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the rev set
turts, labaguette, disney man, y’all, jemmy
labaguette: so
turts: so
labaguette: gather round its time for the gay panic to cease and turn into a gay revelation
y’all: jesus
jemmy: what the fuck is about to happen
labaguette: i must talk to y’all about my gay panic becasue i think i want to ask alex out but their are two problems
disney man:why are you comming to the aro guy for this??
disney man: like couldn;’t yo have made another group chat
turts: herc stop being a dick we ARE HERE TO SUPPRT
jemmy: as your older brother i emand that you listen and help our dear friend something or pther lafayette
y’all: just spit it out
labaguette: first PROMBLEM
labaguette: i am not good engouh for alex and will hold him down and im too old for him
turts: your worng
labaguette: LISTEN FIRST JOHN
turts: fine but youre wrong and eerything you say is invlalid
labaguette: kay so he skipped a bucnh of years and is like v smart and i was held back a year LIKE WHY WOULD HE WANT ME
jemmy: objection
labaguette: and id be holding him back right??? like he would be going places and then hed have to wait for me to catch up like how could i do that to him???
labaguette: also im four years older than him
labaguette: but like would he feel comfortable?? i dont want ohim to be uncomfortable
y’all: OKAY
y’all: so FIRTS YOUR FREAKING SMART YOUR ADAPTED TO A WHOLE NEW CULTURE AND LANGUAGE AND WERE ONLY HELD BACK ONE YEAR WHEN SO MANY PEOPLE CUOLDVE BEEN HELD BACK FOR SOMANY MORE
jemmy: SECOND
jemmy: IF HE ISNT COMFORTABLE THEN HELL SAY NO BUT THAT SHOULDN:T STOP YOU FROM ASKING KAJSDOADO
jemmy: ITS NOTLIKE HES FIFTEEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU SO GO FOR IT
turts: SHOOT YOUR SHOT BITCH
disney man: why would you say it like tHat?????
y’all: NOW WHAT THE HELL COULD B THE SECOND THING
labaguette: this is probably the bigger one
labaguette: THE SCHIYLER SISTERS
labaguette: more specifically
labaguette: angelica schiyler herself
labaguette: its cause SH E WILL LITERALLY KILL ME IF I LOOK AT ALEX WRONG
labaguette: LIKE I WOULD TOO CAUSE HES SO PRECIOUS AND DESERVES THE WORLD
labaguette: but i dont want htem to kill me for trying thoughts?????
turts: ask them if you can before tbh
disney man: thats proabbaly the best thing you can do tbh
labaguette: okay boys
labaguette: letS gO
the schuylers + maria + alex
mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT
caffeineSLUT: ladies its time for a meeting are yall here and ready to listen?
mpother: hereee
pleggy: here and queer
angelikick your ass: ye
mareyea: iciiii
caffeineSLUT: okay so you know laf right?
pleggy: the french one?
mpother: yeah
caffeineSLUT: so basically
caffeineSLUT: i was texting with him last night and he was v sweet to me and hes v sweet irl too and i think i might have a crush on him??? like i think i might be a little into him??? and i dont know if he was right cause even though were both seniors i sipped grades right nd he was held back a year casue of his language struggles but its not like hes dumb cause he’s really smart and ik its only 4 years but like he’s twenty-one and im only seventeen but ????? its just he’s really nice to me and speaks frecnh and its really nice to speak in frenc again caus eit reminfds me of my mother and he makes me feel asfe. and ik we only met like a little ago but i just really like him???? am i moving too fast?? like is it my adhd?? cause ik that effects my impulsiveness and??? god i dont really know anymore. and am i throwing my self into this?? becasue ik i tend to do that and really just do things and then think abot them later but i just dont know anymore bnecause i think i really like him but i just dont know
angelikick your ass: woah
angelikick your ass: imma stop you there
mpother: okay alex you need to slow down
angelikick your ass: i really like that your thinking about this
mpother: because that means you actually like him if this wasnt like one of your flings you would just do it and show up to dinner with them
mareyea: alex if you care that much that you just word vomitted that paragraph about your worries then you actually care
pleggy: and the whole age thing?
pleggy: WHO GIVES A FUCK
pleggy: if you like him who gives a fuck what other people think about you
angelikick your ass: its not like he’s ten years older than you or something like that
mpother: if he cares about you and really makes you feel that way then go get himm!!!
mareyea: and if he rejects you HE DOESNT DESERVE YOU
mpother: between you and me that isnt going to happen
mpother: the way you guys talked at the theatre makes me think you wont regret anything
angelikick you ass: HOWEVER
angelikick your ass changed their screename to angelimom
angelimom: HE WILL HAVE TO PASS THE TEST OF MOMs
pleggy changed the group name to MOMS + ALEX
pleggy: i am the lawful evil mom
mareyea: i am the chaotic good mom
angelimom: i am the true neutral mom
mpother: and i am the lawful good mom
caffeineSLUT: im crying you guys thank you so MUCH
caffeineSLUT: like you guys listen to my problems and sre alway sthere to reassrure me IM LITERallTY CRYING ILY GUYS SO MCUHHH
caffeineSLUT changed their screename to softalex
mpother: we love you too!!!
angelimom: dont worry we KICK his ass if he hurts you
labaguette created a group with angelimom, mpother & pleggy
mpother: i have a feeling ik what this is going to be about so im going to havw to add someone before we start
labaguette: okay?
mpother added mareyea
mpother: okay now you can start
labaguette: i was wondering if it was okay if i asked alex out in a date
labaguette: you gusy seemed v protective of him and i thought i should ask you first??
angelimom: I FUCKING KNEW IT
pleggy: okay who are you and what;s your favourite vine
labaguette: my name is marie-joseph paul yves roch gilbert du motier, marquis de lafayette and my favourite vine is road work ahead
pleggy: you got the green light from meeeee
mareyea: ok what are you studying and what political party’s belief do you most align with
labaguette: im studying gender studies and i more align with democrats obviously becasue republicans can suck my dicc
mareyea: you seem to maek alex pretty happy so its a go from me too
angelimom: imust test you
labaguette: okay
angelimom: what would you do if alex got hurt?
labaguette: i would call 911 and then check his phone for an emergency contact
angelimom: okay you got the go ahead from me
mpother: okay
mpother: i just want you to tell me one thing
mpother: why do you want to go on a date with alex?
labaguette: i think he’s just so smart and really cute and he’s like compressed energy and it’s so adorable and he CAN SPEAK FRENCH WHICH I THINK ITS GREAT
mpother: go ahead
labaguette: yay!!! tysm!!!