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spidor:
mr stark
spidor:
mr steak
spidor:
mr stank
spidor:
please answer
You Know:
What, kid?
spidor:
i’m going to make a group chat
You Know:
...why?
spidor:
i’m bored
You Know:
Don’t know if that’s a valid reason, but okay.
spidor:
it totally is
spidor:
avengers fam group chat !!
You Know:
Definitely not.
spidor:
i know you and steve have been going through a rough divorce bUT
spidor:
it would be fun
You Know:
Okay, first of all, stop saying that Mr. America and I were married.
You Know:
Second of all, I’m against this because what are you looking to do? Put a literal god, a few super powered beings, some highly trained assassins and some super geniuses into one chat for... fun times?
spidor:
yes exactly
spidor:
you’ve just made my idea sound even more fun
You Know:
There’s no stopping you is there?
spidor: no lmao
“spidor” created the chat “boiz”.
Steve Rogers:
?????
romanGoOff:
Surprised you know how to use your phone, fossil
You Know:
Respect the elderly, Natasha.
Steve Rodgers:
stip this
spidor:
nice typo
romanGoOff:
Proving my point
Thor!!!!:
hello! !!
angerey:
What’s this?
You Know:
Peter thought this would be fun. Also, what is your username?
angerey:
Peter told me it would be funny but I don’t get it.
spidor:
it is funny
Thor!!!!:
why am i here??????
spidor:
bc you’re my friend??
Steve Rogers:
And an avenger
“Thor!!!!” added “kneel.” to the chat
Steve Rogers:
Never mind you’re kicked out
“kneel.” left the chat.
Thor!!!!:
loKI NOT NOT AGAIN
“Thor!!!!” added “kneel.” to the chat
kneel.:
I don’t want to be in here.
Thor!!!!:
:(
spidor:
hi mr loki
kneel.:
hello
You Know:
Sorry, since when are we okay with this guy? Isn’t he evil?
kneel.:
Well only sometimes.
Thor!!!!:
tony u don’t have all the facts
You Know:
Which are?
Thor!!!!:
i love him
infinitearrowsupply:
hi he had me mind controlled?
spidor:
hey clint
Thor!!!!:
i want him to stay
You Know:
Nobody else does.
kneel.:
Yes, even I don’t.
cAW:
Nice to know the child at least thinks I’m relevant enough to add me
spidor:
didn’t want you to feel left out sam
cAW:
Also I’m a hard NO on the loki
Steve Rogers:
As ths is Perer’s chat he should decide if he stays
spidor: wow thanks for the pressure
spidor: aLSO you’re captain america
spidor: out here supporting a DICTATORSHIP
spidor: chief this ain’t it
You Know:
Just say yes or no.
spidor:
hmm,,, sure
Thor!!!!:
yay !
Steve Rogers:
Does this mean we can add non avengers and or avengers who joined late
spidor:
totally
Steve Rogers:
Can one of you add buck i don’t know how
“spidor” added “EndOfTheLine” to the chat.
EndOfTheLine:
Hey.
cAW:
Bitch
EndOfTheLine:
Hi Sam
romanGoOff:
Surprised you know how to use your phone, fossil
You Know:
That’s the second time you’ve used that exact joke.
romanGoOff:
Bc it’s funny
angerey:
Yeah it actually is.
“spidor” added “whATARETHOSE” to the chat.
spidor:
shURI
whATARETHOSE:
what is up my boi!!!!
spidor:
AHHAAHAHAHDIAJ
You Know:
Pete, how do you have a literal princess’s number?
spidor:
we’re bros
whATARETHOSE:
science bros
You Know:
Bruce and I are the original science bros and don’t you forget it.
angerey:
True
whATARETHOSE:
i’m smarter than both of you combined
spidor:
yes queen fuck it up
romanGoOff:
Language
You Know:
Language
angerey:
Language
cAW:
Language
Thor!!!!:
language
kneel.:
Language
infinitearrowsupply:
Language
Steve Rogers:
it was one time
EndOfTheLine:
Language
Steve Rogers:
buck I feel betrayed