Hmmm.
Iida: Would that be alright, Todoroki?
Todoroki: I don’t mind.
Iida Tenya & Uraraka Ochako
Today, 7:05 PM
Iida: What are you doing?
Uraraka: What do you mean?
Iida: Ochako....
Iida: I feel like you’re pushing Midoriya and Todoroki together.
Iida: And I know how you … feel about Midoriya.
Uraraka: Don’t you see how they look at each other?
Uraraka: It’s almost like they’re in a world only they understand
Uraraka: It’s been like that since… summer training?
Uraraka: I can’t compete with that.
Uraraka: So, I’m gonna focus on their happiness!
Uraraka: It’s only right. :)
Iida: Your happiness is also important, Ochako.
Iida: Does he know?
Uraraka: No. It’ll only make things complicated if they do like each other.
Iida: Your feelings are just as important as theirs. There’s no way of knowing how they feel about each other without something solid to go off of. Looks mean nothing. They’ve been closer since the sports festival.
Iida: I don’t want to see any of my friends in pain.
Iida: Is this what you and Tsu were doing earlier?
Uraraka: Thanks for your concern, it really does mean a lot ♡
Uraraka: ….and yeah. It was. It’s fun to see Deku flustered heh
Iida: It’s not fun to see you upset, though.
Iida: You know you can always talk to me.
Uraraka: ….mind if I come by?
Iida: Not at all. My door is always open.
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 8:00 PM
Midoriya: thank you again for bringing me food
Midoriya: i guess i forgot to eat again…. Again (⌒_⌒;)
Todoroki: You really need to take better care of yourself
Midoriya: i know, i know
Midoriya: i just get really focused and then three hours have passed
Midoriya: don’t tell iida, but i’m a little behind on homework
Todoroki: Do you want me to come back over to help?
Midoriya: you’ve already done so much, i don’t want to bother you
Midoriya: i’m in focus mode! I’ll get it all done
Midoriya: has uraraka been acting weird around you?
Todoroki: I wouldn’t mind. You need to stop pushing yourself so hard.
Todoroki: Has she? I think she was kind of quiet earlier but she might just have something on her mind.
Midoriya: i’m worried she’s got something troubling her
Midoriya: i hope she’s alright
Midoriya: i’m okay shouto, really
Midoriya: just stumbled a little, but i’m back on track!
Today, 8:30 PM
Todoroki: That’s good to hear.
Todoroki: Also, Midoriya
Todoroki: Do you want me to call you Izuku?
Today, 8:45 PM
Midoriya: yeah..
Todoroki: Okay, I can do that.
Midoriya: is it okay if i call you shouto?
Todoroki: I didn’t object to it, did I?
Midoriya: OKAY WELL I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE
Midoriya: thank you again, shouto. I’m glad you kinda pulled me out of the weird study trance i was in
Midoriya: you kinda do that a lot (^_^;)
Todoroki: Glad that I could help somehow.
Midoriya: me too..
Midoriya: well i should get back to studying!
Midoriya: goodnight, shouto
Todoroki: Goodnight, Izuku.
Notes:
progress! finally!
so we're going to be updating the chapters daily, though there might be a disruption soon since we're both going into finals week in a few weeks, so we gotta hunker down. stay tuned! we appreciate all the love and support we've been getting.
Chapter 7: a break
Summary:
Kaminari: THIS IS WHY I DIDN’T WANT TO STUDY WITH YOU ASSHOLES
Kaminari: YEET ON OUT OF MY LIFE.
Ashido: gladly, especially after “yeet”
Sero: I’m gonna yeet you
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Class 1-A
Today, 6:30 PM
Ashido: hey everyone! i think we deserve a break
Ashido: I wanna go to the beach before it gets too cold
Mineta: YES.
Midoriya: that sounds fun!
Jirou: someone put that thing on a leash if we’re all going
Ashido: don’t give him any ideas…
Ashido: it’s last minute but I was thinking tomorrow?
Midoriya: that sounds perfect!
Iida: It would be a nice chance to relax.
Tokoyami: Agreed.
Hagakure: I just bought a new suit so this is perfect!
Kirishima: oh this sounds perfect! A bonfire….. and then another manly test of courage!!!!
Midoriya: like what, kirishima?
Ashido: hell yeah, hagakure!!!
Bakusquad
Today , 6:31 PM
Bakugou: what the fuck ashido?
Ashido: what????
Bakugou: I don’t want to spend a whole other day with all these extras
Kaminari: stop being such a sour puss
Bakugou: shut the fuck up
Kirishima: i think it’ll be nice to hang out with everyone!!
Sero: yeah, i don’t care either
Sero: the girls tho
Kaminari: yessssssss
Kaminari: hagakure’s got a new bathing suit
Ashido: guess you’re overruled, big grump
Ashido: you two are as bad as mineta
Bakugou: then I won’t fucking go
Kirishima: aw, bakugo :(
Kirishima: you’re gonna miss the test of courage!
Bakugou: what test of courage
Kaminari: DON’T COMPARE US TO THAT CREEP.
Ashido: yeah bakugou if you don’t go, kirishima will miiiiiisssss youuuuuuu
Bakugou: you’re a fucking child ashido
Kirishima: There’s a cliff there, and it’s not too dangerous so I was thinking about cliff diving!
Sero: that sounds like fun wtf
Sero: bakugou you have to come and do it
Bakugou: …
Bakugou: FINE. i’ll GO. but i’m only going for the cliff diving.
Ashido: and kirishima
Kaminari: and kirishima
Ashido: JINX
Sero: LMAO SHUT UP Y’ALL
Kirishima: …..anyway
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group
Ashido: look what you did kaminari smh
Kaminari: WHAT
Ashido: kiri go talk to him
Kaminari: yeah kiri
Ashido: shut up you’ve done enough damage
Kaminari: W H A T
Kirishima: do you guys think he hates me?
Ashido: why would you think that?
Kaminari: honestly bro
Ashido Mina & Kaminari Denki
Today, 6:33 PM
Ashido: don’t you fucking dare
Kaminari: I WASNT GONNA DO NOTHIN
Ashido: you better not, or you’ll accidentally cliff dive too, but it’ll be on rocks
Kaminari: you sound like bakugou … scary
Ashido: Denki.
Kaminari: yikes ok…
Bakusquad
Today, 6:34 PM
Kaminari: hell no, you’re the best bro he could ask for
Kirishima: okay… I’ll go talk to him then.
Ashido: YOU CAN DO IT KIRI
Ashido: WE HAVE FAITH IN U
Sero: lmao get wrecked kaminari
Kaminari: THIS IS WHY I DIDN’T WANT TO STUDY WITH YOU ASSHOLES
Kaminari: YEET ON OUT OF MY LIFE.
Ashido: gladly, especially after “yeet”
Sero: I’m gonna yeet you
Today , 8:00 PM
Kirishima Eijirou has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group
Bakugou: you all are fucking idiots
Sero: tell kaminari something he doesn’t know
Kaminari: YOU’RE AN IDIOT TOO SERO
Ashido: it’s mostly you tho
Ashido: bakugou are you still coming?
Bakugou: fucking yes, i’m going to show everyone that i’m an amazing cliff diver
Kirishima: perfect!
Ashido: we need snacks
Kaminari: ADVENTURE
Notes:
sorry this one is late, i was away and we're mourning jay's laptop, so thanks for your patience!
Chapter 8: beach day
Summary:
Mineta: guess it’s just you and me uraraka
Uraraka: what did you think you would gain?
Uraraka Ochako has left the group
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Class 1-A
Today , 8:04 AM
Ashido: TODAY’S THE DAY LADIES, GENTLEMEN, MINETA
Mineta: right out the gate with that one
Ashido: i figured we’d all just meet out front and head there together
Midoriya: that sounds perfect!
Uraraka: i’ll be ready!!
Kirishima: I think it takes about an hour or so to get there, so we should leave soon!
Kaminari: LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Today , 8:50 AM
Sero: cannot believe we almost missed the fucking bus
Sero: oops lmao wrong chat
Jirou: well, we’re still on it are we not?
Ashido: if SOMEBODY didn’t take ten years to get ready
Aoyama: one should always look perfect, mademoiselle
Kaminari: damn sero how’d u get these two confused
Kaminari: in one, bakugou is constantly yelling at us and in the other there’s fucking mineta
Mineta: wait you guys have other group chats?
Ashido: fuck.
Mineta Minoru has added Ashido Mina, Asui Tsuyu, Uraraka Ochako, Jirou Kyoka, Hagakure Toru, and Yaoyorozu Momo to the group
Today , 8:52 AM
Ashido: Absolutely not.
Ashido Mina has left the group
Yaoyorozu Momo has left the group
Hagakure Toru has left the group
Jirou Kyoka has left the group
Asui Tsuyu has left the group
Mineta: guess it’s just you and me uraraka
Uraraka: what did you think you would gain?
Uraraka Ochako has left the group
Class 1-A
Today , 8:54 AM
Sero: anyway, it was cause you were the last one to speak kaminari
Sero: you almost always kill the chat
Kaminari: i DO NOT
Ashido: sero’s right, you’re like mineta 2
Tokoyami: son of mineta
Shoji: mineta jr.
Bakugou: you’re all literally fucking sitting next to each other
Bakugou: stop blowing up my fucking phone
Ashido: you blow up your own phone lmfaoooooo
Kaminari: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jirou: lmfao damn, mcsplodey got roasted for once
Bakugou: what the fuck did you say, creepy earlobe girl
Kaminari: don’t talk to her like that
Ashido: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sero: eye emoji
Midoriya: this is our stop everyone, pay attention!
Ashido: saved by broccoli boy
Tokoyami: which was saved?
Ashido: which do you think
Today , 11:53 AM
Yaoyorozu: Hello, everyone! Lunch is almost ready if you’d like to come eat!
Yaoyorozu: Special thanks to Todoroki for the fire!
Iida: And don’t forget to wait a bit before going back into the water.
Ashido: AND THEN AFTER WE’RE GONNA DO KIRISHIMA’S THING
Midoriya: what thing?
Kirishima: cliff diving!!! c’mon midoriya, you have to show your manliness >: )
Midoriya: that sounds cool!
Kaminari: idk about flinging yourself off of rocks….. onto possibly other rocks
Sero: I guess you wouldn’t since you barely have the courage to do anything else
Ashido: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT
Bakugou: shut the fuck up and eat
Ashido: yes dad
Midoriya: it’s okay kaminari, you don’t have to do it, but i’m sure it is safe
Ashido: kaminari even midoriya’s gonna do it
Mineta: I’M DOING IT TOO
Ashido: yikes
Notes:
this one's a bit short, but i can't wait for these upcoming chapters! as always, thanks for all the love and support, jay and i fanboy over the comments we've been getting!
Chapter 9: the kiss
Summary:
Kaminari: THEY KISSED
Ashido: fuck you kaminari stealing my thunder
Sero: THEY WHAT
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Bakusquad
Today , 2:16 PM
Ashido: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
Ashido: wait lmfao
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group
Ashido: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
Sero: lmao wtf what happened
Kirishima: what’s up???
Ashido: MIDORIYA
Ashido: AND URARAKA
Kaminari: THEY KISSED
Ashido: fuck you kaminari stealing my thunder
Sero: THEY WHAT
Kirishima: omg, wait, don’t they like each other anyway???
Kirishima: or wait
Kirishima: does… midoriya like uraraka?
Ashido: SERO THEY FUCKING KISSED OMG
Kaminari: kirishima, my best bro, my other half ( bro-ly ).....
Ashido: kiri, midoriya gay as hell
Ashido: and if he’s not gay, he’s not straight enough for uraraka
Kaminari: URARAKA ON THE OTHER HAND SUPER STRAIGHT FOR MIDORIYA
Ashido: it’s kinda like how kaminari is SUPER into jirou but jirou wants kaminari dead
Ashido: but midoriya doesn’t want her dead
Kaminari: SHUT UP SHE DOESN’T WANT ME DEAD SHE’S WARMING UP
Ashido: warming up like water in a freezer
Sero: LMAO
Sero: okay, wait mina
Sero: where is the source
Sero: did you see this happen?
Ashido: YES YES YES YES
Ashido: SHE ALMOST TURNED AS PINK AS ME
Ashido: oh shit hold on
Ashido Mina & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 2:20 PM
Ashido: heeeeeeeeeey todoroki
Ashido: you okay?
Todoroki: ?
Todoroki: What are you talking about?
Ashido: uh
Ashido: the kiss??????
Ashido: did you not see it????
Todoroki: No??
Todoroki: Ashido, what the hell are you talking about now
Ashido: uh.
Ashido: GO ASK MIDORIYA IM NOT TELLING YOU
Todoroki: Okay?
Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku
Today , 2:25 PM
Todoroki: Hey, Midoriya. Did something happen today? I heard something about a kiss and was told to ask you.
Today , 2:33 PM
Midoriya: it uh
Midoriya: it was an accident an d i didn’t mean to at all
Todoroki: So you kissed someone?
Midoriya: uraraka
Midoriya: on accident
Midoriya: i didn’t see her coming at me until it was too late, she didn’t mean to at all, it was just the waves and
Midoriya: i’m sure she feels just as embarrassed about it as i do she ran off before i could apologize or say anything and
Midoriya: wait who told you?
Todoroki: Mina
Midoriya: oh
Midoriya: i’m sorry
Todoroki: Why are you apologizing to me?
Midoriya: i
Midoriya: yeah.. you’re right sorry
Midoriya: i’ll just
Midoriya: leave you alone
Iida Tenya & Uraraka Ochako
Today , 2:20 PM
Iida: Is everything alright? I tried following after you, but Ashido told me to leave you for a bit.
Uraraka: I accidentally kissed Deku!!!
Uraraka: I feel so terrible oh my god
Uraraka: It was an accident I swear !!!!
Uraraka: but now I feel like everything is strange…
Iida: Why do you feel like that? If it was an accident, it was an accident.
Uraraka: Because now Deku looks a little sad and I feel like for some reason I caused it.
Iida: Ah.
Iida: Well are you alright?
Uraraka: I think so. It would be foolish of me to think that anything would change because of this little incident, but I think a hug would be nice.
Iida: Ochako, if you want something to change, you have to make it change, not will it to change.
Iida: But, I’ll come give you a hug.
Uraraka: I know, thank you.
Notes:
heyyooo! this is jay writing the end note this time. I just want to say thank you once again to everyone who has read this, bookmarked it, given it kudos and all that :' ) We really do appreciate all the support that you've given us, directly or indirectly. please continue to enjoy this silly mess we've created! Let us know your favorites so far! Mine is Kaminari.
Chapter 10: cliff diving
Summary:
Kaminari: do you think if i gave todoroki some milk he’d be able to make ice cream
Sero: you need more than just milk to make ice cream, you absolute wet sock
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today, 3:00 PM
Asui: Kirishima is looking for Deku and Todoroki, he told me to ask where you all were in here. Are you all still interested in the cliff diving?
Midoriya: oh right the cliff diving
Midoriya: i’m still interested!
Midoriya: tsu are you diving too?
Asui: I might, I’ll see when I get up there : )
Midoriya: i’ll head up there soon, i don’t know where todoroki is though..
Iida: I thought I saw him by the beach.
Uraraka: Maybe I could go find him?
Uraraka: I’m near the beach
Iida: I’ll go with you.
Iida: Just so we don’t lose you too.
Midoriya: I can go with you Uraraka, it’s probably my fault anyway.
Iida: I don’t think that’s the best idea, Midoriya.
Uraraka: It’s okay, Deku.
Midoriya: oh okay
Midoriya: keep us updated!
Bakusquad
Today , 3:04 PM
Kaminari Denki has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group
Bakugou: WHY THE FUCK WAS I TAKEN OUT
Ashido: we had to discuss drama without your grumpy ass in here
Bakugou: MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING GROUP CHAT
Ashido: too much work
Kaminari: do you think if i gave todoroki some milk he’d be able to make ice cream
Sero: you need more than just milk to make ice cream, you absolute wet sock
Kirishima: WHO IS COMING TO THE CLIFF
Kirishima: oh my bad, caps
Kirishima: but still who’s coming : ))
Ashido: sero and i are on our way
Ashido: who knows where kaminari is
Kaminari: i thought it was just milk and ice
Kaminari: what else do you put in it????????
Kaminari: climbing this is exhausting
Kaminari: why’d you have to pick the highest cliff in the world bro
Kaminari: and all i want is ice cream
Bakugou: kaminari you have no fucking shame
Ashido: speaking of ice, did you guys see todoroki sulking more than usual earlier
Kirishima: I’ve been up here for a little bit now, so I haven’t seen him
Sero: no, I have. wonder if it’s about the kiss
Ashido: wait kirishima are you with bakugou?
Ashido: IT TOTALLY IS THERE’S SOMETHING GOING ON AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT
Bakugou: why does it matter, either things
Bakugou: this is so fucking stupid
Ashido: you’re such a buzzkill
Kirishima: yeah, bakugou’s here. why?
Ashido: juuuuust wondering
Kirishima: anyway, are you guys almost here?
Kaminari: right behind you bro!!!!!!
Kirishima: oh lol
Class 1-A
Today, 3:30 PM
Kirishima: Is anyone else coming up to jump?
Tokoyami: i am on my way.
Ashido: ANYONE WHO DOESN’T JUMP besides koda IS A BIG CHICKEN
Today , 5:46 PM
Ashido: AND THE RESULTS ARE IN FOLKS, who’s the winner of the cliff diving competition, kirishima?
Kirishima: drum roll please!!!
Kaminari: drum noises
Midoriya: LMFAO
Jirou: god DAMN it Kaminari lmaoo
Kirishima: the winner
Kirishima: of this beach trip’s cliff diving competition
Kirishima: is none other than
Kirishima: …
Iida: The suspense is killing me.
Bakugou: c’mon shitty hair
Tokoyami: i am also intrigued.
Kirishima: our very own….
Kirishima: Bakugou Katsuki!!!!
Kirishima: and Tsu-chan as a very close runner up!
Midoriya: congrats kacchan!
Midoriya: and tsu-chan!!!
Bakugou: FUCK YEAH
Ashido: eye emoji
Kaminari: eye emoji
Sero: eye emoji (sent with echo)
Tokoyami: competition of courage.
Shoji: eye emoji x4
Iida: Why is everyone so suspicious?
Kirishima: yeah, wtf
Sero: Kirishima, you… you sweet child…
Ashido: how sad is it that even shoji is in on it
Kaminari: even i know what’s goin on bro
Kirishima: hmm…
Iida: Oh!
Iida: eye emoji.
Chapter 11: realizations
Summary:
Todoroki: It’s obvious?
Ashido: todoroki omg
Ashido: i mean it’s obvious to me… and sero.
Ashido: uraraka, tsu-chan
Ashido: maybe even kirishima and kaminari
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Midoriya Izuku & Uraraka Ochako
Today , 5:55 PM
Midoriya: hi
Midoriya: i was wondering if we could talk
Midoriya: i understand if you’re upset with me, but i just want to make sure you’re okay..
Uraraka: Aw, thanks for checking in on me, Deku.
Uraraka: I’m not upset with you, I promise.
Uraraka: I just felt really bad on my own, because I thought that I might have ruined something you had going on
Midoriya: what do you mean something going on?
Midoriya: you shouldn’t feel bad! it was an accident!
Uraraka: I know! I know, I still feel bad though ;;
Uraraka: I just thought… that maybe you and Todoroki had something going on… and that I might have done something to upset both of you.
Uraraka: I saw how quiet Todoroki got after the whole thing happened… and you looked kind of sad too… so then I felt even worse.
Uraraka: So, I’m just going to be straight up with you, Deku. I like you, but I feel as though your heart lies elsewhere. With Todoroki. And though I’d love to be the one that catches your eye, if that is the truth, then there’s nothing that can be done about it. So I’ll cheer you both on and support you!
Today , 6:15 PM
Midoriya: ochako…
Midoriya: i don’t really
Midoriya: know what to say to all..
Midoriya: i didn’t
Midoriya: know you had feelings for me. i thought they were for iida
Midoriya: i’m so sorry, ochako.
Today, 6:20 PM
Uraraka: It’s… It’ll be fine. You don’t have to apologize if you don’t feel the same way!
Uraraka: I just didn’t want this to go on much longer and have it affect our friendship.
Uraraka: Thanks for being my friend, Deku. I really appreciate you.
Midoriya: i really appreciate you, ochako.
Midoriya: we’re kinda in the same boat though…
Midoriya: i uh never really told anyone about how i felt because it’s just.. Not realistic
Midoriya: i just kinda assumed they’d go away, you know?
Midoriya: and if he had feelings for anyone, it wouldn’t be me of all people!
Uraraka: Deku, I’m going to be honest with you one more time.
Uraraka: As an outsider, I can totally see that Todoroki is closer to you than anyone else in our class. The way he looks at you, especially after you’ve done something cool… I’ve never seen him look at anyone else like that
Uraraka: There’s definitely something there. I can’t speak for Todoroki, but I can definitely see the sparks.
Uraraka: You should talk to him about it. I have a good feeling!
Midoriya: i
Midoriya: thank you, ochako.
Ashido Mina & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 6:05 PM
Ashido: hey grump jr
Ashido: where’d you sulk off to earlier?
Todoroki: Why?
Ashido: i’m nosy, wanna make sure you’re okay, i care, i’m nosy
Ashido: just a few reasons
Todoroki: I had decided to take a walk. It was too noisy.
Ashido: okay grandpa
Ashido: it had nothing to do with the kiss?
Todoroki: No.
Ashido: are you lying?
Todoroki: ...No.
Ashido: gasp todorki shouto is a dirty LIAR
Todoroki: Mina, don’t you need to go make sure kaminari isn’t making a fool of himself?
Ashido: shouto, i’m not his keeper and even if i was, it’s hilarious when he makes a fool of himself are you kidding me
Ashido: talk to mama mina
Todoroki: If I said yes, would you leave me alone?
Ashido: definitely not
Ashido: because obviously i know the answer and i just want you to be able to put it out into the universe
Ashido: AND because your sour face when you see midoriya literally talk to anyone but you is NOT subtle
Todoroki: Your point?
Ashido: i dunno, what is my point, shouto?
Todoroki: If you’re trying to get me to say that I like him, then maybe that’s it.
Ashido: hmmmm?
Todoroki: And maybe I do, so what?
Ashido: you do?
Todoroki: Yes, that’s what I typed right?
Ashido: don’t get sassy with me
Todoroki: Anyway, it doesn’t matter because things are just going to get complicated.
Ashido: why do you say that?
Todoroki: Things are going to get complicated with Uraraka and Midoriya, and I’m not sure how that will turn out.
Ashido: you’re so vague i hate having to drag every little thing out of you
Ashido: how what will turn out? Uraraka getting rejected because midoriya is so obviously into you?
Todoroki: What?
Ashido: what to what
Todoroki: It’s obvious?
Ashido: todoroki omg
Ashido: i mean it’s obvious to me… and sero.
Ashido: uraraka, tsu-chan
Ashido: maybe even kirishima and kaminari
Ashido: he kept waiting for you to come up on the cliff with us, he was like the last one to jump because he was waiting
Todoroki: He was?
Ashido: yeah, he was.
Todoroki: During that time, Uraraka had come to talk to me. She explained everything, and how it was an accident, but something just felt off. Like she was sad. That’s why I didn’t know how things were going to go, especially if they talk about it. I don’t know what’s going on in Izuku’s mind sometimes.
Ashido: did you talk to him like i told you to?
Todoroki: Yeah, I did.
Ashido: how’d that go?
Todoroki: He told me what happened and then asked me who told me. When I told him, he said he was sorry, so I asked him why he was apologizing to me. Then he said he’d leave me alone.
Ashido: TODOROKI SHOUTO WHY WOULD HE APOLOGIZE TO YOU. THINK.
Todoroki: He apologizes a lot, sometimes it’s hard to tell.
Ashido: shouto.
Todoroki: Maybe he thought I was mad at him?
Todoroki: But I dunno why he would think that unless he
Todoroki: Oh.
Ashido: oh my GOD. finally. Light bulb
Ashido: now share with mama mina what your discovery is. Unless he what?
Todoroki: Unless he thought that I would be mad at him for kissing her. Because that would only be the case if he had feelings for me.
Ashido: ding ding ding ding ding ding
Ashido: finally
Ashido: you gays are so oblivious
Todoroki: I’m going to go talk to him in person.
Ashido: good plan, let me know how that goes.
Notes:
happy thanksgiving to those who celebrate it for better reasons than why it's usually celebrated!
Chapter 12: snacks
Summary:
Kirishima: Kaminari… bro….
Kirishima: lol you totally have a crush on Jirou
Kaminari: AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON BAKUGOU SO WHAT
Ashido: oh ym god
Sero: LMAO FUCK
Chapter Text
Jirou Kyoka & Kaminari Denki
Today , 6:07 PM
Kaminari: so that drum thing was kinda funny huh
Kaminari: definitely made you laugh
Jirou: who told you you could contact me outside of the group chat
Kaminari: well it’s too late now
Kaminari: ………. Can i contact you outside of the group chat
Jirou: as long as you don’t say something stupid
Jirou: which I’m sure will be difficult for you
Kaminari: …………………………
Kaminari: so
Kaminari: i was wondering what your favorite snack was cuz me and sero and kirishima and ashido and sometimes bakugou go out to the convenient store and we’re probably gonna go tonight so i could like maybe grab you something or something or whatever no big deal or anything
Kaminari: and i mean you wouldn’t have to see me or whatever, i could leave it outside your door for you
Jirou: that was the longest message I’ve ever read
Jirou: but you don’t have to do that, I can pick it up from you. or just knock if you’re going to drop it off lol
Kaminari: REALLY
Kaminari: it was totally the drum thing
Jirou: do you really think I would turn down free snacks?
