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Anon Said: “Did you do this to yourself” victuuri
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“Did you do this to yourself”
Yuuri raises his chin and levels Victor with the flattest look he can muster. “Do you honestly think I would do this to myself?”
He brings his palms up between them for emphasis, letting some of the black mud drip down to their pristine kitchen tile. He’ll probably regret that later but right now he doesn’t care.
Victor just blinks a couple times like he still hasn’t quite managed to grasp the situation in front of him. “I thought you were taking Makka out for a walk.”
Yuuri snorts, he cant help it, it’s either laugh or punch his husband in the nose. “Makka, is the one who took me for a walk. Honestly Victor, she dragged me into a swamp! I didn’t think they had those in Russia!”
Victor blinks again, “Is she also covered in black goo?”
Yuuri sighs, bringing a palm over his face before he remembers that it’s covered in mud. Not that it does any damaged, since his face is also covered in mud. “No. She isn’t, actually. She wrapped her leash around a pole and managed to throw me in by myself before tugging me right back out.”
“So just you then?”
“Yes.”
“Good.”
Yuuri frowns at that. “How is that good? Do you care more about Makka than me?”
“Goodness no!” Victor laughs, a smirk forming firmly on his pale lips. “But I don’t enjoy giving my dog a bath. My husband however? That’s another matter entirely.”
And with that he turns to walk toward their bathroom, leaving Yuri’s dripping form in the kitchen. His brain slowly catching up to the last of Victor’s declaration and by the time a blush reaches his grimy cheeks Victor is already ducking his head back out of the bathroom.
“Coming?”
Yuri nods, moving swiftly after his husband, and thinking that if this is the reward for coming home covered in ick, then maybe next time it will be on purpose.