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family chat
fatherwash, motherwash, caffeineSLUT
fatherwash: How was disney son?
caffeineSLUT: it was amazing!! literally so great the only thing that couldve made it better is if you guys couldve gone to magic kingdom with us
motherwash: That’s very sweet of you to lie to us Alex. We know you enjoy your time with your friends.
caffeineSLUT: ;)))
motherwash: We’re waiting for you in the baggage claim. Where are you?
caffeineSLUT: were all on our way down i think were at carousel five
fatherwash: What should we look for?
caffeineSLUT: you know the big group of college students and then me who is much smaller
caffeineSLUT: also the ones that are really freakin loud
fatherwash: Ah.
motherwash: We can hear you.
fatherwash: We are raising our hand so that you can see us.
caffeineSLUT: i see you guys!!!
fatherwash: Anyway son, come downstairs so we can open presents. We are ready for you now.
family chat
fatherwash, motherwash, caffeineSLUT
fatherash: Alexander, come down we are beginning to eat. We'll open presents too.
caffeineSLUT: coMINGGG
DISNEY
labaguette, mpother, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, caffeineSLUT, turts, y’all, jemmy
caffeineSLUT: OMG GUYS MY PARENTS GOT US ALL A GIFT
caffeineSLUT: WERE GOING TO PUERTO RICO AND WATCHING LINCOLN FOR THE AND EMILIE TOUR OPENING NIGHT I CANDASPIHOWITPIEHFBFEHF
caffeineSLUT: ANYWAYS MY ORENTS FELT BAD OR SOMETHING FOR NOT TAKING E SOMEWHERE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND FOR MISSING MY BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR SO THEYRE TAKEING ALL OD SSSSS
mpother: HOLY SHITTT
caffeineSLUT: like idk if you guys are as obessesed with musicals as i am but like this is a bigd eal for me lin miranda is playing hamilton when were there so aduwflhoqeihofewihj
y’all: hOLY FUCK
disney man: HYPPEEEEE