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DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
turts: OKAY YALL WE ARE HERE THE PARK OPENS IN HALD AND HOUR LETS GET GOING
mpother: WIAT HAS EVERYONE EATN
angelikick your ass: DONT WORRY I HAVE BEEN WATCHING ALEX HAD A FRUIT CUP
mpother: OKAY LETS GOOOOO
disney man: OKAY IM SO EXCITED I BROUGHT THE SHIRT IM GOING TO THROW OUT AS SOONAS I BUY MY STUFF
labaguette: iM so eXCITED
caffeineSLUT: im so happy my parents gace memoney for the shop and asoudeubfnkldfas
pleggy: im os hypeed jesususususus
caffeineSLUT: im os excited for this because u never did anything liket hisakbdqodbhflkndwqjfk
mareyea: ok what ears are yall getting
caffeineSLUT: i think im getting the standard mickey mouse club hat ones
turts: im geeting the pride flag ones but like the hat one
y’all: do you really think that they were pride purposely?
turts: no but raINBOW
y’all: well im getting the americana ears
mpother: i think im going to get the stich ear hat
pleggy: yessss
labaguette: im getting the slinky dog headband
disney man: okay I AM GETTING THE YODA EAR HEABAND AOIDHAKBDLSJA
jemmy: i think im going to get wall-e hat
pleggy: IM GETTT ING T THE kind of aloha tHINGS
mpother: WHOOOOOOAAAAOAOOOAO
jemmy: im very excited
caffeienSLUT: is anyone getting any clohes while we’re there
disney man: I LITERALLY PLANNED TO BRING A CHEAP SHIRT I COULD THROW AAWAY AT DISNEY
disney man: IM SO EXCITED IM GETTING ALL THE THINGS
disney man: IM GETTING THE 2019 DISNEY SHIRTT THINSFS
caffeineSLUT: i pre planned this and i looked on disney.com and found a shirt i liked and called to maek sure they had it in stock
y’all: we found out we were going YESTERDAY
caffeineSLUT: the things i carre about i can worK FOR
caffeineSLUT: it’s so pretty it’s a pullover and its blue and the little retro mickey mouse is on the left its so prettyy ah im going to get a big size so that its oversized because i cant liv e wihtout it ebing oversized
turts: why am i so surprised taht your so organized
labaguette: im going to get the star wars t-shirt
pleggy: im going to get ANYTHING MONSTER INC BECAYSE ITS MY FAVOUTRTI MOVUE AHHAOBFHBIHDWJODW
y’all: okay im going to go get the silk shirt thing
labaguette: okay everyone we are here and now do you all have your magic bands?
anglikick your ass: yeah i already checked
mareyea: yoyu did????
angelikick your ass: dont worry abuopt it
labaguette: so basically theyll be your jey to the park and your credit cards and our fast passes
y’all: im so excitedddd
labaguette: KAY WE:RE THROUGH TO THE SHIPOASPIHAIHFAEPIFHIHF
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
jemmy: okay the swiss family treehouse was so great
mpother: it was so cute i really liked it
pleggy: okay now im really excites fpr SPLASH MOUTAIN
labaguette: OK SAME ITS A CLASSIC
y’all: are yOU ready
turts: this line is so fast in the fast pass lane
mareyea: okay im so hyped
jemmy: let’s goooo
pleggy: YEET
caffeineSLUT: stop that
pleggy: :(((((
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
pleggy: kay this space moutain line is ongggggg im so excited to be a fast pass person
labaguette: except its still long because EVRYONE LOVES
mpither: do y’all wanna play gaame pigeon
caffeineSLUT: who wants to play anagrams with mE?
angelikick yourass: dont do it im warning you
angelikick you ass: he will DESTRO YOU
caffeineSLUT: no i wont why dont you guys play with me???
pleggy: no really dont play with him hell destroy you casue he’s a god when it comes to three games
mpother: scrabble, anagrams and monopply
pleggy: really anything with worsd actually but yeah thiose a=ones essentailly
y’all: ill play with you
turts: phhhhh shit bout to go down
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
caffeineSLUT: YES
y’all: FUCK
angelikick your ass: I TOLD YOU
jemmy: i would like to challenge you
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
jemmy: damni it
caffeineSLUT: yeS
pleggy:l literally why woul you gusy do this i told you not tO
caffeineSLUT: fine just dont play 8 ball with angelica
caffeineSLUT: she will destrpy you in hard more becasue for some reason she is the master of geometry and ,astered angels when she was a child
pleggy: yeAh
turts: ill challenge that
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
turts: fUCK
angelikick your ass: i kicked your ass.
angelikick your ass: you didnt stand a chacne
y’all: shit were here let’s GO
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
turts: pkay bith were great literally the mountains were killER
mareyea: next is HAUNTED MANSION YES LETS GO
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
pleggy: love that hated when it stoppped in the middle of the ride though like wtf was that
caffeineSLUT: was that suppsosed to happen
mpother: opepeppep
caffeineSLUT: HOWEVER THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT WE HAVE TO GO O THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS AOWRHE ADEFHEFHLFJFJKBF
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
y’all: okqay not gonna lie that was slightly creepy the robots looked so life like wewwewew
caffeineSLUT: hate to say it but i sgreeeee
labaguette: now is the time for LUNCH AT BE OUR GUEST
labaguette: im very excted because frech food and webwfjjhhjfhdsfdfsss bj bjk.vjbk v
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
turts: god disney fodo is so good!!!
caffeineSLUT: GOD I MA SO HYPED FOR ALL OF THIS AHHHIT S A SMALL WORLD IS NEXXTTT
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
pleggy: SPACE MOUNTAAINNNNNNNN
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
labaguette: RACE
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
caffeineSLUT: pk im so hyy[ed for this dinner
mpother: ikr it;s with princessese!
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
caffeineSLUT: today was great you guys thanks
labaguette: <333