Kaminari: oh
Kaminari: WELL
Kaminari: i still definitely made you laugh so point for me
Jirou: sure lol
Kaminari: WORK WITH ME HERE
Jirou: what do you want???
Kaminari: right now i really want some ice cream
Kaminari: do you think todoroki could make ice cream?
Kaminari: sero said you needed more than just ice and milk but like what else would you need you know?
Kaminari: you never answered my question
Jirou: Kaminari, that’s… what do you… think makes ice cream sweet?
Jirou: and what question?
Kaminari: THE MILK
Kaminari: snack
Jirou: ….milk isn’t sweet on its own.
Jirou: for a snack, i like takis.
Jirou: i like bubble tea too, but i’m not sure if that counts
Kaminari: i like takis too!!!!!! And pop rocks
Kaminari: what kinda bubble tea?
Jirou: taro
Kaminari: ew
Jirou: anyway, what time are you guys gonna go? I’ll just come with if that’s cool.
Jirou: I wanna see mina
Kaminari: YEAH IT’S COOL
Kaminari: I’LL COME KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR WHEN WE GO IT’S KINDA RANDOM
Jirou: lol okay
Bakusquad
Today , 6:32 PM
Kaminari: we’re all going to the convenience store and jirou is coming with
Bakugou: fuck no
Ashido: kaminari sweetie, i’m spent
Kaminari: PLEASE
Kaminari: SERO, KIRISHIMA
Kaminari: MINA PLEASE YOU GOTTA COME
Sero: how did you manage to invite her?
Kirishima: Kaminari… bro….
Kirishima: lol you totally have a crush on Jirou
Kaminari: AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON BAKUGOU SO WHAT
Ashido: oh ym god
Sero: LMAO FUCK
Ashido: SERO LMFAOOOOO
Bakugou: what?
Ashido: omg
Kirishima: what?
Bakugou: kaminari stop talking out your fucking ass, be a man and fucking go alone with her.
Kaminari: NO, SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO SEE MINA
Sero: mina are you up to being a wingman tonight?
Ashido: i guess ill be a wingman to kaminari too
Ashido: kiri, you gonna come with?
Sero: he might be in shock lmao
Bakugou: why would he be in shock?
Ashido: well i don’t wanna go alone with sero or it’s gonna look weird
Ashido: bakugou you’re coming with
Bakugou: NO THE FUCK I’M NOT
Ashido: you owe me
Bakugou: I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT
Bakugou: SERO ANSWER MY QUESTION
Sero: i’m gonna leave that one up to you to figure out, smarty.
Bakugou: fuck you
Kaminari: SO ARE YOU GUYS COMING
Bakugou: no i’m going to fucking bed
Ashido: it’s like 7 pm
Sero: i’m sure it won’t be that bad with just the four of us.
Ashido: but it’s gonna look like a double daaaaaaaate
Kaminari: so WHAT.
Kirishima: eye emoji
Sero: I-
Ashido: KIRISHIMA EIJIROU
Ashido: GET BACK HERE
Sero: wow he really did that huh
Ashido: you four are gonna give me grey hairs
Ashido: and stress lines
Sero: just hurry up so Kaminari can stop bugging us
Ashido: don’t tell me what to do
Kaminari: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Chapter 13: shock
Summary:
Bakugou: glad that’s all cleared up, shitty hair
Bakugou: also uh
Bakugou: seeing you jump off the cliff was pretty manly i guess
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijiou
Today , 7:06 PM
Bakugou: shitty hair
Bakugou: why are you in shock
Today, 7:30 PM
Kirishima: sometimes it amazes me what comes out of Kaminari’s mouth is all lol
Bakugou: yeah it’s ridiculous that he thinks you have some kinda thing for me
Kirishima: haha yeah, that’s just silly.
Bakugou: cuz you don’t
Bakugou: right?
Today, 7:45 PM
Kirishima: right, of course not!! you’re my bro :)
Bakugou: lol yeah. that’s what I thought
Today , 8:00 PM
Bakugou: cuz i’m gonna be the top hero
Bakugou: and you’re gonna be up there too
Bakugou: and relationships like that are just distracting
Bakugou: plus, you’re a guy and even if I did date, i’m into girls
Kirishima: oh yeah, for sure!
Kirishima: totally!!!!
Kirishima: i wouldn’t think otherwise :)
Bakugou: and even if you did have feelings for me or whatever, you’d tell me
Bakugou: cuz we don’t keep secrets
Kirishima: exactly!
Kirishima: and you’d tell me too, if you had feelings like that for someone right?
Today , 8:13 PM
Bakugou: sure
Bakugou: glad that’s all cleared up, shitty hair
Bakugou: also uh
Bakugou: seeing you jump off the cliff was pretty manly i guess
Kirishima: thanks!! it was fun! you had fun too right?
Bakugou: yeah until all the idiots came up and were being fucking annoying
Kirishima Eijirou & Ashido Mina
Today, 8:19 PM
Kirishima: Attachment: 2 Images
Kirishima: um? can you tell me if this conversation between me and bakugou makes sense?
Ashido: bakugou said “lol” omg
Ashido: it makes sense that bakugou is a dumbass yes
Kirishima: does that last line mean that he had fun when it was just the two of us?
Kirishima: also I did not appreciate Kaminari calling me out like that. definitely not being a bro.
Ashido: kinda seems like it tbh
Ashido: i’ll talk to him, it’s just him being an idiot as usual
Ashido: i’m sure he feels like garbage
Ashido: what did you guys do up there all that time?
Kirishima: we just …talked?
Ashido: really?
Ashido: like a whole conversation????
Ashido: about what?
Kirishima: it was just about the trip, and about cliff diving
Kirishima: then I challenged him jokingly and of course he got that weird grin on his face that only fits him
Kirishima: he looked like he was enjoying it just being us
Ashido: i mean he’s always been more…. Comfortable around you kiri
Ashido: you know how he is, always speaking in like double talk
Ashido: he says one thing and means another
Ashido: and after talking with midoriya a little bit, katsuki never really had friends like us, like you
Ashido: he’s probably like frustrated or annoyed that he doesn’t know what he’s feeling, or that he’s never felt what he’s feeling
Ashido: and honestly, eijirou, i dunno. I think he’s into you. he like does these little things around you that are so small and so him, but different than what he does with like kaminari or me or sero
Kirishima: it just..
Kirishima: it just kinda hurt when he said that he was only into girls.
Kirishima: and i’ve told you before that I think… I think I might feel something for him..
Kirishima: should I respond to him? I don’t know what to say
Ashido: I mean … does he know you can be into both?
Ashido: I think you should respond but idk what you’d say either tbh
Kirishima: yeah, I don’t know. he’s smart, but I don’t think he’s considered something like that
Kirishima: i’ll come up with something
Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijiou
Today , 8:45 PM
Kirishima: I agree, but it was still fun with everyone else. the girls were even into it!
Bakugou: i guess
Bakugou: i can’t sleep, i’m gonna go for a walk
Kirishima: oh okay
Kirishima: wait, was that you that just knocked on my door?
Bakugou: duh, c’mon shitty hair
Kirishima: lol okay!
Notes:
thank you for all the support and comments as always! we love seeing that you all enjoy the fic.
Chapter 14: juicy happenings
Summary:
Ashido: sero the amount of gay shit going on right now is astounding
Ashido: i feel like im gonna explode from all these juicy happenings
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today , 8:54 AM
Iida: Are we all eating lunch together today?
Uraraka: I’m down!
Asui: I’m free as well. I heard Sato was making cookies for everyone so we should try to find him around that time too.
Iida: His cookies are always so amazing.
Iida: Todoroki?
Todoroki: Yeah, I’ll be there
Iida: Midoriya?
Midoriya: i uh gotta talk to
Midoriya: bakugou
Midoriya: sorry
Uraraka: ????
Uraraka: Why Bakugou?
Midoriya: uh
Midoriya: Aizawa wanted to talk to us because
Midoriya: of the fight
Midoriya: i think it’s a surprise punishment
Todoroki: Didn’t you all already get put on house arrest?
Iida: I thought that finished ages ago.
Midoriya: class is about to start again!!!!!!!!!!
Todoroki: Wtf
Iida: What is going on.
Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku
Today, 9:15 AM
Todoroki: Have you been avoiding me?
Todoroki: I’ve been trying to talk to you.
Midoriya: no.
Midoriya: talk about what?
Todoroki: About what happened at the beach, and how since then it seems you’ve been avoiding me.
Midoriya: i thought we already talked about the what happened at the beach..
Midoriya: i haven’t been avoiding you…
Todoroki: No, that wasn’t a talk.
Midoriya: oh.
Midoriya: well i’ve just been really busy and i have homework and training and well sleeping and eating and…
Todoroki: Izuku.
Midoriya: shouto…
Todoroki: Be honest with me.
Midoriya: about what.
Todoroki: About what’s going on. The talk that we had was shallow. Why did you apologize to me about what happened?
Ashido Mina & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 12:04 PM
Ashido: you look piiiiiiiiiiiiissed
Todoroki: I’m not in the mood Ashido.
Ashido: get in the mood cuz i wanna know why
Ashido: cmon shoutoooooooooooo
Todoroki: No.
Ashido: ill go ask midoriya then
Ashido: i know his hiding place
Todoroki: Go and ask him then.
Ashido: why is old todoroki out today jesus
Ashido: thought we were making progress
Todoroki: Yeah, me too.
Ashido: do you really want me to leave you alone, shouto?
Ashido: cuz i can.
Todoroki: I tried getting him to talk, Ashido. He’s avoiding me now. So unless you have something to say about that, yes.
Ashido: well…….. I did say i knew his hiding place……….
Todoroki: You don’t have to do that. If he wants to avoid me, then whatever.
Ashido: Shouto, listen to me. You gotta put your foot down and be assertive. Don’t be apathetic about this kinda thing.
Todoroki: I tried, Ashido. He just won’t respond. I don’t want to be weird.
Ashido: I mean… i could go with? Secret support???
Ashido: idk something has to be in the air cuz you two are acting crazy and then kirishima and angry asshole are acting crazy
Todoroki: They like each other too?
Ashido: who the fuck knows todoroki
Ashido: are we going or not
Todoroki: I guess.
Ashido: woooooo lets gooooooooooooooooooo
Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku
Today, 4:30 PM
Todoroki: So, are you just going to ignore me?
Midoriya: no...
Todoroki: Okay, well since you seem keen on avoiding me, I’m just going to be frank while I still have your attention.
Todoroki: I think that you apologized because maybe you… thought that I would be mad at you. Which would only be true if I felt something for you. And you would only apologize if you felt something too.
Todoroki: Am I right?
Today , 4:45 PM
Midoriya: do you feel something for me?
Todoroki: Answer my question first, Izuku.
Midoriya: i… don’t want to
Today , 4:50 PM
Midoriya: i apologized because i didn’t want you to think it was on purpose. i just
Midoriya: i know it’s not realistic for me to think you had feelings for me
Midoriya: that’s why… i freaked out a little
Midoriya: i guess i’m just not ready to be rejected just yet
Todoroki: Well, how would you know that you would be rejected if you don’t say anything?
Todoroki: I do have feelings for you, Izuku. Not just as a friend.
Midoriya: oh.
Midoriya Izuku & Mirio Togata
Today , 5:05 PM
Midoriya: MIRIO
Midoriya: I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF OUT OF THE BLUE BUT I DON’T KNOW WHO ELSE TO TALK TO A LOT HAS HAPPENED OVER THE WEEKEND WELL I MEAN OVER ONE DAY OVER THE WEEKEND AND BASICALLY ME AND URARAKA KISSED ON ACCIDENT BECAUSE WE ALL WENT TO THE BEACH AND ASHIDO TOLD TODOROKI BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I FREAKED OUT BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED HE WAS GOING TO BE MAD AT ME OR DISAPPOINTED OR SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW I WAS SCARED HE WOULD THINK I HAD FEELINGS FOR URARAKA BUT I DON’T I HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM, VERY STRONG FEELINGS, AND HE DISAPPEARED AND I’VE BEEN AVOIDING HIM BUT HE JUST TOLD ME HE HAD FEELINGS FOR ME TOO AND I TOLD HIM I HAD FEELINGS FOR HIM AFTER KIND OF AGONIZING OVER IT, BUT URARAKA ALSO HAS FEELINGS FOR ME, BUT I DON’T HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER. AND I FEEL BAD AND THAT’S WHY I’M KIND OF NOT DUMPING THIS ALL ON HER SO I DON’T HURT HER, BUT I REALLY DO LIKE TODOROKI A LOT, HE’S VERY COOL AND STRONG AND BRAVE AND I APPRECIATE HOW HE BRINGS ME DINNER SOMETIMES OR HELPS ME STUDY BECAUSE HE’S VERY SMART
Midoriya: BUT ANYWAY I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR SAY BECAUSE I’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYTHING LIKE THIS AND YOU’RE OLDER AND PRETTY POPULAR SO I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP
Midoriya: OR SOMETHING
Mirio: Wow! That was a lot.
Mirio: It sure sounds like you like that Todoroki guy quite a bit!
Mirio: And I do understand why you wouldn’t want to talk to Uraraka about it. I appreciate you coming to me, though! And as your senpai, I will advise you the best way I can : )
Mirio: First, I need you to take a deep breath.
Mirio: He told you he had feelings for you too, right? Isn’t that what you wanted?
Midoriya: okay..
Midoriya: yeah.. and he was pretty.. upfront about it. which was surprising, but really nice
Midoriya: i just never expected him to ever feel the same way… ever
Mirio: Why not? You’re a pretty cool dude. Gutsy too! I’m sure there are plenty of reasons why he likes you. I’m sure if you asked Uraraka, she’d say the same.
Mirio: Don’t sell yourself short.
Midoriya: he’s just.. so much cooler and smarter and he’s so focused on his studies and training and with his dad and everything
Midoriya: i guess i wasn’t really selling myself short, i just didn’t think i’d be someone he would be interested in
Midoriya: that doesn’t make sense
Mirio: I’m glad you caught that lol
Mirio: Midoriya, just out of curiosity, did you reply to him properly?
Midoriya: shit.
Midoriya: i just… said oh…..
Mirio: …
Mirio: You do realize he’s probably like freaking out, right?
Midoriya: yeah… but maybe he’s not, right?
Mirio: All you said was ‘oh’ in response to his confession right?
Mirio: Don’t you think you would be freaking out if the person you liked just said ‘oh’ after you said you liked them?
Midoriya: Yes………
Mirio: Lol!!! So go talk to him!!
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 5:30 PM
Midoriya: shouto?
Todoroki: Yes?
Midoriya: i’m sorry I disappeared I needed to breathe… I guess
Midoriya: you know uh, every time you call me izuku my heart feels like it’s gonna explode in the best way
Midoriya: and that happened again and I just needed to make sure I wasn’t
Midoriya: dreaming
Todoroki: Somehow I feel the same way when you call me Shouto.
Todoroki: Something in my chest warms up like fire and it feels like my heart is actually there.
Todoroki: I just can’t explain the way you make me feel, Izuku
Todoroki: But I know that I only feel these things for you.
Midoriya: unsurprisingly i’m crying right now
Midoriya: I can’t explain it either. you just make me feel like i can overcome anything. like nothing is out of reach.
Midoriya: not to be totally totally lame but you make me feel plus ultra
Midoriya: that was so bad i’m sorry
Midoriya: do you maybe want to have dinner together?
Midoriya: um… alone?
Midoriya: we can um talk about what this all… means
Todoroki: Absolutely.
Midoriya: I can’t believe you have feelings for me
Todoroki: What’s there not to believe?
Todoroki: Do you not realize how amazing you are?
Midoriya: do you not realize how amazing YOU are?
Midoriya: you’re one of the smartest people I know let alone one of the strongest in more ways than one
Midoriya: you’re so….
Midoriya: you’re so beautiful, shouto
Todoroki: Open your door so we can talk more.
Midoriya: okay!!!
Ashido Mina & Sero Hanta
Today , 6:01 PM
Ashido: sero the amount of gay shit going on right now is astounding
Ashido: i feel like im gonna explode from all these juicy happenings
Sero: oh no
Sero: what did you go and stick your nose into this time?
Ashido: shut your damn mouth
Ashido: i was HELPING todoroki with his little midoriya problem
Ashido: and by little midoriya problem i mean THEY’RE TOTALLY DATING NOW
Ashido: and asshat mcsplodey and kiri’s hot ass mess
Ashido: fueled by fucking kaminari
Sero: LMAO RIGHT
Sero: damn how did midoriya get a significant other before anyone else
Sero: wow
Ashido: he’s adorable
Ashido: duh
Sero: i mean,,
Sero: you’re not wrong
Sero: I’m glad one of them finally worked out though.
Sero: Kiri and Bakugou are gonna take some time.
Ashido: god yeah.
Ashido: bakugou is so stupid sometimes
Ashido: he told kiri that he’s only into girls which WE BOTH KNOW IS A GOD DAMN LIE
Sero: lmao what an ass
Sero: well since it seems like half of our class is up each others’ asses
Sero: is there anyone you like?
Ashido: i dunno
Ashido: i never really thought about it
Ashido: what about you?
Sero: lol yeah me neither
Ashido: eye emoji
Sero: WHAT
Ashido: my liar senses are tingling
Ashido: tell me tape boy
Sero: i was being serious lol i really haven’t thought about it
Ashido: well i am now the class’ wingman so
Ashido: if you do think about it, i’ll work wonders
Ashido: i mean look at jirou and kaminari
Sero: are you sure she doesn’t still want him dead
Sero: because she could’ve fooled me
Ashido: less dead
Ashido: maybe like… zombie?
Sero: developments i guess
Sero: but if i happen to like someone, i’ll let you know lol
Ashido: well anyway did you still wanna study together tonight?
Sero: yeah sure
Ashido: cool cuz im outside your room
Sero: okay you fucking creep
Ashido: okay RUDE
Notes:
whew that was a long one! as always thanks for all of the support and comments!
Chapter 15: family squabbles
Summary:
Kaminari: sero, what would it feel like if i poked your tape hole
Chapter Text
Bakusquad
Today , 9:17 AM
Ashido: DID YOU GUYS SEE MIDORIYA AND TODOROKI THIS MORNING
Ashido: SO CUTE
Bakugou: i don’t fucking care
Ashido: yeah we know
Bakugou: the fuck is that supposed to mean
Ashido: anything regarding midoriya, you hate
Bakugou: i just don’t fucking care
Ashido: anyway………
Ashido: i hope that OTHER people can be comfortable COMING OUT with their love now
Sero: eye emoji
Kirishima: there must be something in the air
Kirishima: .... something manly
Kaminari: haha get it
Ashido: no what’s funny kaminari
Kaminari: ….. Manly
Ashido: ??
Kaminari: forget it
Bakugou: yeah, what do you mean kaminari
Kaminari: you guys are assholes
Sero: lmfao i got it kaminari
Ashido: stfu sero
Kaminari: hopefully jirou can confess to me next
Ashido: did you hit your head
Kaminari: no why
Ashido: i was wondering why you think you’re in a fantasy land right now
Sero: the literal only way she would confess is if she hit her head.
Bakugou: lmfao
Sero: oh my god bakugou laughed
Bakugou: shut the fuck up
Sero: yep there it is
Today , 11:58 AM
Bakugou: why the fuck are deku and half and half bastard so close to each other
Ashido: that nickname is too long to type why do you take the time to type it out every time
Ashido: they’re dating i think
Bakugou: what
Kaminari: it’s when two people like each other, not that you would know anything about that
Kaminari: kirishima does tho
Sero: DENKI LMFAO
Kirishima: isn’t it common knowledge?
Ashido: FUCK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO KAMINARI WANTS TO DIE
Bakugou: fuck all of you
Kaminari: eye emoji
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group
Ashido: DENKI IF YOU DON’T FUCKIN STOP
Kirishima: i’ll just go ahead and tell jirou that you make up songs about her in the shower.
Kaminari: you wouldn’t….
Kirishima: well, we’ll see won’t we?
Kirishima: you’re my bro and all, but i won’t hesitate
Kaminari: understandable……………
Ashido: i wanna make bets on the next couple
Kaminari: me and jirou
Sero: let’s be a little more realistic here
Kaminari: you and ashido
Ashido: THAT’S EVEN WORSE LMFAO
Sero: well anyway
Kaminari: HA
Sero: ANYWAY
Sero: I put my bets on kiri and bakugou
Kirishima: wtf i never said i liked him
Ashido: nah that’s gonna take FOREVER
Kaminari: agreed
Sero: lmao who else is there to bet on?
Ashido: uraraka annnnnnnnnnnd
Kaminari: TSU-CHAN
Ashido: ooooooooooooooooooo
Sero: hmm… I could see it
Ashido: that’d be cuuuuute
Kaminari Denki has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group
Kaminari: welcome back, are you done pouting
Sero: lmao oh i forgot he left
Bakugou: fuck you sero
Bakugou: kirishima and i are gonna have lunch and none of you are fucking invited
Ashido: eye emoji
Kaminari: eye emoji
Kirishima: we are?
Bakugou: yes, let’s go shitty hair
Kirishima: okay--
Sero: see i told you guys my bet’s on them
Bakugou: what bet
Ashido: NO BET
Sero: lmao go eat lunch hedgehog
Ashido: sero and i are gonna have lunch and not CARE you’re stealing kirishima from us
Kaminari: guess i’ll die
Kaminari: also eye emoji.
Sero: go have lunch with jirou kaminari :^ )
Kaminari: NO I WANNA HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU AND ASHIDO
Sero: you’re not invited
Ashido: yeah, go eat with jirou
Bakugou: you’re all so fucking stupid
Sero: ugh i just wish that you would just look in a mirror.
Bakugou: i just wish you would ask out ashido
Sero: why does everyone think I like her
Kaminari: did everyone try the chicken, the chicken was lovely
Ashido: it was kinda dry
Ashido: anyway
Sero: speaking of chicken, let’s all go eat.
Ashido: i don’t eat with LIARS
Sero: WHO LIED
Ashido: YOU
Kirishima: well looks like this groupchat is in shambles
Kirishima: i wonder what deku is up to
Kaminari: gay shit
Sero: WHAT DID I LIE ABOUT
Bakugou: fucking shitty hair let’s fucking eat.
Sero: … why didn’t he just text Kirishima individually
Kaminari: drama
Ashido: LAST NIGHT
Kaminari: im gonna go talk to todoroki, this ice cream thing has really been bothering me
Sero: i… have no words.
Kaminari: maybe you should have some with ashido eye emoji
Sero: i hate this fucking family
Ashido: me too.
Kaminari: me three.
Kirishima: i like you guys!!!
Kaminari: bro….. I love u
Kirishima: i love you too bro!!!!
Kaminari: bro………..
Kirishima: bro…!
Kaminari: sero, what would it feel like if i poked your tape hole
Kaminari Denki has left the group
Ashido: i kinda wanna know too
Sero: .
Sero: are we eating or what.
Ashido: LMFAO fine yes let’s go
Ashido: kiri, are you eating with bakugou?
Kirishima: yeah, he’s already taken me hostage
Ashido: CUTE
Chapter 16: a proposal
Summary:
Bakugou: LOOK FUCKING DUMB AND DUMBER
Bakugou: IS IT SERO’S TURN TO BORROW THE SINGLE BRAIN CELL YOU THREE SHARE BETWEEN YOU
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today , 12:25 PM
Iida: I apologize for not catching any of you at lunch, Hatsume stole me away as I was about to get my food. Are we still doing our proposal this afternoon with Aizawa?
Midoriya: proposal?
Uraraka: what are we doing again, exactly?
Iida: The dance, remember? We were going to ask Aizawa if it was possible and if it was, proposing that we form a committee to make it happen.
Midoriya: i totally forgot about it ( worried emoji )
Midoriya: i think it’d be fun!!! A nice distraction
Uraraka: Oh right!
Asui: I agree, Midoriya. I think it’ll be a nice time :)
Uraraka: it’ll be nice to see everyone all dressed up again!
Iida: So the proposal is still on then?
Midoriya: i’m free after class, so yeah!
Uraraka: heck yeah
Asui: Of course I’ll be there!
Todoroki: Yeah, I’ll come too.
Iida: Great! After would you all like to study and then have dinner together?
Midoriya: i think shouto and i are going to train, sorry!
Uraraka: Oohh shouto?
Todoroki: Yes, Izuku is right.
Uraraka: IZUKU?
Midoriya: OCHAKO.
Iida: Tenya.
Asui: Tsuyu!
Midoriya: omg
Uraraka: Have fun training ; )
Midoriya: we will!
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 1:03 PM
Midoriya: i didn’t mess up by calling you shouto right?
Midoriya: maybe it was too much
Midoriya: i’m sorry
Todoroki: It was fine, you worry too much.
Todoroki: I told you it was fine right?
Midoriya: yeah, but i guess that was just us
Midoriya: i just get worried about ochako and
Midoriya: everything..
Todoroki: After the chat I had with her at the beach, and what you said you both had talked about, I’m sure she’d check in with us if things became too much.
Todoroki: Plus, we haven’t even told anyone we are official.
Midoriya: we are?
Todoroki: I mean, I just assumed that’s what happens after you confess
Todoroki: ….Right?
Midoriya: right.
Midoriya: yeah, sorry
Midoriya: maybe i should ask mirio again…
Todoroki: Did you ask him what to do the first time?
Todoroki: That’s cute.
Midoriya: well he’s very smart and i assumed since he’s older and all that he would have more experience and he had a pretty calming effect and even though i kind of rambled a little bit, he calmed me down and made me realize that i didn’t really say anything to you after you confessed and i felt so bad, but he calmed me down after that too and i just appreciate his insight
Midoriya: YOU CALLED ME CUTE
Todoroki: I did.
Todoroki: Your rambling also translating into text is cute too.
Midoriya: oh
Today , 1:15 PM
Midoriya: you’re cute too oh there’s aizawa haha!!!!!!!
Todoroki: I’ll go get Iida.
