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2014-06-04
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You ready for this dick

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I'm very sorry for this fic. It is 100% crack, and im so so so sorry. I was very much on drugs when this happened and It is completely unedited from when I posted it on tumblr. Good luck sports nerds

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Tanaka kissed yamatos neck softly running his hand over the small of the shorter,by barely a centimeter, mans back.

“Tanaka-senpai…” Yamamoto moaned, digging his nails into the younger, by less than a months, mans hips.

“you ready for this dick?!” Tanaka shouted, letting out a loud laugh after. Yamamoto closed his eyes, his dick going soft.

“Tanaka….why did you have to kill it” Yamamoto whispered, a single tear rolling down his cheek.

“my dicks sad now tanaka-senpai…”

tanaka looked down at the sad dick and said “Yama….im so sorry….your poor dick….”

tanaka sniffled, yamamoto was useles to him now and needed to be destroyed