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The Gangstars Go to Chuck E Cheese and get Fucking Wasted (and Other Cursed Shitposts)

Summary:

A collaborative effort between me and some friends to make your lives and ours a living hell. You're welcome.

Originally posted on WattPad, written in GoogleDocs.

Chapter 1: woke (rebbie_rebs)

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"mom i hate u bc u never take us to any fun places, only to sell drugs and pick up hookers" narancia say, twirling a knife in his finges

"what tf (actually says tf and not "the fuck") narancia who gave you that knife YOURE GONNA GET GROUNDEd"

"no mommy please im sorry i wont knife again mommy pleas" narancis cri 

girno walk in and dab

"mother father gentleman, pleas e take us to the charles e cheese entertainment restaurant"

"why"

"it's fuggys birth and norange wants to go to chucker chez, so pls, take us to chuckeeses please"

"oh youre right, it is fuckos borth we have to go to chunkree chee🅱️es" brunbo starts scream like the screaming goat and grabbing his children and then screm at abbachhioos face

"wake the funk up you nipple, we need to go to the mouse pizzeria place"

abbachiho gets up while t-posing 

"ur lucky it's fungus brithday or else i would drink all the wine and cry in the bed"

"no u would pee in the bed like a big dumb babby"

"DONT KINKSHAME ME BRYNO UR MAKIN ME SAD"

"dont piss the bed anymore or urine truble abbabababy"

"fine but giorn have to get me my combat boots and wizardin cloak"

"ugh fine abbitchio" grino says, hovering away to the living room"

"im gonna help ginoro get a lot of tickets in the games so he can get a gud prizes" mista pipes up like a good boye

"he called yr dad abbitchio"

"YOUR NOT MY DAD! ALWAYS WANNA SAY SOMEHING U UGLRY ASS NOODLE HEAD" meester scream at ratbitcchio

"?mistake don't call him that"

"what¿ ugly???"

"NO, NOODLE, DUH BECAUSE THAT'S FUCKING RACIST!!!!1!!111!!!!!" BRUOn say, flicking misat in the teefs

misra screem and hold his toothers, cryign loud

"imsorry lets go to ratbitch E rotten milk:"

"ya y, cunty cheesers! mitsa cheered as gioron came back w abbickios trash shit

"abbakugo, i got yer ungly clothes"

"fuck u gurney, youre stoopid and blind u moron my clothes are sexy"abba dabba do yells, snatching digiorno's weave

"!!!!bitch i hate u DAD number 4!!!(because his bitchass stepdad doesn't count)!" gogo yells, crying as he put his weave back on

mister starts screaming and pulls out a pistol from his pants and "cocks;)" it "FOUR IS BAD AND BAD STOP BAD AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"!!!!

fugho pannathotta (thank rinan for inspiring that) walkt unto the room weraing a thong, a tie, and his strawborby eArrings "father, mother, I wish to leave for the chicker cheese place now"

okay let's go burno says

yeaaaaaahhhhh borange screams in joy, hopping out of the window

"NARRATOR, NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" bueno cries for his son

"SHUT UP MOM UR DUMB, I HAVE AEROSMITH I CAN FLY"

"bitch ur too big 2 ride airsmith dipshit:"

"excuse me but i'm not big, im fucking t h i c c" naranga hold onto aeirosmoth while is tried to fly but naragey was too t h i c c so he fell with aureosmith to his dying death

but not really cuz brumbo use sticker fingies to open a zipper and leapt through it, natagia landing on brubob and not dying also yall know his flat ass dora bob having ass ain't die because he's got plot armor

the not end tune in never again for chucking chitters