Todoroki: Thanks, though. :)
Todoroki: Was that smiley weird?
Midoriya: no! It was cute
Midoriya: maybe next time try it without the period if it looks weird?
Midoriya: but i like it
Todoroki: I’ll use it more often then, since you like it.
Midoriya: oh
Midoriya: um
Midoriya: well it just makes me think that you’re actually smiling and your actual smile is really nice, so
Todoroki: You’re one to talk.
Todoroki: But speaking of this whole thing with the dance
Todoroki: Did you want to go together?
Midoriya: of course
Midoriya: unless you don’t want to, which is fine!
Todoroki: I was just making sure. Of course I’d want to go with my boyfriend.
Midoriya: boyfriend.
Today , 1:32 PM
Midoriya: PAY ATTENTION STOP DISTRACTING ME
Todoroki: Lol I’m sorry.
Midoriya: i like you a lot todoroki shouto.
Todoroki: And I like you just as much, Midoriya Izuku.
Midoriya: i dunno about that
Todoroki: Trust me on it.
Todoroki: Or would you like me to prove it?
Midoriya: how would you do that?
Todoroki: How would a kiss sound?
Bakusquad
Today , 1:42 PM
Bakugou: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD DID DEKU FUCKING TURN INTO A MOUSE OR SOMETHING
Bakugou: DO YOU GUYS NOT HEAR THE FUCKING SQUEAKING
Ashido: ooooooo bakugou’s on his phoooooooone
Kaminari: DURING CLASS OMG IM TELLING
Bakugou: both of you are also on your fucking phones
Kaminari: yeah but we’re not you
Ashido: yeah stupid
Kaminari: yeah stupid
Bakugou: LOOK FUCKING DUMB AND DUMBER
Bakugou: IS IT SERO’S TURN TO BORROW THE SINGLE BRAIN CELL YOU THREE SHARE BETWEEN YOU
Ashido: idk sero, is it? I can’t remember where we left it
Ashido: it’s definitely not with kaminari
Sero: yeah I think it’s me
Sero: but idk man, bakugou you better chill before you bust a vein or something
Kaminari: haha bust
Ashido: kaminari i fucking swear lmfao
Sero: we’re all about to get caught LMAO
Bakugou: CAN WE FUCKING FOCUS, WHAT THE FUCK IS STUPID DEKU DOING
Ashido: he looks like he’s about to bust too eye emoji
Sero: why does it matter
Kaminari: STOP SAYING BUST IM ABOUT TO DIE
Ashido: are you about to bust?
Ashido: honestly mcsplodey, cool it
Bakugou: IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING AND RIGHT IN MY FUCKING EAR
Sero: idk maybe he’s looking at a picture of you
Bakugou: what
Ashido: LMFAOOOOO SERO FUCK
Kaminari: SHIT
Today, 2:00 PM
Sero: lmfao sorry we almost got our phones taken
Ashido: nice going smh
Kaminari: i need this day to be over
Kaminari: i got yelled at this morning for NOTHING
Kaminari: jirou glared at me more intensely than before
Kaminari: my feelings have been HURT
Kaminari: and it hasn’t been my turn with the brain cell ONCE today
Ashido: GOD DAMNIT KAMINARI
Sero: is it ever your turn with the brain cell
Ashido: nope
Kirishima: there’s so many messages
Kirishima: is this why aizawa yelled at you guys?
Kirishima: my phone was in my bag
Ashido: YES LMFAO
Ashido: sero’s my hero i can’t believe how fucking funny that was
Sero: thank you, i tried my best
Sero: if I die under mysterious circumstances
Sero: Kaminari, you can have the box under my bed
Sero: that’s all I really have to give
Kaminari: REALLY
Ashido: what’s in the box
Sero: sorry but you have yet to unlock this feature.
Ashido: how dare you
Ashido: TELL ME
Bakugou: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
Ashido: he’s more mad than usual wtf
Sero: big mad
Ashido: the biggest
Ashido: but we should focus cuz i don’t wanna be in the study group again
Ashido: KAMINARI DENKI LEAVE OJIRO’S TAIL ALONE
Sero: maybe it should be Kaminari’s turn with the brain cell
Ashido: yeah, transfer it to him so ojiro doesn’t hit him in the face like he did last time
Kaminari: FINALLY
Kaminari: also it was his fault for having a ticklish tail
Notes:
this is one of mine and jay's favorite chapters, we had so much fun writing it. as ALWAYS thanks for all the support and comments, we love every single one you all leave us ( especially the ones on the last chapter ), so thank you!
Chapter 17: dates & kisses
Summary:
Kaminari: well i mean i guess u wouldn’t be worried, midoriya
Bakugou: what does that fucking mean?????
Sero: that means he already has a date, smarty.
Chapter Text
Class 1-A
Today , 4:32 PM
Iida: Good afternoon everyone! A handful of us thought that after everyone’s hard work through the summer and kicking off this semester with even more determination than before shouldn’t go unnoticed, nor unrewarded. We spoke to Aizawa-sensei and Principal Nezu about possibly having something like a dance as a small treat. The amazing news is that they’ve approved it, however, we would need to plan and decorate it ourselves. I was thinking a committee would help in keeping everything organized and everyone accountable, so if anyone is interested in being the committee head as well as a member of the committee, please let Aizawa-sensei know!
Ashido: A DANCE
Bakugou: seems like a waste of time
Hagakure: I wanna be on the decorating committee!! omg
Yaoyorozu: I’m sure I could be of service as well!
Midoriya: yaoyorozu, maybe you could be the committee head?
Iida: I was thinking that as well!
Yaoyorozu: Oh? Me? I guess that would be alright!
Aoyama: The dance must be as beautiful as those who are attending, so I volunteer as well ☆
Tokoyami: i would also like to be on the committee.
Ashido: ME TOO
Kaminari: really tokoyami???
Tokoyami: i will balance out aoyama.
Sero: great points have been made
Ashido: WAIT WILL WE NEED DATES
Midoriya: that’s up to you all!
Kaminari: well i mean i guess u wouldn’t be worried, midoriya
Bakugou: what does that fucking mean?????
Sero: that means he already has a date, smarty.
Bakugou: HOW THE FUCK????
Ashido: this is so painful
Bakugou: fucking anyway
Ashido: I’M SO EXCITED
Ashido: IT’S GONNA BE THE BEST DANCE EVER
Midoriya: yeah!
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 5:03 PM
Midoriya: so um
Midoriya: about that kiss?
Todoroki: What about it?
Midoriya: were you serious?
Todoroki: Yes.
Midoriya: oh
Todoroki: Oh?
Midoriya: yeah
Todoroki: I’m gonna take that as you don’t want it.
Midoriya: NO I DO
Midoriya: VERY MUCH
Todoroki: Okay, let’s train first and I’ll give you one as a reward.
Midoriya: OKAY CMON LETS GO
Todoroki: Lol okay.
Venus Club
Today , 5:35 PM
Ashido Mina has added Asui Tsuyu, Uraraka Ochako, Jirou Kyoka, Toru Hagakure & Yaoyorozu Momo to the group
Ashido: I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU’RE ALL GOING TO WEAR AND WHO YOU WANNA TAKE AS DATES
Ashido: OR WE CAN ALL GO AS ONE BIG DATE
Ashido: I’M SO EXCITED
Jirou: we can definitely see LOL
Uraraka: it definitely is exciting!!
Yaoyorozu: How awkward do you all think the boys will be on a scale of 1-10?
Hagakure: 10
Jirou: 1000
Ashido: jirou why are we the same person
Ashido: speaking of the boooooys
Ashido: who’s eyeing who, i’m now a certified matchmaker
Asui: That’s a very good question..
Jirou: Mina, take me as your date
Hagakure: … I kinda want Ojiro to ask me…
Yaoyorozu: I never thought about any of the boys being potential suitors…
Ashido: you’re right, men ain’t shit
Ashido: i’m sorry kyoka, i’m 99% sure kaminari would zap me
Ashido: plus, i kinda wanted to go with ochako!
Jirou: smh, stupid energizer bunny
Uraraka: Oh! Really??
Ashido: YES OFC
Ashido: HAGAKURE YOU AND OJIRO WOULD BE SO CUTE he’s so sweet
Hagakure: Oh stop it!!! I’m blushing already…
Uraraka: I’d love to go with you too, Mina!!
Ashido: HELL YEAH
Ashido: tsu-chan what about you?
Yaoyorozu Momo & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 5:45 PM
Yaoyorozu: Good evening, Todoroki.
Todoroki: Hello? Is something happening?
Yaoyorozu: No! I was just curious about whether or not you were going to attend the dance.
Todoroki: Oh, yeah I’m going.
Yaoyorozu: Oh, great!
Yaoyorozu: Did you have anyone in mind for your date?
Todoroki: I did.
Yaoyorozu: Oh! Well, I hope they say yes!
Todoroki: Yeah.
Ashido Mina & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 6:02 PM
Ashido: SHOUTOOOOOOO
Ashido: you gotta date yet
Todoroki: Oh god, I could hear Endeavor through the phone.
Todoroki: What is with everyone talking to me about the dance today.
Ashido: it’s so funny when he yells your name like that
Ashido: god
Ashido: who else is talking to you about it eye emoji
Ashido: ALSO what was happening during class today
Ashido: mcsplodey had his panties in a knot over midoriya making noises or something and i SAW your phone out
Todoroki: Chill out, paparazzi.
Ashido: haha chill
Ashido: answer my questions
Todoroki: I gtg, in the middle of training.
Ashido: i’m telling your dad you’re a filthy liar
Todoroki: Do it.
Ashido: i’m gonna and he’s gonna yell your name like a football announcer when a goal is made
Todoroki: I’ve dealt with worse.
Todoroki: Seriously, gotta go.
Ashido: ugh, we’re not done here, todoroki shouto
Ashido: i will have answers
Chapter 18: questions
Summary:
Sero: sorry you go to bed at 5 pm like an old person
Bakugou: sorry your hair looks like shit
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today , 7:24 PM
Iida: I’m glad everyone’s excited about the dance
Midoriya: especially ashido
Midoriya: i’m excited to see what everyone’s wearing
Midoriya: it’ll be a nice change of pace
Uraraka: Yes! It should be nice to see everyone in such pretty clothes again
Uraraka: Since last time we were one I Island and we didn’t even get to enjoy it
Uraraka: Do you all know who you want to go with?
Midoriya: yep!!
Iida: I have an idea, but I’m not sure. What about you, Uraraka?
Iida: And Tsu-chan?
Uraraka: Mina said she’d take me heh
Asui: I still don’t know either!
Iida: Oh Ashido asked you? That’s exciting!
Midoriya: iida, why don’t you ask momo?
Midoriya: you two get along quite well
Iida: Maybe! Todoroki, are you planning on asking anyone?
Todoroki: Yep, it’s already settled.
Iida: Oh? Who’re you going with?
Todoroki: Who… I do wonder…
Iida: I do as well. That’s why I asked.
Todoroki: Well I guess we’ll find out, now won’t we.
Midoriya: so dramatic...
Midoriya: would it be too much to propose a shopping trip?
Uraraka: Nope!!! I’m sure a lot of people would come and it would be fun to help all the other girls pick out their dresses!
Bakusquad
Today , 7:43 PM
Ashido: hello losers
Ashido: because you idiots can’t dress yourselves and have troubles with the opposite sex
Ashido: minus kirishima because he’s a ball of sunshine
Ashido: i will heroically take it upon myself to help you
Kaminari: well that was rude
Bakugou: go fuck yourself ashido
Sero: I personally think that I can dress myself perfectly fine
Kirishima: ;)
Ashido: you are false
Ashido: we should also get you a haircut
Ashido: (;
Bakugou: i’m not going to the stupid shit
Ashido: oh my GOD why is it pulling teeth with literally everything
Bakugou: it’s fucking useless
Ashido: you’re so dramatic, let loose ( in a good way ) once in a while
Ashido: sero, kiri are you guys gonna ask anyone?
Kaminari: WHAT ABOUT ME
Sero: a haircut??? no, my hair’s perfectly fine
Kirishima: I dunno yet dudes
Ashido: sero…. Please.
Ashido: kaminari we KNOW who you’re gonna ask
Bakugou: can you idiots shut up, i’m trying to fucking sleep
Sero: sorry you go to bed at 5 pm like an old person
Bakugou: sorry your hair looks like shit
Sero: woooowwww
Ashido: LMFAO
Kaminari: oof
Sero: ya well anyway we all know bakugou’s gonna be dateless
Sero: maybe my date will like my hair the way it is
Bakugou: i’m not fucking going
Ashido: are you going by yourself then?
Kaminari: OOOOOOF
Kaminari: i like ur hair sero
Sero: what, is it bully sero day???
Sero: thanks bro ♡
Ashido: and if it was?
Kaminari: it’s bully kaminari day literally every single day
Kaminari: stop complaining
Ashido: ANYWAY
Ashido: sero who’re you asking
Sero: myself apparently
Ashido: don’t be a big baby
Sero: you’re asking about everyone else, are you going with anyone?
Ashido: hell yeah i am
Kirishima: Mina!!! who is it??
Ashido: ochako! but ig i have ulterior motives than just “she’s adorable”
Kaminari: eye emoji
Kirishima: eye emoji
Kirishima: what’s going on there, bro?
Ashido: i feel like she deserves a night where she isn’t sad and i’m gonna make it my mission to make sure she has fun until she passes out
Kaminari: guess you really are going by yourself sero
Ashido: oh did you wanna go with her?
Sero: nope, you got it covered.
Kaminari: it’s ok bro
Kaminari: if u wanna cry i got u
Sero: Kaminari don’t leave your door unlocked tonight if you want to live
Kaminari: WHAT’D I DO
Sero: don’t worry about it
Ashido Mina & Sero Hanta
Today , 8:01 PM
Ashido: hey is everything alright?
Sero: yeah, everything’s fine lol
Ashido: hanta
Ashido: don’t passive aggressive lol me
Sero: oop there’s my first name
Ashido: SERO.
Sero: what is it mina?
Ashido: fine whatever.
Ashido: be an ass for no reason whatsoever.
Ashido Mina & Kirishima Eijirou
Today , 8:07 PM
Ashido: what the hell is sero’s problem
Ashido: is he really that sensitive over his hair
Ashido: they give me crap for my eyes and i can’t change those
Kirishima: I don’t think that his hair’s the problem?
Kirishima: he might’ve wanted to ask you to go to the dance?
Ashido: is that a joke
Ashido: he’s like my second best guy friend
Ashido: after you of course
Ashido: eijirou don’t mess with me
Kirishima: I didn’t mean to make it sound like I was messing with you
Kirishima: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just because he might’ve wanted to take you doesn’t necessarily mean he likes you
Kirishima: but it’s possible
Ashido: anyway let’s not dwell on my issues
Ashido: are you gonna ask bakugou?
Kirishima: we always talk about my issues :/
Kirishima: I actually think I’m gonna ask Tsu-chan
Kirishima: she’s nice and… I think bakugou would think something weird was going on if I asked him
Kirishima: he’d probably think it was a joke
Ashido: TSU-CHAN IS SO CUTE
Ashido: it’s messed up, but you’re right
Ashido: i wish he wasn’t such an ass sometimes
Kirishima: don’t we all
Kirishima: so back to you
Kirishima: do you only see sero as a friend?
Ashido: i dig sassy kirishima
Ashido: i dunno, i’ve never seen him as anything else
Ashido: i haven’t really thought about feelings for people
Ashido: i’ve wanted to kiss a few people in our class and kinda in class b, but sero’s never been one of those people
Ashido: he’s just… there. not in a bad way or anything, he’s just always there laughing at my jokes, or making me laugh, or helping me roast the grapist and electric dumbass
Kirishima: lol you two do seem to have good chemistry
Kirishima: and it’s okay if it turns out that you do or you don’t like him anymore than just a friend
Kirishima: just don’t forget to take some time to think about yourself, though I know you like helping others too. :)
Ashido: but helping others is easierrrrrrr
Ashido: and so cute
Ashido: like todoroki and midoriya
Ashido: SO CUTE
Kirishima: they are really cute!!
Kirishima: it’s nice to see them together
Kirishima: and it’s always easier to be the mediator than to confront your own problems lol
Ashido: HEY we’re getting too deep here
Kirishima: i’m sorry lol it’s true though!!
Kirishima: anywho, this dance should be interesting to say the least, dude
Kaminari Denki & Jirou Kyoka
Today , 8:11 AM
Kaminari: hey!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaminari: i was thinking of going on a snack run later, you down?
Jirou: it’s barely 8 AM and you’re thinking of snacks already?
Kaminari: hell yeah
Kaminari: but i also didnt wanna forget and wanna go at midnight and you’re knocked out
Jirou: how considerate of you
Kaminari: rude
Kaminari: are you down or naw
Jirou: I guess
Jirou: is anyone else coming?
Kaminari: probably!
Jirou: okay, cool
Kaminari: and i was wondering
Kaminari: are you going to the dance?
Jirou: yeah
Kaminari: has anyone asked you yet?
Jirou: no
Jirou: is this your way of asking me?
Kaminari: if i was asking you do you think i’d ask you over text
Kaminari: the answer is NO
Jirou: hm
Jirou: are you going to ask someone?
Kaminari: oh i thought it was clear
Kaminari: im gonna ask you
Kaminari: just not right now
Jirou: LMAO
Kaminari: I MADE YOU LAUGH AGAIN
Jirou: that was because I didn’t think you were serious
Kaminari: wow that’s rude
Kaminari: im dead serious
Jirou: oh
Kaminari: i mean if someone else asks before me then i guess that sucks for me
Kaminari: but i think you’re really cool and fun
Kaminari: i liked seeing you kinda let loose at the cultural festival
Jirou: that was… I mean everyone was counting on me…
Jirou: the encouragement helped though.
Jirou: I don’t think I thanked you for that.
Kaminari: no biggie
Kaminari: seeing you smile like that was enough thanks!!!!!
Jirou: that’s gross
Kaminari: okay bakugou
Jirou: wow don’t you ever compare me to him
Kaminari: THEN STOP BEING RUDE
Jirou: I can’t help it
Jirou: it’s fun to bully you
Kaminari: WHY
Jirou: your reactions are funny??
Kaminari: so you admit i’m FUNNY
Jirou: in a way, I guess?
Jirou : if that makes you feel better?
Kaminari: kinda
Jirou: pay attention in class, Kaminari
Kaminari: okay okay okay okay okay
Kaminari: WAIT
Kaminari: do u wanna eat lunch with us?
Jirou: no
Jirou: just kidding
Jirou: sure, I guess
Kaminari: DOPE
Chapter 19: history books
Summary:
Ashido: guess we’re still on this dry shit.
Bakugou: eye emoji
Chapter Text
Venus Club
Today , 6:00 PM
Uraraka: Hello ladies! The night is almost upon us!!! How is everyone’s planning going? Is everything going well???
Ashido: I’M SO PUMPED
Ashido: WHO’S EVERYONE GOING WITH
Asui: Kirishima asked me :)
Hagakure: Ojiro asked me like I hoped !!!!!
Jirou: ...pikachu
Ashido: omg he finally asked you jirou???
Ashido: YES HAGAKURE AND ASUI
Jirou: yeah, he asked yesterday.
Jirou: he left some takis outside my door to the balcony. It spelled out ‘will you go with me?’ and he also left some bubble tea
Jirou: it was……….
Jirou: I’m not gonna say it
Ashido: CUUUUUUUTE
Ashido: TOTALLY ROMANTIC FOR THE ELECTRIC IDIOT
Jirou: ew stop no
Uraraka: that’s so cute!!!
Uraraka: how did Kirishima ask you, Tsu-chan? And Ojiro, Tooru???
Asui: Kirishima was really nice! He gave me a small bouquet of flowers!
Hagakure: Ojiro blushed a lot, and just straight up asked after class one day.
Ashido: SOOOOOOO CUTE
Ashido: what about you momo? Did iida ask you?
Yaoyorozu: No? Was he going to?
Ashido: i thought he would’ve….
Ashido: did you not get asked??????
Yaoyorozu: No, but that’s okay! I was kind of planning on going alone anyway, since the dance is tomorrow!
Ashido: well save a dance for me!
Ashido: i wanna see what everyone’s wearing too!!!!!
Bakusquad
Today , 6:18 PM
Kaminari: SERO YOUR HAIRCUT
Kaminari: YOU LOOK ACTUALLY HOT
Sero: thanks ; )
Kirishima: bro!!! I didn’t get a chance to tell you when I saw you come into the dorms but it does look good!!
Ashido: eye emoji
Ashido: 1) sero u actually got a haircut?????
Ashido: 2) kirishima wyd
Kirishima: complimenting my bro
Kirishima: why
Sero: yes, I did
Ashido: i wanna see
Ashido nvm i misread carry on
Sero: you’ll see tomorrow
Ashido: guess we’re still on this dry shit.
Bakugou: eye emoji
Kaminari: OPE
Kaminari: wait wtf
Kaminari: BAKUGOU SAID EYE EMOJI
Kaminari: TODAY WILL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
Bakugou: shut the fuck up
Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou
Today, 7:42 PM
Bakugou: so you’re taking the frog girl to the dance
Kirishima: yeah haha
Kirishima: did you ever ask anyone bro?
Bakugou: nope. Not going.
Bakugou: go to sleep shitty hair.
Ashido Mina & Kirishima Ejirou
Today , 7:44 PM
Ashido: DUDE
Ashido: BAKUGOU LEGIT BLASTED HIS PHONE
Ashido: FORREAL THIS TIME
Ashido: WHAT HAPPENED
Kirishima: he just asked if I was taking Tsu-chan to the dance
Kirishima: and I said yeah, then I asked him if he was going
Kirishima: he said no and then told me to go to sleep
Ashido: eye emoji
Kirishima: what?
Ashido: oh you sweet boy
Ashido: nothin
Kirishima: okay??
Kirishima: r.i.p. to my bro’s phone though
Ashido: truly smh
Chapter 20: kisses
Summary:
Ashido: i know what you’ve done and you’re gonna pay
Kaminari: i’m telling sero
Ashido: sero will help
Kaminari: couple goals
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today, 6:56 PM
Uraraka: The time has finally come!!!
Uraraka: Is everyone ready?
Iida: Yes!
Midoriya: i spilled tea on my shirt (>_<)
Todoroki: Do you need to borrow one?
Midoriya: would it be bad if i wore a t shirt?
Iida: Yes.
Uraraka: Yes
Asui: Yes
Midoriya: i don’t think anything of yours would fit me, todoroki
Todoroki: You don’t have any other dress shirts?
Midoriya: no…….
Iida: I think the only person Midoriya’s size would be Kaminari or Aoyama.
Asui: Iida, how do you know that?
Iida: Well they’ve stood next to each other quite a few times, and their body types are very similar.
Midoriya: i’ll ask aoyama!
Uraraka: Hurry!! We’ll be walking over soon!
Today , 7:07 PM
Midoriya: you all can walk ahead without me i forgot something in my room!
Uraraka: Are you sure?
Todoroki: I’ll wait for you.
Midoriya: positive!
Midoriya: shouto you can go on ahead
Todoroki: That wasn’t really a suggestion, more like a statement.
Uraraka: eye emoji
Iida: well okay then
Midoriya: (*≧m≦*)
Midoriya: i’ll meet you downstairs then, shouto
Todoroki: Sounds good.
Midoriya: we won’t be long, i promise!
Asui: We’d better get a move on then!
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 7:19 PM
Todoroki: You ready yet?
Midoriya: yeah sorry just
Midoriya: really nervous i guess
Todoroki: What are you nervous about?
Midoriya: i don’t know
Midoriya: i just don’t want to look stupid in front of you or have people staring at us or being weird about it and i know they wouldn’t because they’re our friends, but it’s just this little voice in the back of my head and i can’t get it out
Todoroki: Hey…
Todoroki: You won’t look stupid in front of me, and even if that does happen, it’s not the end of the world. This is just a dance, Izuku. It’s supposed to be fun. You don’t have to worry about all that.
Todoroki: I’ll be right beside you.
Todoroki: The entire time.
Midoriya: but you shouldn’t have to be right beside me, you should have fun too
Todoroki: Who said I wouldn’t be having fun?
Midoriya: i dunno
Midoriya: i just thought you wouldn’t want to be stuck with me all night
Todoroki: Would I have asked you if I didn’t?
Todoroki: This is kind of our first time at something like this. I want to be able to experience it all with you.
Midoriya: i guess not..
Midoriya: you’re right
Midoriya: i’m sorry
Midoriya: um i’m headed down, if you could close your eyes i got a small thing
Todoroki: Lol okay.
Ashido Mina & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 7:33 PM
Ashido: hey grumpster
Ashido: are you not coming anymore?
Todoroki: I’m on my way now.
Ashido: OOOOOOOOH WHAT WERE U DOIN SHOUTO
Todoroki: Minding my own business lol.
Ashido: that hit me where it hurts shouto
Ashido: right in my soul
Ashido: well hurry up, i wanna get a picture with you and broccoli boy as proof of my matchmaking skills
Todoroki: We’re not your guinea pigs
Ashido: why are you attacking me like this
Ashido: fine be grumpy
Ashido: something’s in the air or something jeeze
Todoroki: Why don’t you go talk to someone until we get there?
Todoroki: Like Kirishima? or Sero?
Todoroki: You two are pretty close, right?
Ashido: sero’s been acting like an asshole this entire time so he can choke
Todoroki: Did something happen?
Ashido: i don’t know
Ashido: i asked uraraka to come with me to the dance so she wasn’t too
Ashido: you know
Ashido: and he just got all prickly and short with me and has been that way until now
Ashido: it just sucks cuz i wanted to show him my dress and get his opinion but he’s just a dick
Todoroki: Idk, sounds like he likes you.
Ashido: YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW MIDORIYA LIKED YOU AND IT WAS OBVIOUS TO EVEN BAKUGOU
Todoroki: My eyes have been opened.
