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1. A Narcissist and a Pragmatist Walk into A Bar by iwtv

   Fandoms: Orange is the New Black  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, Gen
   • Complete Work

   28 Jan 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Piper Chapman/Alex Vause
   • Piper Chapman
   • Alex Vause
   • Galina "Red" Reznikov
   • Lorna Morello
   • Carol Chapman
   • Bill Chapman
   • Cal Chapman
   • Neri
   • Nicky Nichols
   • Drug Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • also typical vauseman fluff and angst
   • nothing that isn't on the show

   Summary

   This starts after Alex gets an early release, only seven months since the end of season 6, because I can't stand the thought of her being in there for four more years. Basically Alex and Piper have to figure out what to do with themselves while also confronting the past and a few new problems. I shamelessly use show quotes, don't judge me.

   I'll be making regular updates to this. Feel free to leave kudos and comments. Enjoy! Come say hi to me on tumblr @iwt-v.

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