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*One last time, spoiler warning for the entirety of season 3!
Death 1 - Jc Caylen
Immediately after seeing the death - "Awh man, he was sort of interesting but also I guess I didn't know him that well, but damn thats a brutal death to start off with ETN" (Ooohhh you didn't know brutal deaths yet past Dani)
Me months later after seeing the death - "JC WAS R O B B E D AND DESERVED BETTER, kay maybe not robbed but, I wish he had lived longer the poor boi"
Death 2 - Roi Fabito
Immediately after seeing the death - "But. You. All. Just. Saved. His. Life. I. W h a t. but. why tho. I dont even know him well but, still damn"
Me months later after seeing the death - "HE WAS A BRAVE AND GOOD BOI AND A HERO AND DESERVED BETTER-"
Death 3 - Teala Dunn
Immediately after seeing the death - "I, sort of saw that coming, thank god Ro is alive but also poor girl. At least it wasn't to to brutal"
Me months later after seeing the death - "#LeaveTealaAlone, seriously, thinking about it she died thinking the majority of people in the group thought she was useless and got s t r a n g l e d to death, like, damn, she deserves a hug"
Death 4 - Matthew Patrick
Immediately after seeing the death - "No no no no no no no no no no no no no no what no what? what? w h a t? no i n o"
Me months later after seeing the death - "well hey at least he's alive now, though still, damn thats a brutal and painful way to die"
Death 5 - Colleen Ballinger
Immediately after seeing the death - "O H D A M N, thats, holy dear, thats a really, painful death, holy god-"
Me months later after seeing the death - "H o l y g o d that's painful, that's, prolly gonna be one of the most brutal way of dieing in etn history, poor Colleen"
Death 6 - Safiya Nygaard
Immediately after seeing the death - In short summary - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTNP792ykYM
In long summary - "WHAT? WHAT? HELLO? UM? EXCUSE ME? I? CALL? STUPIDNESS? ETN EXPLAIN? W H A T? HELLO? WHAT? WHY? NO, WHY NO THIS IS NOT, NO, THIS ISN'T RIGHT,I, NO, NO, N O, NO, I REFUSE, I THINK NOT, SHE DOESN'T DESERVE A DEATH LIKE THAT, H E L L O?"
Me months later after seeing the death - *Emotionally frustrated and bitter sigh*
Death 7 - Rosanna Pansino (Oh here we go)
Immediately after seeing the death - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONONONONONONONONONOOONONONONONONSTOPSTOP STOP IT NO NO NO STOP STOP IT N O ,NO, I R E F U S E, SOMEONE SAVE HER, NO, THE EPISODE IS NOT OVER EXCUSE ME? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*cries*" (This, went on for a long period of time)
Me months later after seeing the death - "What death? Ro never died, what? hahahahaha I dont know what you're talking about, she totally escaped, remember? The whole witches went back and killed Nikita instead in a Safiya bs plot twist two? That did happen right?...right?"
Death 8 - Manny MUA
Immediately after seeing the death - *Emotionally confused on whether to feel pity or not sigh*
Me months later after seeing the death - *Emotionally confused but feeling more pity now sigh*
Bonuses!
Calliopes Death
Immediately after seeing the death - "But...buT SHE WAS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!"
Me months later after seeing the death - "She was supposed to enjoy the present with them and go fashion shopping and be really cool and all that this isn't fair-"
Mortimers Death
Immediately after seeing the death - *Too busy cheering for Calliope to defeat the Carnival Master to care*
Me months later after seeing the death - "Maaaaan...Mortimer did a dumb but he wasn't in his right mind, the poor guy, I'd like to imagine he had been fighting to not lose complete control up until Lucys death"
Matt's Revival
Immediately after seeing the death - "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AWH, AWH ITS SO PRECIOUS, OH MY GOD YAY"
Me months later after seeing the death - "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Aaaand thats about it!