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1. A Hot Meal for a Hot Mess by unshrinkingviolets

   Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   25 Nov 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jasper/Peridot (Steven Universe)
   • Famethyst/Jasper (Steven Universe)
   • Jasper (Steven Universe)
   • Peridot (Steven Universe)
   • Holly Blue Agate (Steven Universe)
   • Famethyst (Steven Universe)
   • Jasper is kind of a mess
   • Peridot is kind of obnoxious
   • What else is new
   • College AU
   • Human AU
   • Cooking
   • None of this is based on any of my lived experiences
   • Also Sharky is here as the Voice of Reason
   • She's still Sharky tho
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Alcohol
   • Making Out
   • Oral Sex
   • Peridot making jokes about oral sex

   Summary

   After a series of disappointing lunches, Jasper determines to impress her math tutor by making dinner for her, in an absolutely platonic gesture of friendship that is wholly devoid of any complicated feelings that might make things Weird.

   Language:

   English

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