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1. La Squadra Special Mission: Seduce the Boss by moodybluemood

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   29 Jul 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • La Squadra di Esecuzione/Diavolo
   • Diavolo/King Crimson
   • Gelato/Sorbet (JoJo)
   • Diavolo/Abstinence
   • Melone/Death
   • Diavolo (JoJo)
   • King Crimson (JoJo)
   • La Squadra di Esecuzione
   • Risotto Nero
   • Sorbet (JoJo)
   • Gelato (JoJo)
   • Prosciutto (JoJo)
   • Pesci (JoJo)
   • Melone (JoJo)
   • Formaggio (JoJo)
   • Ghiaccio (JoJo)
   • Illuso (JoJo)
   • Formaggio's Cat
   • Cioccolata (JoJo)
   • Gwess (JoJo)
   • Narancia Ghirga
   • Pannacotta Fugo
   • Vinegar Doppio
   • Leone Abbacchio
   • Attempted Seduction
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Dark Comedy
   • Cuddling & Snuggling
   • Completely Serious Fic
   • Drug Use
   • Red Bull
   • The One Where Melone Fucking Dies
   • My Name is Diavolo and I'm Abstinence Until I Die
   • Excessive Neopets Usage
   • The Cursed Fic
   • Organ Theft
   • McDonald's
   • Multilevel Marketing
   • product placement
   • Sensual Khaki
   • WrestleMania
   • Deepthroating

   Summary

   Passione's hitmen work just as hard as anyone else but they find themselves ignored and unappreciated. When destiny gives them a chance to personally impress their mysterious boss, they hatch a plan to ensure they earn what's due to them: by seducing him. Who will win the Don's love and affections? Will it be the strong, serious Risotto? The bold Formaggio? The cocky Illuso? Which assassin has the key to his heart?

   -or-

   The one where Diavolo is a giant loser, everyone hates Melone, and La Squadra could probably find a better method of getting a pay increase.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   32,037

   Chapters:

   4/?

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