Todoroki: And it’s definitely easier to tell with other people.
Ashido: ok mr. romance
Todoroki: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ashido: i cannot believe you just used an emote on me
Ashido: i feel blessed
Todoroki: Don’t get used to it.
Ashido: okay grumplestiltskin
Ashido: you think sero likes me?
Todoroki: That’s what it sounds like to me at least.
Todoroki: I don’t know why else he’d get all weird about you asking Uraraka to the dance.
Ashido: because he’s into uraraka???????????? duh
Todoroki: You two are friends right? Wouldn’t he have told you if it was about her?
Ashido: oh shit you’re right
Ashido: but anyway back to you
Ashido: how satisfied were you with my matchmaking on a scale of 0-10
Todoroki: I’m not gonna take your damn survey.
Ashido: i’ll put you down as a 10 then
Ashido Mina & Sero Hanta
Today , 7:46 PM
Ashido: hey asshole
Ashido: we need to talk
Ashido: now
Sero: what’s up?
Ashido: in person
Ashido: where are you
Sero: I’m not there yet
Ashido: ugh when are you gonna be here
Sero: I dunno, soon probably
Sero: Kaminari had forgotten something so we were waiting for him
Sero: are you that excited to see my hair cut
Ashido: kinda yeah
Ashido: i’ll wait for you outside because i’m gonna explode
Ashido: hurry up asshead
Sero: I’m literally walking as fast as humanly possible
Sero: I think I see you
Sero: Your dress looks good
Ashido: shut up
Ashido: is that bakugou??????
Sero: I just told you you look pretty and this is the thanks I get??
Sero: i’ll take it back
Sero: also, yes bakugou is with us. we convinced him somehow to come
Ashido: don’t you fucking dare
Ashido: wow are you magical
Sero: it’s the hair cut
Ashido: omg
Ashido: i can’t just stand here you all are talking too fucking slow, you stay there
Sero: oh my god you’re SO impatient
Sero: is what you have to talk to me about that important?
Ashido: YES.
Sero: jeez okay
Kaminari Denki & Jirou Kyoka
Today , 7:55 PM
Kaminari: 1 sorry i’m so late, we had to drag grumpy asshole out of his pout hole
Kaminari: 1.5 also i brought snacks just in case
Kaminari: 2 ASHIDO JUST SMOOCHED SERO AND I NEEDED TO TELL SOMEONE BUT NO ONE ELSE WOULD CARE PROBABLY
Jirou: not that I would care if he came or not, but you all are good friends
Jirou: but MINA DID WHAT?
Kaminari: SMOOCHED
Kaminari: SERO
Kaminari: RIGHT ON THE MOUTH
Jirou: they liked each other????
Jirou: wtf what did he say to her?
Kaminari: well she ran up and grabbed his face and asked if he had feelings for her and he key smashed in real life
Kaminari: and i’m pretty sure he said yeah, but i couldn’t hear it and then BOOM KISS
Kaminari: maybe it’s his haircut
Kaminari: if i got a haircut would u smooch me
Jirou: you getting a haircut wouldn’t impact that
Jirou: not that you’d be getting one anyway
Kaminari: thank god cuz i never wanna cut my beautiful locks
Kaminari: u really had to dig at me like that huh
Kaminari: wya i can’t see u
Jirou: I mean, why would I kiss someone that i’m not dating
Jirou: i’m right next to Momo
Kaminari: touche
Kaminari: OKAY I SEE HER IM OMW
Jirou Kyoka & Ashido Mina
Today, 7:58 PM
Jirou: so…………
Jirou: you and sero huh
Jirou: eye emoji
Ashido: HOW THE HELL
Ashido: DON’T EYE EMOJI ME
Jirou: eye emoji
Ashido: KYOKA
Jirou: MINA
Ashido: GOTTA GO
Ashido: ENJOY THE DANCE
Ashido Mina & Kaminari Denki
Today, 8:01 PM
Ashido: sleep with one eye open kaminari denki
Ashido: i know what you’ve done and you’re gonna pay
Kaminari: i’m telling sero
Ashido: sero will help
Kaminari: couple goals
Ashido: watch your back, electric idiot.
Venus Club
Today, 8:23 PM
Hagakure: Does anyone else see Todoroki and Deku?
Hagakure: They literally have been together all night
Uraraka: I think they’re dating now
Ashido: me and uraraka have been together all night too (;
Uraraka: Maybe we’re dating too
Ashido: we’d be a cute couple
Ashido: i’m pretty sure they are dating tho
Hagakure: :O
Yaoyorozu: Oh goodness, I didn’t even know!!!
Ashido: i think they weren’t trying to make a big deal about it
Ashido: which i get cuz you know once it clicks for grump ass it’s going to be a shitshow
Asui: Do you think it’ll be that bad?
Hagakure: More importantly, do you think he’ll blow up for real because we spent a lot of time decorating :/
Ashido: probably not
Ashido: i’m sure todoroki would CHILL him out
Ashido: lmao
Jirou: that was literally terrible
Ashido: rude
Jirou: don’t start or else i’ll tell
Ashido: KYOKA.
Jirou: mina.
Uraraka: Mina, what happened?
Ashido: NOTHING
Yaoyorozu: You’re not being very convincing!
Jirou: yeah Mina
Ashido: i just kissed sero is all
Ashido: no big deal
Hagakure: :OO
Uraraka: No offense, but like I could see that coming lol
Ashido: AND YOU DIDN’T SEE TODOROKI AND MIDORIYA COMING?
Uraraka: I DID BUT I ALSO LIKED DEKU IN CASE YOU FORGOT
Jirou: drama….
Ashido: URARAKA I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAGAKURE IM OUT OF MY HEAD I’M SORRY
Uraraka: His kiss got your head spinning, I see huhu
Ashido: OCHAKO PLEASE NO
Uraraka: Do you not like him?
Jirou: cause if you don’t we’ll stop teasing you
Jirou: for now
Ashido: I STILL NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT OKAY
Yaoyorozu: That’s understandable! Feelings are complicated things, and it’s okay if you don’t know right now!
Ashido: i mean maybe i do cuz it sucked not being around him these past few weeks
Uraraka: That could be it?
Jirou: but it could also be just because you were missing your friend?
Ashido: I mean kissing him was nice
Ashido: plus that haircut eye emoji
Ashido: but I mean even before the haircut i think i’d be okay with kissing him
Jirou: I just
Ashido: you just?
Jirou: I accidentally pressed send bc kaminari was looking over my shoulder
Jirou: but what i was going to say was I just think that whatever you decide is cool. If it was just on impulse that you kissed him then that’s cool.
Ashido: you two are on my shit list btw
Ashido: i mean i’m not really concerned with it all just yet
Ashido: i wanna have fun with you all and enjoy all the hard work we put into this
Jirou: I think you should be more mad at kaminari!!!
Jirou: also, for sure
Uraraka: Let’s go dance together, then Mina!
Ashido: HELL YEAH
Sero Hanta & Ashido Mina
Today , 9:48 PM
Sero: um hey
Sero: I don’t know how to say this without being awkward
Sero: but the last dance is coming up
Sero: do you want to dance with me?
Ashido: yes loser
Ashido: I don’t think I said this before but your haircut looks really nice
Sero: pffft thanks :p
Ashido: you clean up nice tape boy
Sero: and you don’t look too bad yourself, alien queen.
Notes:
WOO FINALLY GOT TO THE DANCE. i love this chapter and it's nice and hefty. as always, we love your comments and we appreciate all the kudos!
Chapter 21: aftermath
Summary:
Bakugou: one, i don’t like anyone
Ashido: coughs liar
Bakugou: two, i’m a good kisser
Chapter Text
Bakusquad
Today , 11:27 PM
Kaminari: KIRISHIMA
Kaminari: SERO GOT A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE US
Kaminari: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER
Kaminari: TRAITOR
Bakugou: that’s what you fucking get
Kirishima: SERO
Sero: I don’t have a girlfriend lol
Ashido: i swear to god kaminari you’re dead
Sero: also kaminari, what about jirou?
Kaminari: MAKING PROGRESS she let me dance with her and get her drinks and I almost held her hand but I got nervous
Kaminari: and she glared at me
Sero: y’know for all the perverted things you’ve said in the time that I’ve known you
Sero: I would’ve never thought that you’d get nervous about holding a girl’s hand
Sero: but also, because it’s you, it makes sense.
Kaminari: SCREW YOU SERO
Kaminari: AT LEAST I WOULDN’T FREEZE UP IF A GIRL KISSED ME
Sero: SHE SURPRISED ME ASSHOLE
Bakugou: lmfao
Ashido: whistles
Sero: and what the fuck are you laughing about, smarty
Bakugou: thinking about your dumb fucking face after she kissed you
Kaminari: LMFAO
Kirishima: yikes
Ashido: oof
Sero: alright you know what
Sero: i can’t wait until you losers finally kiss the people you like
Sero: let me know how that goes since you’re such fucking experts
Bakugou: one, i don’t like anyone
Ashido: coughs liar
Bakugou: two, i’m a good kisser
Sero: lmfao how would you know that
Sero: you practice on your hand?
Kaminari: NO HE PRACTICES WITH YOUR MOM
Ashido: LMFAO FUCK KAMINARI SHUT THE FUCK UP
Kirishima: Kaminari has a deathwish tonight lmfao
Bakugou : i just fucking do
Sero: kaminari how could you
Sero: you better not let me catch you in the hallway
Kaminari: you betrayed us first sero
Ashido: kaminari denki shut the fuck up
Ashido: can you chill the fuck out for two seconds
Ashido: you too katsuki
Ashido: i get that you’re mad that kirishima went with tsu-chan, but you can go brood somewhere else
Ashido: you all are giving me a headache
Ashido: kaminari, if you continue to be an asshole, i’m telling jirou about the songs you make up in the shower and what’s on the last page of your notebook
Ashido: and if ANY of you assholes say ANYTHING about me “defending” sero, you can all eat alone for the next four years because you’re not being good friends right now
Ashido: especially you kaminari.
Kirishima: damn, mina
Sero: she had time tonight
Bakugou: whatever.
Kaminari: sorry…
Sero: bakugou, isn’t it way past your 5 pm bedtime anyway? I understand you’re sleepy, but please keep the grumpiness to a minimum.
Bakugou: die.
Kaminari: OOOOOO SHIT GRANPA KACCHAN
Bakugou: i’ll help ashido and sero kill you, electric dumbass.
Kirishima: anyway, did everyone have fun tonight??
Bakugou: no.
Ashido: YESSSSS IT WAS SO FUN
Ashido: especially the end
Kirishima: I’m glad!!
Kirishima: me too, I had fun too!!
Kirishima: Tsu-chan was really nice and a great date!!
Sero: aww, that’s cute
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group
Ashido: yikes.
Ashido: i’m glad you had fun!!! even with grump ass glaring the whole time
Sero: jeez that was the fastest he’s ever left
Kirishima: I just thought it was because Sero and Kaminari dragged him there tbh
Kaminari: you sweet bro
Ashido: i mean probably some of it
Kirishima: do you think that he was mad that I asked Tsu?
Kaminari: omg
Kaminari: did you really not know
Sero: idk man it’s hard to read him sometimes, so I understand where the confusion is Kirishima
Sero: he always just…. his actions never match up with his words and its annoying.
Sero: because I’m sure he would’ve never accepted if you asked him for real
Sero: but now he’s mad because you asked someone else. smh that boy
Kirishima: I dunno guys, I think I might just give up
Ashido: eijirou…
Kaminari: bro, for as much as we tease the both of you.. Idk even i can see some improvement
Kaminari: if you think it’s best for your mental health, i say go for it, but
Kaminari: as someone that’s been chasing someone that seemed to hate them too, i can tell you that i’m glad i didn’t just give up and kept pushing
Ashido: did.. Did kaminari say something not stupid
Sero: I keep rubbing my eyes to see if this is still real life and not a dream
Kaminari: FUCK YOU GUYS
Sero: Kaminari is right (oh my god that felt so weird to type)
Sero: if you feel like it’s something that you need to step away from him, for your sake, then by all means do it
Sero: but also, remember that Jirou is just teasing Kaminari and actually probably likes him, she gives me tsundere vibes
Kaminari: WAIT REALLY
Sero: lmao idk man
Sero: but Bakugou is different. he needs to figure out his feelings first before you all can move forward.
Ashido: he’s a big grumpy turtle
Kirishima: thanks dudes. I appreciate all of your advice.
Kirishima: come to my room for a big bro hug
Ashido: HELL YEAH
Kaminari: update: i asked todoroki about the ice cream and he called me stupid
Sero: rightfully so
Sero: and i’m omw Kiri
Ashido Mina has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group
Sero: done pouting, kacchan?
Bakugou: fuck you.
Bakugou: don’t fucking call me that, tape face.
Sero: lmao oops is that just reserved for lil deku?
Bakugou: ew.
Kirishima: everyone’s in my room if you want to come over too, bakugou!!
Bakugou: i guess.
Kaminari Denki & Jirou Kyoka
Today, 12:23 AM
Kaminari: hey
Kaminari: i hope you had a good time
Kaminari: dancing was really fun with you
Kaminari: though you do owe me for eating all my snacks
Jirou: my bad lol
Jirou: it was compensation for being so late
Jirou: but… I had fun with you too
Kaminari: HEY WE HAD TO GET OUR BRO
Kaminari: and then the kiss happened and i needed to take a minute i thought i was having a nightmare
Kaminari: i’m glad
Kaminari: it would’ve sucked if you didn’t have fun
Kaminari: do you maybe wanna go to the convenience store with me? I’m craving some snax
Jirou: it’s definitely after midnight, denki
Jirou: what if we get caught?
Kaminari: we won’t get caught
Kaminari: and you can just say i dragged you out
Kaminari: WAIT
Jirou: that’s true lol
Jirou: and wait what?
Kaminari: you called me denki
Kaminari: my heart’s gonna explode
Jirou: oops it slipped out
Kaminari: JIROU
Jirou: yes??
Kaminari: let’s goooooooo
Jirou: fine fine
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 12:25 AM
Midoriya: are you still awake?
Todoroki: Yeah. What’s up?
Midoriya: i can’t sleep
Midoriya: would it be okay if i came over for a little bit?
Todoroki: Yeah, just let me know when you’re outside.
Midoriya: thank you shouto
Midoriya: i’m sure you’re tired of me by now (⌒_⌒;)
Todoroki: Absolutely not.
Midoriya: oh
Midoriya: well
Todoroki: Just hurry and come over, silly.
Todoroki: You can spend the night if you’d like.
Midoriya: i’m coming!!!
Midoriya: really???
Todoroki: Yeah, it’s late.
Todoroki: And when we cuddle, you always end up falling asleep if you end up on my right side.
Todoroki: So you might as well.
Midoriya: shut it, you fall asleep once in a while too
Todoroki: Yeah, not as much as you do though.
Midoriya: it’s not my fault you’re cozy!!!
Midoriya: plusyousmellgood
Midoriya: ANYWAY
Midoriya: i’m outside your door with tea
Todoroki: I’m coming.
Chapter 22: traitor
Summary:
Kaminari: crown me king
Sero: king of fucking idiots
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Ashido Mina & Uraraka Ochako
Today , 10:46 AM
Ashido: heeey cutie patootie
Ashido: do you wanna eat lunch with me? the boys are giving me a headache
Uraraka: Sure!
Uraraka: With Bakugou, Kaminari, and Sero to deal with, I’m sure it’s a handful haha
Ashido: god you have no idea
Ashido: they’re arguing about what makes ice cream sweet again and i can’t handle it
Uraraka: I don’t know how you do it tbh
Ashido: they can be soft sometimes
Ashido: how are you doing tho
Ashido: with … everything?
Uraraka: I’m fine!
Uraraka: I can’t believe it’s almost been a month since the whole beach thing
Uraraka: Sometimes it hurts a little bit, but not so much anymore.
Uraraka: Seeing them together is cute though (๑•́ ω •̀๑)
Ashido: you know you can always talk to me
Ashido: we can go punch kirishima or something
Uraraka: Yes, thank you!
Uraraka: I dunno, maybe sometime we could if that’s okay with Kirishima haha
Ashido: YES
Ashido: i’ll let u focus tho
Uraraka: Thanks, Mina
Uraraka: For being my friend
Ashido: of course!!!!
Ashido: thanks for being my friend, ochako
Uraraka: ♡
Kaminari Denki & Jirou Kyoka
Today , 11:32 AM
Kaminari: KYOKA
Jirou: read at 11:32 am
Kaminari: THERE’S A NEW BOBA SHOP CLOSE BY
Kaminari: AND THEY’RE GIVING OUT CERTIFICATES TO THE FIRST 100 PEOPLE
Kaminari: IT OPENS ON SATURDAY
Kaminari: LET’S GO TOGETHER
Kaminari: AS A DATE
Jirou: a date?
Kaminari: YEAH.
Jirou: I dunno
Kaminari: oh
Kaminari: OKAY WELL THEN ILL GO ALONE AND GET ALL THE FREE BOBA TO MYSELF HAHA
Jirou: I’ll go with you, idiot
Kaminari: THAT WAS SO MEAN
Kaminari: IM GONNA SPIT IN UR DRINK FOR THAT
Jirou: ew gross
Kaminari: so it’s a date then
Jirou: I guess so.
Bakusquad
Today, 11:40 AM
Kaminari: GUESS WHO HAS A DATE SATURDAY
Ashido: idk midoriya?
Kaminari: HORRIBLE GUESS
Ashido: inhales
Bakugou: not you because jirou would have to have lost her memory first lmfao
Ashido: BURN
Sero: jesus christ
Kaminari: bakugou do u need a therapist or smth
Kaminari: are u ok
Kaminari: BUT ANYWAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sero : omg no fucking way
Kirishima: congrats bro!!!
Kirishima: it is with jirou, right?
Kaminari: OF COURSE
Kaminari: I GOT A DATE BEFORE ANY OF YOU LOSERS HAHA
Sero: weren’t you just complaining a couple days ago about me being a traitor because of almost similar circumstances?
Sero: hm…. funny
Kaminari: bro u just got kissed
Kaminari: you didn’t get very far
Ashido: can we PLEASE stop talking about it
Kaminari: ANYWAY
Kaminari: crown me king
Sero: king of fucking idiots
Bakugou: ha
Kaminari: you’re the king of getting rejected then
Sero: you’re such an ASSHOLE
Ashido: add me back when u idiots are done being idiots
Ashido Mina has left the group
Bakugou: well fuck
Bakugou: look at what you dumbasses did
Sero: lmfao what!! Bakugou cares??
Bakugou: she told you to stop
Bakugou: i’d rather not read your stupid shit either
Sero: fucking kaminari look what you did
Kaminari: YOU DID IT TOO
Kaminari: FUCK YOU SERO YOU’RE BROODING MORE THAN BAKUGOU
Bakugou: die.
Kaminari: EVEN HE HAS MORE FEELING RN
Bakugou: die again.
Sero: wtf all I said was that you were literally calling me a traitor the other day
Sero: I wasn’t trying to talk about what happened
Sero: I didn’t even say anything about it
Kaminari: i was JOKING obviously
Sero: okay, but she obviously doesn’t like it. that’s why I avoided it
Kirishima: bros what’s going on now
Bakugou: sticky idiot and electric idiot pissed off pink idiot
Kaminari: can we pause and just say that this is the most bakugou has spoken in this group
Bakugou: shut the fuck up, dunceface.
Kaminari: T_T
Sero: lmfao
Kirishima: why don’t we use this to learn not to talk about what happened between her and sero?
Kirishima: you guys might be comfortable joking about it, but I don’t think she is yet
Kirishima: so let’s just drop it when she’s around okay bros?
Sero: yeah kaminari
Kaminari: YEAH SERO
Bakugou: it’s fucking both of you
Sero: I didn’t fucking say anything
Bakugou: you fucking let him egg you on
Kaminari: eye emoji
Kaminari: ironic……. But ok.
Kaminari: sorry for egging you on bro
Sero: it’s okay bro
Sero: i’m just kinda frustrated bc we haven’t really talked about anything since
Sero: and though we talk in here normally, lately it seems like she’s avoiding me
Kirishima: she’s probably still trying to process everything. i’m sure it’ll be fine!!
Kaminari: at least she’s not giving u a heart attack cuz she thinks it’s funny………..
Kaminari: women are weird
Bakugou: lmfao okay casanova.
Sero: lol for real
Sero: anywho, i’ll be patient. good luck on your date, pikachu
Kaminari: you can do it bro
Kaminari: i mean i genuinely think she likes you
Sero: I mean, that’s not even that important to me anymore
Sero: I just don’t want to lose her as a friend too
Kaminari: SOFT
Sero: shut UP omg
Kirishima: I’m sure everything will work out. if it’s really pressing to you, try talking to her first
Bakugou Katsuki has added Ashido Mina to the group
Kirishima: welcome back, mina! are we all eating together?
Ashido: no, i’m gonna eat with ochako today
Kaminari: ouch..
Kirishima: that’s cool!
Notes:
yesterday was a hot mess, so i apologize for missing uploading, but we're baaaaack!
Chapter 23: an arrangement
Summary:
Midoriya: you’re amazing so
Midoriya: yeah!!
Todoroki: You can just take the compliment, Izuku lol
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today , 3:30 PM
Midoriya: so i was thinking
Midoriya: we’re long overdue for a movie night
Midoriya: would everyone be good if we did it friday???
Midoriya: my mom brought over some old american movies she found in a sale bin
Midoriya: or we can just watch whatever! i miss you all!!
Asui: That sounds great!
Uraraka: Oh!! For sure!!
Uraraka: Can I also invite Mina?
Iida: That sounds like a great idea, Midoriya!
Midoriya: of course!!
Todoroki: Hot cocoa…
Iida: Hot cocoa sounds very good right now.
Midoriya: i’m making a cup right now, if you want one, iida!
Iida: That would be amazing!
Uraraka: we should have some on friday too!
Uraraka: Ooh and marshmallows too!!
Midoriya: hell yeah!!!
Iida: You have to put marshmallows in your hot cocoa, it’s the law.
Asui: Agreed
Todoroki: I also agree. It is the law.
Midoriya: 100%
Uraraka: What other snacks should we have?
Midoriya: popcorn of course, maybe we could get an easy cookie recipe from sato!
Uraraka: Aw making cookies together would be so fun!!
Uraraka Ochako & Ashido Mina
Today, 3:55 PM
Uraraka: Hey! Are you busy on Friday?
Ashido: nope! Why what’s up?
Uraraka: Deku and the others want to have a movie night and I want you to join us!
Uraraka: You’ve seemed a bit down lately and so I thought this would cheer you up a bit?
Ashido: i’m so close to pulling a midoriya and crying rn
Ashido: i’d love to omg
Uraraka: Perfect! We’ll probably be in the common area around 7, so be prepared!!
Uraraka: We’re gonna make hot cocoa and popcorn and cookies
Uraraka: Maybe order a pizza
Uraraka: Ah, I’m excited!!
Bakusquad
Today , 7:37 PM
Kirishima: are you all free on Friday?
Kirishima: if so, we should all hang out!!
Sero: what are we gonna do?
Kaminari: GET FOOOOOOOOD
Ashido: i’m not free sorry
Kirishima: oh- you already have plans?
Ashido: yeah, uraraka invited me to hang out with her and iida and tsu and todoroki and midoriya
Bakugou: you’d rather hang out with fucking deku than us
Kaminari: oh
Sero: have fun
Sero: also, bakugou you barely hang out with us willingly lmao
Bakugou: I don’t hang out with fucking deku instead, idiot.
Sero: that’s a given lol
Ashido: it’s not that big of a deal
Sero: bakugou always makes everything a big deal, so don’t worry about it.
Sero Hanta & Ashido Mina
Today , 8:03 PM
Sero: hey
Sero: you’re not still mad at us are you?
Ashido: no?
Ashido: i mean i was kind of upset cuz it’s like…. You two are idiots
Ashido: but you’re always idiots so
Sero: okay
Sero: I was just wondering because I know you don’t like it when kaminari jokes about … what happened
Sero: but also we haven’t talked about any of that either
Sero: not that we have to
Sero: it would just be nice to know what you’re thinking
Ashido: like i said, it’s annoying, but i’m not like mad
Ashido: oh uh
Ashido: i dunno
Ashido: jirou and i kind of talked about it and i guess she kind of made me wonder about a few things regarding the.. Stuff
Ashido: i just don’t want to mess up our friendship
Ashido: next to kirishima, you’re my best friend and i tell you everything and i thought you told me everything
Ashido: kissing you was
Ashido: nice
Ashido: and dancing with you was
Ashido: also nice
Ashido: after helping everyone else, i guess i never really compartmentalized my own feelings
Sero: all of that is totally understandable and justified
Sero: all this time I thought that idk
Sero: maybe I was gonna lose my friend
Sero: tbh, like I said, I do have feelings for you
Sero: but you don’t have to feel the same way, and you don’t have to force it either
Sero: I just don’t want things to be awkward y’know?
Sero: also kissing you was very nice ngl
Ashido: yeah.. Me neither
Ashido: how about we just.. Go back to how it was
Ashido: and if we kiss we kiss
Ashido: but there’s no labels
Ashido: you’re still my best bro
Ashido: that i might wanna kiss once in a while
Sero: haha fine by me
Sero: mina, you’re the best.
Ashido: yeah i know :P
Ashido: just dont… tell kaminari
Ashido: he’s just gonna be an idiot about it
Sero: my lips are sealed
Ashido: anyway
Ashido: do u wanna go to the convenience store? I’m STARVING and kaminari stole literally all of my snacks
Sero: ugghhhh fine
Ashido: DON’T UGH ME
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 9:03 PM
Midoriya: shouto!!!
Todoroki: Izuku!!!
Todoroki: What’s up?
