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@tonystark posted a video.
captioned ‘we’re fucking iconic.’
“loki get your ass in here, i need your magic god fingers,” tony shouted, ripping a box open haphazardly. it only took a quick beat before soft green licked the walls as loki teleported into the penthouse living room, not quite reaching the eye of the camera.
“what are you doing?” loki asks beyond the frame, confusion and skepticism clear in his voice.
“building a coffee table. come and help me,” tony said, waving the mage over. loki strolls over, eyeing the box with contempt. “yeah your princely ass is above building a goddamn coffee table i get it, now sit down because i’m gonna screw a leg in where a leg shouldn’t go,” tony said, tugging on loki’s sweatpants. loki groaned and rolled his eyes but sat down, pressing himself warmly against tony’s side.
tony let his head fall briefly to loki’s shoulder in a happy greeting before straightening up and dumping the contents on the ground.
“okay, real quick i feel like we need to call out the name here. it’s literally called a vittsjo? vittsgo?” tony said, his voice lifting in a tilt as he spread the materials out and grabbing the instructions.
“vittsjö,” loki replied, unwrapping a leg encased in bubble wrap.
“of course you fucking know that, you pretentious asshole,” tony grumbled, earning a smack from loki.
“anthony this is the most basic thing in the world,” loki said, picking up the bubble wrap.
“it’s hard,” tony groaned, throwing his head back in a whine.
“anthony you’re an inventor,” loki replied, raising an amused eyebrow.
“leave me alone,” tony said, looking over as loki started to pop the bubble wrap. “oh my god you found the bubble wrap,” tony groaned, unwrapping the rest of the table. loki grinned as he popped the rest of the bubbles, chuckling with amusement. tony looked at the camera, deadpanned. the video swiftly cuts to another point in time; the box was thrown carelessly in the background, the table was spread in pieces on the floor and the two were arguing.
“oh my norns anthony you’re literally midgardians best inventor and yet you fail the simplest task,” loki said, screwing in a leg.
“ladies and gentlemen that is the best compliment i have ever gotten,” tony said, smirking at the camera. the video cuts short, ending.
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@pparker commented:
loki finding out about bubble wrap is high key adorable
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@princess_shuri_of_wakanda commented:
amen.
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@it’s_hawkeye_bitch commented:
loki’s going to wrap the tower in bubble wrap stark
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@brucebanner commented:
that table never made it out alive. we literally don’t have a new coffee table.
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