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  1. "Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a hip-hop dancer!" by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)  

    22 May 2014

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    "Holy shit…" Jim squinted at the video in disbelief. He dragged the cursor to rewind the vid and played it again. And again.

    He stared bug-eyed at the dancer onscreen--a man who'd just finished doing the moonwalk and was now crossing his arms over his chest, gangsta style; a man who was decked out in truly ridiculous gold lamme’ hammer-pants, chains, and over-the-top shades--and told himself it could not possibly be Bones, despite the uncanny resemblance.

    Jim rewound the video once more, jaw dropping as certainty set in.

    It was Bones.

    Jim threw his head back and literally cackled with glee.

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