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Written for SPNauBingo, for the Fake Dating square. Y/n doesn't want to deal with her family being assholes for Thanksgiving, but she has to show up. Her roommate suggests hiring a date to get her family off her ass and shows her an escort website.
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“Maybe you should just hire somebody to take with you.” Charlie suggested from the other side of her laptop screen.
“What, like a male prostitute?” You joked. “Where would I even begin to look for a male prostitute?”
“The internet. You can find anything on Craigslist. See?” She turned her laptop to show you the screen. The website had a black background and a header that said Bobby’s Boys: An Escort Service.
“Wow, you found that fast.”
“The internet is my kingdom. And I might have been looking into buying you a date for Christmas.”
“What?!”
“Oh, come on. How many batteries do you go through in a month? The environment would thank you to get laid.”
“Great. Now I’m pathetic and I’m killing the planet. Thanks.”
“Look through the list. I’m sure you could find somebody to stroke your fancy.”
“Ha ha. If I do this, I’m not gonna be having sex with ‘em. It’ll just be to get my family off my back.”Series
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