Midoriya: that was so cute!!!
Midoriya: i was wondering if you’d like to come over for dinner on saturday? my mom really wants to officially meet you
Todoroki: Oh- really?
Midoriya: yeah!!
Todoroki: You told your mom about us?
Midoriya: i tell my mom almost everything
Midoriya: and she kind of … noticed it on my face
Todoroki: Aw, that’s sweet. I’d love to meet her.
Midoriya: you don’t have to if you don’t want to or i dunno it weirds you out, i don’t wanna force you or anything
Midoriya: oh wait really?????
Todoroki: Yeah
Todoroki: Your mom has to be a breath of fresh air compared to Endeavor.
Todoroki: I mean, she raised you
Midoriya: kfjdhsfksjdhfk
Midoriya: well um
Midoriya: well you’re um
Midoriya: you’re amazing so
Midoriya: yeah!!
Todoroki: You can just take the compliment, Izuku lol
Midoriya: BUT YOU ARE
Todoroki: And so are you :)
Midoriya: kdjfksdfkjs
Midoriya: shush
Todoroki: Make me.
Midoriya: (-、-)
Midoriya: maybe I will!!!
Todoroki: Oh yeah?
Midoriya: yeah
Todoroki: Prove it.
Midoriya: I WILL WHERE ARE YOU
Todoroki: I’m in my room.
Midoriya: I’M GONNA COME MAKE YOU.
Todoroki: And how are you gonna do that?
Midoriya: KISS YOU
Todoroki: Well, my door’s open.
Chapter 24: midoriya gets sick
Summary:
Midoriya: thank you everyone that stopped by, i promise i’m okay!!!
Midoriya: i have more than enough snacks for everyone if anyone else wants to stop by!
Midoriya: i appreciate all of you so much
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today, 1:02 PM
Iida: Has anyone seen Midoriya today?
Uraraka: No, I don’t think he’s at school.
Uraraka: Do you need him for something?
Iida: No, just strange I guess since the others in the intern group aren’t out.
Asui: I think he’s resting today, along with Mirio
Asui: The last mission that happened was a bit rough
Iida: Ah. Maybe we should do something for him?
Uraraka: True! We could bring him some sliced fruit
Todoroki: And soba.
Iida: That sounds perfect, you two!
Iida: We should stop by right after class.
Bakusquad
Today, 1:35 PM
Sero: hey losers, what are we doing after class?
Ashido: that’s my line
Ashido: i’m gonna go visit midoriya if you guys wanna come
Ashido: uraraka and them are bringing him snacks
Bakugou: it’s not like he fucking died
Ashido: why would you give snacks to a dead person, katsuki
Kaminari: i want snacks when i’m dead
Kirishima: I wanna go too! It’s rare for midoriya to miss a whole day of class
Sero: you won’t be able to eat them kaminari
Kaminari: i could eat them as a ghost
Ashido: he probably feels like he’s letting us down
Ashido: also kaminari you’re an idiot
Bakugou: this is so fucking stupid
Sero: christ
Sero: let’s go visit him then
Kirishima: I agree!
Bakugou: have fun, idiots
Ashido: ugh just come with
Ashido: kirishima’s coming so
Sero: yeah you can’t leave your bro hanging
Bakugou: fine whatever
Ashido: YAY ADVENTURE TO MIDORIYA’S ROOM
Class 1-A
Today, 4:26 PM
Midoriya: thank you everyone that stopped by, i promise i’m okay!!!
Midoriya: i have more than enough snacks for everyone if anyone else wants to stop by!
Midoriya: i appreciate all of you so much
Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki
Today, 4:32 PM
Kirishima: hey bro, you okay?
Kirishima: you just kinda left without a word
Bakugou: so stupid how you dote over them
Bakugou: *you all stupid fucking phone
Kirishima: i think that’s what friends do
Kirishima: wouldn’t you want me to check up on you too if you weren’t doing okay?
Bakugou: I fucking guess
Bakugou: just fucking stupid
Bakugou: especially fucking deku
Kirishima: what did he do?
Kirishima: besides exist … lol
Bakugou: all you do is hang out with that idiot now
Bakugou: he’s not that fucking special
Kirishima: he’s not that bad of a guy
Kirishima: I still hang out with you all when I can
Bakugou: well it doesn’t make any fucking sense to hang out with him when you can fucking hang out with me
Bakugou: what the fuck ever.
Kirishima: do you want to hang out now?
Bakugou: yes shitty hair.
Bakugou: that’s what I just fucking said.
Kirishima: I’m on my way then.
Kirishima Eijirou & Ashido Mina
Today, 4:45 PM
Kirishima: Attachment: 1 Image
Kirishima: uhhh
Kirishima: what is going on right now?? lol
Ashido: WHAT IS THIS
Ashido: did a human with a soul and feelings take bakugou’s phone???????
Kirishima: I don’t know and I’m kinda scared
Ashido: LMFAO WHY
Kirishima: because this is like the first time he’s said something like that to me
Kirishima: idk… it kinda made me rethink about giving up
Ashido: our angry turtle is making moves
Ashido: i can’t believe that not slick “typo” cover up
Ashido: i wonder if you being around midoriya pushed him over the edge
Kirishima: probably
Ashido: well ……… good job??????
Kirishima: lol!! good job how??
Kirishima: I didn’t do anything-
Ashido: i guess pissed bakugou off so much he started to feel another emotion lmfao
Kirishima: what is this emotion cause it’s kinda scary lol
Ashido: j e a l o u s y
Kirishima: really? you think so?
Ashido: eijirou.
Kirishima: I’m sorry I just
Kirishima: it’s just hard to believe that he’s maybe showing some interest… possibly….
Ashido: i mean you’re adorable, sweet, have a ROCKin body
Ashido: ha
Ashido: plus you’re one of the few people that put up with his stupid assholery
Kirishima: ….I guess you’re right
Ashido: stop selling yourself short eijirou
Ashido: if anything he should be baffled you are interested in him
Kirishima: that’s true.
Kirishima: okay, i’m gonna go now, we’re hanging out and he looks like he’s getting huffy again
Ashido: GET UR MANS
Notes:
hey y'all! as most college students, finals are driving us mad, so we are taking a short hiatus until next week. If you are also a student, good luck with your finals and studying! take care of yourselves and remember: grades don't define you!
Chapter 25: holding hands
Summary:
Ashido: oh my gooood can we go one day without you two seeing who’s dick is bigger
Kaminari: ew why’d you have to use that ashido
Sero: it can be confirmed
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Kaminari Denki & Jirou Kyoka
Today , 12:05 PM
Kaminari: DATE DATE DATE DATE DATE DATE DATE DATE
Jirou: oh yeah
Jirou: what time does it open again?
Kaminari: 1:30!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jirou: you seem pretty excited haha
Kaminari: i’m always excited to hang out with you
Kaminari: even though you insult me relentlessly
Jirou: lol why do you put up with it then?
Kaminari: cuz the good outweighs the bad ig
Kaminari: like ur smile and laugh and the way your face lights up when you hear a reaaaaaalllllyyyyy good song
Kaminari: or try a new bubble tea flavor that’s perfect
Jirou: omg
Jirou: let’s start walking over soon
Jirou: ...you wanted to be within the first 100 people right?
Kaminari: YES FREE BOBAAAAA
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 12:22 PM
Midoriya: is it weird that i’m probably way more nervous than you are???
Todoroki: No it’s not weird lol
Todoroki: Kind of expected, but I’m sure it’ll be just fine.
Midoriya: of course it will, she already loves you
Midoriya: i’m just nervous that it’ll
Midoriya: be too much
Midoriya: for you
Todoroki: Why would it be too much?
Midoriya: your mom and endeavor i guess
Todoroki: It’s okay, like I said before, this visit will be well needed.
Todoroki: Don’t be nervous :)
Midoriya: are you nervous at all?
Todoroki: Yeah, a little since it is your mom I’m meeting
Todoroki: But my gut is saying that everything will be okay
Todoroki: And you’ll be there too
Todoroki: So I’m not that nervous.
Midoriya: everything will be okay!
Midoriya: she’s even making soba!
Midoriya: i told her it was your favorite
Todoroki: I love her already.
Midoriya: she’ll probably hug you so be prepared
Midoriya: it’s not too soon right?
Midoriya: meeting her?
Todoroki: No, I don’t think so. We have been dating for about a month now.
Todoroki: I’m sure she wants to see who her precious Izuku is with.
Midoriya: someone he definitely doesn’t deserve
Todoroki: Someone he absolutely deserves.
Midoriya: shouto..
Todoroki: I mean it, Izuku.
Todoroki: You deserve good things to happen, though I’m not sure if I’m really a good thing
Todoroki: But I do like seeing you happy, so you deserve every bit.
Midoriya: you’re a good thing
Midoriya: you’re a great thing
Midoriya: you’re gonna make me cry!
Bakusquad
Today , 5:47 PM
Ashido: GUYS LOOK OUTSIDE OMG OMG OMG OMG
Ashido: OUT FRONT
Bakugou: wtf why
Ashido: LOOK AT KAMINARI AND JIROU
Bakugou: i looked outside for nothing.
Ashido: aw you listened to me
Sero: are they… holding hands??
Kirishima: yes! atta bro
Ashido: SO CUTE AW
Bakugou: this is so stupid
Ashido: HE SAW ME ABORT ABORT
Sero: our little kaminari…
Sero: he’s grown up
Kaminari: I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH
Kaminari: WHY
Sero: it was cute :p
Kaminari: SHE’S NEVER GONNA DO IT AGAIN I HATE YOU GUYS
Ashido: oh shut up big baby we’re proud of you
Bakugou: i could not give less of a shit
Sero: literally no one asked
Kirishima: we’re happy for you, kaminari!!
Ashido: sero knock it off
Bakugou: no one asked for you to be born either
Ashido: oh my gooood can we go one day without you two seeing who’s dick is bigger
Kaminari: ew why’d you have to use that ashido
Sero: it can be confirmed
Kaminari: NO.
Ashido: NO.
Bakugou: let’s go.
Ashido: NOOOOOOOOOOO.
Kyoka Jirou & Kaminari Denki
Today, 6:02 PM
Jirou: hey
Jirou: today was fun
Kaminari: it was!!!
Kaminari: i’m glad you had fun
Kaminari: i was kinda worried you’d hate it lol
Jirou: no, it was fine
Jirou: i really enjoyed it
Jirou: we can hang out again
Jirou: if you want
Kaminari: so like …………
Kaminari: another date?????? (((((((:
Jirou: ...sure
Kaminari: AWESOME ILL START PLANNING RN
Kaminari: unrelated note do u have a record player
Jirou: omg
Jirou: but yes, i do
Kaminari: I wanna try something …. can I come over?
Jirou: I guess so, just don’t break anything
Kaminari: i won’t break anything smh
Jirou: of course you won’t
Kaminari: so technically……. You can say……
Kaminari: we’re dating? (((((:
Jirou: well you like me and we’re going on what would be called dates
Jirou: so I guess
Kaminari: do u not like me back ))))))):
Jirou: I don’t hate you
Kaminari: well i guess ill just have to try harder to get u to like me
Kaminari: though u’ll never like me as much as i like you
Jirou: who knows….
Kaminari: NOT POSSIBLE KYOKA
Kaminari: SORRY
Jirou: are you coming over or what?
Kaminari: yes smh let me innnnnnnnnn
Ashido Mina & Sero Hanta
Today , 6:33 PM
Ashido: i’m boooorrreeeed hanta
Ashido: did you finish your homework?
Sero: there was homework?
Ashido: oh my god.
Ashido: YES.
Ashido: and i wanted to copy i mean compare answers
Sero: i see right through you, you pink menace
Sero: i just woke up from a nap, give me a second to do it and then you can come over
Sero: or we can just work on it together?
Ashido: we can work on it together cuz i got some of it done before i got bored
Ashido: gimmie a sec to find my will to live and get up
Sero: bring snacks
Ashido: what do i get in exchange for my snacks
Sero: homework answers :p
Ashido: you’re the WORST
Sero: did you want another kiss instead?
Ashido: how DARE you
Ashido: was this you tricking me
Ashido: you will get NO kisses out of me
Sero: well worth a shot
Ashido: smh
Ashido: what kinda snacks you want loser
Sero: pocky please :p
Ashido: let me in before electric idiot sees me and wants to fight
Sero: coming lol
Notes:
we're back! ( kind of ) finals were stressful and we pray for those who still aren't done yet. we'll probably be skipping around a little with upload days because of the holidays, but we'll get back to our regularly scheduled program soon!
Chapter 26: first snow
Summary:
Midoriya: please don’t use my boyfriend as a personal snow maker
Chapter Text
Class 1-A
Today , 7:22 AM
Iida: It’s quite chilly this morning! Make sure to bundle up and stay warm.
Midoriya: IT SNOWED A LITTLE BIT!
Ashido: SNOWBALL FIGHT
Kaminari: HELL YEAH
Bakugou: there’s not enough, idiots
Yaoyorozu: If anyone needs a hat, scarf, or gloves, I have and can make extra!
Kirishima: snowball fights are so manly
Ashido: YOU HEARD KIRISHIMA
Tokoyami: snowball fights are a good bonding activity.
Bakugou: THERE’S NOT ENOUGH FUCKING SNOW
Bakugou: YOU’RE GONNA BE THROWING DIRT AT EACH OTHER
Ashido: ofc you’d say that cuz you know we’re gonna kick your ass
Iida: If you’re all going to have a snowball fight, make sure to dry off so you don’t get sick and be on time for class!
Midoriya: maybe we should wait until after class to see if it piles up?
Kaminari: todoroki can’t u make more
Todoroki: I guess that could be possible.
Jirou: sooo after school snowball fight?
Midoriya: please don’t use my boyfriend as a personal snow maker
Ashido: AFTER SCHOOL SNOWBALL FIGHT
Kaminari: IM GONNA WRECK ALL OF YOU
Ashido: okay calm down wreck it ralph
Sero: i’ll be sure to make you slip on the ice kaminari
Kaminari: WHY
Sero: not sure
Sero: it just feels right : )
Ashido: HAHA YEAH
Kirishima: see you all after class, right in front of the dorms!!! (ง’̀-‘́)ง
Ashido: BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
Kaminari: THAT MEANS YOU TOO, MR. SQUARE
Iida: I asked you nicely to not call me that anymore, I thought I grew out of my square-ness.
Ashido: yeah cmon kaminari
Sero: mr….. square…… LMAO
Asui: You’re not completely square, Iida :)
Ashido: you have some rounded corners buddy
Iida: Thank you Tsu-chan, Ashido.
Iida: We should all start heading to class soon though, before we’re late!
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today, 12:15 PM
Uraraka: It’s still snowing!
Uraraka: This makes me think of the holiday season!!!
Uraraka: Do you all have any plans for the break we’ll have?
Iida: I’ll be visiting my family, helping my brother mostly.
Midoriya: my mom will be working still so i’ll be training!
Iida: What about you, Uraraka?
Uraraka: I’ll be spending time with my family! It’s been a while since I’ve spent time with them.
Uraraka: I know it’s still kind of early to think about it, but
Uraraka: Maybe we should have a holiday party before everyone leaves?
Asui: That sounds like a great idea :)
Midoriya: that sounds amazing!!
Midoriya: you always have such great ideas
Uraraka: Aw, thanks but don’t just credit me! A lot of the other girls were talking about it too, but we never settled on doing it or not
Uraraka: But I think we should!
Iida: That would be a nice way to end the year.
Midoriya: after the last day of classes?
Todoroki: Anything to keep me from going home any sooner.
Iida: That Friday would be great. Uraraka, are the girls going to be planning it? Do they need any help? I’m sure Sato would love to make something.
Uraraka: I’ll ask!
Uraraka: Ugh, Sato’s literally the best
Midoriya: his desserts are the best i’ve ever had
Midoriya: except for my mom’s ofc
Iida: Todoroki, you’re always welcome to spend time with me and my family.
Todoroki: I just might take you up on that offer. Thanks.
Iida: Of course.
Midoriya: can we all hang out just us before everyone leaves?
Midoriya: one last movie marathon!
Uraraka: Of course! Christmas movie marathon!
Iida: Oooh, we should have a Secret Santa.
Asui: Should we put our names in a hat or something and pick?
Midoriya: that sounds perfect!
Uraraka: Party in my room!
Midoriya Izuku & Uraraka Ochako
Today , 1:04 PM
Midoriya: would it be weird if i got todoroki’s mom a christmas present even though i’ve never met her?
Uraraka: I’m sure she would love it!
Uraraka: I’m sure Todoroki would appreciate the thought too!
Midoriya: okay good because i might’ve already bought it…
Midoriya: how have you been? We haven’t talked much since..
Uraraka: Oh my god, you’re so cute
Uraraka: But I’ve been fine!!
Midoriya: i can’t believe you called me cute
Midoriya: i’m glad!
Uraraka: ‘Cause you are!!!
Uraraka: Also
Uraraka: Feel free to talk to me more! You don’t have to worry about feeling weird or anything!
Uraraka: In these past months, I have made peace with everything. So don’t worry about feeling weird about talking to me about anything!
Midoriya: i didn’t mean to make you feel like i was shutting you out
Midoriya: i just really didn’t want to rub salt in any wounds
Midoriya: i guess that kind of made it worse
Uraraka: It’s okay, Deku. I understand :)
Uraraka: We’re both fine, that’s the great part!
Midoriya: yeah!!
Midoriya: well kind of
Midoriya: usually i talk to mirio about this kind of stuff, but he’s been busy and all
Midoriya: i just feel like i don’t do enough for todoroki, like what am i supposed to be doing, am i supposed to be really attached but he wouldn’t like that, i kind of have a secret notebook where i write stuff down like his favorite stuff and stuff he doesn’t like and all but even doing that feels weird and i’m just worried he’s gonna figure out that i’m cheating in remembering stuff or maybe he just secretly hates me because now he’s gotten to know me way better but that cant be true either because he still sits by me and smiles a lot, plus i have a bunch of nice qualities i guess
Uraraka: omg you mutter through text too
Uraraka: I’m gonna break that down for you!
Uraraka: You just told me you bought a present for his mom and you haven’t even met her yet! That’s really thoughtful and definitely going the extra mile!
Uraraka: Also, just the fact that you wrote it down and are trying to memorize things like that is showing that you’re trying! Some people don’t even remember half the things their significant other says to them!
Uraraka: It’s not cheating at all!
Uraraka: Todoroki looks the happiest I’ve ever seen him, Deku. He really likes you. I’m so sure of it!
Midoriya: you’d tell me if he wasn’t right?
Midoriya: i just like him a lot
Midoriya: i don’t wanna mess it up
Uraraka: Of course I would!
Uraraka: Relationships are scary, so it’s okay to feel like this. It’s also okay to not worry so much and just enjoy being with him!
Midoriya: thank you uraraka
Midoriya: even though we talk and see each other every day, i missed you
Uraraka: Omg stop you’re gonna make me cry.
Chapter 27: spicy hot chocolate
Summary:
Ashido: wait ……….
Ashido: something doesn’t add up
Kirishima: eye emoji
Ashido: eye emoji
Ashido: you and mcsplodey smooching?
Chapter Text
Kirishima Eijirou & Midoriya Izuku
Today, 7:30 PM
Kirishima: hey bro
Kirishima: bakugou seemed like he was in a really bad mood earlier
Kirishima: and though it seems kind of ironic to ask you
Kirishima: do you know any way to make him feel better?
Kirishima: I feel like it would be my duty as a friend
Kirishima: cause that’s my bro
Midoriya: he seems to be in a worse mood than normal a lot lately
Midoriya: I know when we were kids, his mom would make this kind of spicy hot chocolate when it got cold out and he used to really like it
Kirishima: perfect! thanks!!!
Kirishima: wait
Kirishima: do you know how to make it
Kirishima: or should I just google it???
Midoriya: I can meet you in the kitchen in like three minutes if that’ll be easier!!
Kirishima: yes!!! great!!!!!
Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki
Today, 8:05 PM
Kirishima: hey dude
Kirishima: I just knocked on your door, and idk if you’re sleeping already
Kirishima: but I saw that you had a bit of a rough time today… so I made you something!
Today, 8:10 PM
Kirishima: um, I can just leave it outside if you want
Kirishima: drink it when you’re ready bro :)
Bakugou: what the fuck is it
Bakugou: you made me something?
Kirishima: yeah!
Kirishima: but you have to open your door now that i know you’re awake to get it!!!!
Bakugou: no
Bakugou: is it just you out there
Bakugou: what is it
Kirishima: it’s just me don’t worry.
Kirishima: I have something for you to drink!!
Bakugou: I figured that out with my fucking deduction skills, eijirou.
Bakugou: i’ll open the door, but you can’t come in
Bakugou: only the drink.
Kirishima: okay!!
Today , 8:13 PM
Bakugou: it’s uh
Bakugou: good.
Bakugou: thanks.
Kirishima: anytime bro
Kirishima: and when things are bothering you, you can always come talk to me, okay?
Kirishima: my room’s always open!!
Bakugou: I know.
Bakugou: I just wanted to deal with it on my own.
Bakugou: I just
Bakugou: haven’t been able to fucking sleep and the electric and sticky idiots are always starting shit they know they can’t finish
Bakugou: it’s fucking cold out
Bakugou: the only thing you could fucking help with is being fucking cold
Kirishima: oh, I do have an extra blanket if you want!
Bakugou: not what I meant but whatever
Kirishima: what did you mean?
Bakugou: just fucking come in.
Kirishima: ...so did you not want the blanket?
Bakugou: no you shitty haired idiot, just fucking you.
Ashido Mina & Sero Hanta
Today , 10:22 PM
Ashido: hanta wake up
Sero: i wasn’t asleep
Sero: what’s up?
Ashido: I had a kidnapping nightmare
Ashido: wanna go outside and make snow angels
Sero: sure, we can do that
Sero: you okay?
Ashido: shaken
Ashido: it felt really real
Ashido: I thought you died
Ashido: it just felt really real..
Sero: aw omg it’s nice to know that if i died i’d be missed
Sero: c’mon, i’m already ready
Ashido: oh shut up asshole
Ashido: okay okay I gotta put my boots on
Ashido: I really love you
Ashido: in a manly way
Ashido: i’m glad you’re not real dead
Sero: you know, me too
Sero: though I have literally no idea what the fuck loving someone in a manly way is
Ashido: it’s like
Ashido: if you got nabbed by the league, i’d go all midoriya on their asses
Ashido: while still slapping you upside the head for allowing yourself to get caught
Sero: you’re right. that is pretty manly
Ashido: i’m pretty manly tbh
Sero: alright let’s go make some manly snow angels
Ashido: WOOOOOOOOOO
Kirishima Eijirou & Ashido Mina
Today, 10:45 PM
Kirishima: guess where I am right now!!!
Ashido: your room?
Kirishima: no : )
Ashido: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ashido: with bakugou?????
Kirishima: yes!
Ashido: shouldn’t he be asleep smh
Ashido: wait ……….
Ashido: something doesn’t add up
Kirishima: eye emoji
Ashido: eye emoji
Ashido: you and mcsplodey smooching?
Kirishima: no, but he is asleep
Kirishima: he fell asleep on me!!!!!!!
Kirishima: and I don’t know if I should wake him up or
Kirishima: or if I should stay here???
Kirishima: kinda panicking a little bit, bro
Ashido: wait like actual touching
Ashido: OH MY GOD THATS SO CUTE
Ashido: I mean you remember when denki tried to wake him up from a nap over the summer?
Kirishima: yeah, he almost blew kaminari up for real
Kirishima: guess I’m stuck!!!
Kirishima: unrelated, but why are you awake?
Ashido: I can’t believe the progress you’ve made :,)
Ashido: I had a nightmare
Ashido: me n hanta went out to play in the snow
Kirishima: i'm sorry about your nightmare!
Kirishima: also, speaking of sero, how's that going?
Ashido: it’s okay! just a nightmare
Ashido: whatever do you mean, rockman (:
Kirishima: I dunno, like how are things? you two seem like you’re back on good terms, if not better than usual
Kirishima: not to pry or anything
Kirishima: just wondering!
Ashido: we worked everything out
Ashido: we were both just being stupid and trying to make things over complicated
Ashido: but now it’s not
Ashido: kind of
Ashido: I guess it’s just complicated in my heart and brain and stuff
Ashido: I still can’t believe you’re basically cuddling bakugou katsuki
Ashido: a day that’ll be in history books
Kirishima: hopefully one of many!!
Ashido Mina & Sero Hanta
Today , 11:02 PM
Ashido: actually can you stay the night?
Sero: wait huh
Sero: you really want me to come over?
Ashido: yes dummy
Ashido: hurry up
Sero: jeez can I change first, my clothes are gross and wet now
Ashido: hurry UP tape boy
Sero: you’re so lucky you’re you let me tell you
Sero: i’m coming,
Sero: but also question
Sero: where am i supposed to sleep?
Ashido: in the bed???????
Sero: with you?????????
Sero: idk man i’m a long boy
Sero: will i even fit
Ashido: i’ll just
Ashido: lay on top of you
Ashido: or you can sleep on the ground
Sero: the ground is the worst option, so no to that
Sero: i’m down with cuddling
Ashido: looks at the camera
Ashido: you’re the one who was QUESTIONING IT
Sero: idk it’s not often the girl you like invites you over to cuddle
Sero: had to make sure it was real
Ashido: well it takes a lot of confidence to ask the guy you like to cuddle when he’s a big idiot and didn’t take the hint the last time
Sero: i-
Sero: open up
Chapter 28: gifts
Summary:
Sero: hello fellas
Sero: i have some news
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Todoroki Shouto & Ashido Mina
Today , 4:15 PM
Todoroki: Mina.
Todoroki: I need help.
Ashido: is everything alright?
Ashido: are you okay?
