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Midoriya Izuku created a group
Midoriya Izuku added Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochaco, Asui Tsuyu, Aoyama Yūga, Ashido Mina, Ojiro Mashirao, Kaminari Denki, Kirishima Eijirō, Kōda Kōji, Satō Rikidō, Shōji Mezō, Jirō Kyōka, Sero Hanta, Tokoyami Fumikage, Todoroki Shōto, Hagakure Tōru, Mineta Minoru, Yaoyorozu Momo to the group
Izuku
Can someone add Kacchan? He won't add me on fb so I can't add him to the chat..
Kirishima Eijirō added Bakugō Katsuki to the group
Tenya
What is this Midoriya-kun?
Izuku
Thank you Kirishima!
It's a group chat Iida-kun! So we can all talk together and help each other!
Eijirō
No prob Midoriya!
Izuku
You can change your nickname too!
Asui Tsuyu changed the chat color to GREEN
Izuku
You can do that too lol
Tsuyu named the group Class 1-A's bitches
Tsuyu changed the group photo.
Asui Tsuyu changed her nickname to Froppy
Uraraka Ochaco changed Midoriya Izuku's nickname to Deku
Uraraka Ochaco changed her nickname to Uravity
Kirishima Eijirō changed his nickname to Red Riot
Uravity
I'm surprised Bakugō hasn't left the group or yelled at us for adding him lol
Red Riot
He's not online yet
He's working out at the gym actually
Denki
Are you with him???
If you're at the gym with him why are you online????
Are you just staring at him while he works out???
Red Riot
NO! I'm not just staring at him
We're sparring but I took a break to get a drink
Kaminari Denki changed his nickname to DANKI
DANKI
"Sparring"
"Not staring"
Red Riot
It's true!
Tenya
This is a great idea, Midoriya-kun!
This will help with bonding as well!
Midoriya Izuku changed Iida Tenya's nickname to Turbo
Minoru
A chat with all the girls! ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
Kirishima Eijirō kicked Mineta Minoru out of the chat
Red Riot
Now if only we could kick him out of class too..
Froppy
If all of us girls get together and talk to Aizawa-sensei he might be able to do something.
Deku
I could add him to the chat?
DANKI
You have him but not Bakugō?
Katsuki
WHY WOULD I BE FRIENDS WITH THAT NERD?
Hanta
Nice a gc!
Better question is not why doesn't he have Bakugō but why does he have Aizawa-sensei at all?
Deku
Well, technically I don't but I have Mic-sensei and I can add him to the chat and he could add Aizawa-sensei..
Do you want me to?
Momo
Will you please, Midoriya?
Midoriya Izuku added Yamada Hizashi to the chat
Hizashi
What's this?
A group chat?
Fun!
Deku
Mic-sensei! We have a question for you!
Yamada Hizashi changed his nickname to Present Mic
Present Mic
What's up, young listeners?
Momo
Will you add Aizawa-sensei to the chat? We have an important question for him.
Present Mic
Of course, young listener!
Yamada Hizashi added Aizawa Shouta to the chat
Yamada Hizashi changed Aizawa Shouta's nickname to Eraser
Eraser
What the fuck is this shit show, 'zashi?
Present Mic
First, it's a group chat WITH YOUR STUDENTS
Second, they had a question for you and asked me to add you to the chat :D
Eraser
Problem child, what is it?
Momo
Actually, sir, it's most of the girls who have a question for you
Well, all the girls
And most of the boys
Not just Midoriya
Froppy
Is there any way we can get Mineta kicked out of the hero program?
He doesn't act like a hero should and we don't feel he should be allowed to continue in the program..
Eraser
That's a good point and I can definitely bring it up to Principal Nezu tomorrow.
Uravity
Thank you sensei!
Aizawa Shouta left the chat
Present Mic
Was there anything else you needed, young listeners?
Deku
Not that I can think of, Mic-sensei! Thank you!
Yamada Hizashi left the chat
Aoyama Yūga changed his nickname to Sparkling™
Sparkling™
Bonjour!
Ashido Mina changed her nickname to Alien Queen
Alien Queen
GRAPE BITCH IS LEAVING????
DANKI
YE
Red Riot
Well, Aizawa-sensei is gonna talk to Nezu about it :)
Deku
Where is everyone else?
Tokoyami Fumikage changed his nickname to DARK SHADOW IS AWESOME
DARK SHADOW IS AWESOME
WE ARE HERE
Tokoyami Fumikage changed his nickname to Dark Shadow is grounded
Dark Shadow is grounded
I'm here. Dark Shadow is grounded from my phone..
Again..
DANKI
Dark Shadow is great (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)
Dark Shadow is grounded
Don't encourage him
Sero Hanta changed his nickname to Duct Tape
Duct Tape
Again??
