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family chat
fatherwash, motherwash, caffeineSLUT
fatherwash: Son, must your screename be so vulgar?
caffeineSLUT: of course dad it’s my true natiure
motherwash: Anyways, Alex we were wondering if you would want to join us at home for Christmas.
caffeineSLUT: yeah doWN
caffeineSLUT: i can be there for like the 24, 25 & 26 but then i was wondering if i can hang otu with my friends?? is that okay??
fatherwash: That’s fine. Just make sure to leave their presents at home and pre-wrapped so you don’t forget.
caffeineSLUT: kay dad
motherwash: Alexander have you been eating?
motherwash: I know that you can forget sometimes.
caffeineSLUT: yes mommmmmmm
motherwash: Have you been sleeping too?
fatherwash: He has. I have been asking his roomate. He has been sleeping at least five hours a day.
motherwash: Well done Alex!
motherwash: That is so much better than it used it be!
caffeineSLUT: ANYWAY
caffeineSLUT: i have your presents i hope you guys like it
fatherwash: we have a really good present for you!!
labaguette created a group with mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all & jemmy
labaguette: okay yall i have an announcement
labaguette: as a super rich person i have a gift for us as new friends and old
labaguette: I HAVE BOUGHT A TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD FOR US ALL
labaguette changed the group name to DISNEY
disney man: HOLY SHIT
disney man: DIOSNEY WORLD
mpother: wait us too?
mpother: are you sure? disney is like really fucking expensive nad like not that i dont like you but we barely nkow each other
labaguette: din;t worry about it
labaguette: im literally french royalty. i could not work in a day in my life and my grandchildren fcould still eat gold so i could like buy disney tickets for our whole year but i like you guys!!
pleggy: HOLY SHIT
caffeineSLUT: DISNEY
labaguette: we have three days there fast passes and all we can leave tomorrow
labaguette: let me know if any of you cant go
angelikick your ass: all the schuylers can go
caffeineSLUT: confirmed i can comeit actually works perfectly casue i got to go to my parents place on the 24
jemmy: we leave onthe twentieth right?
labaguette: ye
jemmy: and we come back on the 23?
labaguette: yes
jemmy: great i can come
y’all: same i dont have to go back to virginia until the 25th
labaguette: get paCKING OUR FLIGHT IS IN SIX HOURS
pleggy: WHAT THE FUCK SOIHDAOLBSCD:B
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
labaguette: were ready to go y’all we’re boardING FIRST CLASS
jemmy: why are we textin gisnt the plane taking off?
labaguette: THIS IS FIRST CLASS BITCH
labaguette: WE HAVE WIFI SO WE CAN TEXT tHE WHOLE FLIGHT THROUGH
caffeineSLUT: eyayeayeyaeyaey
caffeineSLUT: im so excited ive neevr flown since comign to america when i was twelve
caffeineSLUT: the washingtons didn’t have much time off casue mom is always needed in the capital even thoguh shes just a lawyer
labaguette: the washingtons are parents???
caffeineSLUT: yeah they started fostering me when I was thirteen and adopted me when i was sixteen
y’all: that makes sense
mpother: AnYWAY
mpother: I AM SO HYPED FOR DISNEY
mpother: THE CHRISTMAS PARTY IS SO HYPED
anglikick your ass: our parents took all of us all the time so we have the parks bascially memorized
pleggy: so we need to make a plan
pleggy: we shall call it the Plan™
turts: okay so we shall start with magic kingdom obviously, start with the classics
labaguette: makes sense
jemmy: any mjust dos?
turts: it’s a small world!! i love the art so much
labaguette: we have reservations for lunch at be our guest and reservations for dinner in the palace witht the princesses
disney man: SPACE MOUNTAIN
angelikick your ass: SPLASH MOUTAIN
pleggy: ALL THE MOUNTAINS
caffeineSLUT: i’ve heard of the hall of presidents
caffeineSLUT: can we go there?
mareyaa: HAUNTED MANSION im a slut for it
jemmy: swiss family tree house
labaguette: okay here’s the plan:
labaguette: we start in the SHOP. we get our ears and everything w want to wear for the day becasue we need to be decked out becasue we need to be TOURISTS. then adventureland and go to swiss family treehouse and then we go to frontier land and hit splash mountain and then thunder mountain and then we hit liberty square and there we go to haunted mansion and then the hall of presidents and then we have lunch at be our guest
labaguette: after lunch we go to it’s a small word and then space mountain we have sometime between then to get ice cream but the space mountain lines always long even with fast passes then if you guys want we can go to the driving track afterwards and RACE
caffeineSLUT: OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED
mpother: okay guys we need to get some food right here and now on the place beasue we haven’t had dinner and YOU MUST EAT quick laf and friends what are you getting
labaguette: i will be gettin ghte cheese board and pringles
turts: i will be gettin gthe pringles and the sandwich thing
disney man: i will be getting the pizza
mpother: virginians?
y’all: is that us?
mpother: yes
y’all: i’ll be getting the mac and cheese
labaguette: thomas that is the childrens meal
y’all: and?
labaguette: okay then
jemmy: i will be gettin gthe cheese board and some ginger alex and pringles
mpother: schuyler’s and maria? i myhself will be getting the chicken noodle
angelikick your ass: im getting the sandwich and crackers
pleggy: im getting the same thing s you liza
mareyea: ill be getting the pizza
mpother: alex?
caffeineSLUT left the group
mpother: god dam it alex
mpother added caffeineSLUT
mpother: what are you eatin alex
alex: ill have the pringles
labaguette created a group with mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, turts, y’all & jemmy
labaguette: why doesn’t alex eat?
mpother: it’s not our place to say
mpother
deleted the group