Todoroki: I’m fine, it’s Izuku
Todoroki: I need a gift for him
Ashido: you nearly gave me a heart attack i thought he died or something
Ashido: learn how to type faster jfc
Ashido: easy, something all might. done
Todoroki: I feel like that’s too easy.
Todoroki: Also, I’m not sure what he might not already have lol
Ashido: todoroki said lol
Ashido: midoriya has changed you
Ashido: maybe a fancy notebook? The leathery kind with his name engraved or something?
Todoroki: Yeah, maybe so.
Todoroki: That’s actually a good idea, though. Thanks.
Ashido: you’re welcome
Ashido: how’s everything been with him??
Todoroki: It’s been good.
Todoroki: I like being with him.
Ashido: i love all these juicy details, shouto
Todoroki: You’re welcome.
Ashido: ugh
Todoroki: :)
Ashido: all you do is USE me
Ashido: and i don’t get SHIT in return.
Todoroki: You’re appreciated.
Ashido: hmph
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 5:03 PM
Midoriya: hi
Todoroki: Hey
Midoriya: i’ve been thinking a lot and i don’t wanna suffocate you or anything, but if you’d like you can come over for christmas or christmas eve and your brother and sister are invited of course i kinda asked my mom hypothetically and she loves you but i didn’t want to suffocate you or piss off endeavor even more than he already is
Todoroki: That’s really nice of you to offer. I’ll definitely come over.
Todoroki: I also want you to come with me to visit my mom.
Midoriya: really?
Todoroki: Yeah, I’ve kind of been mentioning you and she’s been telling me to bring you.
Midoriya: you mentioned me? To your mom?
Todoroki: Yeah, she kind of cornered me one day because she said I looked happier. Then she asked if I was dating someone. So I told her about you.
Midoriya: you do smile a lot more
Todoroki: You think so?
Midoriya: yeah! Your smile’s kind of infectious too
Midoriya: i’d love to meet your mom though
Midoriya: i can give her her christmas present!
Todoroki: You got her a Christmas present?
Midoriya: yeah! I saw this pretty crystal statue thing and from what you’ve said about her, i dunno, i felt like she’d like it
Midoriya: it’s like one of those crystal trees with dangly things
Midoriya: it’s really pretty
Midoriya: it reminds me of your ice
Todoroki: She’ll like it. Be sure to tell her that too.
Midoriya: i can’t wait to meet her
Ashido Mina & Sero Hanta
Today , 5:05 PM
Ashido: hey smelly
Sero: what
Ashido: what do you want for a present?
Sero: uhhhh
Sero: v bucks
Ashido: okay smart ass i’ll get u v bucks
Sero: okay wait no
Sero: I don’t know tbh
Sero: as long as it’s from you i guess i don’t really care
Ashido: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ashido: fuck this is kinda hard
Ashido: i helped todoroki with his boy and i can’t even think of anything for my boy
Ashido: if it sucks don’t hate me
Sero: ofc I will
Sero: jk omg
Sero: is there anything you want?
Ashido: uh
Ashido: kinda
Sero: what is it?
Ashido: don’t laugh.
Sero: no promises
Ashido: iwantedtogotothebigtreelightingthingwithyou
Sero: that’s cute wtf
Sero: i wouldn’t have laughed
Sero: we can definitely do that
Sero: let’s make it a date
Ashido: it’s a date then
Ashido: a real… actual date
Sero: yes, a real date
Sero: i’ve been hearing some talk about a holiday party in the dorm before everyone leaves
Sero: do you want to go before that?
Ashido: well yeah
Ashido: or we could just go after class and then go to the party together?
Sero: perfect
Sero Hanta has added Kirishima Eijirou and Kaminari Denki to the group
Today , 5:23 PM
Sero: hello fellas
Sero: i have some news
Kaminari: he said fellas
Kaminari: is it bad news
Kaminari: is it good news
Kaminari: did you finally tell mina you’re deeply in love with her?
Sero: cut it out idiot
Sero: it’s good news
Sero: she and i have a date this weekend :^ )
Kaminari: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kaminari: WHERE ARE YOU GOING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
Sero: well some things happened and we were talking about christmas presents
Sero: we’re going to the tree lighting before that holiday party thing
Kirishima: omg bro!!! congrats!!!!!!!!!
Kirishima: i’m tearing up. manly tears!!!
Kaminari: OOOOOOOOO
Kaminari: our sad tape boy has finally gotten good luck
Kaminari: how’s bakugou, kiri?
Sero: i’m not sad wtf
Kirishima: oh um
Kirishima: so remember that day he was like really really in a bad mood?
Sero: fucking yes
Sero: i hate it when he’s like that, he’s like the literal devil
Kaminari: he walked over to me, pushed my books to the floor, and walked all the way back to the other side of the room
Sero: lmfao yeah
Sero: anyway, kirishima, go on
Kirishima: yeah, so I asked deku how to cheer him up cause i’d hate to see any of my bros upset
Kirishima: and he told me about this spicy hot chocolate his mom used to make him
Kirishima: so I made it for him and then brought it to him
Kaminari: OKAY AND
Kaminari: GO ON JESUS
Kirishima: lol so then I was waiting outside of his door with it and I thought he wouldn’t answer
Kirishima: but then he did and at first he just took the cup, but then after a while he told me to come over
Sero: eye emoji
Sero: he told you to come over huh?
Kaminari: OH MY GOOOOOOD
Kaminari: HE DID
Kaminari: WHAT
Kirishima: yeah! and then at first I was just standing because I didn’t know where to sit
Kirishima: but then he yelled at me to sit on the bed so I did
Kirishima: then the next thing I knew he had fallen asleep on me
Kaminari: HE
Kaminari: DID
Kaminari: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaminari: BAKUGOU, OUR BAKUGOU????????
Kaminari: ARE YOU SURE IT WASN’T A VILLAIN OR SOMETHING
Sero: kaminari why the fuck would a villain just fall asleep on someone
Kaminari: well it’s kirishima and kirishima is adorable
Sero: this is true, but kirishima wouldn’t be that naive
Kaminari: shut up sero you know what i mean
Kirishima: yes, it was our bakugou!!! I couldn’t believe it either dudes!!
Kaminari: i can’t believe
Kaminari: what happened when he woke up??!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Kaminari: DID YOU GUYS KISS
Kaminari: BRO WTF
Kirishima: no, we didn’t kiss
Kirishima: when he wakes up normally, he’s actually really quiet.
Kirishima: it’s… really cute
Sero: omg i bet your heart was beating a mile a minute
Kaminari: mine is right now
Kaminari: YOU CUDDLED WITH BAKUGOU KATSUKI
Kaminari: a feat no human has done
Kirishima: well it wasn’t like full on cuddling, he was just leaning on me
Sero: but still
Sero: growth!
Kaminari: look at us /fellas/
Sero: kaminari shut up
Kaminari: YOU SHUT UP
Kaminari: you’re still ahead of us from that kiss you got at the dance smh
Sero: it’s not a competition dunce face
Kaminari: YES IT IS
Kaminari: mineta would understand…
Sero: smh
Kirishima: that’s gross
Kaminari: SHUT UP
Kaminari: im so close to kissing jirou
Kaminari: but any time i try, she does something else and my soul is breaking
Sero: idk maybe if she seems like she’s into it, try surprising her before she moves away
Sero: she might be chickening out at the last minute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kaminari: what are you, professor of kissing wtf
Sero: well i am the only one out of us three that’s kissed someone
Kaminari: ONCE
Sero: so far
Kaminari: maybe ill try at the christmas party
Sero: i’ll supply the mistletoe
Kirishima: I have good feelings about this Christmas party, bros!
Kaminari: are you gonna ask bakugou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kirishima: ask him what?
Kaminari: to go with you?????????????? To the party??????????????????
Kirishima: I didn’t think it was a party that required dates???
Kirishima: should I ask him???????
Sero: kaminari is just an idiot like always
Sero: you don’t need a date
Sero: but maybe try to spend some time with him if he does show up and isn’t pissy
Kaminari: he’s always pissy
Kaminari: except when he’s with kirishima
Sero: great point
Sero: on second thought, stay with him the entire time
Kirishima: I’ll see what I can do bros
Kirishima: thanks for letting me talk about this
Kirishima: and accepting this
Sero: of course dude. we love you.
Kaminari: and i mean we’re not homophobic so that too
Kaminari: you’re our best bro and even though bakugou needs to take several seats, he’s okay i guess
Sero: yeah, bakugou can be a real dick sometimes but the way that he lets you in makes me think that he might actually get it together one day
Sero: not saying that you need to fix him
Sero: but maybe you’ll be a good influence :^ )
Kirishima: I’m actually crying manly tears this time
Kirishima: thank you guys so much
Kaminari: I THINK WE NEED A BRO HUG
Kaminari: unless mina has sero locked in her room
Sero: mind your business
Sero: i’ll meet you guys in Kirishima’s room!
Kaminari: what do you guys do in there ??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sero: talk about how stupid you are
Kaminari: understandable, have a nice day.
Kirishima: my door’s open!
Notes:
happy holidays to everyone that celebrates and to those that don't, happy break! we appreciate all the comments we've been getting and we read every single one so thank you so much!
Chapter 29: hot chocolate & mistletoe kisses
Summary:
Midoriya: what does it feel like when you’re in love with someone?
Midoriya: romantically
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Midoriya Izuku & Mirio Togata
Today , 12:04 AM
Midoriya: mirio-senpai! I was looking for you, but aizawa-sensei said you were with eri-chan, so i didn’t wanna bother you
Midoriya: but i have a question
Midoriya: i don’t really feel comfortable talking to all might about it and aizawa would probably walk away if i tried to approach him and i also don’t want to give my mom a heart attack and google really isn’t helping even though i’ve read i think twelve articles, so would it be okay if i asked you?
Mirio: Lol shoot!
Midoriya: what does it feel like when you’re in love with someone?
Midoriya: romantically
Mirio: Hmm, that’s a good question!
Mirio: I think it feels like trying a new food for the first time!
Mirio: At first you might have all these feelings, and you’re scared that you might not like it or that you’re gonna waste some money
Mirio: But then you try it and it’s your favorite food ever and all you want to do is eat it!
Mirio: Though I wouldn’t suggest eating people
Mirio: The person you’re with is who you want to be with all the time. You want to help them and support them and see them happy. It sucks when they’re sad and you wanna cheer them up until they’re not sad anymore!!
Mirio: You look into their eyes and they’re the only things you ever want to look at again.
Mirio: Just being in their presence is enough sometimes too.
Mirio: Or at least that’s how I feel with Tamaki.
Midoriya: I THOUGHT YOU AND TAMAKI WERE JUST RUMORS.
Mirio: Oh, no! We’re really dating!
Midoriya: oh my god im so sorry i didn’t know i’m so sorry
Midoriya: you love tamaki?
Mirio: Don’t apologize! We haven’t been super up front about it so I guess that’s why there are rumors haha
Mirio: Yes, I do!
Mirio: If I remember correctly, you’re still dating Todoroki right?
Mirio: Are you asking me this because you think you love him?
Midoriya: OOPS GOTTA GO HAHA THANKS MIRIO-SENPAI
Mirio: Lol good luck, Deku!
Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki
Today , 3:16 PM
Kirishima: hey, dude
Kirishima: are you going to the holiday thing tonight?
Bakugou: no the stupid dance sucked, this is going to suck just as much as that did.
Kirishima: I’m sure it won’t be that bad!!
Bakugou: are you going??
Kirishima: yeah!
Bakugou: well have fucking fun with frog girl
Kirishima: ???
Kirishima: this isn’t a thing you need a date to lol I didn’t ask her
Kirishima: are you upset that I asked her to the dance?
Bakugou: no that’d be fucking stupid
Bakugou: why would i fucking care
Kirishima: so then why did you say to have fun with her specifically?
Bakugou: cuz i assumed you’d be with her, shitty hair
Bakugou: any fucking way
Bakugou: i’m not going to the stupid party
Kirishima: aw dang. I won’t really be here over break so I wanted to hang out one more time before I left.
Bakugou: oh
Bakugou: we could hang out before the stupid party
Kirishima: do you wanna meet on the roof?
Kirishima: I could bring the hot chocolate again?
Bakugou: yeah.
Class 1-A
Today , 4:22 PM
Ashido: what the FUCK was that?
Midoriya: are we being attacked?
Iida: Everyone please exit the building calmly and wait for Aizawa-sensei.
Sero: okay, i thought i was the only one who heard that
Jirou: my fucking ears are bleeding
Kaminari: fuck
Midoriya: is anyone else hurt?
Uraraka: I accidentally burned myself helping Sato, but everything else is fine!
Ashido: ochako, there’s a hose around back so you can put some cold water on it
Ashido: is someone on the roof????
Todoroki: There isn’t a fire, is there?
Ashido: i don’t think so
Ashido: does anyone see kirishima?
Ojiro: I think I saw him with Bakugou last?
Kaminari: maybe it was bakugou being bakugou
Kaminari: iida went to go grab aizawa anyway tho
Yaoyorozu: I hope everything’s okay!
Ashido Mina & Kirishima Eijirou
Today , 5:03 PM
Ashido: what happened?????
Ashido: did you two get in trouble?????
Ashido: are you hurt?????
Kirishima: no, bakugou just kinda got yelled at by aizawa for causing a ruckus
Kirishima: but we’re fine!
Ashido: he didn’t hurt you?
Ashido: what the FUCK happened, eijirou
Kirishima: um
Kirishima: I don’t think you’d believe me if I told you
Ashido: omg
Ashido: was it bad?
Kirishima: no!! not at all!!!
Kirishima: well i’ll just tell you and then explain
Kirishima: so… we kissed.
Kirishima: well more like I kissed him but, you know
Ashido: YOU KISSED
Ashido: BAKUGOU
Ashido: OH MY GOD
Ashido: was he mad? How’d he react? Oh my GOD
Kirishima: I’m sure you all felt how he reacted haha
Kirishima: to start from the beginning, i had asked if he was going to the christmas thing, he replied no like i expected but then he suggested hanging out beforehand. so we went to the roof.
Kirishima: there was a lot of snow, and we ended up having a snowball fight, which turned into an actual fight, and then we both slipped on the ice and fell over.
Kirishima: his smile was so bright and his cheeks and nose were so red. there was even specks of snowflakes in his eyelashes!
Kirishima: our faces were so close, I knew my cheeks were totally red I was so nervous
Kirishima: but then I just felt drawn to him. so I leaned in and he surprisingly did the same.
Kirishima: then he like short circuited lol
Ashido: i’m gonna DIE
Ashido: how are you feeling???
Ashido: like heart wise?
Kirishima: i’m more than happy omg
Kirishima: i just haven’t been able to talk to him since
Ashido: my crops have been WATERED ei
Ashido: give him some time, i’m sure he’s losing his SHIT right now lmfao
Kirishima: true, you’re probably right lol
Kirishima: in the meantime, i’m gonna go help Sato and Uraraka
Kirishima: have fun on your date!!! : )
Ashido: how’d you know i was going on a date?
Kirishima: gtg help byeeeeeee
Ashido Mina & Sero Hanta
Today , 5:23 PM
Ashido: sero hanta.
Sero: ashido mina
Ashido: so i was just talking to the sweetest boy on the planet. and being the sweetest boy on the planet, he told me to have fun on my date
Ashido: care to tell me how he knows that (:
Sero: well
Sero: i may or may not have mentioned it to him
Ashido: only him? (:
Sero: …..and kaminari
Sero: but!!! before you get mad
Sero: this is the first time i’ve told them anything about what we’ve been up to.
Ashido: kaminari has non stop been sending me the lenny face from the SECOND i wake up, to when i fall asleep for TWO DAYS.
Ashido: TWO. WHOLE. DAYS.
Sero: omg
Sero: that fucking idiot
Ashido: you’re gonna make it up to me by two ways
Ashido: one, you’re gonna hold my hand and take as many cute pictures as i want tonight
Ashido: and two, we’re going to watch all the dance videos i want later no matter how redundant
Ashido: and two point five, you don’t get your present until after break.
Sero: aw c’mon that’s like two whole weeks!
Ashido: if you don’t like my terms, i could just not kiss you til we graduate
Sero: UGH fine.
Ashido: now let’s go tape boy
Sero: i’m already waiting at the door
Ashido: he’s so prompt
Sero: c’monn
Venus Club
Today , 8:12 PM
Ashido: HAGAKURE I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID IT
Hagakure: Oh my god, you were watching???
Ashido: I SEE EVERYTHING
Ashido: IT WAS SO CUTE
Hagakure: Noo! Stop, I’m so embarrassed!!
Ashido: well….. You’re not the only one who got a smooch (((((:
Hagakure: who else???
Ashido: eye emoji
Ashido: jirouuuuuu
Jirou: Mina, you say anything else and you’re getting blocked.
Ashido: noooooooooooo
Hagakure: Was it with Kaminari?
Jirou: no comment.
Ashido: YES AND IT WAS SO CUTE HE NEARLY YEE’D
Uraraka: OMG that’s too cute!!!
Jirou: sighs
Ashido: we love love in this household
Ashido: uraraka, are you planning on getting anyone under the mistletoe eye emoji
Uraraka: I dunno- I dunno who I would kiss
Ashido: you could kisssssss
Ashido: me (:
Jirou: I don’t think tape boy would like that too much :)
Ashido: hey you shut your mouth kyoka
Uraraka: mina and sero are a thing??
Ashido: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Ashido: ANYWAY
Yaoyorozu: Well, if you are, congratulations!
Ashido: WE’RE NOT
Ashido: we went on a date today tho
Ashido: it was really nice his hands are super warm
Uraraka: That’s sooooo cute! Where’d you go?
Ashido: the tree lighting
Ashido: HE BOUGHT ME HOT CHOCOLATE
Hagakure: I honestly never thought Sero was like that?
Ashido: how’d you think he was like?
Hagakure: I dunno, he hangs out with Bakugou and Kaminari and they’re all just silly boys so I didn’t think Sero was the romantic type?
Hagakure: He kinda seems more like a player tbh. No offense!!
Ashido: i mean kaminari is probably the most romantic guy i know and although bakugou is an ass, he’s weirdly sweet in his own way. they also hang out with kirishima who doesn’t have a mean bone in his body
Ashido: but go off i guess
Ashido: kaminari is a perv, but it’s because he’s a boy
Ashido: sero is the sweetest, nicest, dumbest boyfriend and if anyone has anything to say about him, they can do it to my face.
Jirou: we love a protective girlfriend
Uraraka: I don’t think Hagakure meant it in a bad way, we just don’t know them as well as you do!
Ashido: i
Ashido: i’m so sorry hagakure, the explosion earlier kinda threw me off balance
Ashido: i promise to make it up to you...
Hagakure: No no, that’s my bad! I didn't mean to talk badly about them!
Ashido: it’s okay it’s my bad
Ashido: i’m just overprotective of my boys
Bakusquad
Today , 8:44 PM
Ashido: Attachment: 3 Images
Ashido: losers
Ashido: don’t EVER say i don’t do shit for you
Kaminari: does
Kaminari: that say
Kaminari: boyfriend? eye emoji
Bakugou: shut the fuck up i’m trying to sleep
Sero: awww we have our own little bodyguard
Kirishima: you think I don’t have a mean bone in my body???? that’s so nice !!
Kaminari: i think the only way you’d have a mean bone in your body is if it’s bakugou
Ashido: FUCK.
Ashido: I CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE
Sero: LMFAO SHIT
Kirishima: wait what
Bakugou: he means my dick.
Ashido: I AM SCREAMING I AM LITERALLY, NOT FIGURATIVELY SCREAMING
Sero: Lmfao does anyone need water or
Kirishima: um well that’s not the case, but i’m glad to see you like us so much, mina!!
Kaminari: are we NOT gonna talk about mina calling sero her boyfriend ??????????????
Sero: mind your business, kaminari
Kaminari: eye emoji
Sero Hanta & Ashido Mina
Today , 8:50 PM
Sero: so
Sero: boyfriend huh
Ashido: haha anyway
Ashido: this party’s pretty cool
Sero: you called me your boyfriend
Ashido: yeah and
Sero: does that mean we’re official now?
Ashido: is that um
Ashido: do you want to be?
Sero: i wouldn’t mind
Sero: is that okay with you?
Ashido: well duh stupid
Ashido: you are not good at hints smh
Sero: i’m SORRY
Sero: since you let the cat out of the bag, i think i should be able to get my gift now :^ )
Ashido: uggggghhhhhh fine
Ashido: meet me under the mistletoe and i’ll give it to you ( ^:
Sero: in-
Sero: in front of everyone?
Ashido: I
Ashido: forgot about everyone
Ashido: we can wait til everyone goes to bed
Sero: or i could just bring it to you
Ashido: the mistletoe?? LMFAO
Sero: yes???
Sero: there’s like a whole pack on the counter because they bought too many
Sero: i was gonna mess with folks and put them random places
Ashido: OH MY GOD I GOT THE BEST IDEA
Ashido: we get one and sneak up behind people standing next to each other ( ^:
Sero: ugh you make me a proud boyfriend
Ashido: are you my acid cuz u make me melt finger guns
Sero: and now you’ve messed it up
Sero: let’s do this, you big cheese
Ashido: I can SEE you grinning tape boy
Sero: ANYWAY
Sero: hurry up and c’mere mina
Ashido: he called me MINA
Ashido: i’m comin hanta damn
Bakugou Katsuki & Ashido Mina
Today , 10:03 PM
Bakugou: pink menace
Ashido: asshead
Bakugou: what kinda shit does shitty hair drink
Ashido: water
Bakugou: knock it the fuck off
Ashido: be more fucking specific
Ashido: you made me fuck up my makeup and made me late for my date
Ashido: mcsplodey
Bakugou: like something to make him feel fucking safe and special or what the fuck ever
Ashido: eye emoji
Ashido: probably cinnamon apple cider
Ashido: warmed up
Bakugou: don’t say shit to anyone about this
Ashido: what do I get
Bakugou: ……
Bakugou: what do you want
Ashido: a favor
Bakugou: what?
Ashido: later
Bakugou: fucking cryptic but whatever
Bakugou: thanks I guess
Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou
Today , 10:54 PM
Bakugou: it was me, open the door.
Bakugou: merry christmas or whatever shitty hair
Today , 10:56 PM
Bakugou: WAKE UP FOR FUCKS SAKE
Today , 10:58 PM
Kirishima: omg dude I was totally falling asleep
Kirishima: are you still out there??
Bakugou: just open the fucking door eijirou
Kirishima: coming!!
Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku
Today , 11:03 PM
Todoroki: Hey, when are you leaving again?
Midoriya: i think on tuesday!
Midoriya: what about you?
Todoroki: I’m not sure.
Todoroki: My sister was saying something about picking me up on Monday, but who knows.
Midoriya: i’m glad endeavor didn’t somehow snatch you away the instant he knew you were out of class
Midoriya: tonight was really fun!
Midoriya: even though mina scared the shit out of me with the mistletoe
Todoroki: The look on your face was priceless lol
Midoriya: it’s dangerous to sneak up on us like that!
Midoriya: I almost hurt her! especially after the explosion
Midoriya: if you hadn’t been there I might’ve gone into hero overdrive
Todoroki: Lol that’s true. So cute.
Midoriya: you’re cute
Midoriya: you got all serious and when you helped ochako with her burn your face got all soft
Todoroki: It did?
Todoroki: Well, I was pretty worried.
Midoriya: and that’s why you’re gonna be a great hero
Midoriya: and why you’re already a better hero than endeavor...
Todoroki: That really means a lot, Izuku. Thank you.
Todoroki: You are too, though. You were ready to spring into action before anyone. You always do.
Todoroki: Though you’re pretty reckless sometimes, that determination is just captivating.
Todoroki: You’re everything a pro hero embodies.
Midoriya: so are you, five peepee man(^v^)
Todoroki: I told you about those kids?
Midoriya: you were half asleep, but yeah!
Midoriya: plus kacchan called you it a few times
Todoroki: Oh right. I told that asshole not to.
Todoroki: But coming from you, it’s a lot funnier lol
Midoriya: it’s so funny
Midoriya: I can’t believe they called you five peepee man
Midoriya: your containers are really cool
Todoroki: I’m glad you think so lol
Midoriya: are you still planning on coming on christmas? my mom wanted to make sure you got her present
Midoriya: i know you said yeah already I just
Midoriya: yeah
Todoroki: Yeah, I am haha
Todoroki: Thanks for inviting me. I’m not sure if I said that before.
Todoroki: Thank you again.
Midoriya: of course!
Midoriya: i know how hard it can be when you’re kind of alone or disconnected on the holidays
Midoriya: even if you did have plans I wouldn’t want someone I care about a lot to be alone or uh not feel loved or anything
Todoroki: That’s true.
Todoroki: I wouldn’t want you to feel that way either.
Todoroki: Because I care about you.
Todoroki: And I love you.
Bakusquad
Today , 11:25 PM
Kaminari: did you guys hear that loud thump
Kaminari: like someone fell out their bed
Kaminari: sero wtf u guys doing
Ashido: I’M IN MY OWN ROOM, KAMINARI GOD.
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto
Today , 11:33 PM
Midoriya: i
Midoriya: i love you too, shouto.
Midoriya: um i think I might’ve hit my head when I fell maybe you could come help me?
Todoroki: Absolutely, Izuku.
Midoriya: and maybe you could say it again too?
Midoriya: now that I know i’m not dreaming lol
Todoroki: I’m on my way over right now.
Notes:
merry christmas to everyone that celebrates! this is probably one of my favorite chapters because there's a lot of soft in it. i (aren) have a tumblr, so if anyone wants to come yell at me about bnha, hit me up here! we're so happy that y'all are enjoying this so far and we can't wait to see what happens next! as always thanks for all the love and support, y'all
Chapter 30: the drama king
Summary:
Kirishima: you know, for someone who seems to call everyone else out on treating you like a child, you aren’t really helping their case.