When was it grounded last time?
Dark Shadow is grounded
When it texted Shōji
Tōru
What did it text Shōji????
Hagakure Tōru changed her nickname to Sleeps Naked
Mezō
Asked me out for Tokoyami
Shōji Mezō changed his nickname to Tentacoooool
Uravity
YOU TWO ARE DATING??
Alien Queen
WHY WAS I NOT TOLD??
Dark Shadow is grounded
We're not..
Just because Dark Shadow stole the phone and sent a text doesn't mean we're dating
I was able to text Shōji explaining before he ever responded
Alien Queen
Awww
Do you not want to date Shōji?
I think you'd be cute together!
Dark Shadow is grounded
...
Whether I do or not is not the point
Either way, Dark Shadow isn't supposed to touch my phone
At all
Ever
Deku
Let's leave Tokoyami alone...
There's still a couple people who haven't said anything
Ojiro Mashirao changed his nickname to Karate 5 lyfe
Karate 5 lyfe
I've been lurking
Sleeps Naked
I have been too!
Kōda Kōji changed his nickname to Animal Whisperer
Animal Whisperer
Hi everyone
Kirishima Eijirō changed Bakugō Katsuki's nickname to Lord Explosion Murder
Red Riot
We all know he would want it that way
Hi Kōda!
Animal Whisperer
How is everyone?
Turbo
I am doing well, Kōda-kun!
Jirō Kyōka changed her nickname to Just a Trebled Man
Turbo
But Jirō-Kun! You are not a man!
Jirō Kyōka changed her nickname to Just a Trebled
Just a Trebled
Better???
Duct Tape
What does that even mean??
Just a Trebled
Which bit?
Duct Tape
All of it lololol
Just a Trebled
It's not funny if I have to explain it to you lol
Satō Rikidō changed his nickname to SugaSugaMan
Deku
Hey can I add someone not in the class to the chat?
Turbo
Who is it?!
Deku
Shinsō Hitoshi from class 1-C. That guy I fought in the sports fest
Karate 5 lyfe
Do you have to?
Deku
Well, he just really wants to be a hero. It's not like he used you for no reason.. but if you're really against it, I won't add him.
Karate 5 lyfe
As long as he's not an ass or a perv, it'll be ok with me..
Deku
Anyone else have an opinion one way or the other?
Alien Queen
I heard that Aizawa-sensei is training him!
So
He might eventually join the class anyways!
Especially if he can kick grape bitch out!!!
I say add him!!
Sleeps Naked
I'm the one that told you that lolol
I'm cool with you adding him!
Midoriya Izuku added Shinsō Hitoshi to the chat
Deku
Hi Shinsō-kun!
This is our class group chat!
Shinsō Hitoshi changed his nickname to MindJack
MindJack
I wasn't expecting this
Deku
Well, if Aizawa-sensei can get grape bitch out then hopefully you'll be in!
So I figured you should get used to us ahead of time :D
MindJack
Oh ya, Sho' mentioned that earlier today
Sleeps Naked
Sho'?????????????
MindJack
Oh..uhh... Aizawa-sensei
Alien Queen
Why'd you call him Sho'???
MindJack
....
I didn't...?
Shōto
What's going on?
Deku
Todoroki-kun!
I made a group chat for our class!
Shōto
Why is it called Class 1-A's bitches?
And why are things green?
Froppy
That would be me.
I thought the name fit.
Alien Queen
We're getting off topic
Why did Shinsō call Aizawa-sensei Sho'???
Shōto
Because he lives with him?
DANKI
HE LIVES WITH AIZAWA-SENSEI????
MindJack
Yes
But you're NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
SHŌTO
Red Riot
You call Todoroki by his first name???
MindJack
Maybe I should just stick my foot in my mouth NOW
Uravity
Y'all I'm very confused!
MindJack
Ok
So
I live with Aizawa-sensei and Mic-sensei
Shōto occasionally stays over to avoid Endeav-whore
Because I live with them I usually call them by their first names
Or nicknames
Usually the ones that Tenya gave them
Who I know because his older brother is best friends with them and Midnight-sensei
So...
If I say Sho' I mean Aizawa-sensei
'Shi or 'Zashi is Mic-sensei
Nem' is Midnight-sensei
BUT
You guys can't do that
They'll kill me
Lord Explosion Murder
W H A T T H E F U C K
ALSO WHO CHANGED MY NAME
Red Riot
I changed it
Deku
Ingenium is friends with Aizawa-sensei, Mic-sensei, and Midnight-sensei?
@Iida Tenya
Turbo
Yes! They all went to High School together!
Auntie Nem' was a year ahead of Uncle Sho' and 'Shi!
Uravity
It's like I don't even know anything anymore