Kirishima: when you’re ready to talk about whatever it is that’s bothering you, hit me up.
Chapter Text
Bakusquad
Today , 1:04 PM
Ashido: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ashido: so bakugou
Ashido: where’d ya go????
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group
Sero: wtf
Sero: what’s going on now??
Sero: kaminari what did you say
Kaminari: i bREATHED
Sero: something must have happened, because he just immediately got up and left
Kirishima: ...it might be my fault
Kirishima: he left as soon as he saw me, so it definitely might be my fault
Kaminari: is he on crack
Kaminari: what’d u do????
Kirishima: well, ever since we all left I haven’t talked to him
Kirishima: and since we’ve been back he hasn’t said a word to me
Kirishima: could it be because we kissed?
Sero: you WHAT?
Kaminari: YOU GUYS KISSED WHAT THE FUCK
Kaminari: WHEN THE FUCK
Kaminari: HOW THE FUCK
Ashido: whistles
Kaminari: PINKY KNEW??????????????????
Sero: mina, you knew and didn’t tell me??????
Ashido: i don’t break the bro code for anyone
Ashido: not even you, tape boy
Sero: sighs
Sero: anyway, back to kirishima
Kirishima: it happened before the holiday party
Kirishima: remember that huge boom that happened?
Kaminari: i cannot BELIEVE YOU GOT A KISS BEFORE I DID
Kaminari: from BAKUGOU
Kaminari: i need to sit down
Sero: lmfaooo kaminari is reeling
Sero: did he say anything after the kiss?
Kirishima: no, he was just in shock and then aizawa came up and yelled at us
Kirishima: then he went straight back to his room and didn’t come back out
Kaminari: was he mad? did he hurt you?
Ashido: denki he’s not that much of an asshole jfc
Kirishima: oh no, he came back out later to give me some apple cider but then after that nothing
Kirishima: I don’t really know if he’s mad or not, we just.. haven’t talked about it
Kaminari: did he…. Kiss you back?
Kirishima: yeah!!
Kaminari: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
Kaminari: im gonna lose my MARBLES
Ashido: kaminari lmfao chill out
Ashido: maybe try talking to him, kiri?
Kirishima: I’ll try. I’ll send him a text right now.
Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki
Today , 1:15 PM
Kirishima: hey
Today , 1:22 PM
Bakugou: what do you want, shitty hair
Kirishima: uh I was just checking in on you
Kirishima: we haven’t talked in a while
Bakugou: i’m fine.
Kirishima: that’s good
Bakugou: k
Kirishima: are you mad at me?
Kirishima: if it’s because of the kiss, I’m sorry.
Bakugou: wouldn’t you fucking know if i was mad at you, shitty hair?
Kirishima: well right now it’s kinda hard to tell when you won’t talk to me
Bakugou: i’m busy.
Kirishima: I guess that’s true, with training and all
Kirishima: don’t hesitate to tell me if there’s something on your mind, though okay?
Bakugou: yep.
Bakusquad
Today , 1:35 PM
Kirishima: well that went about as well as I expected lol
Ashido: he was an ass?
Kaminari: rip…...
Kirishima: the longest response he gave me was 12 words
Sero: yikes
Sero: so he’s acting like a child, nothing new
Ashido: im so glad he’s matured over the break
Ashido: do you want one of us to talk to him?
Kirishima: no, it’s okay. i’m sure he just… maybe needs more time
Kaminari: maybe he needs a smack in the head
Sero: i definitely second that
Ashido: we’re not smacking bakugou
Ashido: yet
Kaminari: yet
Ashido: HA
Sero: in any case, bakugou has had more than enough time. i just think he’s too afraid to admit to himself that he likes you, kiri.
Sero: he probably thinks that his feelings are a weakness, and especially since he’s gunning for number one he can’t have those.
Sero: but in reality, he’s just avoiding everything and hoping it’ll go away so he doesn’t have to deal with it.
Ashido: my man is so smart
Kaminari: but... what should kiri do then
Kaminari: if he kissed back
Kaminari: and gave him a drink afterwards
Kaminari: this is giving me whiplash
Sero: i think that kirishima should straight up confront him and tell him how he feels out right.
Sero: it might be enough to trigger something in him
Sero: if not, i’ll fight him and i’m not joking.
Ashido: you’re not fighting him hanta.
Kaminari: you’d die.
Sero: try me
Ashido Mina & Sero Hanta
Today , 1:55 PM
Ashido: hanta.
Sero: yes?
Ashido: you’re not fighting bakugou.
Sero: not now. all I was saying is that if he keeps up this game that he’s playing and kirishima doesn’t say anything, my hand will be forced.
Ashido: and you really think that’s gonna help kirishima? punching bakugou?
Sero: i’m not suggesting it before kirishima makes his move, but if he keeps stalling because mcsplodey can’t get his act together, i’ll call him out on it. if he wants to get physical we can.
Ashido: i just don’t want it to hurt kirishima’s chances...
Ashido: and i don’t want your face to be burnt off.
Sero: you won’t like me anymore if i look like crispy bacon?
Ashido: i mean i GUESS i would
Sero: i’ll just walk around with my face wrapped up like a mummy
Sero: but i promise i won’t do anything unless it’s absolutely necessary.
Ashido: my mummy boyfriend
Sero: call me pharaoh
Ashido: you’re such a loser
Sero: your loser ;p
Ashido Mina & Kirishima Eijirou
Today , 2:17 PM
Ashido: so what’s the plan sharkboy?
Kirishima: I dunno, I think i’ll just let it simmer for now. I’ll try talking to him later.
Ashido: you know we have your back right?
Ashido: sero is willing to throw hands
Kirishima: that type of manliness is nothing less than what I expect!!!
Kirishima: thanks though, I don’t know how many times I’ve said that but I can’t say it enough
Kirishima: you all are dorks most of the time but I’m so glad to call you my friends
Ashido: and we’re so glad to call you our friend. I think everything will work out okay,
Kirishima: I think so too—or I hope so
Today , 11:04 AM
Ashido: GOOOOOOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE
Ashido: are you at the dorms rn?
Kirishima: yes! I just came back from a run. what’s up?
Ashido: our angry turtle isn’t answering my texts or kaminari’s knocks
Ashido: can you check up on him or smth
Ashido: i know it might suck a lot, but me and sero went to get boba and i really don’t want to have to come back because sero might lose his fucking marbles
Ashido: and i just
Ashido: after what happened i get worried
Kirishima: after what happened?
Ashido: the league...
Kirishima: oh yeah…
Kirishima: I’ll go try to check on him.
Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki
Today, 11:15 AM
Kirishima: that was me knocking on your door just now. are you okay? mina told me to check on you because you haven’t been answering anyone.
Today , 11:20 AM
Kirishima: ????
Kirishima: helloo?
Today , 11:45 AM
Bakugou: i’m fucking studying. everyone was bothering me.
Bakugou: why can’t you idiots take a hint.
Kirishima: oh
Kirishima: well you could’ve said something! we were getting worried about you not responding.
Bakugou: did you all lose brain cells over break?
Bakugou: i’m not a fucking child, i don’t have to fucking answer you all just because you’re annoying me
Kirishima: I guess that’s true, but still. you could’ve answered someone before mina got worried.
Bakugou: she’s worried for fucking nothing. I can handle my damn self
Bakugou: i’m fucking fine
Bakugou: i don’t know how you idiots survived this long
Kirishima: well I guess you wouldn’t, considering you barely talk to us anymore.
Bakugou: what the fuck
Bakugou: i talk plenty
Kirishima: you’ve been out of the group chat almost a day now, and avoiding me for weeks.
Kirishima: what’s going on with you?
Bakugou: it’s not like i can fucking add myself back is it
Bakugou: i haven’t been fucking avoiding you, kirishima.
Kirishima: you didn’t seem like you wanted to be.
Kirishima: you also could ask.
Kirishima: dude if you haven’t been avoiding me then why haven’t you physically said a word to me since the night of the holiday party?
Bakugou: i fucking study and train unlike you all
Bakugou: i’m fucking busy.
Kirishima: that doesn’t negate your ability to speak when you see me.
Kirishima: do you even see me? it’s like I’m a ghost.
Bakugou: i haven’t fucking seen you kirishima.
Bakugou: i’ve been fucking busy.
Kirishima: dude are you serious?
Kirishima: we locked eyes yesterday before you got up and left.
Kirishima: you know, for someone who seems to call everyone else out on treating you like a child, you aren’t really helping their case.
Kirishima: when you’re ready to talk about whatever it is that’s bothering you, hit me up.
Chapter 31: are you sure about that
Summary:
Ashido: “deku u fuckin idiot im gay for kirishima but im an asshole help me”
Sero: and deku’s just like “kacchan just tell him you idiot”
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Bakusquad
Today , 12:16 PM
Kaminari: bakugou just pushed me into the wall someone kiss my bruised elbow better
Kaminari: sero?
Sero: yeah, c’mere bro
Kaminari: thanks bro ur the best
Ashido: stop trying to steal my boyfriend, homewrecker
Kaminari: why would i want ur boyfriend when i might have a girlfriend
Ashido: i’m telling jirou you called her your girlfriend
Kaminari: PLEASE DON’T
Sero: why aren’t you guys dating yet?
Sero: you’ve been talking about her since like idk summer
Kaminari: i’m not gonna pressure her
Kaminari: she isn’t ready which sucks but whatever
Ashido: a perv with a gentlemanly heart
Kaminari: and we really haven’t talked about it
Kaminari: she’s showing me really cool music though
Kaminari: kiri, you’d like it it’s super manly
Kirishima: that’s cool
Kaminari: damn todoroki is that u lmfao
Ashido: shut the fuck up denki
Kaminari: i breathed.
Ashido: WELL STOP
Kaminari: bye fellas
Sero: bye, you were the dumbest fella I had
Kaminari: YOU’RE BOTH THE FUCKING WORST
Ashido: kiri what’s wrong
Kaminari: DON’T IGNORE ME
Sero: yeah, dude what’s wrong?
Kirishima: I just kind of want to be left alone right now
Kirishima: I’m a little upset, but I just need some space and i’ll be okay : )
Sero Hanta & Ashido Mina
Today, 12:20 PM
Sero: do you know what’s up with kirishima?
Ashido: and hello to you too
Ashido: i’m doing alright, just studying and stuff thanks for asking
Ashido: probably bakudrama
Ashido: as usual
Sero: sorry, i should’ve said that first right?
Sero: hello, mina. how are you today? what are you up to, sweetheart?
Ashido: ur such a loser i love it
Ashido: hello, hanta. I am well, darling.
Sero: perfect, i’m glad to hear it.
Sero: but i wonder if they got into an argument?
Ashido: dork
Ashido: probably the way bakugou’s been acting
Ashido: i can’t believe he pushed denki
Sero: i can lmao
Sero: it’s not like kiri to be in such a bad mood, though
Sero: it must’ve been kinda rough, and bakugou’s definitely not used to that side of kiri.
Ashido: i hope he’s shitting his pants right now
Ashido: the asshole
Ashido: only i can hit denki
Ashido: and only in a fun bro way
Sero: didn’t your first grade teacher ever tell you to keep your hands to yourself?
Ashido: i’ll keep my hands to myself then
Ashido: have fun kissing your pillow again
Sero: it was ONE TIME and i was SLEEPING
Sero: i was kidding jeez
Sero: i also hope bakugou is shitting his pants.
Sero: i hope he’s so nervous that he can’t stand it.
Sero: he knows that he has to talk to kiri now, if something did happen. but kirishima has suffered long enough.
Sero: it’s asshat’s turn now.
Ashido: ok whatever u say pillow smoocher
Ashido: i wonder how long it’ll take before he explodes
Ashido: and it’s not like he can really talk to anyone about it cuz he’s such a butthole
Sero: it would be really funny if this is the time he talks to deku
Sero: could you imagine ???
Ashido: “deku u fuckin idiot im gay for kirishima but im an asshole help me”
Sero: and deku’s just like “kacchan just tell him you idiot”
Ashido: and bakuass just blocks him
Ashido: i just want this stupid shit to end
Ashido: kiri doesn’t deserve it
Sero: you’re absolutely right, I couldn’t agree more.
Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou
Today , 11:26 PM
Bakugou: i’m not gay.
Notes:
aaaaand we're back with a spicy double chapter blessing! we're sorry for taking an almost like 5 month hiatus, but it's summer time and we're back to our regularly scheduled program! we're super excited to be back :^ )
Chapter 32: operation feel better
Summary:
Sero: haven’t you run away enough?
Sero: be a fucking MAN for once and fucking figure yourself out.
Sero: you’re literally causing Kirishima to fucking suffer
Sero: and I literally cannot take it.
Sero: either you own up to your feelings and stop being a goddamn coward, or lose him.
Sero: it’s your choice.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today , 12:04 AM
Midoriya: is anyone awake??
Asui: I am, what’s going on?
Midoriya: i can’t sleep (´;ω;`)
Midoriya: i was going to binge watch some old movies and i wanted to invite you guys!
Uraraka: I’m in!!
Midoriya: woo!!! I already made popcorn!!
Iida: I’ll also bring some healthy snacks.
Iida: and pop some more popcorn because you all are fiends.
Class 1-A
Today , 12:52 AM
Kaminari: WHO’S MAKING POPCORN
Kaminari: YOU BETTER SHARE
Jirou: you’re more than capable of making your own
Kaminari: kyoka.
Jirou: denki.
Kaminari: kyoka.
Iida: Tenya!
Todoroki: Shouto.
Midoriya: SHOUTOOOOO
Ashido: SHOOOOOOUTOOOOOOOOOOO
Kaminari: FUCK
Sero: y’all are probably giving the poor dude nightmares lmaooo
Iida: But I made popcorn, Kaminari, if you’d like some.
Kaminari: HELL YEAH
Kaminari: TAKE THAT KYOKA.
Ashido: eye emoji
Ashido: you gonna take that, kyoka?
Jirou: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guess i’ll just eat all the snacks that I just bought by myself
Ashido: EYE EMOJI
Kaminari: what kinda snacks.
Midoriya: do you want us to leave?
Jirou: dont worry about it
Uraraka: Didn’t I see you come in with the family bag of takis just a few minutes ago?
Jirou: no
Ashido: e y e e m o j i
Midoriya: we’ll leave
Tokoyami: uraraka sees everything. she and ashido have eyes everywhere.
Kaminari: TAKIS
Bakugou: oh my fucking GOD shut the FUCK UP.
Bakugou: IT IS ONE OCLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING. GO TO FUCKING SLEEP.
Ashido: coughs.
Sero: he’s alive
Sero: y’all heard grandpa
Bakugou: die, tape bitch.
Midoriya: coughs.
Bakugou: FUCK OFF SHITTY DEKU
Kaminari: clears throat.
Todoroki: Jesus Christ.
Kaminari: you messed up the flow shouto smh
Ashido: smh
Tokoyami: smh.
Sero: smh
Iida: shake my head.
Midoriya: smh.
Sero: Iida, you’re fucking precious
Kaminari: ur gonna make him bust an uwu
Iida: I am not going to bust anything!
Ashido: it’s ok if ur gonna bust iida
Todoroki: Bust…
Bakugou: SHUT
Bakugou: THE
Bakugou: FUCK
Bakugou: UP
Sero: just turn your phone off you’re the only one complaining
Bakugou: i wish i could turn you off.
Kaminari: HA
Ashido: i-
Ashido: kaminari what
Todoroki: I’m sure you all have your own group chat.
Ashido: shouto told us to mcfuck off
Midoriya: we’ll stop messaging, kacchan, it is getting pretty late
Kaminari: yeah calm down kacchan
Sero: yeah kacchan
Ashido: yeah kacchan
Bakugou Katsuki has left the chat.
Uraraka Ochako & Ashido Mina
Today, 3:43 pm
Uraraka: Hey, Mina?
Ashido: what’s up buttercup?
Uraraka: My heart!!!
Uraraka: I was just gonna ask you if Kirishima was okay? He didn’t seem like his usual self at all..
Uraraka: Actually, he seemed super sad. Like crushed.
Ashido: you didn’t hear it from me buuuuuuut
Ashido: bakugou and him had like a mini thing before break
Ashido: like practically microscopic
Ashido: we thought it would get the ball rolling for them
Ashido: but bakugou has just been such an asshole lately, especially towards kiri
Uraraka: I had a feeling something was going on with them!! Sounds like him smh
Uraraka: I just feel so bad, my heart hurts seeing him like that…
Uraraka: Do you think there’s something that we could do maybe? To take his mind off of it?
Ashido: we could have a spa day!
Ashido: i know this nice place in our hometown and i’m sure he’d appreciate being able to see his family and stuff too!
Uraraka: Your MIND
Uraraka: That’s so sweet! I’m totally down! Who else should come?
Uraraka: Besides the angry hedgehog
Ashido: mmm we could take midoriya?
Ashido: and tsu-chan?
Uraraka: Perfect!
Uraraka: Should we go tomorrow?
Ashido: YES!!!!!!
Ashido: sounds perfect! I’ll ask kiri and you ask midoriya and tsu-chan!
Uraraka: Actually, I have a better idea
Operation Feel Better
Today, 3:56 pm
Uraraka Ochako has added Ashido Mina, Asui Tsuyu, and Midoriya Izuku to the chat.
Uraraka: Listen up pals
Uraraka: Our Kirishima isn’t feeling well because of a lot of things
Uraraka: But that’s beside the point
Uraraka: I hate to see him moping so Mina and I were thinking of taking him for a spa day and taking him to see his family
Uraraka: I’m sure you all feel the same. Are you down or are you down?
Midoriya: that sounds perfect!
Midoriya: i’m definitely down!
Asui: Me too!
Ashido: AMAZING
Ashido Mina has added Kirishima Eijirou to the chat.
Ashido: KIRI WE’RE DOING A SPA DAY TOMORROW U WANNA GO?
Kirishima: I dunno bros
Kirishima: I'm not feeling too hot
Midoriya: whenever i’m not feeling too great, i like to have a little change of pace
Midoriya: and if at any point you want to come home, we can!
Kirishima: …
Kirishima: okay
Kirishima: I can’t say no to you guys
Ashido: YAAAAAY
Ashido: I CAN’T WAIT
Kirishima: is it just you all that are planning on coming?
Uraraka: Yep!
Kirishima: good
Bakusquad
Today, 5:39 pm
Sero Hanta has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group.
Kaminari: do u guys wanna go out for a family dinner tomorrow?
Sero: hell yeah I love food
Sero: and y’all sometimes
Sero: but mostly food
Ashido: me and kirishima have plans tomorrow, sorry!
Kaminari: why tf aren’t we invited
Ashido: cuz ur annoying
Kaminari: understandable, have a nice day.
Sero: im sure he needs it whatever you’re gonna do
Sero: he kinda looked like those crying cat memes
Bakugou: why?
Kaminari: not it.
Ashido: not it.
Sero: fuck
Sero: well, guess it’s up to me
Sero: not that I haven’t been waiting, really heh
Sero: Bakugou, I am going to ask you a very, very simple question.
Sero: do you like kiri, yes or no?
Bakugou: he’s my best friend, so obviously, fucking idiots.
Sero: romantically.
Bakugou: i’m not fucking gay.
Sero: YES OR NO.
Bakugou: I’M NOT FUCKING GAY. FUCK YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU.
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group.
Sero: oh no you fucking don’t
Sero Hanta has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group.
Sero: haven’t you run away enough?
Sero: be a fucking MAN for once and fucking figure yourself out.
Sero: you’re literally causing Kirishima to fucking suffer
Sero: and I literally cannot take it.
Sero: either you own up to your feelings and stop being a goddamn coward, or lose him.
Sero: it’s your choice.
Kaminari: because you’re already losing him, bakugou…
Ashido: yeah..
Bakugou: fuck you hanta.
Bakugou: you don’t know shit.
Sero: I know that you like him and you’re too scared to admit it.
Sero: you think we can’t see how you are around him?
Sero: we’re not as stupid as you think.
Kaminari: sooooooooo………
Kaminari: family dinner another time?
Sero: what do you think
Kaminari: well ur the one with the braincell
Ashido: yes denki. family dinner another time.
Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou
Today, 3:01 am
Bakugou: hey.
Notes:
thank you for all the amazing comments and kudos! we're super glad to be back and we can't wait til you guys see what's coming (^:
Chapter 33: trying harder
Summary:
Bakugou: SERO SAID I WAS GONNA FUCKIN LOSE YOU
Bakugou: AND MAYBE I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING LOSE YOU SO I’M FUCKING TRYING
Kirishima: try harder
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou
Today, 1:12 pm
Kirishima: hey.
Bakugou: thought you were busy with pinkie.
Kirishima: I am.
Bakugou: lol ok.
Kirishima: was there something you wanted to say?
Bakugou: not fucking anymore.
Kirishima: okay.
Bakugou: k.
Today, 2:15 pm
Bakugou: hey.
Kirishima: yes?
Bakugou: what the fuck are you even doing
Kirishima: why do you want to know?
Bakugou: fine.
Kirishima: if you have to know, we’re visiting my hometown.
Bakugou: for. what.
Kirishima: because they can tell when their friend’s feeling down.
Bakugou: i thought it was just you and pinky.
Kirishima: nope.
Bakugou: k.
Today, 3:43 pm
Bakugou: who else are you with?
Kirishima: people you don’t like.
Bakugou: you’re with fucking deku?????
Kirishima: and if I am?
Bakugou: why the fuck are you with HIM???????
Kirishima: does it bother you?
Bakugou: NO, I DONT FUCKING CARE.
Kirishima: then it doesn’t matter.
Today, 6:06 pm
Bakugou: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
Kirishima: idk I could ask you the same question
Bakugou: YOU’RE WITH DEKU OF ALL PEOPLE
Bakugou: YOU DON’T TALK IN THE GC ANYMORE
Bakugou: SERO SAID I WAS GONNA FUCKIN LOSE YOU
Bakugou: AND MAYBE I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING LOSE YOU SO I’M FUCKING TRYING
Kirishima: try harder
Today, 7:22 pm
Bakugou: FUCKING HOW.
Kirishima: think about everything that’s led until now
Kirishima: you’re one of the smartest people I know, so I’m sure you’ll figure it out
Kirishima: but here’s a clue
Kirishima: ask yourself, what are you so afraid of?
Today, 10:15 pm
Bakugou: losing you.
Bakugou: i’m afraid of losing you.
Bakugou: and our friendship.
Bakugou: what if what happened at kamino happened to you.
Kirishima: that’d be scary, to be honest
Kirishima: but i’d trust that you’d come save me
Kirishima: like we did for you
Today, 12:37 am
Bakugou: they could hurt you.
Today, 1:04 am
Bakugou: i’ve never felt this way about someone before.
Bakugou: i don’t fucking
Bakugou: understand it
Bakugou: and the kiss just
Bakugou: made it even more complicated
Bakugou: because i wanted to do it again.
Today, 1:20 am
Kirishima: do you want to talk about it?
Bakugou: do you?
Kirishima: yes.
Bakugou: …
Bakugou: okay.
Bakusquad
Today, 9:58 am
Kirishima: hello bros
Kaminari: HE’S ALIVE
Ashido: hey kiri!
Ashido: how’d you sleep?
Kirishima: hmm I didn’t get a lot of sleep, but it’s alright : )
Ashido: eye emoji
Kaminari: eye emoji
Kaminari: what were u doin
Sero: minding his own business , like u should try :^ )
Kaminari: didn’t i see u up late last night too?
Kaminari: sneaking out of mina’s room
Kaminari: pervert
Sero: idk what you’re talking about
Sero: but anyway, glad to see you’re back buddy ♡
Bakugou: welcome back i guess
Kirishima: thank you :’ )
Kaminari: is anyone else freaking out
Ashido: oh my GOD can we finally breathe?
Bakugou: shut the fuck up
Kaminari: missed u too bakubro
Notes:
ugh one of my favorite chapters even if it's a bit short! as always, we love hearing from y'all and we appreciate the kudos!
Chapter 34: disaster bi
Summary:
Sero: but like, maybe you’re bi bro
Kaminari: oh shit fr?
Kaminari: you can like both?
Sero: jesus christ denki
Chapter Text
Midoriya Izuku & Kirishima Eijirou
Today, 3:04 pm
Midoriya: i missed your smile!
Midoriya: i’m really glad it’s back
Kirishima: that means so much omg
Kirishima: i can never get over how thoughtful you are, dude!
Midoriya: i try!
Midoriya: and i know kacchan can be a handful
Kirishima: tell me about it
Kirishima: but… he’s finally cracked
Kirishima: we had a talk for once last night
Kirishima: you’ve known him to such a long time so I just… feel comfortable telling you
Kirishima: he’s been so frustrated with himself and he was just spiraling on his own
Kirishima: not that it excuses his actions but you know, the dude is who he is
Midoriya: yeah.. he tends to do that a lot
Midoriya: he doesn’t like asking for help, even when he needs it most
Kirishima: hopefully this taught him a lesson about opening up
Midoriya: are you two together now?
Kirishima: well, not exactly
Kirishima: we talked about a lot of things, and he opened up a lot
Kirishima: I can still tell that he’s absolutely terrified
Kirishima: but I’m a very patient dude
Midoriya: well you know we all love and support you!
Midoriya: and we’re here for you no matter what
Kirishima: I’m gonna cry bro
Kirishima: thank you
Kirishima: also um..
Kirishima: could you tell me what being in a relationship with todoroki is like?
Kirishima: I know that might be weird to ask but like I literally have no experience and neither does he and I don’t want to mess things up you know I’m so nervous
Midoriya: no, it’s okay!
Midoriya: i guess it’s hard to explain
Midoriya: learning about him as a friend and learning how he loves are two different experiences
Midoriya: but they’re really similar. and being able to see him happy, and being the reason he’s so happy is probably the best feeling in the world
Midoriya: we’re both growing together, with the help of one another
Kirishima: that’s so… manly
Kirishima: I think that gave me an idea of what to do
Kirishima: thanks bro
Midoriya: of course!
Midoriya: anytime
Bakusquad
Today, 5:54 pm
Kaminari: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Kaminari: CAN WE PLEASE HANG OUT
Sero: are you dying
Kaminari: YES
Ashido: let him die
Sero: LMFAO
Kirishima: my door is open bros
Kaminari: i need out of this angsty box
Kaminari: snack run fellas?
Sero: remember when you made fun of me for saying fellas
Sero: my impact
Kaminari: it’s funny when i say it
Ashido: no.
Bakugou: nope.
Sero: the masses have spoken
Sero: anyway
Sero: a snack run sounds heavenly, denki
Kaminari: masses? more like massive IDIOTS
Kirishima: nice bakugou impersonation
Kaminari: but sick, lets GOOOOOOOO
Kaminari Denki & Sero Hanta
Today, 8:03 pm
Kaminari: SERO HOLY / F U C K /
Kaminari: SERO
Kaminari: SEROO
Kaminari: SERBRO
Kaminari: SEEEEROOOOOO
Kaminari: HANTA
Sero: WHAT
Sero: WHAT IS IT
Kaminari: REMEMBER THAT PURPLE HAIRED DUDE WITH THE VOICE QUIRK
Sero: YES???
Sero: DID HE SAY SOMETHING TO YOU?
Sero: I’LL HELP YOU FIGHT HIM
Kaminari: NO
Kaminari: HE’S HOT
Kaminari: IDK HOW TO FEEL
Sero: i-
Sero: omg dude
Sero: i thought this was more important LMAO
Kaminari: THIS IS IMPORTANT WTF DO U MEAN
Kaminari: I’M HAVING A CRISIS
Kaminari: LIKE BAKU LEVEL CRISIS MINUS THE WHOLE BEING AN ASSHOLE
Sero: so like
Sero: you think…. you might like him?
Kaminari: i dunno chief
Kaminari: i never like
Kaminari: considered i might have a thing for dudes u know?
Kaminari: i thought i was straight
Kaminari: like super straight
Kaminari: like as straight as midoriya is gay
Sero: omg
Sero: nah bro
Sero: i feel like i could’ve seen this coming
Sero: but like, maybe you’re bi bro
Kaminari: oh shit fr?
Kaminari: you can like both?
Sero: jesus christ denki
Sero: yes, you can
Sero: it’s not forbidden lmfao
Kaminari: huh
Kaminari: guess i’m bi then
Kaminari: cool
Sero: bicon
Kaminari: disaster bi
Kaminari: thanks for helping me
Sero: of course bro, ily
Sero: shinsou is that dude’s name right?
Sero: also, what about kyoka?
Kaminari: FUCK
Kaminari: SHIT
Kaminari: SERO FUCK
Kaminari: guess i’ll die
Kaminari: guess i’m bi HA
Sero: this just gave you more ammunition and i’m starting to regret helping
Sero: but like… do u wanna smooch him or do u just think he’s hot?
Kaminari: u did this to urself
Kaminari: OH MY GOD
Kaminari: KISSING SHINSOU???????
Kaminari: OOF
Kaminari: BIG OOF
Sero: okay, i think that potentially answers your question
Sero: maybe talk to kyoka and see where y’all are trying to go if you really like her
Sero: otherwise
Sero: eye emoji
Kaminari: i dunno chief, she really doesn’t seem that interested anymore
Kaminari: am i just boring?
Sero: nah bro, you’re… plenty
Sero: idk i thought she was warming up, but who knows girls can be kinda fickle
Kaminari: i mean ur boring but u got ashido
Sero: i’m not fucking boring asshole
Kaminari: ur like :E hello i am sero hanta
Sero: LMAO I CAN’T EVEN BE MAD FUCK
Sero: n u be like ヽ(´▽`)ノwheeeee
Kaminari: FUCK
Kaminari: UR NOT WRONG
Sero: alright so time to settle ur feelings idiot box
Sero: though you don’t have to completely decide, maybe just try to get to know him?
Kaminari: bidiot box
Kaminari: guess i should also tell the fellas too
Sero: take your time fella
Bakusquad
Today, 8:49 pm
Kaminari: BI the way fellas, i guess i’m bi
Ashido: i can’t believe you just came out with a pun
Sero: did you really expect anything less from him
Kirishima: OMG BRO WHAT
Kirishima: I’m!! proud!!! of you!!!
Ashido: i’m glad he didn’t blow up the dorms like bak-
Bakugou: the fuck did you say pinky
Ashido: can you read, yes or no?
Bakugou: I’M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS HORN BITCH
Kaminari: anyway
Kaminari: shinsou was my bi awakening
Ashido: AW HE’S CUTE!
Sero: he kinda got that ‘i haven’t slept in days’ look u know
Ashido: and he’s tall
Ashido: honestly the whole package
Bakugou: he’s fucking annoying
Ashido: and so are you, but kirishima still-
Kaminari: eye emoji
Sero: eye emoji
Bakugou: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Bakugou: STILL WHAT
Kirishima: likes you
Bakugou: oh
Bakugou: WHATEVER.
Bakugou: FUCK YOU PINKY.
Sero: and just like that, the wild bakugou katsuki was tamed by our in house cutie
Bakugou: SHUT THE FUCK UP TAPE BITCH
Kaminari: does he just say ur quirk and then add bitch to the end and think it hurts us
Bakugou: fuck you dunce face
Kaminari: :|
Kaminari: understandable, have a nice day.
Kirishima: HEY no being mean to Kaminari, this is his time right now :’ )
Kaminari: THANK YOU
Kaminari: now to tackle dealing with liking two people
Bakugou: you can barely do two things at once
Ashido: isn’t it past your bedtime?
Ashido: kirishima get your man
Kirishima: I’m just going to ignore that for now lol
Kirishima: but have you spoken to him yet, kaminari?
Kaminari: ABSOLUTELY not
Kaminari: never will, nope, absolutely not
Sero: bro what
Sero: ...why not
Kaminari: i don’t even know if he’s into dudes
Kaminari: man rejection seems scarier than woman rejection
Kirishima: idk maybe start by trying to be his friend first?
Kaminari:
good plan
Ashido: we’ll lend u the braincells to not make a dumbass of urself
Sero: though i’m sure you’ll be fine
Sero: you’re already friends with us, one more shouldn’t be hard
Kaminari: haha hard
Bakugou: he’s fucking doomed.
Chapter 35: flirting 101
Summary:
Kaminari: he left me on read, but we have made progress
Kirishima: I knew you could do it bro!
Kaminari: thanks bro (‘:
Ashido: PROUD OF YOUUUUU
Sero: lmfao he left you on read
Ashido: shut up hanta
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Asui Tsuyu & Uraraka Ochako
Today, 11:03 am
Asui: hey ochako
Uraraka: Hey Tsu!
Asui: are you doing anything this afternoon after classes?
Uraraka: I don’t think so! What’s up?
Asui: i was wondering if you’d possibly like to go on a date with me
Asui: kaminari was telling me about the bubble tea shop and that they have these pastries that look like shibas
Uraraka: Sure! Could we also go see actual shibas too???
Asui: already ahead of you kero
Asui: todoroki recommended a shiba cafe in the next town
Asui: it looks really cute and there are a bunch of different kinds
Uraraka: Ah!! I’m so excited!! This is gonna be so fun!!
Asui: i was kind of nervous to ask you, but i’m also excited!
Asui: we can meet in the lobby at 5
Uraraka: Why would you be nervous? It’s just you and me, right?
Uraraka: 5 sounds perfect!
Asui: well i’ve never been on a date before
Asui: let alone ask someone
Asui: but you’re right kero
Uraraka: Oh-
Uraraka: Wait
Uraraka: This is a real date?
Asui: is that okay?
Asui: it doesn’t have to be
Uraraka: No, no!!! It s fine! !
Uraraka: This is my first time being asked on a date so I’m just shocked
Uraraka: I didn’t know you… um… felt like that
Asui: neither did i
Asui: but i’ve been speaking to todoroki and mina about it
Asui: and they said the best bet is to see what happens
Asui: and i’m very comfortable with you kero
Uraraka: Tsu, I’d be honored to go on a date with you ♡
Asui: and i’m honored to take you on a date kero
Uraraka Ochako & Midoriya Izuku
Today, 11:32 am
Uraraka: DEKU
Midoriya: YES
Midoriya: ARE YOU OKAY?
Midoriya: WHAT HAPPENED
Uraraka: TSU JUST
Uraraka: TSU JUST ASKED ME ON A DATE
Uraraka: I’m REELING DEKU
Midoriya: LIKE A DATE DATE?
Midoriya: A POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND DATE?
Uraraka: yES
Midoriya: OH MY GOD
Midoriya: ARE YOU NERVOUS
Midoriya: EXCITED
Midoriya: I DIDNT KNOW YOU LIKED GIRLS
Uraraka: IDK I JUST KIND OF GO WITH THE FLOW I GUESS
Midoriya: IM EXCITED FOR YOU!!!!
Midoriya: when is it??
Uraraka: T..,, Today… Basically after class….
Midoriya: omg so soon
Midoriya: I hope you have fun though!!!
Midoriya: what are you doing?
Uraraka: Thank you!! We’re going to a shiba cafe!!
Midoriya: so cute!!!
Midoriya: i’ll be training with tokoyami, but text me if you need support!!
Uraraka: Of course!!! Thank you!!!! You’re the best!!!
Kaminari Denki & Sero Hanta
Today, 1:04 pm
Kaminari: BRO
Kaminari: BRO BRO BRO
Sero: yes????
Kaminari: do you have shinsou’s number
Kaminari: i have a need
Sero: a need for some water
Kaminari: NOT THAT KINDA NEED
Kaminari: FUCK YOU
Sero: LMFAO
Sero: but no, i do not. sorry bro
Kaminari: shit ok
Kaminari: quest for shinsou’s number it is then
Kaminari Denki & Todoroki Shouto
Today, 1:17 pm
Kaminari: SHOUTOOOOO!
Todoroki: You’re blocked.
Kaminari: NO IM SORRY PLS
Kaminari: lemmie try again
Kaminari: ROKIIIIIIIII
Todoroki: I’m not sure how it could’ve gotten worse, but it seems you solved that mystery.
Todoroki: What’s up?
Kaminari: that’s my specialty
Kaminari: do you have shinsou’s number?
Kaminari: the purple haired mind control dude from the sports festival
Todoroki: No, but Izuku might.
Kaminari: UGH okay ty
Kaminari Denki & Midoriya Izuku
Today, 1:29 pm
Kaminari: DEKU!!!!!!!!!!!
Midoriya: i’m popular today, huh
Midoriya: what’s going on???
Kaminari: do you have shinsou’s number????
Midoriya: hold on, let me check!
Midoriya: i do!
Kaminari: HELL YEAH CAN I HAVE IT?
Midoriya: i don’t see why not!
Midoriya: Shared Contact Information: Shinsou Hitoshi
Bakusquad
Today, 3:12 pm
Kaminari: bros
Kaminari: i got shinsou’s number
Kaminari: WHAT DO I SAY
Sero: [miles morales voice] h e y
Ashido: we get it u like spiderman
Ashido: don’t do that, that’s a horrible idea
Bakugou: don’t be an idiot. oh wait. too late.
Sero: he’s a GOOD ROLE MODEL OK
Sero: idk mina do you have a better idea??
Ashido: just
Ashido: be normal
Ashido: say hey
Ashido: introduce yourself
Kaminari: how…
Bakugou: jesus christ.
Kirishima: idk I think Kaminari should just be himself
Kirishima: sure, he’s a bit of an idiot
Kirishima: but at least he’d be straightforward about it!
Kaminari: THANKS BRO
Kirishima: anytime bro :D
Kaminari: okay here goes fellas
Kaminari Denki & Shinsou Hitoshi
Today, 3:21 pm
Kaminari: hey
Kaminari: this is shinsou right?
Shinsou: who is this
Kaminari: OH im kaminari from 1-a
Kaminari: the sparky dude
Shinsou: oh right
Shinsou: did you need something
Kaminari: no
Kaminari: i mean yes
Kaminari: haha autocorrect
Kaminari: uh what’s your favorite snack?
Shinsou: idk oreos probably
Shinsou: why
Kaminari: oh shit oreos are good
Kaminari: i like takis
Kaminari: and pop rocks
Kaminari: thanks for asking
Kaminari: i dunno u gotta know these things about ur pals
Shinsou: pals lmfao
Kaminari: YES PALS
Shinsou: sure
Kaminari: sick
Kaminari: so uh
Kaminari: what else do you like
Shinsou: in general?
Kaminari: well… yeah?
Shinsou: idk
Kaminari: u don’t know what else u like
Kaminari: HOW
Shinsou: well it’s not often that I get asked this kind of question from a rando
Kaminari: I’M NOT A RANDO WE’RE PALS
Kaminari: AND CLASSMATES
Shinsou: this still kind of counts as the first time i’ve talked to you
Kaminari: well now we’re not strangers
Kaminari: since we’ve talked and all
Shinsou: hm
Shinsou: you may have a point there
Kaminari: EXACTLY
Kaminari: so
Shinsou: so?
Kaminari: THIS IS REALLY HARD IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY
Kaminari: haha really hard
Shinsou: classic
Kaminari: thank u im hilarious
Shinsou: yeah idk about that one
Kaminari: lemmie convince you
Shinsou: how are you gonna do that
Kaminari: a comedian never reveals his secrets
Kaminari: wait
Shinsou: isn’t that for magicians
Kaminari: it’s now for comedians too
Shinsou: lol i guess i don’t see why not
Kaminari: ANYWAY
Kaminari: ur gonna have to wait and find out
Kaminari: so ur stuck with me
Shinsou: maybe so
Kaminari: he knows memes
Kaminari: the TASTE
Bakusquad
Today, 3:58 pm
Kaminari: he left me on read, but we have made progress
Kirishima: I knew you could do it bro!
Kaminari: thanks bro (‘:
Ashido: PROUD OF YOUUUUU
Sero: lmfao he left you on read
Ashido: shut up hanta
Bakugou: lol
Sero: i have to keep my roast to love ratio even
Kaminari: i understand bro (‘:
Sero: see kaminari understands
Bakugou: because you’re both fucking idiots
Sero: bakugou don’t you have to go to bed soon
Bakugou: pinky, get your dog
Ashido: LMFAO SERO SIT
Sero: i have NO MASTER
Kaminari: HE’S FERAL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL
Kirishima: he won’t bite!!
Bakugou: idk from the state of pinky’s neck, he bites a fuckin lot
Kaminari: I CHOKED ON MY JUICE
Sero: thank you, kacchan, for that much needed observation
Bakugou: at least he has manners.
Ashido: ANYWAY LMFAO
Kaminari: THE STATE OF UR NECK LFMAOOOOOOOOO
Sero: don’t act like you’re oh so innocent bakugou
Sero: as i recall, a couple nights ago….
Kaminari: eye emoji
Ashido: eye emoji
Bakugou: oh so you can recall things from a couple nights ago, but you don’t remember shit from class yesterday huh
Sero: i can’t help what my brain prioritizes
Sero: and seeing how kirishima left your room
Sero: well it was...really heating up, hm?
Kaminari: maybe a smack on the head would help…………….
Ashido: LMFAO DENKI
Bakugou: we need to put the fucking dog down.
Bakugou: mind your own fucking business tape face.
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group.
Sero: LMAO HOES MAD
Kaminari: omg he’s gonna kill u sero oh nooooo
Ashido: oh nooooooooo
Kirishima: the moment i bumped into sero on my way back to my room, i just knew it would come back to haunt me lol
Kirishima: he won’t kill you, bro
Kaminari: so……………….
Kaminari: eye emoji
Ashido: eye emoji……………….
Sero: eye emoji
Kirishima: my lips are sealed uwu
Kaminari: fuck u guys
Kaminari: i can’t believe A L L of you are smoochin
Kaminari: i’ll just go cry in single…………….
Sero: go fucking talk to ur hoes
Ashido: HOES SAD
Ashido: o that was kinda late.
Kirishima: denki, you’ll figure it out
Kirishima: it’ll just take some time
Ashido: don’t change the subject ei.
Kirishima: gtg
Kaminari: BRO.
Notes:
what's up y'all! we're back again. while we were gone, it was so sweet to read all your comments and encouragement to keep going with this silly lil thing. we're going to try to post at least once a week, since we have a lot still in store ehehe. thank you, as always, for reading! :-)
Chapter 36: the crushing and the crushed
Summary:
Bakugou: i feel….
Kaminari: wow that’s new
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today , 7:04 PM
Midoriya: how’d the date go?!?!??!?!
Midoriya: OH SHIT WRONG CHAT
Uraraka: Izuku…….
Iida: Oof.
Asui: It went fine!
Uraraka: Omg Tsu sorry I had to tell Deku
Midoriya: I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SOR
Midoriya: RY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY I AM SO SORRY
Todoroki: I’m glad it went well.
Iida: I am too! What did you two do?
Asui: Kaminari had been talking a lot about this really good boba place so we went there, and we also went to a shiba cafe
Uraraka: THEY WERE SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE
Todoroki: That was my suggestion, you’re welcome
Midoriya: DID YOU MEET TIMMIE?
Uraraka: YES
Uraraka: HIS WITTLE PAWS NO UWU
Uraraka: WHAT A CHONKY GUY
Iida: I would like to meet Timmie! Friend date?
Midoriya: HELL YEAH
Midoriya: he’s the frickin’ cutest
Todoroki: We should steal Timmie.
Todoroki: He can be UA’s Mascot
Midoriya: i love the thought, but maybe stealing a dog isn’t the best option for soon to be heroes
Iida: And Aizawa is a cat person.
Midoriya: ok yes also that
Uraraka: Idk I think I agree with Todoroki
Uraraka: We can replace him….. With a different shiba
Todoroki: Your mind.
Iida: Shibas are hard to come by. Do you think any dog would work?
Midoriya: there’s bakugou
Uraraka: LMAOOFHDGH FUKC
Iida: FUCK.
Asui: Omg Tenya swore
Todoroki: Tbh that was too funny, a swear was the only appropriate response lmaooo
Midoriya: ANYWAY, we are not stealing the dog smh
Todoroki: I tried, Ochako.
Uraraka: I appreciate it
Midoriya: sorry (︶︹︺)
Todoroki: Imagine replacing Timmie with Bakugou
Todoroki: They’d probably call animal control
Bakusquad
Today, 7:26 PM
Bakugou: wtf
Kaminari: what’d we do now
Bakugou: i feel….
Kaminari: wow that’s new
Bakugou: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Sero: I am interested in this… “feeling”
Mina: kaminari u deserve a fucking medal for that
Mina: your funeral will be beautiful
Bakugou: ANYWAY
Bakugou: i feel deku talking shit
Sero: I’m sure it’s deserved
Mina: maybe you have to poop
Kaminari: omg i have to poop
Kaminari: bro poop time
Bakugou: die.
Sero: bro poop time
Bakugou: i’ll kill you and make it look like an accident
Mina: okay cat in the hat
Kirishima: bro poop time
Mina: bro poop time
Kaminari: bro poop time
Mina: bro poop time
Sero: bakugou’s gonna go feral for real lmfao
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group.
DEKUSQUAD!!!!!!!!!
Today, 7:32 PM
Asui: He would scare the children
Iida: That’s a horrifying thought!
Uraraka: Yeah he would probably bite one of them
Uraraka: Or blow them up LMAO
Uraraka: Anywho, Tsu, can I come over?
Midoriya: eye emoji
Uraraka: DONT EYE EMOJI ME
Asui: Yes, you can :)
Midoriya: eye emoji’s harder
Iida: Eye emojis as well.
Todoroki: Eye
Uraraka: Todoroki Shouto, don’t you dare
Todoroki: …
Todoroki: Eye emoji
Uraraka: That’s it, you’re all blocked.
Uraraka: Except you Tsu uwu
Midoriya: you wouldn’t block us, we’re too rambunctiously charming!
Iida: I do not believe I deserve a block!
Uraraka: BLOCKED
Midoriya: call me jared, 19
Asui: Omg she really did it
Todoroki: Lmao respect
Iida: Shake my head.
Midoriya: smh my head indeed iida...
Uraraka Ochako & Midoriya Izuku
Today, 8:32 PM
Midoriya: hey uraraka
Uraraka: Hello Midoriya
Midoriya: in all seriousness
Midoriya: i’m really glad you two went on that date and i’m really glad that you had fun and i’m glad that you’ve stayed my friend because you are a really good friend and i’m proud and i can’t wait to see how great a hero you’re going to be
Uraraka: Awww Izuku!!!
Uraraka: That is so sweet of you to say!!!
Uraraka: I’m glad we stayed friends too!
Uraraka: Tbh, I don’t know what I’d do without you!
Uraraka: I’m also glad I went on the date. Tsu is really cute. Like Super Cute.
Midoriya: SHE’S SO CUTE!
Midoriya: and you’re so cute! and you’re gonna be cute together!
Uraraka: STOP IM BLUSHING
Uraraka: I don’t want her to see this, it’s embarrassing ……
Midoriya: see what??? u totally crushing (•̀⌄•́)
Uraraka: I’m gonna block you again
Midoriya: noooooooo
Uraraka: Okay, I’ll spare you
Uraraka:BecauseYesI’mTotallyCrushingAndThisIsWildBecauseINeverThoughtThatILikedGirlsButThisGirlIsMakingMeTripOverMyselfEvenMoreThanIDidWithYouAndThisIsWILD
Midoriya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Midoriya: ur probably making her trip over herself too! she was going over her plan for days before she finally asked you
Uraraka: I’m going to cry that is so sweet omg
Midoriya: go get ur womans!
Uraraka: You know WHAT
Uraraka: I WILL
Jirou Kyoka & Kaminari Denki
Today, 10:02 PM
Kaminari: kyoka.
Jirou: denki.
Kaminari: so i had a crush on you, i’m sure you didn’t know because i am a master of stealth
Kaminari: and it’s not that you’re not cool as hell or worthy of my affections
Kaminari: but i wanted to let you know that i’m kind of into someone else and though they are giving me a sexuality crisis, i didn’t wanna lead you on or anything
Jirou: master of stealth lmao
Jirou: that’s cool lol we weren’t a thing actually
Jirou: you’d better still be my friend though
Jirou: or else
Kaminari: yeah but i felt bad i guess
Kaminari: or else what, earphones angry emoji
Jirou: don’t worry about it
Jirou: i mean
Jirou: i hope it wasn’t because i was being too mean or anything
Jirou: cause then i’d feel bad
Kaminari: oh no it wasn’t that
Kaminari: it wasn’t anything you did tho, tbh
Kaminari: just wasn’t in the stars ig
Jirou: that’s an answer i can be content with
Jirou: i bet its shinsou eye emoji
Kaminari: WHAT
Kaminari: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Kaminari: DID FUCKING SERO TELL YOU THAT BEAST
Kaminari: or was it midoriya gasp
Jirou: i dunno (shrug emoji)
Kaminari: KYOKA!!!!!!!!!!
Jirou: read at 10:08 pm
Kaminari: I CAN ALREADY SEE YOU READ IT
Kaminari: beasts the lot of you
Jirou: go talk to shinsou, sir denki
Kaminari: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY MAN
Kaminari: he’s harder to crack than u
Jirou: he’s a boy though
Jirou: y’all can bond over boy things idk
Jirou: and im sure you’ll grow on him
Kaminari: oh yes
Kaminari: hello fellow boy, we both have penises let us discuss
Jirou: exactly, see? you got it :-)
Kaminari: goodnight kyoka.
Jirou: goodnight, denki. :-)
Kaminari: ur also a beast smh
Jirou: goodnight denki.
Jirou Kyoka & Yaoyorozu Momo
Today, 10:39 PM
Yaoyorozu: Kyoka? Are you doing alright?
Jirou: peachy
Yaoyorozu: I’m sorry if I’m bothering you, I just heard some worrying sounds coming from your room.
Yaoyorozu: You know that you can come to me with anything right?
Jirou: you’re not
Jirou: i just figured this is something to handle on my own
Jirou: it’s really not that big of a deal really
Jirou: thank you, momo
Yaoyorozu: You don’t have to handle anything alone, that’s what friends are for!
Yaoyorozu: But, I will respect your decision regardless. :-)
Jirou: could you maybe come over?
Jirou: a momo hug would probably help a little bit
Yaoyorozu: I’ll be there soon!
Notes:
LMAO SO MUCH FOR POSTING ONCE A WEEK
how have y'all been holding up?? we hope everyone is in good health!!
our lives irl have been hectic so we are super sorry for leaving this hanging but we promise we haven't forgotten about this!
thank you as always for reading and commenting and supporting us! ♡
Chapter 37: update!
Summary:
just a wee update, as a treat
Chapter Text
Hey everyone!
We just wanted to update y'all since it's been absolute radio silence since April. Unfortunately, we're going to be putting this fic on indefinite hiatus. We love all the support we've been getting and really appreciate everyone's comments and love for this work, but we're just not super inspired and want to wait a little until we can give y'all what you deserve. We hope y'all understand.
HOWEVER! We have been working on a kind of sequel called "These Walls That Yearn for You" which we're really really excited for.
In it, we've time skipped a bit and Midoriya ends up breaking up with Todoroki to focus on the creation of his own hero company to continue all might's legacy. Sero has been single since he and Ashido broke up, realizing they are better off as just best bros. Sero and Todoroki have been trading manga since first year and really haven't spent much time together, but as Todoroki struggles with the breakup, Sero offers to help keep his mind off things in the form of semi-weekly hangouts and weed. The only problem is that Sero's been hardcore yearning for Todoroki for two years.
The fic follows a similar format, but we've decided to include non-texting elements as well!
We really hope y'all enjoy and we can't wait to hear what y'all think!
xoxo ajatrix & marbledsaturn

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